Fortunatly watermelon agreed to marry him for 1/2 of $$$$$ and chance to meet Chris O'Donnell ;)

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Unfortunately for Watermelon the billion dollars was in Monopoly money and Chris O'Donnell wasn't into sex with fruit. :lol:

Fortunatlly she knew some rich cucumber who had huge monopoly money fetish and he bought 1 bn of monopoly money for 2 bn of real $$$$ with which she bought sheep costume so Chris O'Donnell liked her. :lol:

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Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin (the main character of this story) couldn't care less about Watermelon... he fell in love with an over-weight strawberry.

Fortunatly strawberry had a pumpkin fetis so thy had lot of hot sex.

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Lol. Fruit/vege sex... It's kinda wierd. I dunno whether I'm disgusted or entertained! Lmao. :lol:

Unfortunately, Strawberry was already married to an Italian tomato.

Fortunately , old Italian tomato was keen on Funky Pumpkin too....so they have veee-e-eery merry evenings indeed !

Unfortunatly strawberry got pregnant and didn't know who father is. :none:

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fortunately , then it comes to seeds , Pumpkin is the winner !!!

Unfortunately all their seeds (aka children) were infertile due to differences in chromosome numbers. ;)

Fortunatly they were able to take some chromosomes away ad numbers were OK then.

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Unfortunately , the seeds had been eaten by ....well....birds ! :)

Fortunatly there were plenty more from where those came from....

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Unfortunately Funky Pumkin decided to neutralise (kill) those freaky hybrid seeds.

Fortunatly he failed.

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Unfortunately, a nuclear bomb exploded right in the building where the seeds were stored and their DNA was irreversibly destroyed by gamma radiation.

Offtop:
luxxi, happy now? :gigi:

Fortunatly some extra seeds were stored elsewhere so not all were destroyed. :D

Offtop:
Nah, it's raining, I don't have much money.... :(

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Unfortunately, those seeds were soil-phobic and wouldn't germinate.

Fortunatly they could be sown into mud and Germans went home.

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Unfortunately, the mud was radioactive and the remaining seeds died.