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ypsidan04
22-12-2004, 20:12
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code
3 in Housewares' and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers
you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the

Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why

can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick

your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST :

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then
yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here !"

luxxi
22-12-2004, 20:15
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"


My favourite. :yes: :lol:

:newyear:

redmartini
01-01-2005, 04:21
10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
lmao!

OkashiNaYume
05-01-2005, 23:45
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST :

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then
yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here !"

Actually, one of the many beautiful conversations I recall having back in my art class sophomore year was with the student aide, who was in a program at our school in which you could have a job, earn money, work experience, and high school credits for it. She worked at Target. She said there were times when people would come up to her to inform her that someone had really emptied their bowels in those rooms, and she once even came upon a used tampoon wrapped up in toilet paper. The joys of working at Target, no? ;)

spyretto
07-01-2005, 19:03
You have supermarket departments in the States that sell guns? I'd feel insulted if I saw one and would have to leave the country out of disgust.

QueenBee
07-01-2005, 19:18
You have supermarket departments in the States that sell guns? I'd feel insulted if I saw one and would have to leave the country out of disgust.
Yes, they sell guns at wal-mart. I read about a woman who sued wal-mart because her daughter had bought a gun from there, which she later used to commit suicide with. The lady was furious as her daughter had a mental disorder and she thinks Wal-Mart should check the person's medical records (?) before selling guns to them.

Which means, they may be selling guns to psychopaths. :bum:

kishkash
08-01-2005, 04:24
13. Hide in a clothing rack . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
first off...EW if ur the person buying wal mart clothsies....second of all LMAO...that would be a trip...especially if the dead head was fucked out of his/her trees at the time...the person would go running a mile and call the employees over saying the clothes were talking to him/her

Khartoun2004
12-01-2005, 18:54
Wal-mart isn't a supermarket though. It's a onestop shopping center where you can find just about anything you need.

Kmart also sells guns in they're stores, along with a lot of sporting goods stores. It's a common place thing in the States. Although I don't agree with it not much will change until Dick and Bush are out of the White House.