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Showgirls. Absolutly scary. :eek:
Q
So, only 20 days to Christmas eh? :rolleyes:
:newyear:
A: Don't remind me! Urgh.
Q: I'm bored. What should I do today?
Get drunk.
Q
Do you think staringelf has unhealthy obsession with nipples? :spy:
:newyear:
Get drunk.
Besides that. I was gonna get drunk anyway.
Q
Do you think staringelf has unhealthy obsession with nipples? :spy:
Yes, definately!
Q: Do you think staringelf should seek professional help for his obsession or should we allow the perversity to continue unabated?
A: I think men are supposed to be obsessed with nipples. I think it's cute in Miguel's case of being overly obsessed. :D
Q: Do you like dry snow or wet snow?
A: Wet snow is called "sleet" which promptly turns into a nasty substance called "slush". Noone likes wet snow! :bebebe:
Q: When people say "It's not what it looks like!" are they always lying?
Unplugged
05-12-2004, 15:20
A: No, at least not in my case!
Q: When people give up on happiness, what credibility do they have to come complain about their unhappiness later?
Q: When people give up on happiness, what credibility do they have to come complain about their unhappiness later?
Ouch. That was so subtle it went right over my head. :rolleyes:
Q: "We're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only, that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that wierd?"
a: damn, that's wierd! :eek:
q: worst pain you've ever felt (any kind)? :spy:
A: It would be emotional obviously. I can't think of one specific instance though.
Q: I read the following statement on a message board. Is it just me or does this make no frickin' sense at all?
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
WTF?
kishkash
05-12-2004, 18:28
A: its an oxymoron of the highest level
Q: was it meant to speak the truth or just leave u standing there scratching ur head?
A: I think the idiot who wrote it was just trying to sound clever.
Q: Valentine's Day - love it or hate it? Or want to kill everyone who even mentions it?
Hate it. Just another stupid imported holiday. :mad:
Q
If we are what we eat does that mean I'm fried? :spy:
:newyear:
A: If it does then I'm microwaved.
Q: Is 'Gigli' the worst movie ever made?
:dknow:
Q
Why do radio stations have urge to cram X-massy crappy songs down our ears since beginning of december? :mad: :nunu:
:newyear:
Because it's the job of radio stations/TV/advertising to tell us what we want. Right now they are telling us we want to hear Christmas songs. Just do like me - don't listen to the radio!
Q: Why did they stop making chocolate covered pretzels? I used to love those things and now I can't get 'em anymore! :(
Because food makers are bunch of vicious twats who don't know what people want and refuse to give it to us. :bebebe:
Q
How pretzy are pretzels anyway? :spy:
:newyear:
A: I'd say they're probably pretty pretzy
Q: Are meatball sandwitches a stupid idea or what?
Unplugged
06-12-2004, 19:19
A: I think everything involving meat is a stupid idea
Q: What was the best natural high you've ever had?
A: Being with Jane immediately springs to mind. Although I was drunk every time I was with her so I'll probably never know how I would have felt about her with my head clear.
That makes me kind of sad, now I think about it...
OK, I'll say the Sugarcult gig - that was a natural high.
Q: Is it wrong to laugh when something bad happens to a person who truly deserves it?
a: depends, of course...
q: where will you be on new years eve? :spy:
Unplugged
06-12-2004, 22:30
A: Unless something extraordinary happens, I'll spend it at home, as usually.
Q: Same question
a: don't know yet... but "Unless something extraordinary happens, I'll spend it" somwhere else, not home :p
q: worst daily routine? :spy:
Promise myself to just check email when it's past midnight and then spend 1 hour browsing stupid sites. :rolleyes: :bebebe:
Q
Fav daily routine?
:newyear:
a: going home after classes :p
q: what's the influence of polar climate on the pubery of warrior ants in mid africa? :spy:
Huge. :yes:
Q
Don't you just hate it when you eat cooked beef and it gets stuck between your teeth? :mad:
:newyear:
a: yeah, that's the negative side of eating cooked beef :p
q: do you believe in collective mind? :spy:
No we don't. :no:
Q
Should I use different smiley at the end of my posts next year or should I stick with :newyear:
:newyear:
A: The santa smilie is a classic. Although if you want to use a different one then go for it! Just don't use the baseball bat smilie - staringelf has already adopted it as his own (Lord knows he's used it on me hundreds of times! :p )
Q: What's my age again?
Unplugged
07-12-2004, 17:13
A: 22, right?
Q: Do you like your feet? :p
A: I don't like anyone's feet! :bebebe:
Q: Do people who crack their bones on purpose really annoy you?
Unplugged
07-12-2004, 17:53
A: No. I must say I crack mine, and I can guarantee you that my purpose is only to break the tension that is accumulated :D
Q: What cellphone do you have?
Panasonic.
Q
Where do you wear you cellular?
:newyear:
Unplugged
07-12-2004, 18:31
A: I usually have it in one of the pockets in my jeans
Q: Can you play any instruments?
:no:
Q
Do you eat horse meat? :liplick:
:newyear:
a: :no:
q: should i? :spy:
:yes: You should at least try it. It's :liplick:
Q
If you like a book how long does it take for you to read it again?
:newyear:
Unplugged
07-12-2004, 19:35
A: I normally never read it again, I might read *parts* of it again, but never the whole thing.
Q: Do you approve of killing horses just so you can have your horse meat? :bebebe:
:yes:
Q
Do you aprove of massacring wheat so you can have your bread? :bebebe:
:newyear:
a: :done:
q: what's the point in printer jamming the paper when you have just enough paper and no spare ones? :mad:
It's a plot by people who sell printer paper so they can sell it to you with higher price. :mad:
Q
Do you like to read conspiracy theories?
:newyear:
a: very much ;)
q: did lee oswald really kill kennedy? :spy:
A: No. I blame Marilyn Manson.
Q: Would I be a lame-ass sell-out if I went to the Good Charlotte concert at the Glasgow Academy in March '05?
Unplugged
07-12-2004, 23:44
Do you aprove of massacring wheat so you can have your bread?
That is such an intelligent and coherent comparison, luxxi :rolleyes:
:no: Go if you want to.
Q
If Dido has sand in her shoes why doesn't she just take it out? :ithink:
Thank you :rev:
:newyear:
Khartoun2004
08-12-2004, 15:05
A: Maybe she likes the sand in her shoes... Maybe it's the inspiration for her next album...
Q: Have you seen Alexander yet?
A: No. But I saw Spartacus on the bus this morning. He said "hi".
Q: Is it wrong to laugh at someone who wears a Rasmus t-shirt? Surely they're asking for it!
No. And guy still owes me 300?. :mad:
Q
Isn't it cool how parents are much more generous with money around New year?
:newyear:
a: well, it's giving time, after all ;)
q: when do you eat more, on xmas or new years eve/night/day... :spy:
No. And guy still owes me 300?. :mad:
For what? A Rasmus t-shirt? :laugh:
q: when do you eat more, on xmas or new years eve/night/day...
Xmas day. Big dinner. My mother usually makes a big-ass 3-course meal. I usually skip dessert though but it's still the most I eat in the whole year.
Q: What's the stupidest thing you've laughed at recently?
Khartoun2004
09-12-2004, 00:26
A: At the fact that my brother David refuses to eat sunflower seeds unless they're from a David sunflower seed bag.
Q: Do you drink more on New Years or St. Patrick's day?
A: New Years. I couldn't give a flying fuck about St. Patricks Day - I'm not Irish.
Q: What's the worst excuse you've ever heard?
"I can't meet you for drinks because I'm typing my school paper" and I could hear TV in the background. :bebebe:
Q
When do you usually go to sleep on 1.1.?
For what? A Rasmus t-shirt? :laugh:
That was answer to Khartoun's q.
:newyear:
A: About 2am
Q: What's the big deal about New Years anyway? I reckon it's just the same old year with a different name. They can't fool me.
We need to celebrate Earth passing through some random point in it's path around the sun.
Q
How much does "My Boo" suck? :bebebe: :nunu:
:newyear:
A: I don't know because I've never heard it. However, with a title like 'My Boo' I'm sure it's safe to say it sucks the proverbial big one.
Q: How much does my flu suck? *sneezes*
A: Being sick always sucks. Get well soon.
Q: Do you like spending your money?
A: On myself, yes. On other people, no. :p
Q: Has a gargoyle ever fallen on your head?
Unplugged
10-12-2004, 00:43
A: No... But my cat fell on my mom's head yesterday, scratched her, and now she has a scar :laugh: :p
Q: Do you have a strong stomach? Can you take a lot of food and all kinds of food?
a: pretty much... :gigi:
q: what a gargoyle anyway? spy: :p
kishkash
10-12-2004, 03:41
A: the stone keepers...ugly nasty things that usually hang off buildings of old architectural types...cathedrals etc.
Q: are u stoic?
:no:
Q
Do you loose your temper easily?
:newyear:
A: Yes. But it's perfectly justified in practically all instances. People are just so stupid, it makes me so MAD! AAAAAARRRRRGH! MOSSOPP, SMASH!!!!
Q: Will I ever get that bloody 'Buffy' DVD boxset? :(
:yes:
Q
What are you prepared to get it? :spy:
:newyear:
A: Hmmm...that depends how desparate/drunk I get. :p
Q: Why do birds suddenly appear......and fly straight into the kitchen window?
Because of complex chain of events involving 3 chainsaws, Gulf Stream, 300 African fire ants and used tampons.
Q
Do you think music industry should stop after one Simpson family member made a record? :nunu:
:newyear:
Unplugged
10-12-2004, 19:29
A: :eek: I didn't know what!
Q: Which Simpson family member made a record? :laugh:
Jessica and Ashlee :nunu:
Q
So should the stop after Jessica? :spy:
:newyear:
A: It should have stopped at loooooooooong time ago! Jessica Simpson makes me feel sorry for the entire human race - how could we have produced a creature that fucking stupid??
Q: Was I the only one who thought of the other Simpson family (ie. Homer, Bart et al) upon reading luxxi's original question? :laugh:
Unplugged
11-12-2004, 03:07
A: NO!!! :laugh: I was so surprised when he said it was Jessica or her sister. The reason why I was shocked in the 1st place was because I thought it was like Lisa or Bart making a pop record and it was on the charts :lol:
Q: Wouldn't it be cool if Bart had a real pop record? Or maybe Barney... and he'd burp compulsively during the instrumental part :laugh:
kishkash
11-12-2004, 04:01
A: he did have a cd...well ok not a cd...but there were songs...that he sang...and u could like buy them or something
Q: should i jump off my balcony...i live on the 3rd floor and its really not that far looking to the ground!
A: Go for it :D
Q: Why were mornings invented?! I hate them!
Unplugged
11-12-2004, 04:16
A: Just to piss you off :yes:
Q: Why would kish wanna jump off her balcony anyway? lol
A: Coz she's high on meds :D
Q : Do you like marmite?! :D
kishkash
11-12-2004, 04:36
A: no i like peanut butter more
Q: do u like flubberdygoo?
Unplugged
11-12-2004, 04:50
A: :lol: :lol:
Q: WTF is that?! :dknow:
kishkash
11-12-2004, 04:52
A: i dunno....i made it up
Q: do u know?
Sounds like rubber dildo.... :spy:
Q
Does it? :spy:
:newyear:
A: he did have a cd...well ok not a cd...but there were songs...that he sang...and u could like buy them or something
I've got that!! It's called 'The Simpsons Sing The Blues'. I love the duet between Mr. Burns and Smithers! :D
a: it sure does ;)
q:what's ur average sleeping time? :spy:
8 hours
Q
Why do people keep asking us if they know it's christmass? How the fcuk should I know if they know it's christmas. Why don't they just ask them, not me? :spy: :nunu: :mad:
:newyear:
a: it's just the song, don't take it so personally ;)
q: do you think you have a problem with xmas? :spy: :p
Fcuk yeah. :nunu:
Q
Is it OK to have problem with xmas? :nunu: :mad:
:newyear:
a: well, if you have a good enough reason, i guess it's pretty much ok...
q: any good reason? :spy:
:no:
Q
What would be good reason? :spy:
:newyear:
Unplugged
12-12-2004, 01:22
A: Lack of Christmas presents?
Q: Why would someone who has a problem with Christmas call himself "Santa's Bodyguard"? :dknow: :laugh:
To confuse people :yes:
Q
Did I confuse you? :spy:
:newyear:
a: you sure did :p
q: "is there more to life than being just really really really good looking?" :spy: (zoolander)
A: Personally, I think life is just about getting through your time on earth as quickly and as painlessly as possible. Being good-looking is a plus. But for those of us that don't have that advantage, I recommend just getting wasted and being as anti-social as possible. No one can reject you if you reject them first.
Q: Do you think that nuclear war will break out in the next 5 years?
No one can reject you if you reject them first.
interesting logic :ithink: :p
a: i think it should :none:
q: can you imagine life without Santa? :spy:
:yes: And it's a merry life indeed :laugh:
Q
Should I make a poll which smiley should I use next year instead of :newyear: ? :spy: :ithink:
:newyear:
A: Yeah, why not? It's not like anyone else is posting anything interesting! :p
Q: Is the whole "Killirov" thing getting boring now?
A/Q Who/what is Kirilov? :spy:
:newyear:
A: taty949541's alter-ego.
Q: Do you know where the quote in my siggy comes from?
:no:
Q
Where does qoute from mossopp's siggy comes from? :confused: :spy:
:newyear:
A: 'Bring It On'. Awesome comedy movie starring Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku. :D
Q: Seen 'Ghostworld'?
:no:
Q
Is really the only difference between carolling and being drunk & disorderly that in former you do it in a group and in latter you do it alone? :spy:
:newyear:
A: No, technically I don't think that's true. It's possible to be drunk and disorderly in a group. Also, you don't need to be drunk to go carolling (although it does help).
Q: Is it ok to throw things at carollers?
:yes: Specially if they are sharp and/or stinky
Q
Should jazz players be shot on sight or worked to death in salt mines? :nunu:
:newyear:
A: Salt mines. At least that way they're making themselves useful.
Q: Should we send boybands down the salt mines too? Personally I think pelting them with rotten fish would be more amusing.
A/Q why not pelt them with rotten fish and then sent them down salt mines? :spy:
:newyear:
A: That's a pretty good idea. Ho-ho-ho! Merry Fish-mas!! :D
Q: Who else should we send down the mines?
Eminem, $0.5, Shap, Bush, Sharon, Janez Jansa, folks who use firecrackers, my neighbour's poodle (and neighbour as well), stupid DJs who don't want to play Anastacia, Gwyneth Paltrow....
Q
Your list?
:newyear:
A: Busted, McFly, anyone who likes Busted or McFly, the losers who bought over ScuzzTV and turned it into a pop channel, the person/people responsible for cancelling 'Tru Calling', Westlife and every other boyband in the world, Bush and everyone who voted for him, bus drivers who can't stick to their timetables, the twisted f*ck who shot Dimebag, Jessica Simpson, Jim Davidson, Shap, Rhona Cameron, whoever is responsible for writing 'Gigli', the people who bottled The Rasmus at Reading (I'm not a fan but that was out of line), the stupid girls who kept screaming in my ear at the HIM gig, the CKY Alliance, chavs/neds, people who seriously like The Darkness, stupid little 8 year old kids who think they're cool cos their mummy bought them a Slipknot hoodie, anyone who skates, people who refuse to get a job, any girl who has ever humiliated me, any guy that's ever gone out with a girl I liked, my ex-best friend, Tim, tall people who stand in front of me at gigs, people who use laser pointers, people who go to the cinema and talk all the way through the movie.......
I'll be here all day if I list everyone
Q: Does the length of my list indicate that I have serious emotional problems? :laugh:
:no: Just a lot of hate....... :(
Q
If cows laugh real hard, does milk come through their noses?
:newyear:
A: I've yet to see a cow laugh.
Q: What's the best way to make a cow laugh?
Kick bull in the balls. :yes:
q
Is it bad taste to go Britney's concert wearing Xtina's T-shirt? :spy: :laugh:
:newyear:
Unplugged
13-12-2004, 18:56
A: It's bad taste to go to a Britney concert no matter what t-shirt what you wear :p
Q: When was the last time you were lazy and didn't do something you were supposed to? :spy:
Constantly.
Q
Is it bad taste to go to Xtina's concert wearing britney's T-shirt? :spy: :laugh:
:newyear:
Unplugged
13-12-2004, 19:31
A: Yes! Definitely :p X-Tina would probably be disgusted if she saw that :bum: At least she's a singer, not a lipsynching puppet :rolleyes:
Q: Would you go to an X-Tina concert if you were invited and the ticket was free? :spy: :p
:yes:
Q
Shizzle dizzle my fizzle dizzle? :eek:
:newyear:
A
Maybe I'll answer when I understand your question!
Q
Do you understand luxxi's question?
A: For shizzle! It was off the heezie, yo!
Q: How annoying are people who speak like that 24/7? :laugh:
About as annoying as having to have their heads bashed in with a :nunu:
Q
Do you ever put your hands in their like you don't care? :spy:
:newyear:
a/q: isn't it "in the air" :spy:
cause ur q makes no sense at all :ithink:
it is :( Stupid tpyos :nunu:
:newyear:
a: :D anyways, no
q: you like the jumpy gangsta cars? :spy:
A: No. Don't these people realise the damage they're doing to their suspension??!
Q: Why do some people get all teary-eyed talking about Dimebag Darrell when they've never listened to a Pantera album in their lives?!
a: maybe they just feel bad cause a man got shot...
q: so, whaddaya think about pantera :spy:
A: There's no denying their importance and influence in the metal genre, that's for sure. Pantera are cool with me. I remain neutral about Dimebag himself. From what I've heard he wasn't exactly what you'd call and 'open-minded' individual. But noone deserves what happened to him. Noone. Where ever he is now I hope he's cool. It's his brother I really feel sorry for.
Q: Is it strange to get upset when a celebrity whom you've never met dies?
a: no, cause in a way, you've met him through his work...
q: fav metal genre? :spy:
A: Hell, that's a tough question!. I guess it just depends on my mood. Currently I'm really into what the music press are calling "metal-core" - Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold ect. But I'm also a strong advocate of the 'old-school' - Metallica, Guns N Roses, Alice Cooper (circa 1989 - 1995), Maiden, Priest... I've been known to listen to some punk (Rancid, Distillers, Ataris, Sugarcult, My Chemical Romance) in my time and I'm not adverse to some emo (Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Jimmy Eat World) at times either. Although I'll admit that it's debatable whether or not the latter two categories actually constitute "metal".
Q: Same question back at'cha! :D
a: favourite...i'd say... gothic, like therion, tristania, nightwish.
q: does it take longer to answer or think of a question? :spy:
EeZeReal
14-12-2004, 00:37
A: It does indeed take longer to think of one lol
Q: Can you cry under water?
A: No. Crying means you sniff a lot and one thing you do not wanna do is inhale through your nose when you're under water!
Q: Why would you cry under water anyway? The local swimming pool is not somewhere I usually go to 'drown my sorrows' as it were.
EeZeReal
14-12-2004, 00:58
A: Well... if you were doing a length underwater and some noisy little child kicks you in the noise (by complete accident of course)
Q: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? :rolleyes:
A: For the same reason that Ben didn't have a beard when his evil twin, Derick, tied him up and locked him in an abandoned warehouse for 6 months in 'Sunset Beach'.
Q: Is 'Sunset Beach' the cheesiest (and therefor best) soap opera ever written or what!? :D
EeZeReal
14-12-2004, 01:15
Rach would agree with that, myself....I've only seen 4 eps....can't really formulate an opinion :rolleyes:
Is there always one evil twin in every set of twins?
Unplugged
14-12-2004, 02:39
A: Because one of them gets fed up with being "just like" the other one, and decides to become evil :p :laugh:
Q: Which one of Marge's sisters is a lesbian: Patty or Selma? :gigi:
Both... :spy:
Q
Narcotic Thrust "I Like It". Yay, nay or whatever?
:newyear:
A: Never heard it. So, "whatever".
Q: Does anyone else think that Gwen Stefani looks exactly like Brittany Murphy in '8 Mile'? :spy:
a: not me
q: where will u party on new years eve?
Nowhere. Stay @ home and watch idiot box.
Q
Why do people put so much importance to these stupid holiays anyway? :rolleyes:
:newyear:
A: Because they're idiots. That's why everybody does everything.
Q: I've just spent the last 15 minutes discussing the "bikini car-wash" scene from 'Bring It On'. Am I sad?
a: course not
q: what do u wish to get for christmas?
A: 'Buffy' DVD's
Q: I've had 'What You Waiting For' by Gwen Stefani stuck in my head all day, it's driving me up the wall and I think I'm slowly losing my mind. If I do go insane, do I have the right to sue her?
a: i think u do, cause of emotional damage her artwork did to ur soul and aske for lots of money ps if u decide to sue let me know cause ill sue with u. i have the same problem last few days
q: should courts allow the use of home made porns as proof in cases and show it in the courtroom?
A: That'd be cool. At least then people wouldn't be so quick to shirk out of jury duty.
Q: Has anyone seen Paris Hilton's "home made movie"? ;) :laugh:
:no:
Q
Do you think there is home made porn featuring George & Laura Bush? :eek:
:newyear:
Unplugged
14-12-2004, 20:49
A: I wish :rolleyes: Not for me, but to make a dirty scandal that would humiliate Bush forever in America (in America, yeah, since he's already the laughing stock of the rest of the World :gigi: )
Q: Have you seen the Pamela Anderson home made porn? :spy: I have :lalala: :p She's quite a slut, lemme tell ya! :laugh:
a: :yes:
q: what on your mind right now? :spy:
A: I can't stop laughing at the penguin thing!! :lol: :laugh:
Q: What's the worst Christmas song ever?
QueenBee
14-12-2004, 23:17
A: They're all just as bad... They give me the chills! God, I hate Christmas.
Q: Where do you turn when you don't know where the turn turns?
I turn to you :yes: :rose:
Q
What pinguin? :spy:
:newyear:
A: I've got this hilarious animation of penguins being abusive to one another. It's hella funny! :laugh:
Q: Have you seen my meatball?
a: :no:
q: and what's the best xmas song? :spy:
A: They all suck.
Q: Gabba gabba hey?
:kwink:
Q
Woodlee doodlee my goodlee? :spy:
:newyear:
A: No, I don't think so.
Q: Goo goo ga-joob?
Hey, we are not that close. :mad: :nunu:
Q
Woosh moosh triple goosh? :spy:
:newyear:
A: Only on Fridays.
Q: A great philosopher once wrote "People = Shit". Do you agree with his logic? :spy:
a : nah
q : "take a chance you stupid ho" -- do you get this lyric ? :bum:
A: Yes. That song is more catchy than flu. It's been driving me insane for weeks!
Q: What's the most annoying fruit? Pears piss me off.
The problem is I never remember which one of them -Tangerine,mandarin, clementine or satsuma -- hard to peel ...hate that staff
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any particular veg should be banned ?
Broccoli. :bebebe:
Q
Does rain in Spain really stays mainly int he plains? :spy:
:newyear:
A: No. I heard it runs mainly down the drains.
Q: "Without law and order, man would have no freedom". True? :ithink:
:yes:
Q
If love is the answer what was the question? :spy: :ithink:
:newyear:
EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 15:38
A: What's the root of all evil?
Q: Why am I stuck in the middle of no-where?
A: I'm asking myself the same question, bro.
Q: Shouldn't Philbert be at work right now? :spy:
EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 15:54
A: Nope...I do the late shifts. 6-2am :p
Q: Shouldn't you be doing work then Lorna?...instead of browsing here ;) Or is work just that fantastically fun?! :rolleyes:
A: Ok, you got me. I'm just slacking off this afternoon cos the boss is out of the office. :lalala:
Q: What's the story behind the new username?
EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 16:00
A: Not too much...just felt the need for a new shape up...
...and of course I'm ethereal lol :rolleyes:
Q: So is this 'slacking off' a new routine of yours? ;)
A: it's what he is :gigi:
Q: but really, what's with the new username?
ps. phillybert how i've missed you :kwink:
EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 16:12
A: Well you said it yourself :p and I just wanted a change :cool:
Q: So, what do you think of the new name? :rolleyes:
I'm always here on aim Syd :kwink:
A: I think it sounds like the name of a 1990's rap artist. EeZeReal is off the heezie, dwag, fo shizzle! :p
Q: What's with the Andy Cap avatar?
I think we should all spend the rest of this page interrogating Phil. ;)
It's real. :yes: :bum:
Q
Should I get hungy pitbull for car alarm? :spy:
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EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 16:59
A: Why...doesn't your car already have an alarm then?...Cos if that one didn't work then you wouldn't still have a car (assuming you have one anyway :rolleyes: )
Q: Shall I act like a '90's rapper for the rest of the day?
Oh and Andy is my hero ;)
:yes:
Q
What happeend to EZR/TVA Yulia obsession meter? :spy:
They didn't steal my car, they only took speakers :nunu:
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A: He came to his senses!
Q: What's so heroic about Andy Cap? Isn't he a bit of a prick? :spy:
EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 18:15
A: I was joking... :p He's the booziest character I could think of in the heat of the moment...oh and he's not real Lorna :p
Q: Is there an answer for every question? :rolleyes:
A/Q Is that a rhetorical question? :spy:
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EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 22:19
A: Most probably!
Q: The lift or the stairs?
Stairs
Q
Butter or margarine?
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EeZeReal
15-12-2004, 23:49
A: Buttah!
Q:Bungee jumping Or Parachute jumping? :rolleyes:
A: parachute, more extreme yo
Q: paragliding or sky diving?
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 00:24
A: Paragliding...it's always looked fun, except I'm scared shitless of heights :rolleyes:
Q: Is it alright if I smoke in here?
Sure, go ahead.
q
Can you beleive it's not butter? :eek:
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EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 01:25
A: I can actually...I've had my suspicions for a while now :gigi:
Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the container it comes in? :ithink:
A: when there's enough of it, glue can free flow out of the container. but when there isn't alot left it will stick. same goes for peanut butter. LOL :help:
Q: can you believe it's a vegetable oil substitute? :lol:
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 02:33
A: Nope...I'm in awe :eek: :gigi:
Q: Ever had the same dream twice in one week? :spy:
A: nope. how fcuked up is joo? :gigi: :none:
Q: what was the dream?
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 03:17
A: Some weird dream with roller coaster carts on the road and some guy chasing everyone in an ice cream van... lol...I do have the most random dreams in the whole world, trust me :eek:
Q: How fcuked up am I then? :D
A: not fcuked up at all sweet pea, joo are joost schpethal. :yes:
Q: do you have a thing for ice cream? :gigi:
Not really. Now redheads.... :liplick:
Q
Does ice cream taste like chicken? :spy:
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EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 15:56
A: Nope...it tastes like vanilla :rolleyes:
Q: Chickun or Turkhey?
Q: Neither :p
A: Why does my computer hate me? :spy:
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 16:18
A: Because all PC's are the same...mine has cancer at the minute :rolleyes:
Q: Whats the solution? :confused:
A: Hitting it with a hammer! :p
Q: Does that sound wise?! :spy:
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 16:33
A: Nope :D It'll only makes things worse, but it sounds like fun :lalala: :p
Q: Should I invest in a new comp?
A: Yes, it's something I'm doing soon :)
Q: Have you earnt enough money?
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 16:52
A: Nope...not at the moment....but a new comp was something I've been meaning to get for a while.
Q: How much is a decent PC then these days? :rolleyes:
A: The one I'm looking at is only £450 but without a monitor - I'm gonna keep my current one.
Q: How much do you wanna spend?
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 17:03
A: As much as necessary :p 700+ mebbe
Q: How should I dispose of my old pc(when I get a new one)? :D
A: Drop it on someones head :D :p
Q: Does that sound like fun?:p
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 17:29
A: YES!! :lalala: :D
Q: Anyone inparticular? ;)
A: George Bush please?
Q: Yeah?
EeZeReal
16-12-2004, 17:51
A: No problem :p
Q: Is it cold outside...or is it just me? :rolleyes:
hokay i can do a threesome :gigi:
A its cold. i feel cold.
Q: why is it cold?
Khartoun2004
17-12-2004, 00:47
A; Because it's effing Winter...
Q: Why are people arguing over Wal-Mart getting Sued?
off topic
really I thought that would be a good thing. Less money for them to give to bastards that beat the crap out of gays and kill abortion doctors etc.
EeZeReal
17-12-2004, 01:48
A: No idea.....it's all just a bunch of nitpicking if you ask moi :rolleyes:
Q: Why do I lend people a cigerette? :rolleyes:
A: smoker's policy
Q: why do you smoke?
EeZeReal
17-12-2004, 02:14
A: Because I'm an eeeejiet :p plus it's hidden agenda is passing time :rolleyes:
Q: Is smoking coooooool? or what? LOL
Actually it's hot :yes:
q
Are cigars for pussies? :spy:
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EeZeReal
17-12-2004, 15:41
A: Well for fat cats anyway ;)
Q: Should I dye my hair blonde? :rolleyes: *laughs*
If you are prepared to have your IQ drop 20 points....
Q
Any special plans for holidays (besides getting drunk)?
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A: Nope. :p
Q: What's so great about the bloody QMU anyway?
Q: Why are people arguing over Wal-Mart getting Sued?
I was annoyed because certain factions were accusing me of not knowing what's metal and what's not. That bugs me big time.
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 14:53
A: Come again?
Q: What's the QMU? :rolleyes:
A: Queen Margaret Union. It's a hang-out for lazy work-shy students in Glasgow. I'm pissed off cos I bought tickets for a gig at the Garage but now it's been moved the QMU. :mad:
Q: Do you know what your folks are getting you for Xmas?
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 15:09
A: God only knows LOL....I haven't hinted nothing what so ever, so I haven't the foggiest :rolleyes:
Q: Same to you? :p
A: I said I wanted the 'Buffy' seasons 1 to 7 DVD boxset and I was promptly told to bugger off! Therefor I have no idea what, if anything, I'm getting.
Q: What was the last gig you went to?
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 15:48
A: I got dragged to Kanye West one the other month...although I hate him with a passion. Can't turn down free tickets though :rolleyes:
Q: Is Christmas a load of bollocks(In the nicest possible way)? :rolleyes:
A : Most definately
Q: Can I shoot Kanye West please?! :p :D
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 15:55
A: Be my guest :p
Q: Wanna borrow my gun? :rolleyes:
A: I'd prefer to throw bricks at him untill he promises never to open his smug mouth ever again!
Q: Did you see Kanye West on 'Punk'd'? Man, what a f#cking loser! :laugh:
:no:
Q
Should Kayne west be sent into salt mine? :spy:
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EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 17:08
A: Sure, why not?! :rolleyes:
Q: Left or right?
I left so I guess I was right. :lol:
Q
Get it? :lol:
:newyear:
A: Yes. Good one. :p
Q: Why do people only drink mulled wine at Christmas?
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 17:17
A: Because it's suppose to warm you up :rolleyes: and winter is kinda nippy lol
Q: Anyone gonna buy me a xmas present? :rolleyes:
:no:
Q
Why should anybody buy EeZeReel present? :spy:
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A: Only if you buy me something.
Q: What are you going to buy me then? :p
EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 17:20
A: Buffy vols 1-7 boxset ;)
Q: And for moi? LOL
A: A 2MB net connection ;)
Q: What should we buy luxxi for Xmas?
Big sack of feathers. :p
Q
Is big sack of feathers nice present? :spy:
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A: Only if you have a fetish for dressing up as a chicken.
Q: Do you think anyone here has a chicken fetish? :spy: :laugh:
:yes:
Q
Do people who have chicken fetish taste like chicken? :spy:
That was answer to EeZeReal's q but nevermind...
:newyear:
A: I don't know. I've never tasted anyone with a chicken fetish. (That sounded soooooo dodgy!)
Q: What's your fetish? (and don't say "chicken" cos I'll know you're lying!) :p
Santa outfit (worn by sexy lady). :yes: :hmmm:
Q
does Robbie Williams rule or what?
:newyear:
A: No. He sucks ass! :bebebe:
Q: Were you being serious about Robbie Williams? :spy:
:yes:
Q
How come nobody is selling Anastacia tix yet? :nunu:
:newyear:
A: Maybe they've all been sold already and you missed out.
Q: Will you cry like a little baby if you can't go see Anastacia? :p
:no: I'll go to concert and hit somebody with tix over the head and take their tix. Or wear "will fcuk for tix" t-shirt.
Q
Does that sound like a good plan? :spy:
:newyear:
A: I think it'd be easier to just get the tickets from a tout.
Q: Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Evanescence, Within Temptation - who's better?
Evanescence. Though Within Temptation aren't bad either.
Q
Britney or Xtina. Which one sucks less?
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A: Britney. She's purdy.
Q: Same question back at'cha!
Britney. I think Xtina sucks more. And swallows as well. :yes:
Q
Should I get "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" T-shirt?
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A: Yeah. It's funny when guys wear those t-shirts. Axl Rose used to have one.
Q: Axl Rose - greatest rock'n'roll front man ever, or moody ginger git?
Good r'n'r front man. :yes: Not greatest. :no:
Q
Is Newsradio funniest sitcom ever or what?
:newyear:
A: I've never watched it. Tell you what, I'll watch it tonight just for you! :kwink:
Q: Is Rosie O'Donnal evil? :spy:
EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 16:54
A: Yes, very much so
Q: McDonalds or Burger King? :rolleyes:
McDonald's. I like scotish food. :liplick: :yes:
Q
Did you hear about crazy Swede? :eek:
:newyear:
EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 17:00
A: Nope
Q: What happened? :p
He went crazy!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Q
Did you hear about screw who went nuts? :spy:
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EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 18:00
A: Yeh, I heard he had a turn for the worst :rolleyes:
Q: Shall I turn the heating up a bit?
:no:
Q
IE, Netscape or Firefox? :spy:
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EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 19:06
A: IE by a long shot
Q: Life or death? :rolleyes:
death :yes:
Q
Would you like to have imaginary girlfriend (http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/)?
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EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 19:21
A: LOL....Well the site's down but, not really :rolleyes:
Q: What about you...you want one?
:no: I don't want to be rejected by imaginary folks as well. :rolleyes:
Q
If kissing a smoker is like licking ashtray is licking ashtray like kissing a smoker? :spy:
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EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 21:07
A: LOOOOL...Has anybody actually.....licked an ashtray before?
Q: Come on, anybody done it....have you? :laugh:
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