I've heard kirillov played with himself looking at the pictures of coolasfcuk's knickers. :gigi:

Someone told me that Haku received a restraining order from David Hasslehoff because he kept sending David locks of his hair in the mail.

Sorry Mossop but i've got to tell everyone..Did any of you know that Mossop is in fact a Champion Morris Dancer and loves nothing better than prancing round that Pole with Ribbons and Bells on before going to spend a few days at the Cricket eating Jellied Eels :eek:

I want to know, I demand to know, and I have a right to know whether or not
DAZ gives you a
fresh citrus fragrance as well as great whites! :)

Many wonder what marina is doing in China probably. I thought to reveal that she has a multinational corporation with the base in Shanghai that sells Russian condoms especially designed for Chinese people.

speaking of condoms.. forre recently wondered about the 98% protection. She wondered if it would mean that doing it 100 times would make her pregnant at least twice.. :p

I know ,by someone who speaks very often to her on msn :cool: , that teeny is absolutely obsessed by the reproduction system.... and that's this only reason why she has a RABBIT (indeed she hates rabbits)....She subjects her poor rabbit to the most abominable private meeting/dates/experiments with other animals of any kinds, any sizes, any races... :rolleyes:
My anonymous friend of msn thinks seriously of denouncing her at the protective company of the animals!...

Apparently sunwalk has an irrational fear of pasta and was once seen running from an Italian restaurant screaming prophecies of a spaghetti-induced apocaplypse.

I heard Mossopp once tried to make soup for her friend Sarah but the soup turned blue just like that one in Bridget Jones' Diary :laugh:

I've heard that because Miguel couldn't fit Euro2004 into his schedual Ronaldo had to take his place instead.

:laugh:

I heard teeny stole a cap from a girl's locker at school, and secretly masturbates with it :lalala: :laugh: :p :heh:

I heard that staringelf has this weird habit of smelling his feet right b4 he goes to bed :blabla:

ewww no I don't :laugh: I wouldn't need to, my feet never smell!

I heard that Crampaholic demands that her lovers dress up as geeks to fulfill her twisted fantasies :heh: :cool:

And I also heard she smells her ass before going to bed :laugh:

Ever had one of those phrases that makes you laugh uncontrollably? :laugh: :lol: :bow: that set me off there.Sphagetti induced Apocalypse indeed. :coctail: ............


Anyway i heard Staringelf took that name from a particular filthy peeping Tom type habit he developed after watching Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings

I heard that staringelf used to have a crush on Jessica Rabbit... :p