Fortunately - Unfortunately
 

Right, another simple game here (last one for today, promise):

I'll start by saying:

Tanya is a very nice girl.

The next person will say:

Unfortunately she doesn't have a brain.

3rd person says:

Fortunately there is a new medicine that can help her.

Unfortunately it's very rare...

Understand? Keep alternating between Unfortunately and Fortunately. And stick to the story, don't start a new one suddenly, ok?

Here we go:

Simon was walking down the street, tomorrow he'd have to move to Italy

Fortunately...italy is quite mild this time of year

Offtop:
for TODAY??? :bum:

Fortunately - Italy is quite mild this time of year.

Unfortunately - its culture saw its best days about 2000 years ago.

Fortunatly there are lots of historic creations left to enjoy.

unfortunately - Simon didn't seem to care about this as he was uncultured to tha MAX

Fortunatly Simon was rich and didn't have to study history or go to school at all.

Unfortunately this had left Simon somewhat smug and ignorant to the true nature of reality.

fortunately - simon was funny as hell so his ingnorance and arrogance would never be seen

unfortunately - people didn't really think he was all that funny so he cried.

Fortunately his father was a boss of the tissue manufacturing complany, so Simon had plenty of tissues to wipe his tears. :lol:

unfortunately - he was allergic to tissues...and started to bloat up in a rather odd and scary fashion

[stop deleting posts damn u! *shakes fist*]

Fortunately there was a doctor boarding Simon's plane...

unfortunately - this doctor was the unqualified and slightly moronic character from the simpsons, Dr. Nick

Fortunately there was a sexy nurse accompanying Dr. Nick.

unfortunately - the nurse was also underqualified as she literally just got her toothpicking pickers liscence

Fortunately Simon's allergy calmed down for the time being.

Damn it, I'm too slow!!!! *shakes fist at mind* Think faster!!!! Anyway....

Unfortnately the unqualified nurse forgot about his reaction and wiped his face with another tissue, trying to help him clean up.

Fortunately the plane security didn't let the underqualified medical personel on board. :gigi:

Unfortunately Simon's bloating left diminished seat room for his neighbouring passengers. Hence they were enraged and pummeled his face using a variety of karate moves.