Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
 

Another "useless" and silly thread for us to fool around with. Lol.

Start a rumour above the person above you. Funny things are allowed, mean things are not.

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Example: Did you know that Angela is actually a robot?

P.S. No rumors claiming that people are gay or straight or religious - that can be very offensive to some people!

Did you know that Kate has a crush on Igor? :o :laugh:

I hear that Miguel has an extensive collection of plaster casts of nipples he molded on women he casually met at the beach (the best place to look for nipples).

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I heard Pat is planning to have a date with his hot female neighbour :gigi:

I heard Staringelf comes on to girls by reciting the brazilian version of The Girl From Ipanema.

freddie prefers pink boxers.

Did you know that ever since the thread about Useless Desert Island Items Forre has been spending a lot of time doing "research" with hundreds of different types of sex dolls and Hubba Bubba chewing gum.

Have you heard that DAZ has a room full of old Playboy magazines? :gigi:

you know.... Kate has BIG feet :gigi:

Coolasfcuk was the person who suggested DJ Ötzi should try singing for a career.

Did you know that Tom_Violence is trying record his pet dog's first rap song and release it into show-biz? :gigi:

Did you know Kate has a massive collection of Barbie dolls in her secret orchard? :D

and they say queenie picks her nose when no one is watching :gigi:

They also say coolasfcuk has a huge top secret Chalka music collection hidden in her closet :eek: How trashy! :heh:

Shocking news folks..Apparently Staringelf is a lifelong fan of The Mavericks and thinks their Trampoline album is a work of musical genius

it is no secret anymore: DAZ stands for Dead As Zombie :laugh:

and kids, to be the first one to comment on a rumor about me :gigi:

:lol: that's right, that's right - I DO have huge Chalga collection.... and i DONT even hide it in the closet ... i proundly sign to all the songs :laugh:

They also say coolasfcuk's fiancé, who supposedly was gay, was just pretending to be so he could hit on her without getting noticed! :eek:

It's a little known fact that Uncle Fester in the Addams Family was actually modelled on Staringelf.

Welllllll :nunu: :laugh:

What y'all didn't know was that Tom Violence they didn't just say "maybe" when asked to join the Hanson fan club. He said "YES! With pleasure."

I heard Miguel got hired to play the nude body double of an Hollywood star who's afraid to show his fat belly on screen, the part may require a full body wax though. :D

I heard that haku was a cheap swinger who only sleeps with old and saggy ladies :p

Someone told me that Crampaholic was seen walking in pain with her legs wide open, but they say this time the pain wasn't from cramps! :eek: :laugh:

Someone told me that staringelf likes to alphabetize his Beanie Baby collection while dancing to 'The Cha-Cha Slide' and wearing nothing but leather chaps and tassles.

Word has it that Mossopp has three copies of every *Nsync album. One to play every day, one in case her original copy wears out, and one which she always keeps with her in an acrylic pink bum bag 'for emergencies'.

According to sources, Tom Violence has borrowed all of Mossopp's N Sync albums to dance and sing along to them naked, every morning, so he goes to work with a smile on his face :D

If I remember correctly, Miguel dated Pamela Anderson while she was on her secret vacation in his country. :p

They say Kate's housekeeper is addicted to S&M sex and was caught fooling around with Kate's gardener wearing handcuffs and a leather thong :eek:

I heard that miguel loves to have sex with girls who wear eatable undies ;)

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I heard Crampaholic likes to have sex with vegetables

I heard that Miguel doesn't like to have sex at all. :p

I heard Kate likes tender kisses on her buttocks :p

I heard that Miguel likes to lock himself in his closet and practice his evil laughter - "Mmmmwaaaaahaa-haa". :gigi:

I was told that Kate likes to dress up as a pantomime cow and eat liquorice allsorts while watching old episodes of 'Dawsons Creek'.

sources says that mossopp can quote all the dialogs in the very same episodes of Dawsons Creek, and does so as often as she can

I heard that teeny has on her computer a collection of naughty pictures of hot girls wearing caps and nothing else. :D

if only that one was true :lalala:

I've heard that haku being a redhead admirerer is actually just a cover up for him prefering blonds :eek:

teeny has all walls of her room covered with posters of westlife members in real size

lately zebus cd collection has been growing on a daily basics.. it now features the full discography of artists like Madonna, Enigma, various french songs and Bowling For Soup. "Better to be prepared" she is quoted saying

Don't dis Bowling For Soup. I saw 'em live last week and they OWNED!

Anyway, I was reliably informed that teeny has an extensive collection of Teletubbies merchandise and listens to 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh' every morning when she wakes up. Apparently she has adopted it as her personal theme song.

:laugh: I don't really need to start a rumour about mossopp.. the fact that she seems to know a telebubbies song is bad enough..

didn't diss Bowling For Soup.. just seem to remember them being mentioned in the thread I was talking about :heh: