The story game!
 

It's like this:
I'll write a sentence and the next poster has to write the next. Hopefully we can make a funny story together! :gigi:

Here goes...

One day there lived a beautiful princess called Yulia Volkova and she was very lonely.

Next person write the next sentence! :gigi:

here you go

One day there lived a beautiful princess called Yulia Volkova and she was very lonely. Because she was a lesbian.

The whole town looked down on her because of her sexuality.

There was nothing she could do to satisfy her lesbian desires, for she pleasured herself long and hard during the nights, while thinking of an entreprenurial venture into the first safe sex toy shop in town (as though that wouldn't further outcast her..and let's face it, the peasant women weren't exactly satisfied with the men folk).

One day she saw a beautiful woman in the town with beautiful long red hair, she had never seen anyone as beautiful before.

The fiery topped woman had the grayest eyes, as gray as the storms that often wreck the town.

and then she realised she was straight.

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Originally Posted by Tatutaty and then she realised she was straight.

LOLOLOL.
:rolleyes:



Princess Volkova made it her resolution to meet this woman, and to make the misterious redhead hers.

The Princess tossed her raven tinted hair and started walking towards the redhead, unsure of what to expect or what to say.

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Or the Lux lost her inspiration and decided to toss the plot onto the next innocent onlooker's hands.

The princess wandered into her room and looked down at the townsfolk, trying to find her red head from the heights of the castle's tower. She then decided to send some spies to gather info on her.

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regardless of your intentions, your statement may have offended people anyway. so. where were we with the story? Y was about to approach L:p