Fortunatly they came alive as zombie-seeds

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Unfortunately, zombie seeds couldn't germinate either.

Fortunatly there was another nuclear explosion and seeds could germiwhatever. :D

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Unfortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a crap about his seeds 'cause he couldn't even remember the names of all the ho's he'd screwed. :D

Fortunately... (what in the world can be fortunate in the situation?)... anyway, as I was saying... Fortunately Funky Pumpkin decided to adopt one of his seeds cuz he liked being a father.

Unfortunately he adopted the schizophrenic seed who thought he was in fact a banana.

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Lmao.

Fortunately, Funky Pumkin had connections at the church, and the Wacky Banana became a nun (it was a "she").

Unfortunately, Wacky Banana started feeling strangely attracted to the other nuns, so she went to the priest and told him all about it. She also thought she was Jesus.

Funky Pumpkin was informed by the priest and decided he couldn't take it anymore. He started thinking about plastic surgery - maybe someone could transform him into a tomato so he wouldn't have to face all of this?

Fortunately, he found a plastic surgeon who agreed to do the operation for free since Funky Pumkin was an interesting case from a medical point of view. :p

Unfortunatly FP was alergic to plastic so plastic surgery was not a option. :(

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Fortunately Funky Pumpkin got the idea that he could have a facetransplant - from a cow.

Unforunately, the horns of the cow were too heavy for the FP and after the transplant he couldn't move...

Fortunately he saw them off

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Unfortunately he failed to saw them off. :gigi:

Fortunately he got in a car accident (that's very fortunate don't you think? :rolleyes: ), and sadly the doctors had to amputate his horns because they could not be saved. :(

Unfortunately that put FP into a terrible depression - he didn't feel "horny" anymore. :cry:

Fortunately FP knew some people that knew some people, so as soon as they found out he was depressed they quickly coughed up some cash and bought him some drugs.

Unfortunately, the horns grew back due to the side effects of the drugs and FP felt horny again and had unprotected sex which led to him getting Pumpkin AIDS.

Fortunatly pumpkin AIDS makes pumpkins ultra smart

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Unfortunatly FP got another type which doesn't. :(

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Come on people, let's get this show on the road once again. :nunu:

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