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forre
09-04-2005, 15:43
The technology gives the possibility now to the penis' owners to make it longer.
That's the "machine" => Click! (http://www.aftonbladet.se/halsa/0503/17/NYHETER-17s15-nypenis-16.jpg)

According to the tests, to make "the device" 2,8 cm longer, you need to use it 12 hours a day, 7 days a week during 4 months.

So, if you think God has been unfair to you on this matter, you can start your "fitness" sessions. The lovely machine's price is about $250.

QueenBee
09-04-2005, 16:03
...... :none:

You know, that's actually pretty neat.

coolasfcuk
09-04-2005, 16:07
so.... while you stretch it those 4 months.. to get longer... by physics laws... does it get NARROWER? :eek: ..because then you'd be in trouble again!

haku
09-04-2005, 16:19
Each day i receive at least one email advertising an infallible method to increase penis sizes... 2, 4, 6 more cm, even more sometimes... i've never been convinced it would work.

$250 is a bit expensive to give it a try, not to mention the 12 hours a day workout requirements. :gigi:

forre
09-04-2005, 16:20
by physics laws... does it get NARROWER?
According to the studies, the length stays as the tissue gets streched and rearranged on cellular level.

KillaQueen
09-04-2005, 23:18
hmm, i bet all the willies out there might feel a bit uncomfortable in that odd looking device. The colour and style remind me of that "I, robot" movie :spy: Maybe the users will get together and make a sequel: "I, Robot Junior" :laugh:

ahem, ok, i need to go to sleep :none:

forre
09-04-2005, 23:24
haku, you are the only guy who had the balls to comment in this thread! Hi-hi ... :done: Bravo!
The rest are out and shopping I suppose ... :p

taty994945
10-04-2005, 00:28
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter. :o :o

forre
10-04-2005, 00:36
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter.
Can't be entirelly true as I'm just back from a one-week courses where we had about 20 guys of different ages in the group and in the evenings on our free time they spoke about it. Everyone seemed to want the bigger device and it was a whole big deal for them. Just telling what I heard. ;)

QueenBee
10-04-2005, 01:08
Yeah, guys get so worked up about those things... because they're stupid. :D Chicks don't really care in the long run. To us, LOVE is the most important, not sex! :znaika: :D

I'm guessing to use this device you'd either have to keep it on all day and never walk outside (How would you put your pants on? :spy: ) or you'd have to use it in the night...

HMMM.

KillaQueen
10-04-2005, 01:17
well, Olga, for them. men. but they use these things on *others*, if you know what i mean. so i do believe that their partners should have a say in it. it is actually a scientifically proven fact that for a woman, the man's size doesn't matter. it needs to be at least 4 cm long in order to get the job done, if i remember correctly... :spy:

forre
10-04-2005, 01:23
I told them that it didn't matter. Let's hope they listened to me.

XSpex
10-04-2005, 05:00
dunno, longer seems painful for girls... who knows...

Maybe pornstars should try this, they work showing off the device

marina
10-04-2005, 06:09
*makes order for Christmas gift to some friends*

madeldoe
11-04-2005, 23:14
Everyone knows that size doesn't matter. :o :o

pffft yes it does :yes:

haku
12-04-2005, 15:55
Yeah, guys get so worked up about those things... because they're stupid.:gigi: Well, you know us males, this is where we put our pride, that and in our cars, we need bigger and more powerful than the other guys to feel good.

pffft yes it doesI knew it. :D

freddie
12-04-2005, 18:10
It matters only if you have sex. Otherwise it's pretty irrelevant. ;)

taty994945
13-04-2005, 05:48
Well, you know us males, this is where we put our pride, that and in our cars, we need bigger and more powerful than the other guys to feel good.
Don't forget faster internet connection. :D
See? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/djdan/Download.jpg)

haku
16-04-2005, 23:26
Here's the site (http://www.fastextenders.com/) of the company that makes this penis enlargement device.

According to the pictures in the Testimonials page, the results are quite impressive.

You can order online.

taty994945
17-04-2005, 00:14
Thanks haku, I was looking for that for days. :D Lol at source: wikipedia.

QueenBee
17-04-2005, 00:26
You can order online.
Which is quite good for like 99% of all men.
It takes a real man to walk into a store and buy himself a penis enlargement device. ;)

KillaQueen
17-04-2005, 02:28
It takes a real man to walk into a store and buy himself a penis enlargement device. ;)
HHHHHAAHAHAHA OMG, Queenie, LMAO, that was a good one! :lol: :laugh:

haku
20-04-2005, 04:35
Here's another penis enlargement method (http://www.nukzeozh.info/), this one is easier, you just have to take some pills for a few months to gain up to 20% in length and girth, no need to work out. Again, the pictures on the Testimonials page shows some impressive results.

QueenBee
20-04-2005, 07:38
the pictures on the Testimonials page shows some impressive results.
Oooo I gotta see this!!!

Edit: Holy crap hahahhahaha

haku
21-04-2005, 19:38
And another penis enlargement method (http://www.seekingz.com/ab/ng/), and yet another penis enlargement method (http://wh.g0t.greatproductshares.com/c/), no pictures to support their claim though.

haku
26-04-2005, 22:45
I just received this in my inbox...

If you're penis is not at least 8 inches in length then you'll definitely need this.

Don't just do it for yourself, do it for all mankind.

:lol:

I'm starting to wonder if someone may have given my email address to a penis enlargement mailing list... Maybe an unsatisfied ex-girlfriend. :gigi: