Corrupt a Wish
 

Ok, well this game is simple too..

One person makes a wish..
and you corrupt it by saying that something
bad happens..or something goes wrong
and you make a wish.

Example:

First poster: I wish Yulia Volkova was in my room
Next Poster: Granted, but poops in your bed...I wish i had $10
Next Poster: Granted, but thats all you will have the rest of your life.


lol, Me first!!!




I wish Yulia Volkova was in my room

Granted, but throws up all over your computer.

I wish I never had to go to work again...

Granted, but you become homeless and cant ever get a job again



I wish I could sing like Vitas :heart:

Granted, but you'll never have a date.

I want Jared Leto

Granted, but you only have him for 2 minutes




I wish I had enough money to go to Europe :(

Granted, but you'll only stay for 5 minutes

I wish I had all t.A.T.u. stuff

Granted, but they'd get disgusting feet sores

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but I charge for high fives

I wish I was famous

Granted, But the paparazzi follows you everywhere and you're most famous as "Worlds most hated person".

I wish I had forever lasting chocolate.

Granted, But your hair becomes way too long and whenever you try to cut it, it grows back instantly...

I wish the ants in this house would go away and eat a screw driver or something. ;_;

Move over Paris Hilton :coctail: (kidding)

Granted, but it won't last long!

I wish I wouldn't waste my time in this topic

Granted, But then you realize this was the only thread that could control your sanity and boredom - And you end up as lifeless as a straw and everyone forgets your existance. That is, until they start using you to drink the soda you hate the most.

Edit: Oops. Didn't see sweetnectars post.. XD

Granted, But you're all wrinkly and....tiny. And, well, you can't really do much.

I wish I was a beautiful penguin. :gigi:

Granted but you waste your time on other topics



I wish i wasnt hungry right now

Granted, but you'll be hungry tomorrow

I wish I could drive

Granted, but you crash really bad..and end up in a wheelchair



I wish, I had a chocolate bar..with almost in my mouth

Granted, But you're not allowed to have a car until you're 98.

I wish this thread didn't get so confusing when it came to people posting at the same time corrupting the same wish. XD

I wish people wouldn't of forgot a wish

granted, but you forget a wish



I wish I had a new cell phone

Wish granted.. But then everyone forgets to grant!

(It's so amusing how we all post at the same time XD)

I wish I WASN'T SO SLOW WITH MAKING THESE GRANTS AND WISHES.

I'm not surprsied if 3 people posted before me right now.


Edit:

... So my prediction was correct.

Chocolate never invented wish granted, But then theres nothing else to eat. Uh oh.

Granted, but you'll be slow at everything else

I wish it was December

Granted, but it will still be hot


I wish i had a pen..

Granted, but you forget how to write

I wish I had inspiration

Granted, but you go bald



I wish I had something to eat now :(

Granted but it'll taste shitty

I wish I had more wishes

Granted but you break your neck while stripping for Bush..lol



I wish i was a firefighter now

Granted, but you don't put out many fires

I wish all my work was done

Granted, but you have brown spots in the rear part..hehehe



I wish I was Johnny Depps Boxers

Offtop:
Would love the jizz stains!!

Granted, but you fall of the stairs and break your neck




I wish I was Madonna

Granted, but then Amy_Lee_Rocks dies too!

I wish ... I had food.

Granted, but then you get a headache instead.

I wish nfne would log on ICQ.

Granted, but blocks you



I wish Dean would get on MSN...

Granted, But your dreads suddenly vanish and you.. lose the ability to masturbate?

o__O

I wish this computer wasn't so slow.

Granted, but Yulia comes and breaks it





I wish I had .25 cents

Granted, but that's all you ever have.

I wish I hadn't stayed up all night.

Granted, but you get constipated



I wish i had food infront of me!

wish granted, but you fall and break ur back





I wish I had Pecan Pie

Granted..but you get ran over..




I wish i had gum

Granted, But the gum sticks to your actual gums & teeth forever.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid when it's very dark at night and I have to sleep. :P

Omg, we granted almost the same exact thing. XD

Anywhoooo
Granted, but the glasses replace your eyes.

I wish...

Um.

I had ... all the official Tatu instrumentals and A capellas in the world?

granted, but you go deaf the very next day

i wish i had another car