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Lux
04-02-2006, 17:14
Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
oy.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
LOL yeah, that was college. not really. sometimes. :none:

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
oh my god this is true. except i usually get up earlier.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
makes for a nice elevator moment.

You watch the Weather Channel.
ehh...yes.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
OH MY GOD people are getting engaged and married all over the place.:bum:

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
yes. growing up sucks.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
true. neither do slacks or a blazer.

You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
hahahhhahha if that happens i will laugh.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
finally i can talk about sex with my family member. *gag :none:

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
no idea.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
don't own a car = no car insurance

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
don't own a dog but if so that's probably what i'd do.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
not comfy, in my old age my body needs a bed in the least.

You take naps.
don't usually..although it's nice to.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
yeah..does that make me a loser

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle your stomach.
:bum: won't ever do that again

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
LMAOOOO so true.

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
yes. LMAO god

"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again".
HAHAHAHHAHAH exactly.

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work!
completely true.

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't
apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you
forward it to a bunch of old pals &friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it
& do the same.
:none:

PowerPuff Grrl
05-02-2006, 07:14
Ok the first couple of statements applied to me but that because it was always that way.

This however...


You watch the Weather Channel.
ehh...yes.

That's not fair, it isn't fair Goddamn it!
Canadians have to see the weather channel, it's a freaking necessity!
People can die from ignorance here man!
It's the windchill that gets you.

kishkash
05-02-2006, 08:29
That's not fair, it isn't fair Goddamn it!
Canadians have to see the weather channel, it's a freaking necessity!
People can die from ignorance here man!
It's the windchill that gets you.
LOOL. Its a choice u make. I know i never watch the weather channel coz it LIES. oh it'll be warm and sunny - meanwhile its rainy and cold.

I still rely on the old farmers advice...wake up in the morning and look out the window :D

teeny
05-02-2006, 11:43
I still rely on the old farmers advice...wake up in the morning and look out the window
aka.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

I get up at 7:30 so no trouble there.. well, perhaps that I go to bed at 11:30 PM but still :lalala:
The one with 90% of computer time is work stands though. But mostly by choice

zebu
05-02-2006, 11:57
LOOL. Its a choice u make. I know i never watch the weather channel coz it LIES. oh it'll be warm and sunny - meanwhile its rainy and cold.

I still rely on the old farmers advice...wake up in the morning and look out the window :D

like that makes less old and grown up. i know all bout ur friday and saturday night knitting at home ;)

Mute_Clouds
11-02-2006, 22:14
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work!
completely true.


I thought grown up [men] spent 90% of their time looking at porn while on the computer :dknow:

cirrus
14-02-2006, 03:48
My younger coworker was sure that the song playing over the speakers at work was the Spice Girls, and he had no idea how many Spice Girls were in the band or what they sounded like. It strangely made me feel older knowing that.....or maybe just gayer :rolleyes: :p

kishkash
22-02-2006, 01:50
like that makes less old and grown up. i know all bout ur friday and saturday night knitting at home
SHUTUP GRRRRRR....besides its not knitting its a hobby i enjoy to do...just like u hike all day. SOME people might find THAT wierd...ehhh??? ehhhhh??? ;)

Khartoun2004
27-02-2006, 03:37
That's not fair, it isn't fair Goddamn it!
Canadians have to see the weather channel, it's a freaking necessity!
People can die from ignorance here man!
It's the windchill that gets you.

yeah I have to agree with that statement.... -20F with a whindchill of -60F will kill you if you aren't dress properly.

Speaking of windchill it supposed to be -10F in Attleboro tonight... brrrhhh!

Rachel
27-02-2006, 04:23
Speaking of windchill it supposed to be -10F in Attleboro tonight... brrrhhh!Bloody hell, -23C, freezing :eek: :eek:

Lots of snow right now?

KellyJ
15-04-2006, 13:14
So playing with my Barbies at the age of 23 is not grown up?

onyxhotel28
30-04-2006, 05:12
TACO BELL CLOSES AT 4 AM BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE GOING THERE WEnDYS is 1 am, um mcdonalds is 1 am too, bk i think 12 idk but all areas are different.



ugh i wake up at like 12-or 1 everyday and i cut first and last period often, um btw the hook up is a great song check it out its britney spears daayyyyummm

thegurgi
30-04-2006, 06:52
You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
hahahhhahha if that happens i will laugh.
this exact one is gonna cause a lot of animosity between me and my roommate and the guys next door... if they find out it was us... which, sadly... i think they will... uh oh, what does it matter, we don't really like them anyway.

but, i'm not growing up... but i've always acted like an old fogie (which means i qualify for MOST of those things... sadly)