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Sorry, I kinda got too bust playing NFSU2... And not to forget all the parties I have to go to in the evenings. :p
Fortunately, a new drug recently discovered removed both types of AIDS from FP and now he was dumb as a pumpkin again. :gigi:

unfortunately, he had nothing to do since he was dumb, so he got depressed :(

Fortunately, he got excited once he signed up for an audition for Vegie Idol. :gigi:

Unfortunately producers thought they weresigning up Cool Cucumber and didn't want to sign up FP. :no:

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Fortunately, FP decided to kill himself. End of story...

Seriously, I can't think of anything.

Unfortunately he changed his mind

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Fortunately, he got run over by a bus. :gigi:

Unfortunately it was small bus going realy slow

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Fortunately, It was a heavy bus, so it's flattened FP. :D

Unfotunately FP took air pump from his bag and pumped himself back to round shape. :bebebe:

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Fortunately, he suffered severe internal bruising. :laugh: <-- *evil laughter*

Unfortunately this was a big turn on for him....

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Fortunetely he got over all of the suffering after 4 and a half years and was a healthy and happy pumpkin again.

Unfortunately, he contracted crabs from a solarium.

fortunately P!nk was all too happy to relieve him of said crabs...

Unfortunately she accidentally relieved him of his kidneys as well

Fortunately Walmart started selling pickled hybrid kidneys which came in mighty handy

Unfortunately, he couldn't afford them.

Fortunately got a lottery ticket and he won 1 million dollars :D

Unfortunately he was sent to jail for fraud