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I hate fucking spiders. I seriously hope I don't get one in my room at the zen center because I can't kill it. I have to trap it in glass with a paper towel and put it outside :eek: |
God Bless You and You and....
A sneeze can reach a speed of up to 100 miles per hour. So, the next time you sneeze, think about the people in the next town, too! It's the Law <-wtffffff! According to an old law, tickling a girl with a feather duster was illegal in Portland, Maine. |
Why do ppl sing take me out to the ball game when your already at the ball game?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at you crotch and ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? |
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Oh I agree totally. I just had it sent to me through email.
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