And she could wear one of those big gold chains from Argos with her name on it! And tie her greasy hair back so tight that she looks like she's had a face-lift!
She'd look like a proper ned in no time! :laugh:

the ONLY way brit can look *not* hot is if she gained alot of weight. :none:

all in good time ... all in good time

she looked as if she was under drug abuse :bum: I almost can't believe that was Britney :eek:

She's certainly got the right name for one(i say one but these neds usually have about 4 of varying sizes..OH Have you noticed that when they talk they sound remarkably like seagulls?Strange but True :eek: )what with all the Kylies,Britneys,Jordans(boy and girl)and Chantelles!!!

I'm led to believe theres a Pocahontas McGuire in Paisley and twins called Donatella and Versace McLatchie as wel!!It was on Radio Scotland when i was heading up to Brechin about a month ago!! :bum:

Also a woman in Kilmarnock called Henrietta Dick(who my friend knows or i wouldn't have believed it)and she calls herself Etta!!

gonna fill me in on the plan?

lol this makes me think of a website i saw recently ... about chavs, and even had a section where you could choose a name for your chavster baby ... the link is :


name your chav baby : http://www.chavscum.co.uk/name.html

"Name your Chav Baby! As you know Chavs pick some strange names for their children. The golden rule Chavs use when naming their sprog is it has to sound expensive and classy... to other Chavs! With our Chav baby name generator you too can find out the best name for your kid if you were a chav! Just enter your firstname and surname, pick the gender of the child you want and click on Go!"

LMAO! This site is hilarious. :laugh:
Classy! :lol:

classy, sad but true ! :) hehe :D goooo britneeee look at all those you inspire :P not to mention all the paris hilton wannabees.

i was reading about paris hiltons porn video the other day. its going to be called, or is called, [i kid you not]

"one night IN paris"

HAHAHA !!! LOL

good one :D

I'm very important person. If I go there, can I use the back entrance? :spy:

:newyear:

Hee, that's funny ! ;)

I seem to be finding Britney quite attractive nowadays - is this a worrying development ?! :D

No, it's perfectly understandable. I've always thought she was hott but I kinda preferred her when she was younger.

:D ha ha, more thanks to Igor again, enjoy:

http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?lo...image=2471.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...image=1634.jpg
http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...image=2590.jpg
http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...image=2417.jpg

:laugh:

What happened to those toned abs in the Toxic video? :spy:

OMG :lol: after clicking the first pic I fear clicking the next one..

i wonder if those are djarms on the chair

are you kidding the NEXT one is the BEST :lol:

Photoshopers took them with them when they were finished.

:newyear:

Agreed. :D Nothing better to brighten a crappy day than some butt cleavage.

after sharing the first one, I clicked the next one.. still trying to fight that mental image :none:
*starts to locate Britney*
I know she's in Copenhagen tonight.. now where can I locate the hottie? :laugh:

oh, c'mon Tina - we have to be honest - Britney does have a nice butt, even if she is a bit over weight ;) ... ask $in, she will tell ya

yeah, I'd still fcuk her :D
every global superstar has her fat days. i forgive ;)

Those thighs do look PRETTY large... :none:

I'll be fair.. and let all you fine people have her nice butt all to yourself :p I'll pass for sure

makes me feel good about mah bawday :none:

well, atleast she doesn't look like all those anorexic chicks.

*starts singing*

i like big butt and i cannot lie ... " hehe :)

Word up! I don't mind girls who are *slightly* overweight. Don't mind em at all. I take some heat from my best friend for this, but I don't care. Skinny girls don't have anything to....fill things up. :p

"There's nothing sexy about skin and bones. You gotta have some junk in the trunk!" - Amy Lee :done: And she does... ;)

I always thought she was a bimbo and I maintain my opinion. No make-up or toned body can save her - she's just too ordinary

turns out she was out partying in Copenhagen Sunday night for sure. According to Danish tabloid (w. pictures) she was at a bar/cafe first an expensive one as far as I know.. but more interesting: she went to visit Pan durring the night with boyfriend, dancers and bodyguards. Not sure if Pan is international.. but it's the most popular gay bar/disco in Copenhagen. She (still according to the reporter) got pretty drunk and was chatting to a redhead most of the night.

Pictures at: http://ekstrabladet.dk/VisArtikel.iasp?PageID=248431

The concert in Copenhagen recieved really bad reviews. After reading them I was thinking they were pretty nice about t.A.T.u. after Skanderborg festival. Though the given stars were about the same.

Maybe she gort drunk before and didn't know where she is. :spy: Did she get married by any chance? :spy:

:laugh: the article didn't say.. Could be the reporter was fed up with writing about weddings though. Just like most of Denmark is tired of hearing about it too :heh:

ha! that is the best quote i ever seen :cool:

*goes to put in sig*

i also prefer someone a bit cuddly to a stick. sticks are not nice to cuddle up to in bed or on the couch watching movies .... gooooo love handles ! :gigi:

Hmm... I wouldn't go that far :gigi:

hehe i was joking ;) just someone soft and cuddly and feminine is fine :) when i said love handles, i was thinking of britneeeees stomach in some of those pics ! :bum:

Yeah, a little bit is always nice :D
I think Gwyneth Paltrow is really pretty and sexy, but she definitely needs some more 'junk in the trunk' :heh:

nah shes too thin ! charisma carpenter [cordelia on angel] now shes got real great looking junk in her trunk ;) and shes got yummy curves. i love curves

Jees! What happened to the age-old motto "No fat chicks!"???
:laugh: