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luxxi
07-12-2004, 13:16
OK, so you make a wish and next posters says, "you get your wish, but..."

E.g. I say "I wish for a car" and next poster says "You get your wish but car is full of rabbid cats who jump at you and gouge out your eyes" and than makes their own wish.

Anybody wants to play?

I wish I lived in a big house.

:newyear:

marina
07-12-2004, 13:45
You get your wish but house is in dark deep forest...

I just wish to be tottally unreasonable ..:)

luxxi
07-12-2004, 14:42
You get your wish but nobody will like you.


I wish I had a lot of money

:newyear:

Mossopp
07-12-2004, 16:14
You get your wish but you turn into Scrooge McDuck and have to live in a 'money bin' on a hill high above Duckburg!

I wish Eliza Dushku was madly in love with me.

Kate
07-12-2004, 16:22
You get your wish but unfortunately Eliza Dushku will gain 100kg!!

I wish I could find an interesting book to read...

belissa
07-12-2004, 16:43
You get your wish but you'll have nightmares after reading it!

I wish I went to Finland on my winter vacation...

coolasfcuk
07-12-2004, 17:34
Go ahead .. but the TROLLS wil eat you ... and even Mumintroll wont be able to save you! :gigi:

I want to get accepted at my first choice University!

luxxi
07-12-2004, 18:11
You will get your wish but university will close after you join.

I wish I could speak swahili

:newyear:

belissa
07-12-2004, 18:40
You will get your wish but university will close after you join
:D :)

luxxi, you get your wish but then you forget ALL the words of your native language! ;)

nath
07-12-2004, 20:18
belissa, I wished you've made a wish....
...but you didn't .... ;)

luxxi
07-12-2004, 20:21
You get our wish but she woun't edit her post.

I wish christmas season would be over.

:newyear:

belissa
07-12-2004, 21:00
You get your wish but then there'll be no Christmas at all, don't do it!

I wish I could not to forget about my wish anymore!

luxxi
07-12-2004, 21:07
You get your wish but you will remember nothing else.

I wish it wouldn't be so cold.

:newyear:

Rachel
07-12-2004, 21:41
You get your wish but for then it to be unbearably hot :p

I wish humans orgasmed as long as pigs (30 minutes!!! :eek: )

nath
07-12-2004, 21:52
:eek: You get your wish :humans orgasmed as long as pigs (30 minutes!!! ) but nobody could sleep anymore cause it's too noisy!...

I wish I could find the "source" where it's said pigs orgasm 30 minutes!..
...are you sure orgasm is the good verb?[/

Rachel
07-12-2004, 22:06
...are you sure orgasm is the good verb?
Maybe I should have said "I wish humans came as long as pigs" - that sounds correct *crap at English* LOL

luxxi
07-12-2004, 23:27
You get your wish but you'll wish you hadn't.

I wish I could make a wish.

:newyear:

Mossopp
07-12-2004, 23:36
You get your wish but the only wish you can make is for a dead fish to fall on your head from a great height and give you severe concussion.

I wish that Metallica would play a massive live show in my garden!

Rachel
07-12-2004, 23:40
I wish for you to get your wish but the neighbours complain to the police and the show is stopped half way through :p

I wish money growed on trees :lalala:

luxxi
08-12-2004, 09:26
You get your wish but it will be monopoly money

I wish I would be famous

:newyear:

Mossopp
08-12-2004, 10:11
You get your wish but you're only famous because of an unfortunate incident involving a badger, a lump of cheese, a length of garden hose and several hundred tv cameras!

I wish I was a special guest star on 'The Simpsons'.

belissa
08-12-2004, 14:44
You get your wish but than "The Simpsons" will enf for forever!

I wish I had some special magic power!

Mossopp
08-12-2004, 14:54
You get your wish but your "magic power" is the ability to transform into a squid every time you sneeze.

I wish I had the ability to make any woman in the world fall in love with me.

forre
08-12-2004, 16:47
You get your wish but the ladies are followed by their jealous husbands including Russian mob, Italian Cosa Nostra, wild vikings,Texas cowboys, african worriors and asian samurais PLUS all their children and pets.

I wish I could heal people.

Mossopp
08-12-2004, 17:20
You get your wish but you inadvertantly heal George W. Bush's otherwise incurable stupidity thus turning him into an evil ubergenius and causing the end of life as we know it!

I wish hangovers didn't exist.

Unplugged
08-12-2004, 18:15
You get your wish, but suddenly there are no more alcoholic drinks in the world and you can't be drunk and therefore have to face reality with no escape :D

I wish I could be rich.

Mossopp
08-12-2004, 22:05
You get your wish but Mossopp steals all your money to start her own brewery! :p

I wish I could skate.

madeldoe
08-12-2004, 22:31
you get your wish but youd have to wear a short skirt and tights only.


i wish george bush was a homo.

freddie
08-12-2004, 22:58
You get your wish but... you lose a chance to ever date him

I wish I could have lesbian sex

luxxi
08-12-2004, 23:34
You get your wish but it will be 2 lesbian squirells.

Q
I wish radios will stop playing "My Boo"

:newyear:

madeldoe
08-12-2004, 23:43
you get your wish but now they will only play the "My Boo Remix", which sounds exactly the same but with Lil John Rapping in the beginning :D



I wish I could enter the world series of poker tournament 05'.

luxxi
08-12-2004, 23:58
You get your wish but it will be strip poker.

I wish Hollywood would stop producing such crappy movies.

:newyear:

Mossopp
10-12-2004, 12:33
You get your wish but this means that only 3 (or 4 if you're lucky) new movies are made each year. Meanwhile you're subjected to endless re-runs of 'Gigli' and 'Glitter' on cable TV for the rest of your life. Mwah-ha-ha!

I wish the dark clouds would go away.

Unplugged
10-12-2004, 12:37
You get your wish and every day will be sunny for the rest of your while. BUT the ozone hole will become three times as big and people will have to wear special body suits to protect them from radiation :p

I wish I could find a decent movie to rent.

marina
10-12-2004, 12:49
You get your wish but shortly after you start to enjoy this there will be a power cut in you area for 24 hours !

I wish I could *tatysite Nomination 2004 * thread get done ...

luxxi
10-12-2004, 13:14
You get your wish but tatysite.net will crash for 3 months.

I wish it wouldn't be so cold.

:newyear:

Mossopp
10-12-2004, 13:46
You get your wish but this results in a massive global heatwave which turns the entire planet into a 'Mad Max'-style post-apocalyptic desert world.

I wish Saturday nights weren't so painful and socially awkward.

luxxi
10-12-2004, 15:16
You get your wish but then Sundays are work days.

I wish radios would stop playig such crap.

:newyear:

Mossopp
10-12-2004, 15:19
You get your wish but then MTV takes over the entire world-media and forces everyone on the planet to watch shitty pop videos and hip-hop remixes 24 hours a day untill we all collectively go insane.

I wish I had 'Tru Calling' on DVD.

luxxi
10-12-2004, 15:24
You get your wish but DVD will be for wrong region.

I wish "singers" would stop singing to playback.

:newyear:

Mossopp
10-12-2004, 20:48
You get your wish but then you have to endure their real voices screeching on the radio/TV every day which will make every dog in the world start to howl simultaneously untill buildings crumble and cars collide in the streets!!

I wish my Metallica CD wasn't covered in scratches. :(

luxxi
10-12-2004, 21:35
You get your wish but you will be beaten by Megadeth fan

I wish Gwen stefani would start making some good music.

:newyear:

Mossopp
13-12-2004, 17:15
You get your wish but then Gwen becomes the most famous woman on earth and is voted our unquestioned leader in a massive global election. She then sentences you to death because you dissed her on the internet.

I wish I had gone to Donington this year.

luxxi
13-12-2004, 18:36
You get your wish but it will be full of drunk Donintonners.

Q
I wish I could sent people into salt mines just bcause I wanted to.

:newyear:

Mossopp
14-12-2004, 12:25
You get your wish but after slaving away down there for over 10 years they decide they've had enough and go on strike, meaning that you have to live the rest of your life knowing that it's your fault that people can no longer get salt & vinegar crisps. You monster.

I wish someone would make a movie called 'Buffy In Bikinis' which consisted of nothing other than Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Alyson Hannigan and Charisma Carpenter running around in swimwear for 90 minutes. :D

zebu
14-12-2004, 12:35
u get ur wish but theyll make one when all those actrices will be 75 years old ;)

i wish i was an angel

luxxi
14-12-2004, 13:55
You get your wish but you'll not know how to fly.

Q
I wish my life would be like porn movie.

:newyear:

Mossopp
14-12-2004, 13:59
You get your wish but you have to get it on with Ron Jeremy and that fat bastard from 'Colin's Sleazy Friends'. And you don't get paid for your trouble!

I wish I could get this shit Gwen Stefani song out of my head!!!

luxxi
14-12-2004, 14:30
You get your wish but only way is to constantly listen to her next single.....

Q
I wish peopel would worship me :D

:newyear:

EeZeReal
17-12-2004, 02:00
You get your wish but you create a cult, who then seek out to prove your superiority by sacrificing you.

I wish I could breakdance :gigi:

luxxi
17-12-2004, 10:14
You get your wish but you will break it really bad

Q
I wish EeZeReal couldn't breakdance :laugh:

:newyear:

Mossopp
17-12-2004, 21:11
You get your wish but then he becomes a world famous ballet dancer and brings out his own clothing line which consists of nothing other than garishly coloured leg-warmers which you are forced to wear at all times. (Can you imagine Philbert doing ballet?! :laugh: )

I wish they hadn't moved the Simple Plan gig to the goddam QMU! :mad:

EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 16:11
Can you imagine Philbert doing ballet?!

Oh lordy.....how about you...don't, imagine that! :p

You get your wish, for now....but QMU becomes the most famous venue and everyband wants to play there or no-where at all.

I wish I had a 2MB net connection :rolleyes:

luxxi
18-12-2004, 17:03
You get your wish but you'll only be able to use 56k modem. :D

Q
I wish this whole bloody holiday season would be over already. :rolleyes:

:newyear:

EeZeReal
18-12-2004, 17:11
You get your wish, but then you fall into a coma until next November :rolleyes:

I wish I had the gift of the gab :gigi:

luxxi
18-12-2004, 17:14
You get your wish but get beaten by gang of gab haters.

I wish I knew what gab was....

:newyear:

Mossopp
18-12-2004, 17:17
I wish I knew what gab was....
To "gab" means to talk. Having the "Gift of the gab" means you're good at talking to people and getting what you want as a result. It's usually applied to guys who get on well with the laydeez. ;)

EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 16:57
You get your wish, but you'll forget it because Lorna will delete her post (which she won't do anyway) but heyyyyy :p :rolleyes:

I wish I had the ability to become invisible

luxxi
19-12-2004, 17:05
You get your wish but get run over by a car whose driver can't see you. :p

I wish I could read people's minds.

:newyear:

Mossopp
19-12-2004, 17:14
You get your wish but then you read my mind and become so disturbed and emotionally damaged as a result that you end up living in a padded room, strapped into a straightjacket and chewing the buttons on the wall for the rest of your days!

I wish Sugarcult would play in Glasgow again real soon.

luxxi
19-12-2004, 17:18
You get your wish but you woun't be allowed to go. :no:

Q
I wish I'd get Anastacia tix already.

:newyear:

Little Squirrel
19-12-2004, 17:38
you get your wish but she'll get herpes

i wish i met lindsay lohan

luxxi
19-12-2004, 17:52
You get your wish but she will kick your ass.

I wish radios would stop playing "Do they Know it's Christmas" :nunu:

:newyear:

Sean Jon
19-12-2004, 20:25
you get your wish but the radio will eat u

i wish i was in a movie

luxxi
19-12-2004, 20:56
You get your wish but it will be a slasher and you will be first victim.

I wish I could fly

:newyear:

EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 21:04
You get your wish, but all you can do from now on is fly, no walking or sitting down again ;)

I wish I could stop time

Mossopp
19-12-2004, 21:11
You get your wish but you stop it at the exact moment that a big fat ugly man tries to have his way with you. Then you discover that you cannot re-start time again so you have to spend eternity frozen in time with a big fat ugly dude's hand on your ass! :p

I wish that Axl Rose would finally release 'Chinese Democracy'.

EeZeReal
19-12-2004, 22:08
You get your wish, but you lose your hearing through some freak accident involving a gun and a rose :rolleyes:

I wish there were a third tap for beer with every sink

Sean Jon
20-12-2004, 04:06
you get your wish but something terrible will happen

i wish i was lena's hubby

luxxi
20-12-2004, 09:32
you get your wish but she will divorce you 5 minutes after getting married.

I wish I could get enough sleep.

:newyear:

nath
20-12-2004, 13:04
You get your wish but you are waked up by "The Charming Prince" kissing you on the mouth..
I wish to see even more White Snow around...

EeZeReal
20-12-2004, 16:05
You get your wish, but it becomes ice rather quickly and becomes a hazard to walk on.

I wish I were in McDonalds right now :D

luxxi
20-12-2004, 17:38
You get your wish but you will get locked in when they close.

I wish it would be 19.2. already.

:newyear:

Sean Jon
21-12-2004, 01:26
you get your wish but u will get arrested then

i wish i nothing bad could ever happen to me

luxxi
21-12-2004, 07:15
You get your wish but they rewrite what is "bad"

Q
I wish I wouldn't have to get up so early.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
23-12-2004, 02:36
you get your wish but, you're late for work and they fire your lazy ass...

I wish I could f*ck Angelina Jolie

EeZeReal
23-12-2004, 03:11
You get your wish, but then you wake up and can't remember the dream at all

I wish I wasn't me :rolleyes:

luxxi
23-12-2004, 08:58
You get your wish but you are guy who was raped by wild boars

I wish I could see how EeZeReal gets raped by wild boars. :D

:newyear:

EeZeReal
23-12-2004, 14:50
You get your wish, but it was all an act LOOOOOOOL and they really want to have some fun with you, Mr. luxxi ;)

I wish people wouldn't take sooo damn long with some things!!

luxxi
23-12-2004, 14:53
You get your wish but now they take even longer

Q
I wish that people who throw firecrackers would have couple of them explode in their hands.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
23-12-2004, 22:21
you get your wish, but your one of the ones now missing a couple limbs

I wish I didn't have to take my sociology final tonight

luxxi
23-12-2004, 22:37
You get your wish but you have to take advanced nuclear physics test

I wish I wouldn't have to go to dentist

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
23-12-2004, 23:04
You get your wish, but all your teeth rot out and you never get laid again.

I wish I could get totally f*cked up tonight and not take my stupid test in an hour

luxxi
24-12-2004, 00:26
You get your wish but then EeZeReal will get raped by wild boars.

I wish I could take a gun and just shoot some people.

:newyear:

EeZeReal
24-12-2004, 03:04
You get your wish, but then I steal the gun and terrorize you for saying I'm getting raped by wild boars

I wish I had a music studio in my house :rolleyes:

QueenBee
24-12-2004, 03:14
You get your music studio in your house, but you are forced to record a song with ME. I'm sorry. :(

I wish I lived in a nicer apartment (!!!).

dare2dream28
24-12-2004, 08:23
You'll get your wish, but you'll live underneath a group of riverdancers!

I wish that my dog was still alive. :(

spyretto
24-12-2004, 08:53
Your wish is granted but he's run over by a car the next day...sorry :dead:

I wish I become rich from betting on fixed games ( that's not a wish, it's an eventuality but whateva :p )

luxxi
24-12-2004, 10:05
You get your wish but you go to jail for it.

I wish there would be sure, fast cure for hangover.

:newyear:

spyretto
24-12-2004, 10:49
Why would I go to jail for it, it's not me who's fixing them! :D

jee, a cure for hangover

Your wish is granted, but then you go and have some more sweet wine and mix 17 different drinks and you forget what it was in the first place.

I wish I were a US soldier fighting in Iraq, surviving it and becoming a war hero, getting the medal of honor by President Stoopid himself.

luxxi
24-12-2004, 13:10
You get your wish but get reasigned to Iraq where you get blown up by a IED.

I wish bush would get raped by wild boars.

:newyear:

Sean Jon
24-12-2004, 19:44
You get ur wish but the wolves will get pregnant with another George Bush

I wish Christmas was here already

luxxi
24-12-2004, 20:06
You get your wish but than you are bombarded by christmas songs from all sides.

I wish I wouldn't be so bored

:newyear:

spyretto
24-12-2004, 20:48
You're granted your wish but you'd wish you didn't get it.

WWIII is knocking at your door, Osama Bin Laden dressed as Santa Claus has planted a bomb in every major city in the world.

I wish I could fly, I wish I could touch the sky ;)

luxxi
24-12-2004, 20:59
You get your wish but you get shot down by trigger happy Yanks.

I wish there woul something interesting to watch o TV.

:newyear:

belissa
24-12-2004, 21:29
You get your wish but all your life, each second of it, you'll have to watch TV.

I wish someday I performed on one stage with t.A.T.u. :)

Mossopp
24-12-2004, 21:36
You get your wish but the 'performance' consists of Julia and Lena pelting you with rotten fruit and rancid goat cheese for 90 minutes while you stand there, helpless, in nothing but your underwear.

I wish I could understand women.

luxxi
24-12-2004, 21:39
You get your wish but they change their lingo.

Q
I wish I could understand women.

:newyear:

spyretto
24-12-2004, 22:24
You get your wish but then you're stuck in the imaginary world of the movie What Women Want and you relive the same thing over and over until you go mad.

I wish Christmas didn't exist - cause it always comes short of your expectations...

luxxi
24-12-2004, 22:38
You get your wish but everybody converts to judaism and you celebrate Hannukah.

I wish I wouldn't be so sleepy

:newyear:

belissa
25-12-2004, 20:09
You get your wish but then everybody will sleep 24/7 except you!

I wish I had more free time!

luxxi
25-12-2004, 20:55
You get your wish but you get bored.

I wish I were a dragon.

:newyear:

Mossopp
25-12-2004, 21:22
You get your wish but you're brutally slain by St. George.
He then puts gum in your hair to add insult to injury! :p

I wish I hadn't gotten so drunk on Thursday night.

belissa
25-12-2004, 21:27
You get your wish, but you won't be remember anything from your past!

I wish I were a president!

Khartoun2004
25-12-2004, 22:46
you get your wish but you realize you switched places with President Bush and your only consulation are his two hot daughters

I wish I was at home asleep

Mossopp
26-12-2004, 00:56
You get your wish but you sleep for a hundred years and wake to find that the world has been taken over by giant penguins that eat humans to survive.
Better start running, those penguins are shifty buggers! :p

I wish I had an endless supply of alcohol.

luxxi
26-12-2004, 10:53
You get your wish but it's all looooooooooow grade, lik 0,000000000001% :p

I wish I were a giant, human eating penguin.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
29-12-2004, 21:35
you get your wish but when I wake up I feed you to the giant peguin eating boars

I wish I could skip lawschool and start my own practice and have a degree handed to me on a silver platter.

Mossopp
07-01-2005, 00:36
A: You get your wish, but in order to receive that degree you have to eat the 330 slugs and worms squirming beside it on that very same silver platter! :p

Q: I wish 'Buffy' was still on the air.

Unplugged
07-01-2005, 00:46
You get your wish, but Willow suddenly turns into a man-eating heterosexual and Eliza's character gets eliminated from the show.

I wish I could relate to more people :rolleyes:

luxxi
07-01-2005, 09:57
You get your wish but all men you are now related to are into incest.

I wish I I had fresh cup of coffee when I wake instead of having to make it myself.

:newyear:

Unplugged
07-01-2005, 14:13
You get your wish, and a restaurant is installed in your house, with lots of noisy guests 24/7 :gigi:

I wish I had money :rolleyes:

luxxi
07-01-2005, 15:28
You get your wish but it's little of it.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy.

:newyear:

Unplugged
07-01-2005, 15:31
You get your wish, but suddenly you're hyperactive and can't get 1 minute of sleep, drive yourself and your family crazy, and then finally you're transferred into a mental asylum :p

I wish I could play the guitar :(

luxxi
07-01-2005, 15:38
You get your wish but sudenly you are stalked by 200 kg woman with guitar player fetish. :(

Q
I wish I were stalked by some sexy female celebrity.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
07-01-2005, 16:32
You get your wish, but then she tries to sell pictures of you on ebay and the highest bid is only $0.02.

I wish I could live in space without a spacesuit

luxxi
07-01-2005, 17:22
You get your wish but you can only live there for a second.

I wish 2 sexy sex obsessed women would fall in love with me

:newyear:

Unplugged
07-01-2005, 17:50
You get your wish, but those 2 sexy sex obsessed women are always farting on your face and pissing all over you. Plus, they tie you up and whip you making you bleed :p

I wish I could play the piano

EeZeReal
07-01-2005, 17:57
but those 2 sexy sex obsessed women are always farting on your face and pissing all over you.

Charming! :rolleyes: :laugh:

You get your wish but the lid of the piano slams down and totally shatters every bone in every single one of your fingers ;)

I wish there were gold bars stacked in my room

luxxi
07-01-2005, 23:08
You get your wish but I break into your room, tie you to the bed and take away the gold, leaving you to starve. :laugh:

I wish I had license to kill.

:newyear:

spyretto
07-01-2005, 23:19
You got your wish but then you kill youself

I wish the chick from downstairs knocked on my door for a quicky.

freddie
07-01-2005, 23:23
You get your wish but it turns out she'a a g... eh, that's too obvious... turns out she's a v... no... she has AIDS!! Mwahahahaha.

I wish I was in Boston, USA.

spyretto
07-01-2005, 23:27
You get your wish but at the airport security confuse you for Cat Stevens and send you back

I wish I had everything

freddie
07-01-2005, 23:34
You get your wish, but then you get incredibly bored.

I wish I was Cat Stevens before he turned to islam.

Khartoun2004
10-01-2005, 04:05
Freddie you get your wish, but you still get deported from the US on trumped up charges of your catnip being pot.

I wish I could find someone to christen my bed without going to the club tonight

luxxi
10-01-2005, 12:20
You get your wish but you don't enough money to pay them for it.

I wish I wouldn't live in block full of old folks.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
10-01-2005, 18:49
You get your wish but you're new neighbors are all ugly raging bull dykes.

I wish I had a million dollars

luxxi
10-01-2005, 19:16
YOu get your wish but it's forged money.

I wish I could seduce any women I wanted.

:newyear:

spyretto
10-01-2005, 19:34
You get your wish but the last one you seduce is a men-hater serial killer, who steals all your money and leaves you maimed.

I wish I could kiss everybody's ass so I could be more popular.

luxxi
13-01-2005, 12:26
YOu get your wish but you develop nasty case of herpes on your lip. :p

Q
I wish I could kick Mike Tyson's ass.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 19:07
you get your wish but you lost an ear in the process

I wish I could fly far far away

luxxi
13-01-2005, 19:14
You get your wish but you get shot down by trigger happy american air defence.

I wish peopl would make human sacrifice to gain my favours.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
13-01-2005, 20:30
you get your wish but they make you the human sacrifice

I wish syracuse would win the NCAA championship

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 16:14
You get your wish, but after they win their cup gets stolen

I wish I could go on a vacation :rolleyes:

Mossopp
14-01-2005, 16:22
You get your wish but you end up going to Glasgow in January. Not fun. :none:

I wish I could meet Gerard from My Chemical Romance.

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 16:57
yopu get your wish but then the band breaks up and they buy back all their CD's

I wish my car was fixed already

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 17:01
You get your wish but then I 'borrow' it ;)

I wish my eyesight was perfect

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 17:03
You get your wish, but then you start seeing things you weren't supposed to... like ghosts all over the place :+

I wish I could be more patient

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 17:06
phil if I get my wish you can borrow my car anytime you want.

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 17:07
LMAO I thought that dirarrea colour was aimed at my wish :gigi:

Thanks Laura...I will bring it back ;)

You get your wish...but then the world slows down and everyone moves in slow motion...slower than you ;)

I wish I had a phone that doesn't randomly cut out at any given moment

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 17:09
No, it was about her car :p You beat me to it, bastard :nunu: :p

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 17:12
I edited the post back there btw :p

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 17:22
You get your wish, but then with your new phone lots of random people show up on the line during your conversations, talking to other people, so it's one big confusing mess... plus, everybody else can hear your conversations as well :p

I wish I could know how to make the perfect apple pie

luxxi
14-01-2005, 19:35
You get your wish but you can't make it

I wish I wouldn't have to shave

:newyear:

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 19:42
You get your wish, but when you're stopping the hair growing process with laser, your skin gets burned and you get a huge scar

I wish the theater play I'm doing was actually was actually funny, since it's supposed to be a comedy :rolleyes:

luxxi
14-01-2005, 19:45
you get your wish but audience thought it's a trgedy and will throw rotten tomatoes at you

I wish I could see dead people

:newyear:

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 19:54
You get your wish, but then you get freaked out because when you're doing intimate stuff, they're all around staring at you :p

I wish I could eat fettucine alfredo tonight

luxxi
14-01-2005, 19:58
You get your wish but then her husband walks on you. :p

I wish I could watch two lipstick lesbians having lots of hot lesbian sex

:newyear:

EeZeReal
14-01-2005, 20:03
You get your wish but your tv blows out ;) :p

I wish I had a different voice

Unplugged
14-01-2005, 20:11
You get your wish, but then you start sounding like Cindy Lauper :laugh:

I wish I'd have a powerful video camera

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 22:37
you get your wish, but the battery only last for 2 seconds fully charged

I wish I had a monkey

luxxi
14-01-2005, 22:41
You get your wish but it's 200kg gorilla with PMS

I wish I would undestand women

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
14-01-2005, 22:46
you get your wish but soon realize you've been turned into a women

I wish some people would grow up and stop spreading STD's around for the fun of it

Mossopp
16-01-2005, 00:38
You get your wish but crabs are more prolific than ever!

I wish I was in a famous, credible, and well-respected rock band.

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 01:04
You get your wish, but you end up being hooked on heroin like the rest of the band, and pretty soon you OD and die.

I wish I could be at the right place at the right time.

luxxi
16-01-2005, 09:29
You get your wish but it's exactlly the time big rock hits that right place.

I wish I could get lots of hot sex with sexy, single women

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 09:42
you get your wish but they are all bad lays

I wish I could visit every major city in the world

luxxi
16-01-2005, 09:59
you get your wish but you get mugged in every one of them.

I wish I'd get a job in which I would earn a lot of money for doing nothing.

Better bad lay than no lay :p

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
16-01-2005, 11:00
you get your wish but you get really fat and ugly because you never leave your seat because you spend the whole day on this forum

I wish I was Yulia's fingers...

very true luxxi. a bad lay is better than no lay at all

Unplugged
16-01-2005, 14:06
...not :p Think of how many time I'd have to stroke Pasha's dick if I was Yulia's fingers :eek: :ill:

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday :rolleyes:

luxxi
16-01-2005, 19:06
you get your wish two hot lipstick lesbians come to you and say "we wanted to have sex with you on Monday"

I wish my windshields wouldn't freeze every night

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 02:28
you get your wish but the rest of you car freezes instead and you can't get in

I wish I owned my own night club

luxxi
17-01-2005, 10:05
You get your wish but nobody wants to go there

I wish Anastacia would give me lap dance.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
17-01-2005, 18:07
you get your wish but you cum all over her and she sues you for emotional damage

I wish it wasn't so cold here

EeZeReal
17-01-2005, 18:14
You get your wish but then the heat from the sun is so hot it burns everything in sight

I wish I was a little bit taller

(...I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good...I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.... :laugh: )

Mossopp
17-01-2005, 20:18
You get your wish but it only lasts for a day untill you shrink so much that even Skee-Lo looks like a giant compared to you!
I thought I was the only person who remembers that song!

I wish I didn't have to work overtime this month.

luxxi
17-01-2005, 23:16
You get yur wish but you get fired.

I wish Neve Campbell would give me lap dance.

:newyear:

Mossopp
17-01-2005, 23:20
You get your wish, but before Neve can give you a lap dance you have to get one from Rosie O'Donnal, Roseanne Barr, Kelly Osbourne and Jackie Stallone.

I wish I had an expensive home in the west end of Glasgow.

spyretto
17-01-2005, 23:25
You get your wish but your mother comes to live with you


I wish I were a a professional sports player and made shedloads of money.

QueenBee
17-01-2005, 23:44
(...I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good...I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.... :laugh: )
:eek: I was singing that to myself (in my head :p) the other day. :eek:

You get your wish but after 2 months you slip away from the spotlight and your 15 minutes of fame, get a gambling addiction and lose all your cash! Sorry.

I wish I was alot better at school.

luxxi
18-01-2005, 00:04
You get your wish but are beaten for being a nerd.

I wish Anastacia would fall madly in love with me.


You get your wish, but before Neve can give you a lap dance you have to get one from Rosie O'Donnal, Roseanne Barr, Kelly Osbourne and Jackie Stallone.

I wish I had an expensive home in the west end of Glasgow.

It would be worth to wait. :yes:

:newyear:

spyretto
18-01-2005, 00:10
I already have a gambling addiction and I can't say I lose money...on the contrary

You get your wish but this is the second time Anastacia is involved in a wish. So she dumps you after 2 weeks for a woman :bum:

I wish it was spring permanently

luxxi
18-01-2005, 00:28
You get your wish but it rains constantly.

I wish I'd get better comp.

You get your wish but this is the second time Anastacia is involved in a wish. So she dumps you after 2 weeks for a woman :bum:

As long as I get to watch. :D

:newyear:

marina
18-01-2005, 13:32
You get your wish but...it may make you look like a half bald ,sexually frustrated & perverted internet geek , more downloading naughty pictures at night..


I want to own a chain of restaurants

luxxi
18-01-2005, 18:27
Youi get your wish but it consists of two hot dog kiosks.

I wish I could speak more languages.

:newyear:

nath
18-01-2005, 20:10
You get your wish but the langage added to your brain is the deaf and mute langage
I wish I could spend all my life close to my baby...

luxxi
18-01-2005, 23:02
You get your wish but the baby needs constant diaper change.

I wish I could fly

:newyear:

nath
18-01-2005, 23:08
You get your wish but you meet Anastacia practicing her favourite hobby: Ball Trap...
I wish I could share ...Chocolate Mousse.... ;)

luxxi
18-01-2005, 23:13
You get your wish but you share it with a person with severe case of herpes.

I wish I could sing

:newyear:

Mossopp
18-01-2005, 23:22
You get your wish but you are forced to join Peter Andre's backing band.

I wish I had a backstage pass for the MCR gig on Monday.

forre
18-01-2005, 23:25
You get your wish but the gig gets cancelled 2 hours before the start.
I wish I owned an UFO!

luxxi
18-01-2005, 23:28
You get your wish but it gets stolen

I wish sexy women would pay me to give them a lap dance.

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
20-01-2005, 03:19
you get your wish but they see your face and run away

I wish I could turn any straight girl I wanted gay... :rolleyes:

Sean Jon
20-01-2005, 03:31
you get your wish but they will want nothing to do with you

i wish that [B] will turn into [I]

luxxi
20-01-2005, 10:12
You get your wish but it screws up his forum and crashes it.

I wish I had gone to REM concert.

:newyear:

marina
20-01-2005, 13:40
you get your wish but you would be complaining that you expected better...


i wish my coldsores gone away......

Khartoun2004
20-01-2005, 20:34
you get your wish but you get mono instead...

I wish I didn't have to go to my cousin's house today

luxxi
21-01-2005, 00:18
You get your wish but your cousing comes to your house and kicks your ass for not comming to his house.

I wish I found a lamp wih geenie that makes 3 wishes come true.

:newyear:

spyretto
21-01-2005, 03:36
You get your wish but the geenie counts that as a wish. So you got 2 wishes left.

I wish the awful weather changed already.

marina
21-01-2005, 06:31
The weather will change ....for better or worse.


i wish to snuggle on the sofa with a blanket, watch video, and sip on hot
chocolate or coffee...eat nuts , chocs , cheese and fruits...

luxxi
21-01-2005, 19:14
You get your wish but your parents come home, switch chanell to news and send you to bed.

I wish I knew what the f*ck is happening.

:newyear:

marina
22-01-2005, 04:32
but your parents come home, switch chanell to news and send you to bed.

How sweet ! I wish it was like that :)

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You get your wish BUT you wouldn't be amused ! :D



I wish to come across some cool shoes or boots waiting for me on the shelf in shop today....

forre
22-01-2005, 04:56
You get your wish but in your next life.

I wish the snow stopped falling tonight.

marina
22-01-2005, 05:02
You get your wish ! It will stop and starts to melt ...tons and tons of mud on the road . Have a nice journey! :)


I am still demanding a pair of lovely shoes .

luxxi
22-01-2005, 09:53
You get your wish but you can't afford them

I wish I could get a decent sleep.

:newyear:

spyretto
22-01-2005, 10:21
You get your wish but then you become narcoleptic.

I wish there was no spam on the net :bebebe:

marina
23-01-2005, 04:32
You get your wish but then you would miss it badly !


I wish I would be good at something....

luxxi
23-01-2005, 10:44
You get your wish but it's masturbating. :D

I wish it would be evening already so I could go out and paaaaaaartey.

:newyear:

Unplugged
23-01-2005, 16:07
You get your wish, but then you're stuck in a gay S&M themed party, with bikers and cops as well :laugh:

I wish I could play the piano.

marina
24-01-2005, 03:49
You would play but nobody listen...


I wish I would be taller than I am ...

luxxi
24-01-2005, 09:51
You get your wish but you keep banging your head on the ceiling.

I wish all women would be redheads.

:newyear:

marina
24-01-2005, 11:58
You get your wish but they would be all smitten by redhead men .

I wish I have a dog...

luxxi
24-01-2005, 12:11
You get your wish but it's rabid rotweiller

I wish I would live in nice apartment

:newyear: