I've heard kirillov played with himself looking at the pictures of coolasfcuk's knickers. :gigi:
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Someone told me that Haku received a restraining order from David Hasslehoff because he kept sending David locks of his hair in the mail.
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Sorry Mossop but i've got to tell everyone..Did any of you know that Mossop is in fact a Champion Morris Dancer and loves nothing better than prancing round that Pole with Ribbons and Bells on before going to spend a few days at the Cricket eating Jellied Eels :eek:
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I want to know, I demand to know, and I have a right to know whether or not
DAZ gives you a fresh citrus fragrance as well as great whites! :) |
Many wonder what marina is doing in China probably. I thought to reveal that she has a multinational corporation with the base in Shanghai that sells Russian condoms especially designed for Chinese people.
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speaking of condoms.. forre recently wondered about the 98% protection. She wondered if it would mean that doing it 100 times would make her pregnant at least twice.. :p
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I know ,by someone who speaks very often to her on msn :cool: , that teeny is absolutely obsessed by the reproduction system.... and that's this only reason why she has a RABBIT (indeed she hates rabbits)....She subjects her poor rabbit to the most abominable private meeting/dates/experiments with other animals of any kinds, any sizes, any races... :rolleyes:
My anonymous friend of msn thinks seriously of denouncing her at the protective company of the animals!... |
Apparently sunwalk has an irrational fear of pasta and was once seen running from an Italian restaurant screaming prophecies of a spaghetti-induced apocaplypse.
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I heard Mossopp once tried to make soup for her friend Sarah but the soup turned blue just like that one in Bridget Jones' Diary :laugh:
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I've heard that because Miguel couldn't fit Euro2004 into his schedual Ronaldo had to take his place instead.
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I heard teeny stole a cap from a girl's locker at school, and secretly masturbates with it :lalala: :laugh: :p :heh: |
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I'm so going to hide the two new caps next time I get pictures of my appartment |
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teeny, :lol: :lol: ;) |
I heard that staringelf has this weird habit of smelling his feet right b4 he goes to bed :blabla:
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ewww no I don't :laugh: I wouldn't need to, my feet never smell!
I heard that Crampaholic demands that her lovers dress up as geeks to fulfill her twisted fantasies :heh: :cool: And I also heard she smells her ass before going to bed :laugh: |
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Anyway i heard Staringelf took that name from a particular filthy peeping Tom type habit he developed after watching Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings |
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And I also heard she smells her ass before going to bed??? LMFAO is that even possible?? :p and about the geeky thingie sometimes it works yeah :nail: |
I heard that staringelf used to have a crush on Jessica Rabbit... :p
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