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Unplugged
19-01-2005, 02:04
... major tongue action likely to happen? :p
When I need guidance and support, I...
Sean Jon
19-01-2005, 03:58
...would go to a friend."
"After the party i went home and..."
...started my own after-party
Hamsters are....
:newyear:
stink.
that evening , as i was going up to my room after dinner , he stopped me and...
...made me wash the dishes. :nunu:
As I was washing the dishes...
:newyear:
Khartoun2004
20-01-2005, 03:17
I realized how disgusting dishes are and fainted
I'm going to the zoo to...
Sean Jon
20-01-2005, 03:32
...pet with the furry animals"
"I want to live in moscow cause the people there are...
spyretto
20-01-2005, 05:26
opportunistic, selfish and narrow-minded just as everywhere else
That last statement wasn't true because...
Spyretto is always lying through his teeth.
That statement isn't true bcause...
:newyear:
Just because something isn't true, that's no reason you can't believe in it ! :D
Just before ten o'clock.....
Unplugged
20-01-2005, 16:08
...I was on the subway almost falling asleep :rolleyes:
If my daughter wanted to be a striper, I would....
...... disown her.
The stupidest thing I've said so far this year is .....
spyretto
20-01-2005, 20:03
...that nu metal is metal? :D
Mossopp hates me because...
Khartoun2004
20-01-2005, 20:31
you piss her off
I hate everyone except....
...people I don't hate
3 things I carry whereeer I go are...
:newyear:
... at least £10 in cash, my ID and my CD player.
One item I couldn't live without is.....
Khartoun2004
21-01-2005, 00:55
my cd player! haha Mossopp you sound like me. I never leave my house without my cd player, ID, money and my Syracuse Orangemen hat. :)
All I want for Christmas is...
is nobody business !
Syracuse Orangemen hat is cool because....
spyretto
21-01-2005, 08:14
...it's made by a special fabric that provides protection with cool ventilation.
The color yellow is in fashion coz
...yellow clothes designers mafia made it such.
I always point and laugh at
:newyear:
...... chavs with bad teenage mustaches! :laugh:
Chavs are scum because .....
Unplugged
21-01-2005, 20:44
...they're pretty much trash :p
I don't want to get up at 7 am tomorrow because....
... it's Saturday and Saturday mornings are meant for sleeping late and watching kids TV shows. :done:
Sundays are depressing because......
Unplugged
21-01-2005, 23:29
... it's the last day you have to procrastinate :(
The problem with procrastinating is.......
spyretto
21-01-2005, 23:48
...that it can only be practised during the weekend.
Can't stop the warring factions coz
... coz of the complexity of the game
What better way to spend the winter vacation than...
...longing & waiting for summer
Buying string bikini during winter is....
:newyear:
Unplugged
23-01-2005, 16:01
...a nice way to seduce someone? :p
Time stands still when.....
... luxxi wears his string bikini. ;)
The most shocking thing I've been told recently is .....
Unplugged
24-01-2005, 02:38
...my cat ran out food :rolleyes: :(
If I were a strong person, I'd...
you would go and buy some food for poor cat !
string bikini is rubbish coz...
Unplugged
24-01-2005, 04:08
...they should just be naked anyway, fuck clothes, they're just for decoration :laugh:
The main principle of religions is judgement because....
...people are judgemential f*ckas.
During sex it's impolite to....
:newyear:
to do anything apart making love.
you are always complaining about...
People complaining all the time
One thing to avoid during sex is...
:newyear:
the excesses of narcissism...when he is like : Sooo..how was it for you baaaabe ?.....and she is like : Jeeeezzzz....ever heard of foreplay ???
Tell you what. We'll make the next person who walks in this room a ..........
Unplugged
24-01-2005, 15:16
.....naughty drag-queen! :laugh:
The problem with naughty drag-queens is...
...that they refuse to pay for their drinks. :nunu:
When having sex it's necessary to...
:newyear:
Unplugged
25-01-2005, 19:50
...wear a condom! :znaika: :p
The person I know who is most likely to have secret S&M pleasures is.....
...my alter ego
Calling your own name during sex is...
:newyear:
Unplugged
25-01-2005, 20:51
....weird :spy:
I don't know if I should work at a video store because......
I have manic fear of vdeo tapes.
he weirdest thing I ever saw was...
:newyear:
Unplugged
26-01-2005, 01:47
...a man taking a shit in the middle of the street and looking at people around him like it was totally normal thing :lol:
If I could have the job I want, my job would be....
browsing the net for free porn.
If I could live in any time period I wanted I'd choose....
:newyear:
Unplugged
26-01-2005, 01:56
...the 60's :cry:
I love tunes from the 60's because...
spyretto
26-01-2005, 02:19
coz they have that great orchestral touch.
luxxi is obsessed with sex-related questions because...
Unplugged
26-01-2005, 02:26
...I suspect a woman referred to him using another name while having sex :laugh:
I'm probably right, but........ :p
MystiqueGirl
26-01-2005, 05:28
that would be a bit too hard for him :o (hmm.. maybe not :p )
I can't sleep because..... :rolleyes:
...I drank big cup of strong coffee 20 minutes ago.
Strong coffee is like...
:newyear:
Sean Jon
08-02-2005, 23:54
...dark chocolate
51% of Americas are overweight because...
coz pitiful bastards(me includ.) eat too much !
there is only one way to get good at fighting....
..but nobody knows what it is.
Snow is like...
:newyear:
sweet frost on the cake , coconut shavings , milky drops on my lips...
Before you can say miaow....
...dogs beat the crap out of you
Dancing topless on tables is...
:newyear:
something you should do in style!
These days it's a bit off-puttting...
...to cover yourself in whale grease. :laugh:
Wearing short sleeve shirts when it's -15 outside...
:newyear:
normal thing in Luxxi's household !
I have to go to....
..the bathroom
when puking from balcony...
:newyear:
remember how many birds you make happy with unexpected meal !
It's all gross...
that ends with people puking all over the place.
Laughing at people who slip on ice....
:newyear:
is very lame.
Dancing when no one could see you ....
is pointless.
When starting a bar fight one should be carefull...
:newyear:
not to stay far away from the bar corner; this makes for even better
cover. ...
Rum&Raisin reminds me....
Of a horse that walked in a bar
When you see a horse walking in a bar you should...
:newyear:
Sean Jon
11-02-2005, 21:48
...go to another bar
When life gives you lemons...
...it means it was great lemon season.
When you see two cows having sex....
:newyear:
Sean Jon
12-02-2005, 00:19
...join in
when you see 2 dogs having sex you..
...should inform all the kids in neighbourhood so they can watch :D
The problem with free zebra porn on the net is that....
:newyear:
Sean Jon
12-02-2005, 15:10
...animals start pleasuring themselves
When you see a man with 5 heads, 4 eyes, 3 noses, 2 fingers and 1 leg you should...
...definetly stop smoking whatever you were smoking
Whme men wear women's thongs...
:newyear:
...they usually end up as a guest on the Jerry Springer show. :rolleyes:
The problem with novelty handcuffs is .......
...that there is no key :(
The biggest problem with Jerry Springer is that...
:newyear:
.....there's just not enough conjoined-twin lesbian strippers with foot fetishes in the world to keep his show on the air.
If I were Jerry Springer for a day I would ......
dismiss the securities and let em at it!
i really really really really really don't like......
people who say really more than once in one sentance
If I ruled the world...
:newyear:
i would name every single country after my name
if a piano was about to fall on ur head.....
I'd start learning portugese.
When tap dancing on edge of a very high building
:newyear:
the high building would crumple beneath my wight.
if a dinosaur wearing ur clothes appeared before your eyes!!?? .....
I'd say "Man, this is some good pot" :smoke:
When grabing women's ass in a crowded bus...
:newyear:
make sure i grab them boobs too!
in middle of a really bad sex....
it's impolite to turn on the TV
When kilts become popular
:newyear:
i'll make sure i buy myself a bagpipe.
when men suddenly become raging perverted cross-dressers....
I woun't stand out anymore
Keeping handcuffs by the bed is...
:newyear:
a necessity.
I find my girl in bed with another girl so...
I sat down & watched :eek:
the problem with threesomes is
:newyear:
the bed sometimes isn't big enough.
If I had a bag of weed...
i would fu*k myself so bad i wouldn't know how to walk.
if i caught my mom and dad havin sex....
I'd pretend I didn't see anything :(
If I saw chihuahua raping st bernardine dog....
:newyear:
i'd film the whole thing for the canine fetishers!!
if ur foot stunk like crazy....
I'd sell it as chemical weapon
Farting while getting oral sex is....
:newyear:
a very rude behavior.
Diarreah problems always comes at....
...the ocassion you are getting rimjob. :hmmm:
If attackd by pack of hungry volwes you shouldn't....
:newyear:
taunt them with my full embodied ass.
if five elephants were coming to trample on you...
I'd start singing "Not Gonna Get Us"
If thrown in a pool full of hungry piranhas....
:newyear:
i'd drag you down with me ;)
if u forgot to put on clothes to school/work this morning....
...you'd freeze outside in less then an hour
Showing up naked at work is sure way to...
:newyear:
show off ur stark erection!!! .............. :spy:
when asked to shove a watermelon up ur ass....
you should ask for some lube. :hmmm:
This morning, while I was taking a dump...
:newyear:
the water in the bowl splashed on my ass and it didn't feel good. :dead:
thumbs are the best thing on earth since....
before soembody invented thumbs
One should carry spare thumb with them because...
:newyear:
cuz the current thumb could fall off of course.
u should never pick ur nose cuz.....
you it's already chosen for you
When encountering wild flesh-eating penguins it's good idea to...
:newyear:
dress up as a wild flesh eating penguin and join them in flesh eating ravages!!
when running in to a stop sign, i say this to recover from my humiliation....
..."Hey, signy, old fcuk, long time no see, lemme give you another hug."
When performing human sacrifice to dark powers you should remember to....
:newyear:
...wash your hands before leaving the rest room.
The best way to get rid of crabs is ......
...to boil them and dip in some melted butter. :D
When it's late at night and I have nothing better to do...
the best way to get rid of crabs is a dog flee collar hidden in your inner parts :D (don't ask me how do Iknow this!)
edit: when it's late and I have nothing better to do I go straight to bed
On a cold winter day ...
...I dress in my bathing suit and sunbath.
Skiing in Sahara is like....
:newyear:
swimming in bath
your wild fantasy is...
raindeer, Anastacia and wet carrots. :cool:
Dancing in the rain is...
:newyear:
so sexy !
despite sleeping for around 9 hours per day....
I sleep 5-6 hours at nights as well.
Waking up next to person you picked up last night...
:newyear:
is not uncommon novadays..
will do anything for food(except ....
starve.
When picking your nose in public....
:newyear:
make sure do it properly!
The Finish the sentence thread is getting disturbing and ....
:D
funny
The most disturbing thing about "finish the sentence" thread is...
:newyear:
the part about rimjob and upset tummy...(christ!)
Goodbye everybody , I am going to sleep and see you .......
...unless wild cats will gouge my eyes out.
French kissing a King Cobra is...
:newyear:
a sexy way to a bad frenching.
stripping off Santa is a way of....
...geting on Santa's naughty list.
When masturbating make sure....
:newyear:
the genitals r ur own.
laughing at one's privates before havin sex is a.....
a good way to lower the expectations
When having sex in the shower, you should never, ever....
:newyear:
get mixed up with butt and bathtub plugs ! :D
Cut the tomatoes in half , place them cut side up on......
have some vodka
Baking cake when drunk is sure way to
:newyear:
to have sex in the shower afterwards....
I really need to write this letter and I put it away day after day because.....
I forgot how to write. :(
when having a food fight remember to....
:newyear:
to clean after youself ?
what can be better in a good food fight than ....
showing watermelon up somebody's ass sideways when they aren't looking :laugh:
During barfights it's considered rude to
:newyear:
shin-kicking and eye-forking.
the trouble with these non-alcoholics is...
That they can't be persuaded to buy you a drink
The problem with throwing up while performing oral sex is
:newyear:
ur partner's privates get drenched.
when in middle of oral sex, choking on their pubes is....
something one has to take for granted
flossing with your partner's pubes is...
:newyear:
to swallow or not ?
( yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ..that is really gross!)
the problem with oral sex is ....
that people don't like giving it
When having oral sex in car make sure.....
:newyear:
your partner isn't driving...
It's not comfortable to do in a car because ...
the space is too confined..
burping in ur partner's mouth when kissing is a sure way to....
to get slapped on the face
wet and sloppy kiss is ...
worse than burping in the mouth. (unless u prefer them of course)
a good way to score a really good make out session is....
rare to find
when you get partners gum in your mouth while making out you should
:newyear:
jam that gum in parther's mouth back !
then my eyelashes got caught in his zip...
I get annoyed
Me on Anastacia's concert tonight...
:newyear:
was like .....AaaaaaAAAaaaaa...OooooHHhhhh....AaaaAaaaa !!!
Anastacia was wearing :
Not that much :kwink: (but it was nice :p )
The problem with banning smoking during concerts is that
:newyear:
nowhere to go to have a :smoke:
If you smoke more than 10 a day ...
pack lasts less than 2 days :(
Smoke ban nazis are
:newyear:
should be done like the poodles from the A/Q thread
Then it comes to siggies the best I smoke was ....
one day stuck in middle of nowhere with full pack of smokes and no light so after several hours I finally bummed a light and it was wooooooooohoooooooo. :D
When I come around....
:newyear:
*....I heard you crying loud * :)
You been thinking about ditching me...
but couldn't find ditch nearby :(
Rain is like....
:newyear:
unwelcome guests
Breaking news ....
leaves a lot of broken news around
headbanging is fun until
:newyear:
you realize it's foolishness
I cannot kiss anyone until...
i brush my teeth
Left broken empty in despair
:newyear:
...the darkness falls. A veil upon my soul.
The morning light brings...
time to get up :(
Snow covers the trash and filth
:newyear:
so no one really picks up
I'm depressed today....
Coz somebody pressed the wrong button. :(
My opinion about snow is...
:newyear:
very well known
So wouldn't it be nice to make a reverse and say : Snow is great and .....
...I'm lying through my teeth
The biggest problem I face today is...
:newyear:
making a life-sized model of santa from that fresh lovely snow ...
I am thirsty...
so I'll read a book
Just because snowmen fall from the sky unasembled
:newyear:
it doesn't mean we should hate them !
They were yummy.....
so I ate them all
eating out
:newyear:
is that I enjoy most
IKEA is really place .....
where Satan worshippers gather
Snowfights are...
:newyear:
fun.
I haven't seen snow for 100 years.....
Even though I'm 20something :lalala:
:spy: is spooky but
:newyear:
time travel can fix that problem.
Going back in time can also...
makes you loose your pants
Yesterday, as I was looking through the window....
:newyear:
.......and was subsequently arrested on suspicion of being a 'peeping tom'.
The worst thing about public toilets is.....
...finding out afterwards that there's no toilet paper in the stall.
If all the stalls are full and you reeeeeaaaallyyyyy have to go...
remember one thing * Any port in a storm !* and go to the dark corner
There is no a dark corner in .....
brightly lit room
All my life I've been waiting
:newyear:
...to find you .
Deep sea fish ....
can only be found on high mountains
While you were sleeping
:newyear:
is a romantic comedy of dreams and their fulfillment.
There had never been any nonsense about this thread and....
that's a lie
If you fall asleep behind the wheel
:newyear:
car is completely out of your control ...
Dentist, eh ? What a pleasant surprise ....
that he wasn't in.
pushing dentist under a train is
:newyear:
a necessary loss.
sharp things are...
Something that should be used on dentists repeatedly
Eurosong is like
:newyear:
so bad staff that one of my ears tried to leap free of my head
luxxi likes Eurosong because.....
today is "opposite" day.
Wanking in public
:newyear:
it's like snow , you never can get enough
We have awesome snow coverage for this time of year....
but I hate snow
The biggest problem with people who are full of it is
:newyear:
that lots of people listen to them.
The slightest excuse and I ...
'll fart
When the going gets tough
:newyear:
the going gets ugly.
When was the last time you had a good laugh?
this is finish the sentence thread :spy:
When marina posts question in finish the sentence thread....
:newyear:
it's time for her to go to bed :D
sorry , everyone ....
but I'll fart
Before throwing up it's considered polite to
:newyear:
not to puke on other's face
when in doubt...
empty the magazine
When going on shooting spree make sure
:newyear:
to aim for the crotch.
and when your ammo runs out....
kishkash
25-02-2005, 04:18
run for the hills
there's two ways to...
go on three-road crossroad :spy:
when snowed in, best way to pass the time is to...
:newyear:
have hot steamy sex
moleting animals are...
extinct :spy:
Before pushing somebody under the train it's considered polite to...
:newyear:
tell them everythings gonna be okay.
DINOSAURS ARE......
EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sick and tired
:newyear:
of my mom bitching me to get the hell of the computer ARGH
A duck was staring at me and then....
somehow that duck get laid with a swan ..
she ask, got figs? and i said .....
"just look under the leaf" :lol:
Keeping a big crocodile in bath is
:newyear:
such a pain in the ass ..
dont put that jar in ...
the bed
Before buying bat for a pet...
:newyear:
...make sure your cave has enough room.
The 3 things I would bring with me to a deserted island are...
"Building boats made simple", "Sea currents for dummies", atlas navigational maps
When walking in on people having sex you should
:newyear:
simply say : *Good evening*.
Oh, it's charming -- thank you so much...
for puking down my shirt.
when you hear your neighbours having sex
:newyear:
i think what exactly is happening up there..?
what should I wear with....
those glasses? :ithink:
The best thing about snow is that....
:newyear:
that it melts .
I caught sight of my face in the mirror....
and It hought I saw a monster
When you have a monster under your bed you should...
:newyear:
leap on to the bed so that your feet don't get bitten off.
luxxi had such jolly dreams about the things he'd do in the snow like snowball fighting, building things and sledding as fast as he could ...
but best thing in his dreams was Anastacia wearing nothing but sexy lingerie and big smile. :cool:
The more I think about it...
:newyear:
the more harder he gets!
i don't think i know how Anastacia looks like and I think...
she is very sexy :cool:
If you fart in crowded elevator
:newyear:
you're in for a very stinky situation.
but if you fart an especially smelly one and you're alone in the elevator and the elevator breaks down....
then the best option is to commit suicide
When skydiving, if at first you don't suceed
:newyear:
don't pull on the parachute chord. its prolly jammed.
a belly flop is...
something I don't want to see
Samurai Jack is...
:newyear:
is such a hottie samurai
Eating and sleeping in Space ...
should be done in company
Going out without underwear is
:newyear:
a bad thing.
being argumentative is...
sure way to get your ass kicked
Spending all day online is
:newyear:
such a pain in the ass
try not to take a shower in 3 days and you'll get
Americans in your house claiming they detected Iraqi chemical weapons there. :D
When it rains it...
:newyear:
its raining men.
cats and dogs are
best with potatoes :liplick:
The worst thing about alien anal probe that turn into giant satellite dish is
:newyear:
its anal.
shoving five habanaro peppers down your throat is a gesture of...
love towards habanaro peppers
when you puke down somebody's shirt it's considered polite to
:newyear:
give him beers to minimize his shock
sometimes people lose their breath mostly when they're
absent-minded.
When it starts raining men you sould.....
:newyear:
be sure to have an umbrella. duh.
but when it starts raining women u should...
have an umbrella ready. duh. :rolleyes:
When you see herd of dinosaurs waiting at fast food restaurant you should
:newyear:
KillaQueen
07-04-2005, 16:51
run to them screaming: "OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Are you the guys that played in Jurassic Park?? Can i have your autograph??" :gigi:
When you're bored, you should...
spyretto
07-04-2005, 18:03
...do a little dance make a little luve
Everybody loves you in your bi cos...
...you give them candy
If you see aliens landing you should...
:newyear:
spyretto
07-04-2005, 20:39
...tell that guy from Halifax and he's gonna give you a special discount if you can display your enthusiasm
...if we're getting a bit too silly lately it's becos...
you gave your adress to people who send silly letters
The biggest problem with kicking the shit out of ghost is
:newyear:
spyretto
07-04-2005, 21:35
...that it doesn't have a digestive system?
Are there aliens?
Not there, but over there they are :znaika:
Is spyretto an alien? :spy:
:newyear:
spyretto
07-04-2005, 22:52
no, only alienated.
Is luxxi making any sense at all?
QueenBee
07-04-2005, 23:00
No...
is this the Q&A thread?
spyretto
07-04-2005, 23:09
hahaha, ur rite, WTH!
It's me again! Something went wrong in the delivery
QueenBee
07-04-2005, 23:20
..... (AKA the end of the sentance)
Are we gonna turn this thread into something completely different like oh let's say the heavy metal thread?
and if not.. finish this
Spyretto is... :D
...an alien with alien anal probe that will alter turn into giant sattelite dish stuck in his ass.
"Nice boobs" he said....
:newyear:
spyretto
08-04-2005, 00:18
Then he salivated a bit more and cried himself to sleep..."Anastacia's boobs are so lovely" repeated once more, one hand on the pillow the other where the sun didn't shine. The sense of longing for Anastacia had once again brought tears in luxxi's eyes.
I think we're getting off the wrong track here becos...
..this are neither deer nor moose but train tracks
Blonde dying her hair different colour
:newyear:
KillaQueen
08-04-2005, 10:43
means she's in a classic case of denial :gigi: (no offence, blondes! ;) )
While I was working today...
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