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freddie
22-12-2004, 15:15
Mwahahahahahahahahahaah (http://www.truechristian.com) :D

Read all the sections. They are hillarious. For instance you'll find out that you can't be a proper christian without a battlegear and a sword, masturbation can cause major health problems as well and of course the must see fighting satan page (http://www.truechristian.com/fightingsatanx.html) :D. Warning though!! That particluar part of the site manages to be homophobic, racist, anti-semitic, anti-muslim, anti-atheist and anti-christian (!) all at the same time. Are there to limits to human stupidity, one wonders?!

My "favourite" excepts (any of you can paste your favourite jewels of that site here):


2.) Myth: Atheists are very socially conscious and strive for humans to live in peace.

Reality: Atheists are all anarchist who hate everything and everyone. All atheists are out to forcibly remove God from the world and take Him out of the History of His Earth.



4.) Myth: Atheists are people to.

Reality: THEY ARE EVIL DEMONS! WRATHFUL AND HATEFUL NIGGER LOVERS!



Where is God?!!? This country was founded on CHRISTIAN values and they let a filthy communist write the thing without involving the most important American of all, God! Not only is America Under God, but God himself is a citizen of the United States. We know this since we are Under Him. Jesus to was also an American.Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!



Muslim is a religion that is based on trying to destroy Christianity. Muslims live in sand dunes and caves. They even have their own retarded "Holy Book" called the Coran. They, like all other demons, appear to be human, just with poop skin.
Muslims smell very bad considering their skin is made of poop, and they also like to put red dots on their foreheads to show their affiliation with Satan. They are really just Satan's "Poo Warriors" since their skin is made from poop.
Muslims worship many idols, like a big giant black stone and five pillars (they worships rocks). Here they use their demonic powers to speak to Satan, or Allah as they call him. The leader of the Poo Warriors was a demon by the name of Muhammad, who took the angry Jesus-hating Jews out and shared to poo and spread it all over their bodies.



I'm sick and tired of atheists trying to train our women into being lesbian witches! Women are to (according to God's Word -- the Bible) submit to men at all causes. Men are superior and women were created to please men. They are our servants as we are servants of God. Any woman who says differently is a liar. You are to never take an order from a woman


The picture speaks for itself. It is Our Christian duty to find all fags, and kill them like the Bible tells us to do so


Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime.

Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.


Dinosaurs
It's funny that those idiots from the science community think they just discovered that dinosaurs in the early-19th century. Now seriously, how stupid can people be?! How can you discover something that has existed since Adam and Eve? And these nimrods say that all dinosaurs died out like 65 trillion years ago? I'm a Christian, and even I know that number is insane, but leave it to science to brainwash the masses using "data" and "carbon dating". You can't tell how old a rock is without reading the Bible. We know from the Bible that the world is about 6,000 years old.

haku
22-12-2004, 15:33
Thanks freddie :D In this period of christian propaganda, i think it's important to remind people what christianity is all about.

Kate
22-12-2004, 16:12
God himself is a citizen of the United States Really? I didn't know that. Does he have a U.S. passport? :laugh:

The person who wrote all that crap is a disaster waiting to happen. He sounds like a religious lunatic who raped his own mother in an episode of CSI. :rolleyes: Moron.

Mossopp
22-12-2004, 16:43
An unbiased view of Michael Moore (http://www.truechristian.com/f911.html). Great movie review. The guy who wrote this could get a job with 'Total Film' or 'Empire'. :rolleyes:

I've never actually heard of 'The Wiggles' (http://www.truechristian.com/thewiggles.html). However, if they can piss Christians off this badly I'm lovin' them already! Everyone knows that all children's TV shows are gay - deal with it! :laugh:

I think this website is a joke - albeit one in incredibly poor taste. No one, and I mean no one, could possibly be as narrow-minded and downright fucking stupid as to genuinely believe all this crap. Surely?

freddie
22-12-2004, 16:49
I think this website is a joke - albeit one in incredibly poor taste. No one, and I mean no one, could possibly be as narrow-minded and downright fucking stupid as to genuinely believe all this crap. Surely?

To be honest... I seriously hope it's a joke and this reverand Jim and his holly family don't exist in real life. The sheer possibility scares me. :p

haku
22-12-2004, 17:00
No one, and I mean no one, could possibly be as narrow-minded and downright fucking stupid as to genuinely believe all this crap.Never underestimate people's stupidity and extremism, this site *might* be a joke, but there *are* people thinking what is written there, and there *are* priests preaching that kind of "teaching".

Some years ago in the US, a gay kid was tied to a tree and stoned to death by schoolmates... I think that shows that kind of people do exist.


Another great quote
Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. [...] A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough).

coolasfcuk
22-12-2004, 17:29
I second most of what that site says :coctail:

viva PURE society!

p.s. Gosh, I am so mad that someone hadnt removed my clit at birth! :rolleyes: .. now I have to live ith THIS horribe thing!

Mossopp
22-12-2004, 17:39
It's one of the many burdens that us women just have to learn to live with. :none:

coolasfcuk
22-12-2004, 17:46
It's one of the many burdens that us women just have to learn to live with.
:eek: I was being sarcastic ;)
Why would you call it a 'burden'? :eek: Im sorry you would prefer to have a penis ...

freddie
22-12-2004, 17:47
Boys Beware!!

DSL Stream (http://www.archive.org/stream/boys_beware/boys_beware_256kb.mp4)

Modem stream (http://www.archive.org/stream/boys_beware/boys_beware_64kb.mp4)

*looks around suspiciouslly*

luxxi
22-12-2004, 18:20
This has got to be a joke. But if you want to see some scary stuff that's 4 real try www.chick.com. :eek:

:newyear:

haku
22-12-2004, 18:47
www.chick.comLOL

http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/errors.asp

^ I like the fact that they discredit the Coran because it contains "scientific errors" LMAO, like the Bible doesn't contain any :rolleyes:

luxxi
22-12-2004, 19:03
LOL

http://www.chick.com/information/religions/islam/errors.asp

^ I like the fact that they discredit the Coran because it contains "scientific errors" LMAO, like the Bible doesn't contain any :rolleyes:

The saddest part is that when you actually look up stuff he quotes or refences you see it's been deliberatly misquoted, parts ommited, changed and such.

e.g. the part of Quran that it's quoted is actually


[18.85] So he followed a course.
[18.86] Until when he reached the place where the sun set, he found it going down into a black sea, and found by it a people. We said: O Zulqarnain! either give them a chastisement or do them a benefit.

http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=DIV0&byte=448502

And there are numerous other examples. Go figure.... :rolleyes:

:newyear:

Mossopp
22-12-2004, 21:10
:eek: I was being sarcastic ;)
Why would you call it a 'burden'? :eek: Im sorry you would prefer to have a penis ...
Oh for fucks sake! :rolleyes:
I was being sarcastic too. Of course I wouldn't "prefer to have a penis"! :bebebe:
My humour is just lost on you.

freddie
22-12-2004, 21:11
At this point I'm fairly certain the True Christian page is just a splendid parody. But what a parody!! LMAO!! It's the first one that manages to insult all races, all religions, all minorities with exagerated christian rhetoric. On the first glance it's disgusting and disturbing. But it was all done on purpose. I think there is some Eminem-like intent behind this whole website. Bri-lli-ant. :D

The chick page is probably real. And stupid. :p

Mossopp
22-12-2004, 21:14
First you say it's brilliant, then you say it's "Eminem-like". Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :rolleyes:
But I do agree with you that it has to be a parody. It's too ridiculous not to be.
It's a general practice amongst Christians to make hateful claims but they usually soften the blow with "....but repent and Christ will forgive you!" There's nothing of that sort on this site - they're just hateful full stop.

freddie
22-12-2004, 21:38
Exactly. It exposes the christianity foe what in REALLY is underneath the milder version rhetoric. A hateful, vengeful, elitist religion that has next to nothing to do with the REAL teachings of Jesus, or the prophets. It's become horribly disfigured over the centuries.

And I actually think the Eminem comparison is quite a valid one. This "Pastor" mocks the Christians who take the Bible to literaly the same way Eminem does homophobes.

I liked this quote from all hate-mail he answered:

"i find it very hard to believe that a "christian" group can have such a closed mind."

Then you really don't know what Christianity is all about, do you?

Mossopp
22-12-2004, 21:45
And I actually think the Eminem comparison is quite a valid one. This "Pastor" mocks the Christians who take the Bible to literaly the same way Eminem does homophobes.
That brings us back to the old 'Is Eminem joking or is he really a narrow-minded right-wing f#ck-wit?' debate. You know which side of the fence I'm on in that argument.

haku
22-12-2004, 21:57
This "Pastor" mocks the Christians who take the Bible to literaly the same way Eminem does homophobes.I'm not at all convinced that this kind of "humor" achieves anything (and i'm even less convinced that Eminem is actually joking).

What does a site like that *really* achieves? Nothing.

The only people who get the joke are people who were open minded in the first place, and close minded people are only reinforced in their beliefs.

It's a common mistake for liberals to think that by mocking extremist views you can make extremist people think, but that doesn't work.

This site does achieve to hurt people's feelings, but change people's mind or even make them think? Not at all.

cirrus
22-12-2004, 22:01
masturbation is a gateway sin! aaaaaaaahahahahaha! :D

it just opens the doors to trouble.

QueenBee
22-12-2004, 22:08
Well I do hope this site is a parody.. and if it is.. then, man that's fun to laugh at. :D I agree that it doesn't change anyone's view, but it sure is entertaining to some people.

The cartoon of the atheist is just too funny.

Just wanted to congratulate you on truechristian.com, it's a brilliant
parody. I particularly liked the bit about Photoshop-using demons.

Kudos to you sir.

Thanks!

=)

freddie
22-12-2004, 22:15
Haku, he kind of answers your question in one reply to a hate-mail:

"What the hell do you think you are going to
accomplish you freak!?!?!?!"

To help people see their own hypocrisy through exposing their anger. I am a mirror, a mirror of you. That is my purpose.

arbalet42
22-12-2004, 22:26
That is my purpose.

Just like in "The Matrix: Reloaded". By the way, did the site say anything about Neo being christian? :laugh:

thegurgi
22-12-2004, 22:39
I read that site for a while, and the more and more of it i read i just... well, at first it was funny, but then i just started to get sick of it. Even if it is a joke it just exposes the fact that there really people out there who think that way. I mean, i usually have a sense of humour about these things, but there was something about that site that made me want to lash out on the people i know who do think this way (even if they suppress it, but deep down i know they feel similarily to some degree).

That website was like reading my Grandfathers diary, cause he's said so many things that were exactly like what i read in there...

QueenBee
22-12-2004, 22:51
Yeah, that site really made me wanna get violent.. and I'm never violent! :znaika: So it kind of opens your eyes, 'cause there ARE people out there who think like that.

Sad, and disturbing. :p

freddie
22-12-2004, 22:52
That website was like reading my Grandfathers diary, cause he's said so many things that were exactly like what i read in there...

Mmmm, yes. It's also like hearing my father speak. Especially on the racial issue. I think many people will find someone in their life they can relate all that shit with.

... this is brilliant though. As we all well know Chrismas IS a holliday created by the pagans and the christmas tree is a satanic object of worship. Over 90% of godless Japan celebrate Christmas, which should be a proof enough Christmas is a pagan holliday.. so check this out...



LMAO (http://www.truechristian.com/img/santajap.jpg)

I just can't help it. I like it more and more. I was always the one to mock organized religions and it doesn't get any better then this site. The best are all those angry letters from REAL christans who get all insulted and don't get the joke. Makes you wonder about that IQ thing and atheism. :none:

QueenBee
23-12-2004, 01:56
I don't know if I should laugh or cry:
After disciplining my son (he gets out of the hospital next Tuesday) I sat down to see what was going on his computer

spyretto
30-12-2004, 00:57
Where is the pure, white christian community? The whole world is infested with atheists, niggers, muslims, masturbators and then there's Michael Moore. I feel like ending my life now. :coctail:

yeah it looks like a parody site to me. Or our world is really in that much of a mess? Even as a parody is going a long way into insulting Christians thought. Way too cynical, even for me ;)
On the kids section, the maze includes an erected penis - as one of Satan's tricks. No comment about that :lol:

Unplugged
30-12-2004, 14:00
:lol: OMG, this is one of the most hilarious sites I've ever seen in my life!

freddie
31-12-2004, 02:57
I sent an E-mail to that Pastor Jim guy, who runs the site and congratulated him on his harsh comedic sense and a good social satire, comparing him to Eminem. And he actually thanked me and put my E-mail with t he resonse (along others) on to his site. And he added me as an MSN buddy. :p

QueenBee
31-12-2004, 03:35
freddie, DEMON! :D

Khartoun2004
04-01-2005, 16:08
Ok I'd like to quite these lunatics

The picture speaks for itself. It is Our Christian duty to find all fags, and kill them like the Bible tells us to do so:

Leviticus 20
13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon

All I want to know is where the fuck do they come up with this crap? I'm mean seriously they talk about how censorship is "Un-american", yet they have no problem censoring people like Michael Moore... They are total hypocrits. And here's my question to them, When the hell did fundamentalist domestic terrorist (yes I called them terrorists) take over my country which is founded on freedom of religion and seperation of church and state?

Unplugged
04-01-2005, 23:22
Laura, the site is a parody. ;)

Nonetheless, it could be very true, these days. It's scary, I know :grustno:

Taito_Magatsu
06-01-2005, 02:03
The site really looks like it was made by someone who was sure of what was doing. And knowing christian fundamentalism as i know, it is very possible.

Even being a joke, it will get to the eyes of someone who believes on that, and reinforcing its ideas. There will always have someone to listen.

Among other stupidities, my favorite one:

-----------------------------------

True Christians - True Warriors of Our Lord

Here is a list of various True Christians who are revolutionizing the Word of God.

Pastor Rick Warren

Pastor Thomas Robb

Pastor Fred Phelps - I know this guy because of satan agent Michael Moore :D. He likes to bug gay people funerals saying to the family of the dead guy that he will go to hell because he was a homosexual. Then Michael Moore went bug him, and you may know what happens next :D.

Pastor Pat Robertson

Pastor Jerry Falwell

Pastor Kent Hovind

Pastor Jack Chick

Pastor Ray Luff

Adolf Hitler - ...

President George W. Bush - No comments either...

Thompson Brothers

Emperor Karl Rove

Khartoun2004
10-01-2005, 21:36
Laura, the site is a parody. ;)

Nonetheless, it could be very true, these days. It's scary, I know :grustno:

haha Oh ok. I missed that... but still there are people that think that way and I've encountered them personally at a rally for gay marriage at the Mass. state house in Bsoton and they're relentless, cruel and evil.

Unplugged
10-01-2005, 22:19
I've encountered them personally at a rally for gay marriage at the Mass. state house in Bsoton and they're relentless, cruel and evil.
I know, it's so sad :(

forre
11-02-2005, 14:56
Here in Sweden, we have a quite interesting case between Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas and the Swedish Royal House. This christians in Topeka think that:

1. Sweden: a land of sodomy, bestiality & incest

2. The same Bible passage (Lev. 18) that condemns homosexuality also condemns bestiality & incest. The popinjay King of Sweden - a moral titmouse in the plumage of a peacock, who lives lavishly with his lazy, horny kids on Sweden's largest social security check - is King of Fags, King of Zoophiles, King of Pedophiles, and King of Incestuous Perverts.

3. The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay!

4. To God's Elect: Leave Sweden NOW!!!

5. Unconfirmed numbers of Swedes are dead as a result of the tsunamis which ravaged Thailand and the other lush resorts of that region, and thousands more are unaccounted for, either still rotting in the tropical conditions or buried, as they deserve, as asses in mass graves (see Jeremiah 22:19). Scarcely a family in Sweden has been untouched by the devastation. Bible preachers say, THANK GOD for it all!

5a. Thank God for the tsunamis - & we hope for 20,000 dead Swedes!!!

5b. Thank God for Tsunami. Thank God for 3,000 dead Americans!

6. All nations must immediately outlaw sodomy (homosexuality) & impose the death penalty!

And that should come from the true christians! Speak about the society of oppressed, close minded and intolerant people.

Source: http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/index.html

Khartoun2004
15-02-2005, 00:16
Here in Sweden, we have a quite interesting case between Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas and the Swedish Royal House.


That fcuking bastard Fred Phelps... He's the owner of the site god hates all fags (http://www.godhatesfags.com) and the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church. Phelps and the members of his church hop onto buses and travel all over the US spewing their hate. They once even went to New Hampshire to protest these two girls winning the Cutest Couple superlative. They literally spend at least $1 million every year.

Comapanies like Wal-Mart and Dominos Pizza help fund Phelps' little hate trip. The really sad part is he even has 8-10 year olds doing it too.

Mossopp
15-02-2005, 00:36
Are you sure that's not another 'parody' site?
It seems far too absurd and - pardon my French - downright fucking stupid to be for real..... :ithink:
Granted though, I only skimmed the first couple of pages. I'm not in the mood to entertain that level of ignorance right at this moment.

Khartoun2004
15-02-2005, 00:45
Are you sure that's not another 'parody' site?


Yes mossopp I'm sure. They plaster it all over their posters at their little fucking rallies. Did you see the counter for how long Matt Shepard's been in hell? It's totally sick. It pisses me off so much. I wish I could go on a tv show and just debate the bastards 'cause I'd totally win.

Mossopp
15-02-2005, 00:58
Yeah, I saw the counter. It seemed so fucking retarded that I thought it had to be a joke.
Erm...... who is Matt Shepard?

Khartoun2004
15-02-2005, 01:09
Matt Shepard was a gay college student that was beaten to death and left in the middle of a field tied to a post. He was murdered just because he was gay.

What makes the ticker even sicker... is that Phelps went to both of the murders' trials and praised them for doing God's work.

Phelps also wants to erect a momunent to the day he died to honor his entrance into Hell.

Mossopp
15-02-2005, 01:12
Matt Shepard was a gay college student that was beaten to death and left in the middle of a field tied to a post. He was murdered just because he was gay.
Wait a minute.
There was a movie about something like that - based on a true story. Joshua Jackson was in it. Am I thinking of the same incident?

Khartoun2004
15-02-2005, 01:22
If it's called the laramie project than yes. Laramie was the name of the town.

Mossopp
15-02-2005, 01:24
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of!
I have seen it. I saw it on Sky Movies about 6 months ago.
I knew the name 'Matt Shepard' rang a bell!
That was really tragic. :(

Shakrin
15-02-2005, 09:55
*clap clap clap*

*cheer*

redmartini
20-02-2005, 22:08
Is is a joke? At first I thought it was, but now I'm not so sure....

Thats scary. :coctail: