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Mossopp
13-01-2005, 17:36
Tis like this:
I'll start a sentence and the next poster has to finish it. Then they start another sentence, and so on...
Naturally, I shall begin. :D

"The best thing about the internet is...."

QueenBee
13-01-2005, 17:38
"... Queenie hangs out there :lol:"

"The sky is blue because..."

Mossopp
13-01-2005, 17:38
....it's God's favourite colour.

Pizza is round because...

QueenBee
13-01-2005, 17:41
...the box is square and we need a difference.

Tatu's new album will come out....

Mossopp
13-01-2005, 17:42
......at the same time as the new Guns N Roses album. :rolleyes:

The funny thing about cheese is....

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 17:51
....it actually makes more people laugh than Roy Chubby Brown" :rolleyes:

"The other day I saw Jimmy and....

luxxi
13-01-2005, 17:56
"...kicked his ass"

"One day I was walking down the street...."

:newyear:

rosh
13-01-2005, 18:20
"when anastacia grabbed me by ass the ass and kissed me breathless :cool: "

"the truth about it all is ..."

luxxi
13-01-2005, 18:44
"...that it's all lies"

"Yesterday, as I was making human sacrifice to dark powers..."

:newyear:

spyretto
13-01-2005, 19:00
...Satan came out of nowhere and told me I'm a naughty boy, then took me away to Erebus to meet the rest of MIA Satan worshippers

"I was walking down the street, when suddenly some weirdo stopped next to me and..."

luxxi
13-01-2005, 19:04
"...I realised I was looking at a mirror." :lol:

"While I was shooting at people with my high power sniper rifle..."

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 19:06
...I shot the sherriff

"Someday I want to be...

spyretto
13-01-2005, 19:12
...as cool as the person who answered this is

"As I woke up one morning , I realised luxxi was aiming at me with his high power sniper rifle, so I...."

luxxi
13-01-2005, 19:17
"...waved at him."

"As spyretto was wawing at me while I was aiming at him with my high power sniper rifle...."

:newyear:

spyretto
13-01-2005, 19:27
my palms were getting wet, and spy was sharpening the axe. Then Dave Mustaine shouted on top of his voice " cut! Sweating Bullets take two".

After we finished shooting for the new Megadeth video, I saw Fred Durst coming my way and then I saw luxxi...

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 19:30
...dancing because Fred is like totally his idol"

"So I showed him around the back and...

luxxi
13-01-2005, 19:53
"...then got drunk."

"As Philbert was lying there drunk...."

:newyear:

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 19:59
.....he was pondering about going to the pub and getting some pints in"

"Ever felt like...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:05
....you were being watched?

"Who stole..

luxxi
13-01-2005, 20:06
"...alien anal probe in my ass which turns into giant sattelite dish."

"One day a meteor landed in my kitchen...."

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:08
... and landed in my soup

"may I see your...

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 20:11
...wallet, I'm the wallet inspector" :rolleyes:

"This one time right, I tried to....

freddie
13-01-2005, 20:12
... labia minora?"

"Who's to say that...

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 20:16
...you really are my one true love"

"9% of all socks....

luxxi
13-01-2005, 20:19
"...are what is left when other 91% of socks dissapear"

"Am I to blame that...."

:newyear:

spyretto
13-01-2005, 20:22
Hitman is King?

So the reason freddie came back to the forum is to...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:27
he loves us all

"What is spy going to do after...

EeZeReal
13-01-2005, 20:30
...he realises he's made a big mistake!"

"So if you catch me in your house...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:31
he has two hot twin daughters!

CLinton's one downside is

spyretto
13-01-2005, 20:33
...that he's not GW Bush

but -finally :p - GW Bush's only saving grace is...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:35
again he has two hot daughters!

The US will pull out of the middle east when...

spyretto
13-01-2005, 20:39
...Israel is destroyed by a meterorite.

Modern life is...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:42
...the shit

coca-cola is...

spyretto
13-01-2005, 20:54
...second best to Diet Coca Cola

Cherry Cola is...

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 21:38
...the best soda ever made!

Let's make like a tree and...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 00:14
...leave

"Why are you looking at me like..."

:newyear:

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 00:26
...... I have three eyes and a mustache??!

Rabid weasels ate my shoes so now I ........

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 01:08
...have to steal some cheap heals from the hooker on that trashy alley

I had a horrible day because...

Sean Jon
14-01-2005, 01:14
...Lindsay Lohan's boobs shrunk

I love Lindsay Lohan because...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 01:18
...she's cute :p

Britney Spears lipsyncs because...

Sean Jon
14-01-2005, 01:22
...she wants to start a trend

Girls Like...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 01:25
...me :p

Boys like...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 01:39
.....to have a little fun"

"I regret to inform you....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 01:42
...you have herpes :D

Men smell because...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 01:44
..women say we do....lairs!" :P

"They let me out because...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 01:46
...they couldn't stand the smell anymore.

Yulia looks so sexy because...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 01:48
...she's God!!!!!!"

"Urine is the best cure for....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 01:51
...sexyness

Lena has red hair because...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 01:53
....she's a ginge!" :p

"I woke up and....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 01:55
...had a wank :rolleyes:

Masturbation is evil because...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 02:06
...the devil makes us do it" :D

"I really shouldn't watch this but.....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 02:07
...it's addictive

Nice food is always bad for us because...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 02:09
...it makes you fat and/or damages your health :bebebe:

I think I'm a pretty.....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 02:10
...lousy cook

I went to...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 02:27
... HELL!

I knocked on wood 3 times because...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:07
...I'm weird :p

Yulia says...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 03:09
... her husband is a sportsman, but everybody knows he's actually a trashy gangster

Pasha didn't use a condom because...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:11
...he's fucking stupid

Yulia has the best breasts in the world because...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 03:12
... Lena's breasts were busy ;)

Lena's priest told her...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:13
...to lick Yulia to death :D

Lena's breasts were busy because...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 03:17
... they were in staringelf's teacup :p

Philip Kirkorov and VIA Gra get more money to perform in concert than tATu because...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:19
...reality is lame :p

Lena smells of...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 03:20
... holy water? :dknow: :laugh:

Yulia smells of...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:21
...pussy :dead:

Ivan likes...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 03:23
... young, easily-impressed girls ...... and boys probably too :heh:

Yulia likes to be f*cked by Pasha because........

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:25
...she was dropped on her head when she was a baby.

Pasha weighs...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 03:35
....more than yulia but less than lena" :p

"Pasha is a lucky mother fooker because he....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 03:53
...'s probably inside Yulia A LOT :(

My job sucks because...

Taty_rox
14-01-2005, 03:58
.... my pimp never pays me :D

Pineapples are sexy because...





Sorry, yall I was bored. If you want me to leave the thread I will. haha.

Rachel
14-01-2005, 04:04
...Taty_rox said so :D

Russian music is...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 04:35
...a blind sight better than rock"

"So now there were 4 left to....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 04:37
...fuck :p

Open your legs...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 04:39
.....and feel the vibration" :p

"All day I dream about...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 04:40
...sex :rolleyes:

I fell on a...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 04:42
...little girl, and everyone gave me wierd looks like I was up to noooo good"

"I walked out the front door but realised I had forgotten....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 04:44
...to put any clothes on

I woke up in bed with...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 04:49
...one sock on" :laugh: :laugh: ;)

"I had this dream where.....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 04:56
...everyone was in a mass-orgy

Lena went down on Yulia...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 05:05
...and made her squeeeeal"

"Rachel isn't all that clever because....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 05:10
...she takes after her dad :rolleyes:

The internet is...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 05:13
...a great place to beeeeee"

"My bed is.....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 05:14
...covered in spunk stains??? LMAO :rolleyes:

I saw a...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 09:30
...spunk stain made by Philbert. :laugh:

Philbert wanks on...

:newyear:

QueenBee
14-01-2005, 09:31
...everything and everyone.

Philbert is so horny that...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 10:24
...a certain part of his anatomy enters the room 5 minutes before he does! :laugh:

:kwink: We all love Philbert because ...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 10:44
...nobody else does

Philbert's dream job is...

:newyear:

Rachel
14-01-2005, 13:58
...a professional sleeper

Mossopp thinks Busted are...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 14:02
.... 3 talentless little boys who should be working behind the counter in McDonalds!

The thing I love most about women is...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 14:07
...their smooth bodies :dead:

Women are...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 14:08
.... a complete mystery to me!

When I'm talking to a girl I'm really attracted to I ....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 14:11
...soak my panties :rolleyes:

I saw a man....

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 14:14
.... and he was very ugly! :bebebe:

The only good thing about men is ....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 14:17
...absolutely nothing!

My dad hates loud music because...

QueenBee
14-01-2005, 14:17
...he's crazy?

All men are asses except...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 14:18
...haku :D

Queenie likes...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 14:38
...obsessing over how "gangsta" Philbert is. :p

The last thing I put in my mouth was ...

QueenBee
14-01-2005, 14:39
... *gets dirty thoughts* Sorry.

You are here because...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 14:41
..... right now it's better than filing! :laugh:

The last lie I told was ....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 15:02
...put in jail for 5 years and used as a public humping post :D

Philly has a crush on...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:10
... Jackie Stallone! :laugh:

A non-famous person I have a crush on right now is ...

Rachel
14-01-2005, 15:13
...your boss :D

I go to work everyday...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:14
... because I'm a glutton for punishment.

I think if aliens exist then they'll probably be ...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 15:14
...cute, lovable aliens from Alien.

Sleeping on the job is

:newyear:

Rachel
14-01-2005, 15:15
...Trendy :D

Yesterday I...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:17
.... watched my Pantera DVD's and ate chips.

Mossopp is .......

luxxi
14-01-2005, 15:18
...online

Tommorow I will

:newyear:

Rachel
14-01-2005, 15:18
...masturbate :rolleyes:
The world is...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:21
... obsessed with masturbation!

Flying would be cooler if ....

Rachel
14-01-2005, 15:22
...every air-hotess looked like Yulia :p

Yulia's eyes are...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:25
... on her face.

Girls with big butts are...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 15:41
...obsessed over by a bunch of gangsta rap fans" :rolleyes:

"The batteries in my walkman died so I....

Oi WTF!!.....why am I an 'ass'?! :confused:

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 15:50
... had to listen to all the morons on the bus chattering inanely. :rolleyes: (this actually happened to me on Monday)

Now that Busted have broken up ...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 15:59
...I think t'is time to throw a big fuck-off(Literally) party" :laugh:

"I'll get the party poppers and you get....

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 16:03
.... stinkbombs and eggs to throw at Busted's houses!

The one thing no good party can be without is...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 16:04
... people with carisma! (No, not booze :rolleyes: )

I'm cranky because...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 16:05
.... I've run out of booze!

In order to cheer himself up, staringelf should ....

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 16:08
... just chill out for the day, instead of having to spend his time at the house waiting for a stupid electricy man just cause his mom and grandma told him to do so :bebebe:

I should cook.....

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 16:15
.... for Mossopp. :p

My hands are...

zebu
14-01-2005, 16:16
wet.

I should go...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 16:22
... take a huge dump :laugh:

She got dismissed because...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 16:27
... I'm too gay for my own good.

The word I hate the most is ...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 16:35
...Dog" (Couldn't think) :rolleyes:

"The word that I like the most is...

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 16:52
facetiously

I word I like the least is...

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 17:45
...Phillip" :bebebe:

"Sorry, I didn't know....

luxxi
14-01-2005, 19:22
...you don't like people peeijng in your bed

This morning, while I was taking a dump....

:newyear:

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 19:27
....everyone was watching me..and thought...hmmmm this isn't my house" ;)

"I paid for it with....

luxxi
14-01-2005, 19:40
...sexual favours

"While I was paying them with sexual favours..."

:newyear:

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 20:37
... I forgot that I'd left a casserole in the oven.

The problem with toilet paper is ...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 20:53
... Cornholio needs it for his bunghole :p

The problem with Hi-Octane philosophers is...

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 20:58
..... they're just too hott for their own good! :p

'Beavis & Butthead Do America' is an amazing movie because ...

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 21:02
... there's Beavis & Butthead, a hot girl, dumb hicks, and lots of gratuitous FULL CAVITY SEARCH :laugh:

My bones are always cracking because....

luxxi
14-01-2005, 22:24
...I keep throwing myself down the stairs.

Staringelf keeps throwing himself down the stairs because...

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 22:32
he's trying to get away from luxxi's sniper rifle.

Wy does luxxi feel the need to...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 22:49
...post here?

luxxi fells the need to post here because...

:newyear:

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 23:00
...he isn't accepted anywhere else"

"Chocolate is better than...

luxxi
14-01-2005, 23:09
...no chocolate

If you are having sex while driving 18 wheeler truck...

:newyear:

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 23:34
... you are one truly talented individual.

If you feel the need to drop your pants in public ...

luxxi
15-01-2005, 09:38
...fight the urge

Going naked in public is like...

:newyear:

QueenBee
15-01-2005, 09:46
...being born all over again.

Nude beaches are...

luxxi
15-01-2005, 12:11
...full of naked guys expecting to see naked womn

Being nudist in Antartica is like....

:newyear:

QueenBee
15-01-2005, 12:36
...asking for it when people laugh at your small frozen penis.

:/

American peanut butter is so nasty 'cause...

luxxi
15-01-2005, 13:05
..it's made in USA

Peeing from your balcony is as fun as

:newyear:

Mossopp
15-01-2005, 14:53
... sellotaping turds to someone's garage door.
Don't look at me like that - I saw it done in a movie once! :p

Crowd-surfing can be fun unless ...

luxxi
15-01-2005, 15:21
...you are having diarrhea :none:

Stagediving dressed only in your undies...

:newyear:

Mossopp
15-01-2005, 20:55
..... can get you arrested.

If I were a member of the opposite sex for a day......

Khartoun2004
15-01-2005, 21:00
I would screw as many straight girls as I could

If I were a monkey I would...

luxxi
15-01-2005, 21:24
eat bannanas

If I would be Shap I would

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
15-01-2005, 23:16
start a band with real lesbians

If I were a goat...

Unplugged
15-01-2005, 23:31
...I'd run away to a place where no man could kill me :rolleyes:

If I were a fly, I would...

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 00:21
.... try as hard as I could not to get swatted with a rolled-up newspaper.

If I could be anyone for a day I would be .....

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 00:28
... the Dalai Lama :D

The people who live across the street are......

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 00:33
..... okay, but their daughter is a slut! :laugh:

My nextdoor neighbour won't sleep with me because .......

luxxi
16-01-2005, 00:43
..she has taste.

I you jack off too much...

:newyear:

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 00:46
...because jacking off is never too much :coctail:

The end is near and I...

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 00:49
....wish I had slept with my nextdoor neighbour.

If I had a goldfish ......

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 00:52
...I'd take good care of it :D

The problem with getting nextdoor neighbours to sleep with you is...

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 00:53
....they don't know a good thing when they see one! :p

If I could have anyone living nextdoor to me it would be ......

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 01:02
...the Dalai Lama (and no, not to sleep with him :rolleyes: :p)

If I found out one of my friends was a prostitute, I...

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 01:11
...would slap the shit out of her and never talk to her again!

If I ruled the world.....

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 09:18
I'd free all my sons

What the...

luxxi
16-01-2005, 09:18
...I'd be overthrown in minutes

Farting during sex is...

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 09:20
disgusting

Where have all the

luxxi
16-01-2005, 09:37
...slutty girls go?

This year started....

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 09:39
out with a bang and a hangover

I'm going to party til...

luxxi
16-01-2005, 10:03
...booze runs out

When the booze runs out the partiers....

:newyear:

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 13:54
...go home :rolleyes:

The problem with being motivated is...

QueenBee
16-01-2005, 13:54
...you often expect too much and get disappointed.

Life is...

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 14:04
... a great experience :D

The best pizza is...

marina
16-01-2005, 14:14
the best pizza is a thin crust and no pineapple , thank you very much !
Damn , staringelf , now I am starving......

And in this darkness.....

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 15:06
... I walked into a door and gave myself a black eye.

The last time I tried to help someone ....

EeZeReal
16-01-2005, 15:17
....I was told to 'fuck off!'" :rolleyes:

"I have this cat named Nigel....

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 16:05
...he has the stupidest name for a cat ever! :p

Cell phones are .....

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 16:10
... a necessary torture :yes:

I didn't exercise this week, so I should...

EeZeReal
16-01-2005, 16:22
...run around like a crazy man for a couple of hours" ;)

"Nigel attacked Lorna because he felt.... :p

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 18:30
....jealous because if he were my cat I would have given him a better name. :p

Cats called Nigel are generally......

luxxi
16-01-2005, 19:03
...owned by British male t.A.T.u. fans :p

Naming cat Nigel should be prohibited because

:newyear:

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 21:08
....the cat probably gets beaten up by all the other cats in the neighbourhood for having a dumb name.

Beans, beans, good for your heart ....

luxxi
16-01-2005, 21:12
...and for farting contests

Lighting your fart is

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 23:34
glowing?

what's with the 3rd...

EeZeReal
17-01-2005, 04:35
..eye blinking?!"

"Don't make me come up there and....

Rachel
17-01-2005, 04:41
...give you a good spanking! :D

Yulia told Ivan her boobs were...

EeZeReal
17-01-2005, 04:46
...nothing he'd get his scummy hands on!"

"Yulias boobs are...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 04:58
amazingly beautiful

Yulia's smiling because...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:00
...Pasha is inside her :hmmm:

*almost throws up*

Pasha was attracted to Yulia because...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:01
she is so effing gorgeous

I think that pasha is...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:08
...a lucky bastard?

All the sexy girls are straight because...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:09
life is cruel

why do straight girls complain about....

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:20
...their sex lifes when they could make it better by sleeping with me :laugh:

Tomorrow is...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:27
another day and another lay

If I could have sex with anyone, I would do...

lmao. That's so true Rachel... :yes:

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:32
...Yulia :yes: But before her pregnancy...I dunno if she's loose or anything now :hmmm:

The person I'd least like to fuck is...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:33
anyone with a dick. lol

If I was queen for a day I...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:35
....would hire Yulia for the day :D I'm sure she could be bought for enough money :laugh:

Sex with strangers is...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:36
dangerous

sex with Yulia would be like...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:38
...bathing is chocolate :dead: Absolutely fucking puddle-worthy! :dead:

Straight girls like men because...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:40
they have one to many screws loose in their heads or they haven't met the right woman yet.

could I lick...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 05:43
...your mum? :laugh:

Tatysite is like...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:47
so chill

my favorite fruit is...

marina
17-01-2005, 05:54
off their heads and should be watched !

do you ever get that feeling that....

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:56
you're being watch?

Yes all the...

marina
17-01-2005, 05:56
my favorite fruit is banana

if you have any questions ....

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 05:59
don't feel free to ask them, you're in the wrong thread.

I want...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:06
...a big phat orgasm! :D

Yulia's legs are...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 06:15
devine

Yulia's com tastes like...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:28
... :dead: a very fine pussy :dead:

If Yulia met me she'd...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 06:32
fuck you silly

If I met ever met Yulia I'd...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:34
...fuck her til she can't walk :p

When god created breasts...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 06:36
he definitely had the best interests of lesbians in mind

Breast are....

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:41
...worth dying for :dead: (Only if they're not huge :p )

I realised I liked girls when...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 06:44
I fell in love with my gorgeous best friend at the time

I figured out I was gay at...

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:51
...a rather stupid moment :rolleyes: Sex with a guy made me finally accept it.

I'm gonna go to bed now and...

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 06:53
sleep.

Wet dreams are...

good night Rachel. Hope you have sweet yulia dreams :p

Rachel
17-01-2005, 06:57
good night Rachel. Hope you have sweet yulia dreams :pOh I intend to! :p

Goodnight! ;)

luxxi
17-01-2005, 10:03
...prime cause of wet spots. :laugh:

Wet spots are...

:newyear:

spyretto
18-01-2005, 09:14
on Monica's dress, only now they're dried out

The Yulia of my avatar is...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 09:34
... in B/W

Breakfast in bed

:newyear:

spyretto
18-01-2005, 09:45
Breakfast in bed...would be a fine luxury if I were to take breakfast.

It is commonly believed that people make...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 09:47
...good snacks.

If people make good snacks...

:newyear:

spyretto
18-01-2005, 09:51
aliens could make good snacks too :rolleyes:

If snacks were made by aliens...

marina
18-01-2005, 13:48
it could be Mutant Ninja Turtle fruit snacks , very filling !


The two things I don't like about myself are...

Unplugged
18-01-2005, 14:18
... not only two :rolleyes:, but anyway, I don't like how I'm impatient and stubborn.

The things I don't like about my body are...

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 14:39
... my entire face and my legs! :bebebe:

Bubbles the chimp is ...

spyretto
18-01-2005, 15:38
still alive? :eek:

The one important thing I learned in the new year so far is that...

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 15:55
... Bubbles the chimp is still alive.

I really respect ....

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 16:34
...Philbert :p

When I woke up....

Unplugged
18-01-2005, 16:50
...I felt confused :confused:

When the maid brought me apple pie, I...

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 17:10
... I made her take it back and peel me some grapes instead.

When I was a child I used to love ....

Unplugged
18-01-2005, 17:18
...washing machines :laugh:

If I received a death threat, I would...

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 17:32
... look forward to it being carried-out. :rolleyes:

If I had enough money ....

spyretto
18-01-2005, 17:35
...I wouldn't know what to do with it.

I think it's time I opened that bottle of wine. I will then proceed to...

you...peel the grapes? :eek:

Unplugged
18-01-2005, 17:41
look forward to it being carried-out.
:laugh: silly! :bebebe:

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 17:46
you...peel the grapes? :eek:

No, I was referring to the maid. But you can peel me some grapes if you'd like to. ;)

luxxi
18-01-2005, 18:24
...open another and another and another untill the table is full of opened wine bottles.

Getting lap dance from Anastacia is like....

:newyear:

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 20:01
... watching paint dry. *yawn* :p

Luxxi is obsessed with getting lap dances from celebrities because ......

spyretto
18-01-2005, 20:09
...his dream is to open a lap-dance club where Anastacia would perform every night ( except Tuesdays )

People are so dumb because...

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 20:35
... they spend their time killing braincells on pointless games like this one!

The thing I hate most about public transport is ....

Khartoun2004
18-01-2005, 20:38
the freaky people.

The thing I like most about public transportation is....

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 21:29
....the fact that I'm never gonna see all these strange people again"

"So I missed the bus and...

Khartoun2004
18-01-2005, 21:36
had to walk 5 miles to school.

I went to school to...

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 21:39
...fuck about a whole lot and not learn a thing" ;)

My computer is a load of shit because....

Khartoun2004
18-01-2005, 21:48
the dog ate my power cord.

It is safe to say that tatu are...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 22:33
...2 russian girls

Bed girls are...

:newyear:

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 22:37
..a fooking joke!"

"I reckon they should make a movie about....

luxxi
18-01-2005, 22:57
...making a stupid movie

Slasher movies are...

:newyear:

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 23:16
...funny, coz the killer is such a dang retard"

"When I was 12 I.....

Sean Jon
18-01-2005, 23:23
...got mollested at Neverland."

"Oragasms are like...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 23:25
...cars, nice to have it and apreciated when given.

Oral sex while driving....

:newyear:

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 23:27
... is the number 1 cause of traffic accidents wordwide.

People on this forum are obsessed with sex because ......

EeZeReal
18-01-2005, 23:29
...we're sex crazy sex lovers"

"Sex is a dirty word, but so is...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 23:30
dirty

Having sex in limo is...

:newyear:

Sean Jon
18-01-2005, 23:33
...messy"

"2 sluts + alchohol =...