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QueenBee
28-12-2004, 00:27
Haha, have you ever tried typing "-Name- is" into google? You can some pretty funny results. :) But you gotta put it in quotes.

This is what Google gave me when I typed
"Monica is"...
Monica is not a punch line of jokes
You got that?!
Monica is Green
Get outta here! I thought I was purple!
monica is back for the one who didn't know
Yeah, biatch!
MONICA IS ULTRA MEGA RADICAL! PS. SHE IS PHAT WITH A PH
o.O I knew that!
Monica is $75,989
Wanna buy me?
Monica is good because she is brave.
Couldn't have said it better myself!
Monica is disappointed to learn she is not pregnant
*Cries* :(
Monica is taken down from the cross
LOOOOOL.

You can have alot of fun with these, you know... :laugh:

EeZeReal
28-12-2004, 00:41
LMAO

Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie. - No shit!!!!

Phil is a Good-Lookin' Guy. - Ah well :lalala:

Phil is also well known for his writing - LOL...That's actually true

Phil is one of those public figures who preens and poses his way through a TV segment, playing little vocal games, mugging constantly, whirling about the set as far and as fast as arthritis and geriatric limbs allow, and doing his best to humiliate anybody whose ideas run contrary to his outdated concept of liberal dogma. :laugh: :laugh:

Phil, is weird :coctail:

Phil is not the only weather predicting animal - LOOOOOL...I thought I was :(

PHIL is a sophisticated web application - Yay!!!

PHIL is a real live person who will answer your call - haha

Phil is an excellent example *Cough* :lalala:

Phil is a black Irish woman. - Wow *writes that down*

QueenBee
28-12-2004, 00:55
Phil is Thomas and Tina's.
Phil is Hannah's. Phil is Jenny's.
:eek: Pimp! :p

Phil is dead
So sorry to hear that...

Phil is missing!
He's not missing... He's DEAD. :rolleyes:

EeZeReal
28-12-2004, 01:09
Monica is doing her thang LOL :D

Monica is the air that I breathe Hahaha :kwink:

Monica is very full of herself :laugh: :p

Monica is a 3 Star hotel. Really? :p

Tom Violence
28-12-2004, 01:15
Mark is the Beast.

Hmph. Why is that first?


Mark is cranky.

And why is that second?


MARK IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM.

That's better. And all in capitals, so you know it must be true.


Mark is accessible.

Not really.


Mark is not an apostle himself.

Only a matter of time.


Mark is a winner yet again.

Quite.


Mark is bad news.

My reputation clearly precedes me.

QueenBee
28-12-2004, 02:58
Mark is still struggling
Don't give up. :p

MARK IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM.

That's better. And all in capitals, so you know it must be true.
Why, of course! :D

QueenBee
28-12-2004, 05:22
Sorry but I'm bored. :p

Queenie is a special dog - well at least I'm special.
Queenie is soooooooooooooooooo cute - *Blushes*
Queenie is fully vaccinated, wormed, shod, micro chipped and passported up to date. - You bet!
Queenie is picked on alot by her classmates. - :eek:
Queenie is a hauntingly sensual siren for the modern age - Woooo...
Queenie is loud, vivacious and more glamorous than the other characters. - duhhhh. :p
Queenie is perfectly marked, her deep blue eyes are unique - a colour that is nearly unbelievable - At first I thought it said "naked"!
Queenie is currently sharing a foster home with 5 dogs & 2 cats. - They're sitting next to me as we speak!
Queenie is Looking For: Single Women Couples. ... Queenie Is interested in: Cyber Sex
1 on 1 Sexual Relationship MFF Threesome Group Sex Other Alternative Lifestyle. etc etc. - :none:
Queenie is the best. <333 - Aaaaw.
Queenie Is Right - HAH!

And at last... ;)
Queenie is ready to be treated like the royalty she is.

Rachel
28-12-2004, 06:38
http://www.googlism.com/when_is/r/rachel/ - "rachel is a lesbian sex goddess"

LMAO!!! :D

They are soooooooooo right :p

There's only one that offended me - "rachel is a christian" LMAO No thanks! :bebebe:

teeny
28-12-2004, 12:00
Now let's see a few things about me then:

TINA is intended to be applied to all parts of telecommunications and information systems: for example, terminals (personal computers, etc.), transport servers
Think it's because I'm so informative, and chatty at times
The TINA is Dead, long Live the TINA
Ok.. I'm a little confused.. but good to be back again
4/12/01 - Tina is one of five remaining contestants. ... 4/26/01 - Tina is now one of three remaining contestants.
I wonder if I won or not :spy:
Tina Is Laura Linney's Love Slave
YAY - not bad at all.. could be I actually did win the contest above
TINA is a research tool and is not intended as a commercial application.
That's right.. want something then ask me and I shall provide
Tina is easy going girl and anal loving slut. ... TINA IS EASY GOING AND TAKES MUCH ABUSE INCLUDING FAT COCK IN THE ASS. Tina was picked up from random strip mall.
HEY :spy: that one should be censured or something :none:
Tina is resuming her place on the world stage
No wonder with the one above :none:
By way of background, Tina is twelve years old. ... She loves to read, and she is an
excellent writer with a vivid imagination. Socially, Tina is somewhat awkward.
It doesn't sound like me though

noki_the_cat
30-12-2004, 18:23
From the expression on Satchel Pooch's face :kawai: , Satchel had way too much.... :eek:

EASY GOING AND TAKES MUCH ABUSE INCLUDING FAT COCK IN THE ASS.
HEY :spy: that one should be censured or something :none:
Teeeheee :D

teeny
30-12-2004, 19:06
Teeeheeeoh you laugh of my misery do you? :heh:
Now lets see:
The one-pound pooch, nicknamed Noki, is only eight inches long. ... tall. Noki is small enough to fit comfortably in a baseball cap!

Noki is an indoor cat that will be a year old in July, and has been neutered. ... So, as long as Noki is back to normal I wouldn't worry about this odd behavior.

YOU CAME HERE ON YOUR OWN FREE WILL! HAHAHAHAHA....NOKI IS THE RULER OF THE WORLD! HA HA HA...I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT ! THIS IS MY PAGE MAN!

hehe