One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner

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LMAO!!

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner wished

:D

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some

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UH OH :eek: i know where ur trying to take this freds :p

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period

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Where man has gone before, babe ;)

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without lubricant.

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Tom Violence, god, you are creative. Just when i though there was no way to make the situation sexually explicit. Lol. :lol:

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without lubricant.

Lots

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without lubricant.

Lots of

One morning, a unicorn frolicked with it's tail erect. Suddenly another thunder bolt struck the gaggle of UNICORNS!!

Understandably Tinkleturner turned pale, wishing he hadn't licked Lauren's pink bits, because throughout the spring, thorns had rubbed his groin and rendered it intolerably soft. This incident occured long before the Cretaceous period, but after menstruating Tinkleturner drank some of the period and thought about having something new inserted without lubricant.

Lots of butterflies