You get your wish but then you have to endure their real voices screeching on the radio/TV every day which will make every dog in the world start to howl simultaneously untill buildings crumble and cars collide in the streets!!

I wish my Metallica CD wasn't covered in scratches. :(

You get your wish but you will be beaten by Megadeth fan

I wish Gwen stefani would start making some good music.

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You get your wish but then Gwen becomes the most famous woman on earth and is voted our unquestioned leader in a massive global election. She then sentences you to death because you dissed her on the internet.

I wish I had gone to Donington this year.

You get your wish but it will be full of drunk Donintonners.

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I wish I could sent people into salt mines just bcause I wanted to.

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You get your wish but after slaving away down there for over 10 years they decide they've had enough and go on strike, meaning that you have to live the rest of your life knowing that it's your fault that people can no longer get salt & vinegar crisps. You monster.

I wish someone would make a movie called 'Buffy In Bikinis' which consisted of nothing other than Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Alyson Hannigan and Charisma Carpenter running around in swimwear for 90 minutes. :D

u get ur wish but theyll make one when all those actrices will be 75 years old ;)

i wish i was an angel

You get your wish but you'll not know how to fly.

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I wish my life would be like porn movie.

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You get your wish but you have to get it on with Ron Jeremy and that fat bastard from 'Colin's Sleazy Friends'. And you don't get paid for your trouble!

I wish I could get this shit Gwen Stefani song out of my head!!!

You get your wish but only way is to constantly listen to her next single.....

Q
I wish peopel would worship me :D

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You get your wish but you create a cult, who then seek out to prove your superiority by sacrificing you.

I wish I could breakdance :gigi:

You get your wish but you will break it really bad

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I wish EeZeReal couldn't breakdance :laugh:

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You get your wish but then he becomes a world famous ballet dancer and brings out his own clothing line which consists of nothing other than garishly coloured leg-warmers which you are forced to wear at all times. (Can you imagine Philbert doing ballet?! :laugh: )

I wish they hadn't moved the Simple Plan gig to the goddam QMU! :mad:

Oh lordy.....how about you...don't, imagine that! :p

You get your wish, for now....but QMU becomes the most famous venue and everyband wants to play there or no-where at all.

I wish I had a 2MB net connection :rolleyes:

You get your wish but you'll only be able to use 56k modem. :D

Q
I wish this whole bloody holiday season would be over already. :rolleyes:

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You get your wish, but then you fall into a coma until next November :rolleyes:

I wish I had the gift of the gab :gigi:

You get your wish but get beaten by gang of gab haters.

I wish I knew what gab was....

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You get your wish, but you'll forget it because Lorna will delete her post (which she won't do anyway) but heyyyyy :p :rolleyes:

I wish I had the ability to become invisible

You get your wish but get run over by a car whose driver can't see you. :p

I wish I could read people's minds.

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You get your wish but then you read my mind and become so disturbed and emotionally damaged as a result that you end up living in a padded room, strapped into a straightjacket and chewing the buttons on the wall for the rest of your days!

I wish Sugarcult would play in Glasgow again real soon.