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Kate
07-11-2004, 21:41
Since the last round of the game was a lot of fun, I though we can start another one!! :D

The Rules:

I'll start by saying:

Tanya is a very nice girl.

The next person will say:

Unfortunately she doesn't have a brain.

3rd person says:

Fortunately there is a new medicine that can help her.

Unfortunately it's very rare...

Understand? Keep alternating between Unfortunately and Fortunately. And stick to the story, don't start a new one suddenly, ok?

Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a talking pumpkin named Funky Pumpkin and he decided to travel around the world.

crni
07-11-2004, 21:55
unfortunately, he hadn't got a car and since he was a pumpkin he couldn't get into any form of public transportation, so the trip got canceled :(

QueenBee
07-11-2004, 21:57
Fortunately he realised he had a brain even though he was a pumpkin and decided to hide in someone's bag while they were boarding a plane.

crni
07-11-2004, 22:00
unfortunately, he got travel sick and puked his guts out in the man's bag...

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:08
Fortunately, however, since he was a magic pumpkin, it didn't bother him that much. :p

luxxi
07-11-2004, 22:20
Unfortunatly it bothered the owner of the bag very much. :mad:

:newyear:

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:21
Fortunately, he was hungry, so he ate Funky Pumpkin's guts without touching the Funky Pumpik himself.

luxxi
07-11-2004, 22:22
Unfortunatly he was alergic to pumpkin guts so he died.

:newyear:

QueenBee
07-11-2004, 22:29
Fortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a damn so he nicely rolled off the plane that had landed in another country.

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:33
Unfortunately, the country was rather an island full of pumkin-eating beasts. :eek:

luxxi
07-11-2004, 22:34
Fortunatly pumpkin camouflaged himself into a carrot.

:newyear:

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:38
Unfortunately, he was too fat for the carrot constume, so he popped out of it in the middle of a pumpkin-eating festival. :eek: :eek:

luxxi
07-11-2004, 22:55
Fortunatly he quickly started eating pumpkins so they left him alone.

:newyear:

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:57
Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin felt like a cannibal and needed weeks of therapy after he miraculously escaped the country.

QueenBee
08-11-2004, 08:57
As a request of katbeidar...

Fortunately he recovered from his trauma and decided to change his life and become a better pumpkin. :D

Kate
08-11-2004, 09:13
Unfortunately he was seduced by a sexy watermelon girl that same day... he was a baaaaaaaad pumpkin that night. Lol.

luxxi
08-11-2004, 09:28
Fortunatly watermelon thought he was good because he was baaaaaaaaaaaaaad:

:newyear:

Kate
08-11-2004, 09:31
Unforunately Watermelon wasn't looking for a lasting relationship...

luxxi
08-11-2004, 09:33
Fortunatly neither was pumpkin

:newyear:

Kate
08-11-2004, 09:36
I just knew you would reply that!! Lol.

Unfortunately, that same day Funky Pumpkin recieved a phone call from his lawyer and was told that he needs to get married in the next 5 days in order to recieve 1 billion dollars he inherited from his grandfather.

luxxi
08-11-2004, 09:56
Fortunatly watermelon agreed to marry him for 1/2 of $$$$$ and chance to meet Chris O'Donnell ;)

:newyear:

Kate
08-11-2004, 10:02
Unfortunately for Watermelon the billion dollars was in Monopoly money and Chris O'Donnell wasn't into sex with fruit. :lol:

luxxi
08-11-2004, 10:04
Fortunatlly she knew some rich cucumber who had huge monopoly money fetish and he bought 1 bn of monopoly money for 2 bn of real $$$$ with which she bought sheep costume so Chris O'Donnell liked her. :lol:

:newyear:

Kate
08-11-2004, 10:19
Unfortunately, Funky Pumpkin (the main character of this story) couldn't care less about Watermelon... he fell in love with an over-weight strawberry.

luxxi
08-11-2004, 10:34
Fortunatly strawberry had a pumpkin fetis so thy had lot of hot sex.

:newyear:

Kate
08-11-2004, 10:37
Lol. Fruit/vege sex... It's kinda wierd. I dunno whether I'm disgusted or entertained! Lmao. :lol:

Unfortunately, Strawberry was already married to an Italian tomato.

marina
08-11-2004, 12:38
Fortunately , old Italian tomato was keen on Funky Pumpkin too....so they have veee-e-eery merry evenings indeed !

luxxi
08-11-2004, 12:47
Unfortunatly strawberry got pregnant and didn't know who father is. :none:

:newyear:

marina
08-11-2004, 13:18
fortunately , then it comes to seeds , Pumpkin is the winner !!!

Kate
08-11-2004, 20:30
Unfortunately all their seeds (aka children) were infertile due to differences in chromosome numbers. ;)

luxxi
09-11-2004, 09:37
Fortunatly they were able to take some chromosomes away ad numbers were OK then.

:newyear:

marina
09-11-2004, 10:17
Unfortunately , the seeds had been eaten by ....well....birds ! :)

luxxi
09-11-2004, 10:48
Fortunatly there were plenty more from where those came from....

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 07:37
Unfortunately Funky Pumkin decided to neutralise (kill) those freaky hybrid seeds.

luxxi
13-11-2004, 09:38
Fortunatly he failed.

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 10:49
Unfortunately, a nuclear bomb exploded right in the building where the seeds were stored and their DNA was irreversibly destroyed by gamma radiation.

luxxi, happy now? :gigi:

luxxi
13-11-2004, 12:30
Fortunatly some extra seeds were stored elsewhere so not all were destroyed. :D

Nah, it's raining, I don't have much money.... :(

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 20:32
Unfortunately, those seeds were soil-phobic and wouldn't germinate.

luxxi
13-11-2004, 20:52
Fortunatly they could be sown into mud and Germans went home.

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 21:00
Unfortunately, the mud was radioactive and the remaining seeds died.

luxxi
13-11-2004, 21:36
Fortunatly they came alive as zombie-seeds

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 21:52
Unfortunately, zombie seeds couldn't germinate either.

luxxi
13-11-2004, 22:05
Fortunatly there was another nuclear explosion and seeds could germiwhatever. :D

:newyear:

QueenBee
13-11-2004, 22:56
Unfortunately Funky Pumpkin didn't give a crap about his seeds 'cause he couldn't even remember the names of all the ho's he'd screwed. :D

Kate
13-11-2004, 23:02
Fortunately... (what in the world can be fortunate in the situation?)... anyway, as I was saying... Fortunately Funky Pumpkin decided to adopt one of his seeds cuz he liked being a father.

QueenBee
13-11-2004, 23:03
Unfortunately he adopted the schizophrenic seed who thought he was in fact a banana.

Kate
13-11-2004, 23:13
:lol:

Lmao.

Fortunately, Funky Pumkin had connections at the church, and the Wacky Banana became a nun (it was a "she").

QueenBee
13-11-2004, 23:24
Unfortunately, Wacky Banana started feeling strangely attracted to the other nuns, so she went to the priest and told him all about it. She also thought she was Jesus.

Funky Pumpkin was informed by the priest and decided he couldn't take it anymore. He started thinking about plastic surgery - maybe someone could transform him into a tomato so he wouldn't have to face all of this?

Kate
13-11-2004, 23:25
Fortunately, he found a plastic surgeon who agreed to do the operation for free since Funky Pumkin was an interesting case from a medical point of view. :p

luxxi
13-11-2004, 23:31
Unfortunatly FP was alergic to plastic so plastic surgery was not a option. :(

:newyear:

QueenBee
13-11-2004, 23:35
Fortunately Funky Pumpkin got the idea that he could have a facetransplant - from a cow.

Kate
13-11-2004, 23:38
Unforunately, the horns of the cow were too heavy for the FP and after the transplant he couldn't move...

luxxi
13-11-2004, 23:49
Fortunately he saw them off

:newyear:

Kate
13-11-2004, 23:54
Unfortunately he failed to saw them off. :gigi:

QueenBee
14-11-2004, 00:11
Fortunately he got in a car accident (that's very fortunate don't you think? :rolleyes: ), and sadly the doctors had to amputate his horns because they could not be saved. :(

Kate
14-11-2004, 00:16
Unfortunately that put FP into a terrible depression - he didn't feel "horny" anymore. :cry:

QueenBee
14-11-2004, 00:18
Fortunately FP knew some people that knew some people, so as soon as they found out he was depressed they quickly coughed up some cash and bought him some drugs.

Kate
14-11-2004, 00:19
Unfortunately, the horns grew back due to the side effects of the drugs and FP felt horny again and had unprotected sex which led to him getting Pumpkin AIDS.

luxxi
14-11-2004, 00:29
Fortunatly pumpkin AIDS makes pumpkins ultra smart

:newyear:

luxxi
21-11-2004, 16:45
Unfortunatly FP got another type which doesn't. :(

Come on people, let's get this show on the road once again. :nunu:

:newyear:

Kate
21-11-2004, 21:17
Sorry, I kinda got too bust playing NFSU2... And not to forget all the parties I have to go to in the evenings. :p
Fortunately, a new drug recently discovered removed both types of AIDS from FP and now he was dumb as a pumpkin again. :gigi:

crni
21-11-2004, 21:53
unfortunately, he had nothing to do since he was dumb, so he got depressed :(

Kate
22-11-2004, 00:15
Fortunately, he got excited once he signed up for an audition for Vegie Idol. :gigi:

luxxi
22-11-2004, 09:56
Unfortunately producers thought they weresigning up Cool Cucumber and didn't want to sign up FP. :no:

:newyear:

Kate
25-11-2004, 21:36
Fortunately, FP decided to kill himself. End of story...

Seriously, I can't think of anything.

luxxi
25-11-2004, 22:02
Unfortunately he changed his mind

:newyear:

Kate
25-11-2004, 22:03
Fortunately, he got run over by a bus. :gigi:

luxxi
25-11-2004, 22:18
Unfortunately it was small bus going realy slow

:newyear:

Kate
25-11-2004, 22:20
Fortunately, It was a heavy bus, so it's flattened FP. :D

luxxi
25-11-2004, 22:24
Unfotunately FP took air pump from his bag and pumped himself back to round shape. :bebebe:

:newyear:

Kate
25-11-2004, 22:42
Fortunately, he suffered severe internal bruising. :laugh: <-- *evil laughter*

luxxi
25-11-2004, 22:52
Unfortunately this was a big turn on for him....

:newyear:

Joopy
19-04-2009, 00:13
Fortunetely he got over all of the suffering after 4 and a half years and was a healthy and happy pumpkin again.

Talyubittu
19-04-2009, 21:40
Unfortunately, he contracted crabs from a solarium.

AshMcAuliffe
19-04-2009, 22:03
fortunately P!nk was all too happy to relieve him of said crabs...

openwithnotepad
20-04-2009, 02:11
Unfortunately she accidentally relieved him of his kidneys as well

AshMcAuliffe
20-04-2009, 11:18
Fortunately Walmart started selling pickled hybrid kidneys which came in mighty handy

pigeon309
06-10-2009, 22:33
Unfortunately, he couldn't afford them.

11Russia
07-10-2009, 01:21
Fortunately got a lottery ticket and he won 1 million dollars :D

AshMcAuliffe
07-10-2009, 03:04
Unfortunately he was sent to jail for fraud

fanoff
07-10-2009, 16:26
Fortunately it was later understood that he wasn't guilty for fraud.

pigeon309
07-10-2009, 17:34
Unfortunately, they found out that he was a murderer!

AshMcAuliffe
07-10-2009, 18:41
Fortunately this was all part of a Sunset Beach spin-off show and thanks to the Fraud/Murder storyline gave the show it's highest ever viewing figures :lol:

pigeon309
07-10-2009, 22:59
Unfortunately Pumpkin had gotten so shocked at the accusation of murder and the realisation that he had been tricked that he had a nervous breakdown.

AshMcAuliffe
07-10-2009, 23:41
Fortunately Pumpkin had a really good psychiatrist

MalchikGeiBrand
07-10-2009, 23:55
Unfortunately, pumpkins psychiatrist was so good that they got truly emotional and so intense, it hit a soft nerve in the psychiatrist and couldn't talk about anything but themself...

AshMcAuliffe
08-10-2009, 00:49
Fortunately the sex snapped them out of self-obsession...