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Kate
08-10-2004, 10:49
Another "useless" and silly thread for us to fool around with. Lol.

Start a rumour above the person above you. Funny things are allowed, mean things are not.

:coctail:

:blabla:

Example: Did you know that Angela is actually a robot?

P.S. No rumors claiming that people are gay or straight or religious - that can be very offensive to some people!

Unplugged
08-10-2004, 16:53
Did you know that Kate has a crush on Igor? :o :laugh:

haku
08-10-2004, 17:26
I hear that Miguel has an extensive collection of plaster casts of nipples he molded on women he casually met at the beach (the best place to look for nipples).

Unplugged
08-10-2004, 17:58
:laugh:

I heard Pat is planning to have a date with his hot female neighbour :gigi:

freddie
08-10-2004, 19:44
I heard Staringelf comes on to girls by reciting the brazilian version of The Girl From Ipanema.

forre
08-10-2004, 20:03
freddie prefers pink boxers.

DAZ
08-10-2004, 20:19
Did you know that ever since the thread about Useless Desert Island Items Forre has been spending a lot of time doing "research" with hundreds of different types of sex dolls and Hubba Bubba chewing gum.

Kate
08-10-2004, 20:28
Have you heard that DAZ has a room full of old Playboy magazines? :gigi:

coolasfcuk
08-10-2004, 21:03
you know.... Kate has BIG feet :gigi:

Tom Violence
08-10-2004, 21:27
Coolasfcuk was the person who suggested DJ Ötzi should try singing for a career.

Kate
08-10-2004, 21:40
Did you know that Tom_Violence is trying record his pet dog's first rap song and release it into show-biz? :gigi:

QueenBee
08-10-2004, 22:06
Did you know Kate has a massive collection of Barbie dolls in her secret orchard? :D

coolasfcuk
08-10-2004, 22:33
and they say queenie picks her nose when no one is watching :gigi:

Unplugged
08-10-2004, 23:32
They also say coolasfcuk has a huge top secret Chalka music collection hidden in her closet :eek: How trashy! :heh:

DAZ
08-10-2004, 23:45
Shocking news folks..Apparently Staringelf is a lifelong fan of The Mavericks and thinks their Trampoline album is a work of musical genius

coolasfcuk
09-10-2004, 00:24
it is no secret anymore: DAZ stands for Dead As Zombie :laugh:

and kids, to be the first one to comment on a rumor about me :gigi:

coolasfcuk has a huge top secret Chalka music collection hidden in her closet How trashy!
:lol: that's right, that's right - I DO have huge Chalga collection.... and i DONT even hide it in the closet ... i proundly sign to all the songs :laugh:

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 00:49
They also say coolasfcuk's fiancé, who supposedly was gay, was just pretending to be so he could hit on her without getting noticed! :eek:

Tom Violence
09-10-2004, 00:57
It's a little known fact that Uncle Fester in the Addams Family was actually modelled on Staringelf.

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 01:54
Welllllll :nunu: :laugh:

What y'all didn't know was that Tom Violence they didn't just say "maybe" when asked to join the Hanson fan club. He said "YES! With pleasure."

haku
09-10-2004, 13:10
I heard Miguel got hired to play the nude body double of an Hollywood star who's afraid to show his fat belly on screen, the part may require a full body wax though. :D

Crampaholic
09-10-2004, 15:23
I heard that haku was a cheap swinger who only sleeps with old and saggy ladies :p

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 16:37
Someone told me that Crampaholic was seen walking in pain with her legs wide open, but they say this time the pain wasn't from cramps! :eek: :laugh:

Mossopp
09-10-2004, 16:46
Someone told me that staringelf likes to alphabetize his Beanie Baby collection while dancing to 'The Cha-Cha Slide' and wearing nothing but leather chaps and tassles.

Tom Violence
09-10-2004, 17:11
Word has it that Mossopp has three copies of every *Nsync album. One to play every day, one in case her original copy wears out, and one which she always keeps with her in an acrylic pink bum bag 'for emergencies'.

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 17:28
According to sources, Tom Violence has borrowed all of Mossopp's N Sync albums to dance and sing along to them naked, every morning, so he goes to work with a smile on his face :D

Kate
09-10-2004, 20:33
If I remember correctly, Miguel dated Pamela Anderson while she was on her secret vacation in his country. :p

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 22:39
They say Kate's housekeeper is addicted to S&M sex and was caught fooling around with Kate's gardener wearing handcuffs and a leather thong :eek:

Crampaholic
09-10-2004, 22:53
I heard that miguel loves to have sex with girls who wear eatable undies ;)

Unplugged
09-10-2004, 23:00
:laugh:

I heard Crampaholic likes to have sex with vegetables

Kate
09-10-2004, 23:43
I heard that Miguel doesn't like to have sex at all. :p

Unplugged
10-10-2004, 00:18
I heard Kate likes tender kisses on her buttocks :p

Kate
10-10-2004, 00:57
I heard that Miguel likes to lock himself in his closet and practice his evil laughter - "Mmmmwaaaaahaa-haa". :gigi:

Mossopp
10-10-2004, 11:33
I was told that Kate likes to dress up as a pantomime cow and eat liquorice allsorts while watching old episodes of 'Dawsons Creek'.

teeny
10-10-2004, 12:43
sources says that mossopp can quote all the dialogs in the very same episodes of Dawsons Creek, and does so as often as she can

haku
10-10-2004, 14:55
I heard that teeny has on her computer a collection of naughty pictures of hot girls wearing caps and nothing else. :D

teeny
10-10-2004, 15:07
if only that one was true :lalala:

I've heard that haku being a redhead admirerer is actually just a cover up for him prefering blonds :eek:

zebu
10-10-2004, 21:55
teeny has all walls of her room covered with posters of westlife members in real size

teeny
10-10-2004, 22:02
lately zebus cd collection has been growing on a daily basics.. it now features the full discography of artists like Madonna, Enigma, various french songs and Bowling For Soup. "Better to be prepared" she is quoted saying

Mossopp
10-10-2004, 22:13
Don't dis Bowling For Soup. I saw 'em live last week and they OWNED!

Anyway, I was reliably informed that teeny has an extensive collection of Teletubbies merchandise and listens to 'Teletubbies Say Eh-oh' every morning when she wakes up. Apparently she has adopted it as her personal theme song.

teeny
10-10-2004, 22:20
:laugh: I don't really need to start a rumour about mossopp.. the fact that she seems to know a telebubbies song is bad enough..

didn't diss Bowling For Soup.. just seem to remember them being mentioned in the thread I was talking about :heh:

Kate
10-10-2004, 23:44
Rumor has it that teeny runs a top secret animal hybrid/cloning farm in her backyard. :eek: Her latest animal hybrid is a little (about a size of a chicken) pink, soft & fuzzy elephant. :love:

Crampaholic
11-10-2004, 01:32
I heard that katbeidar is wearing undies with holes on them :eek:

Kate
11-10-2004, 02:05
Crampaholic, don't give me any ideas. Lol. :heh: :laugh:

My secret sources tell me that Crampaholic is planning to have breast implants!

zebu
11-10-2004, 11:37
i overheard katbeidar chose the size of crampaholics implants :eek:

marina
11-10-2004, 15:34
word on the street , guys , that zebu's latest hairdo -- a short hair style perm ...afro :eek:

DAZ
11-10-2004, 17:34
Don't tell anyone but Marina actually got her name as she likes to be tied to boats :eek:
She is also seen cruising round Harbour bars on a regular basis

Mossopp
11-10-2004, 19:05
Don't tell anyone but Daz actually got his name as he is obsessed with the popular brand of washing power. Rumours that he is currently devising a new 'door-step challenge' are unconfirmed as yet.

teeny
11-10-2004, 20:47
did you hear that mossopp is considering a parttime job as a flower girl at weddings, so that she can visit the flowershop each day? :rose:
:10x:

Mossopp
12-10-2004, 22:58
Did you know that teeny's obsession with baseball caps is due to the fact that she is actually completely bald and has to constantly wear a hat in public so noone finds out?

Unplugged
13-10-2004, 03:34
Hey, I heard Mossopp has a fetish with parachute pants

Kate
13-10-2004, 05:12
In was mentioned to me that staringelf likes to howl at the full moon. :gigi: It's like a hobbie to him.

Crampaholic
13-10-2004, 17:43
I heard that katbeidar has a problem with her bladder so when she laughes really hard she usually pees her pants

Mossopp
14-10-2004, 23:02
I heard that Crampaholic is addicted to sherbert dips and goes into convulsions if deprived of a constant sugar-rush.

Hey, I heard Mossopp has a fetish with parachute pants
*gasp* How did you know??!!
*sings* This is a song about the parachute pants that I learned to breakdance in and thought I was good... :p

teeny
14-10-2004, 23:11
I've heard that mossopp now wear a cap all the time :) :lalala: :kwink:
true yeah? if not.. how often should the rumors be corrected into? :gigi:

haku
14-10-2004, 23:32
I've heard that teeny is obsessed with Lisa Scott-Lee's new "car wash" video and watches it on repeat. :p

I heard that haku was a cheap swinger who only sleeps with old and saggy ladiesIt's rare that i'm accused of preferring *old* women. :D

teeny
14-10-2004, 23:36
i've heard that hakus avatar is the result of him trying to draw a cool redhead gone wrong.. now it's down to looking cool

Perhaps I should try locating that song tomorrow so I know what the rumours are about that least :p

haku
14-10-2004, 23:41
Perhaps I should try locating that song tomorrow so I know what the rumours are about that least
Here (http://www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,11-2004470067,00.html) :D

teeny
15-10-2004, 10:31
lol.. thank you for clearing up that rumour. I like Ana - We Are vid better though :lalala:

Mossopp
15-10-2004, 13:01
Did you know that teeny eats 3 cans of cat food every day because she believes it gives her magical powers?

marina
15-10-2004, 13:52
Do you know that annoying girl from the Scottish Power who banging on your door every Saturday--Sunday morning , bothering you ...asking if you would like to pay the bill for gas and electricity in one go and blah blah blah ...And you tell her to bugger off!!!
well.....it was Mossopp !

haku
15-10-2004, 14:06
I've heard kirillov played with himself looking at the pictures of coolasfcuk's knickers. :gigi:

Mossopp
15-10-2004, 15:34
Someone told me that Haku received a restraining order from David Hasslehoff because he kept sending David locks of his hair in the mail.

DAZ
15-10-2004, 16:02
Sorry Mossop but i've got to tell everyone..Did any of you know that Mossop is in fact a Champion Morris Dancer and loves nothing better than prancing round that Pole with Ribbons and Bells on before going to spend a few days at the Cricket eating Jellied Eels :eek:

marina
15-10-2004, 16:29
I want to know, I demand to know, and I have a right to know whether or not
DAZ gives you a
fresh citrus fragrance as well as great whites! :)

forre
15-10-2004, 16:34
Many wonder what marina is doing in China probably. I thought to reveal that she has a multinational corporation with the base in Shanghai that sells Russian condoms especially designed for Chinese people.

teeny
15-10-2004, 16:38
speaking of condoms.. forre recently wondered about the 98% protection. She wondered if it would mean that doing it 100 times would make her pregnant at least twice.. :p

nath
15-10-2004, 19:10
I know ,by someone who speaks very often to her on msn :cool: , that teeny is absolutely obsessed by the reproduction system.... and that's this only reason why she has a RABBIT (indeed she hates rabbits)....She subjects her poor rabbit to the most abominable private meeting/dates/experiments with other animals of any kinds, any sizes, any races... :rolleyes:
My anonymous friend of msn thinks seriously of denouncing her at the protective company of the animals!...

Mossopp
15-10-2004, 19:37
Apparently sunwalk has an irrational fear of pasta and was once seen running from an Italian restaurant screaming prophecies of a spaghetti-induced apocaplypse.

teeny
15-10-2004, 20:00
My anonymous friend of msn thinks seriously of denouncing her at the protective company of the animals!...ok thats it :nunu: Chef Chris you better run and hide, cos first you tell about seeing kakeys pic and now the next secret is out

Unplugged
15-10-2004, 23:01
I heard Mossopp once tried to make soup for her friend Sarah but the soup turned blue just like that one in Bridget Jones' Diary :laugh:

teeny
15-10-2004, 23:04
I've heard that because Miguel couldn't fit Euro2004 into his schedual Ronaldo had to take his place instead.

Unplugged
15-10-2004, 23:10
:laugh:

I heard teeny stole a cap from a girl's locker at school, and secretly masturbates with it :lalala: :laugh: :p :heh:

teeny
15-10-2004, 23:16
I'm so going to hide the two new caps next time I get pictures of my appartment

Unplugged
15-10-2004, 23:28
teeny,
:lol: :lol:
;)

Crampaholic
15-10-2004, 23:39
I heard that staringelf has this weird habit of smelling his feet right b4 he goes to bed :blabla:

Unplugged
15-10-2004, 23:58
ewww no I don't :laugh: I wouldn't need to, my feet never smell!

I heard that Crampaholic demands that her lovers dress up as geeks to fulfill her twisted fantasies :heh: :cool:

And I also heard she smells her ass before going to bed :laugh:

DAZ
16-10-2004, 01:43
Apparently sunwalk screaming prophecies of a spaghetti-induced apocaplypse.

Ever had one of those phrases that makes you laugh uncontrollably? :laugh: :lol: :bow: that set me off there.Sphagetti induced Apocalypse indeed. :coctail: ............


Anyway i heard Staringelf took that name from a particular filthy peeping Tom type habit he developed after watching Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings

Unplugged
16-10-2004, 01:49
I didn't watch Lord of the Rings, I don't like that kind of movie. What did Orlando Bloom do? :spy: :p

Crampaholic
16-10-2004, 03:13
And I also heard she smells her ass before going to bed??? LMFAO is that even possible?? :p and about the geeky thingie sometimes it works yeah :nail:

Ningyo
16-10-2004, 03:22
I heard that staringelf used to have a crush on Jessica Rabbit (http://www.iespana.es/slashmel/jessicarabbit.jpg)... :p

Mossopp
16-10-2004, 10:11
I heard that staringelf used to have a crush on Jessica Rabbit (http://www.iespana.es/slashmel/jessicarabbit.jpg)... :p

I think everyone used to have a crush on Jessica Rabbit! :laugh: :lalala:

Unplugged
17-10-2004, 04:22
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kate
17-10-2004, 05:40
kirillov, your obsession with masturbation is hardly something poeople need to know about. Keep the comments to yourself, please. :rolleyes:

marina
17-10-2004, 05:54
News ....from my shoes !
... it appears that kirillov'll be the first pregnant man. It also said staringelf is the father :eek:

Mossopp
17-10-2004, 10:50
Did you know that marina likes to cover herself in glitter, put on a green wig and dance down her local high street singing 'Love Rollercoaster'?

Kate
17-10-2004, 10:52
The word on the street is that Mossop likes to dress up his pet turtle in little pink outfits. :p

teeny
17-10-2004, 11:33
it's a known fact that kate sometimes mix up the difference inbetween male and female. Which besides her thinking she is a guy also makes her say his when she should be saying her :heh:

Mossopp
17-10-2004, 13:49
Thanks Teeny. :kwink:

Speaking of being "mixed-up", did you know that Teeny once wanted to get out of a school field-trip so badly that she tried to convince her teachers she was insane by stuffing the school's entire supply of chalk up her nose? Apparently she only managed 4 sticks before she was rushed to the nurse to get the chalk extracted from her nasal passage.

teeny
17-10-2004, 13:55
no problem, mossopp :o
And now I know why I hate chalk for sure.

oh and I'm out of rumours for the moment so I'll keep this off topic

Mossopp
17-10-2004, 13:57
oh and I'm out of rumours for the moment so I'll keep this off topic

Aww, was it something I said?

teeny
17-10-2004, 14:04
did you know that mossopp is able to make people unable to form sentances and doesn't even realise it? :kwink:

Gave it a shot.. I'll think of a better rumour next time

Mossopp
17-10-2004, 15:02
did you know that mossopp is able to make people unable to form sentances and doesn't even realise it? :kwink:
I do have that effect on some people - especially women. I just leave 'em speechless. ;) :kwink:

marina
19-10-2004, 12:58
a rumor is going around that teeny still wears a pajama bottoms with a little footsies at night.....jeez :dknow: :)

freddie
19-10-2004, 13:50
Marina has a dangerous STD causing people around her to fall madly in love with her. :p

Unplugged
20-10-2004, 08:57
I heard freddie wears boxers with red hearts and pigs having sex :laugh:

Kate
20-10-2004, 09:11
I read in the latest "Daily Gossip" tabloid that Miguel likes to take daily baths in milk to keep his skin young, moist and tender. :eek:

freddie
20-10-2004, 17:14
I heard Kate likes rugged men who don't shave, wash nor change their underwear.

coolasfcuk
20-10-2004, 17:30
WE have recently found out... that freds has obtained the body of Freddie Mercury... and keeps it in a big nasty freezer in his basement...the above mentioned Tatysite.net member is working on some WEIRD experiments :eek: :eek: :eek:..... lets see what comes up with it.... we will inform you of any further development on that issue!

Crampaholic
20-10-2004, 19:39
I heard that coolasfcuk daily routine was to make a booteh dance spanking it once in a while in front of the mirror wearing a cowboy hat and sexy undies with Shania twain's music in the background :p

Mossopp
20-10-2004, 20:55
Did you know that 3 years ago crampaholic went to a magic show and agreed to be hypnotised? Apparently the trick went wrong and now, every time someone claps their hands twice, she drops to the ground on all-fours and barks like a dog.

freddie
20-10-2004, 22:40
Mossopp has a special inflatable doll at home designed with lesbians in mind.

Kate
20-10-2004, 22:44
The word has it that Frieddie is trying to to experiementally cross-breed a mouse and an elephant at home. So far no success.

Crampaholic
20-10-2004, 22:52
I heard that katbeidar has a mole fetish and she loves licking them :eek:

kishkash
26-10-2004, 02:11
I heard that katbeidar has a mole fetish and she loves licking them
..not just ANY moles...HAIRY moles :eek:

anyway k .. my turn...
its been said that 'cramps r us' likes to take long baths in sour milk before she hits the hay with her hamster. That's right...crampy le cramp likes making passionate hairball love to her fluffybum.


...wow that really stunk ... but anyway lets not be to harsh on me huh...its my first time..im a rumor virgin *blushes and blinks like a real virgin does*

Unplugged
26-10-2004, 11:58
I heard that Kakey was fingered under the table by a sexy co-worker during lunch break :eek: :lol: :heh:

Mossopp
26-10-2004, 12:13
I heard that staringelf was the co-worker in question. :heh:

Unplugged
26-10-2004, 12:53
I heard that staringelf was the co-worker in question.
LMAO! :lol:



I wish... :lalala:

zebu
26-10-2004, 22:33
i heard mossop witnesed this event with her own eyes and took great pleasure in it

teeny
26-10-2004, 22:37
heard being the keyword since zebu was listening by the door durring the whole scenario

Mossopp
26-10-2004, 22:39
...and teeny was filming the whole sordid event with a video camera!

kishkash
27-10-2004, 03:55
k this isn't very rumory...so im gonna crank up the rumor mill by saying...

kishkash wasn't fingered under a table at work by a coworker....YET...and it wasn't a meeting it was LUNCH u boob :p

anyway...i heard ms. lorna has a fake wall that slides away to reveal a wall of televisions showing private places in ppls homes like in the movie sliver :eek:

Unplugged
28-10-2004, 00:01
Someone told me kishkash suffers from rectal itching and recently bought some Boudreaux's Butt Paste to make it better, but it didn't help :eek:

freddie
28-10-2004, 22:25
Staringelf has had a longstanding love affair with the Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and now since his lover is very sick, he's secretly flying to Ramala tomorrow for a visit.

haku
28-10-2004, 22:34
Staringelf has had a longstanding love affair with the Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and now since his lover is very sick, he's secretly flying to Ramala tomorrow for a visit.Which is a very bad idea since Arafat is flying to Paris tomorrow to be hospitalized. :gigi:


I heard freddie likes to clean his appartment dressed as a French maid (like Freddie Mercury in that video, dont remember the name, lol).

Kate
28-10-2004, 22:42
Which is a very bad idea since Arafat is flying to Paris tomorrow to be hospitalized. Well, the good news of being Arafats lover is that you don't have to book the airplane tickets in advance. Now Miguel can romance Arafat in "The City Of Looooooove". :gigi:

I heard that haku likes to put on a huge strawberry-shaped outfit, put on his leg-hugging pink trousers and big red shoes and give out strawberry candy samples outside of Lena Katina's apartment while stalking her.

freddie
28-10-2004, 22:48
Which is a very bad idea since Arafat is flying to Paris tomorrow to be hospitalized. :gigi:

That's what they WANT you to think... you don't think they're gonna admit he's a homosexual in love with a portugese boy, do you? :eek:


I heard freddie likes to clean his appartment dressed as a French maid (like Freddie Mercury in that video, dont remember the name, lol).

I Want To Break Free :D


I heard Kate is an in-the-closet lesbian and is attempting to pass her lesbian license exam sometime next week. The test consists of written and ... ahem... oral parts.

Kate
28-10-2004, 22:51
I heard Kate is an in-the-closet lesbian and is attempting to pass her lesbian license exam sometime next week. The test consists of written and ... ahem... oral parts. Hey! No calling people lesbians! :bebebe: That's against the rules of this thread - see first post.

freddie
28-10-2004, 22:59
I heard Kate thinks "lesbian" is a derogatory word.

kishkash
29-10-2004, 02:45
i heard freds told everyone on tatysite that fridge was a lesbian :eek:

Kate
29-10-2004, 05:02
It's not funny. :( I specifically told in the rules that people should not "rumor" about other people's sexuality cuz it can be offensive, and yet... :bebebe:

freddie
29-10-2004, 12:51
I heard from a reliable source, that Kate missed the aim of this thread.

kishkash
31-10-2004, 00:50
i heard from someone who might know something about someone that...

freds made the pink thingie his wall paper and kisses it every night before he goes to bed :p

Unplugged
31-10-2004, 00:53
I heard Kishkash's secret wish is that everyone makes the pink thingie their wall paper and kiss it every night before they go to bed :p

kishkash
31-10-2004, 00:58
PFFFFFT the pink thingie likes affection...who can blame pinkie huh....we all need a little love :P

i heard miggs blows his nose out of his window on the passersby below then blames it on the fat guy above him :p

marina
01-11-2004, 12:53
I had it on a high authority that marina has no idea what *the pink thingie on the wall paper* is ?


:confused:

Mossopp
01-11-2004, 14:59
I had it on high authority that marina doesn't quite grasp the concept of this game and so makes up rumours about herself instead of others. :p :D

Unplugged
01-11-2004, 15:34
:laugh:

I heard Mossopp finds the 'Exorcist' crucifix-masturbation scene hot :eek:

teeny
01-11-2004, 15:40
I heard that the crucifix-masturbation scene only got recorded as so, because Miguel didn't arrive in time to help out. His hollywood breakthrough has now been put on hold

haku
01-11-2004, 15:55
There is a crucifix-masturbation scene in the Exorcist? Lol, i don't remember that.

I heard teeny is planning to launch a paying web site with pictures and videos of Kishkash since so many people want them... Some people say there'll be some pretty hot material. :eek:

teeny
01-11-2004, 16:02
I heard that Pat is patiently waiting for www.kishkash.com to start updating and go ontopic..

no, idea about the movie.. never seen it

Unplugged
01-11-2004, 18:47
Pat, it's in the 'Director's Cut' version. The original version, I'm not sure, but in the Director's Cut you really see it (well not her vagina, she was just a kid...) and it's shocking :eek: :laugh:

kishkash
02-11-2004, 01:53
I had it on high authority that marina doesn't quite grasp the concept of this game and so makes up rumours about herself instead of others. :lol: LMFAO! ahhhh....good times.

I heard teeny is planning to launch a paying web site with pictures and videos of Kishkash since so many people want them... Some people say there'll be some pretty hot material :eek:

I have it on good authority that teeny is compiling a small library of goat porn and sells her burnt CD collections on Ebay to the highest bidder :none:

freddie
02-11-2004, 02:29
I heard Kishy has a secret crush on John Kerry and has a life-size doll with all the extremities and orifices under her bed. Also someone told me that her collection of romantic verses entitled simply "I'm ready, John!" will be coming out this holliday season.

Unplugged
02-11-2004, 03:15
Sources say Freds is throwing a foam party and he's ready to surprise his foam-buddies... NAKED, in what is believed to be a lustful foam bath with the sound of "Let's Get Physical" :eek: :laugh:

freddie
02-11-2004, 03:29
Staringelf's been publishing an underground paedophole magazine called "There's more candy in the back sit of my car, little girl."

kishkash
02-11-2004, 03:34
Freds wrote a screenplay to a movie that never got made called 'whats in my pants mr. rogers?'

freddie
02-11-2004, 03:37
When kish travels to another country, the first sentance she wants to learn in the native langauge is "Are these condoms any good?"

Unplugged
02-11-2004, 03:38
After having lunch at the Emporio de Los Sandwiches, Kishkash induced a co-worker to show up in an S&M latex outfit - and it wasn't for Halloween :eek: Sources say Kishkash was filmed by video suveillance cameras having "intimate moments" with the latex beast :cool:

Freddie took a workshop called "How to look like a Bad Ass in every picture" :p

kishkash
02-11-2004, 03:48
HEEEEY don't diss emporio chico!

*insert witty rumor here*

Crampaholic
02-11-2004, 03:54
I heard that kishkash pokes her nose when noone sees her ad if u check under her desk and computer table ull see the evidence ;)

kishkash
02-11-2004, 04:00
err......

yo mama!


Lol, kishkash, i'll remind you that you have to post a rumor about the person above you, not just post anything so that people will post rumors about you. ;)

Crampaholic
02-11-2004, 04:02
LOL lazy? thats all u gotta say? eh eh eh

marina
05-11-2004, 09:27
News !
i heard that Crampaholic fell in love with shop window dummy !!!

p.s. The thing that worried me was I heard this from someone that's not prone to spreading bullshit.


:D

Khartoun2004
06-11-2004, 00:42
Did you hear that marina got arrested for having sex in a car. The funny part is it rolled down the hill they were on into the cop car... so if someone had remembered to put the car in park they wouldn't have gotten caught

freddie
06-11-2004, 01:11
I heard Khartoun2004 is a secrete Bush admirer, owning a Bush jumper, Bush Umbrella and a signed Bush toilet paper, printed with the colours of the american flag.

kishkash
06-11-2004, 03:33
i heard freds likes bush...lots of bush...and supports the campaign of bushs everywhere :gigi:

freddie
06-11-2004, 03:43
I heard Kishy dumped John Kerry though, after the election fiasco. He wanted to redeem himself by gratifying every sexual need she could possibly have, but it was too late. She had her way with him one last time (well... 3 last times), and was on her way.

kishkash
06-11-2004, 03:58
i heard freddie is way obsessed with the states and american politics to the point of boredom :p

freddie
06-11-2004, 04:19
I heard Kishy is an icky, icky, slimmy US-hater and is gonna feel the wrath of the greg one of these days!! :eek:

kishkash
06-11-2004, 04:28
i heard freds secretly admires the greg and wants to be just like him when he grows up. GOD BLESS AMERICA

freddie
06-11-2004, 04:43
I've heard Kakey is planning operation Bloody Maple Leaf, which is a codename for an invasion on the US soil in cooperation with Inuit tribes in the North and Eastcoasters from the... east.

Unplugged
06-11-2004, 04:48
I heard Freddie wants to be The Greg's secret room mate. SCORE! :lol:

freddie
06-11-2004, 04:59
I heard Staringelf fancies Kishy, but the rumours were probably false, since he's gay. :p

kishkash
06-11-2004, 05:03
i heard freds likes to imagine miggs and the greg passionately kissing while he tugs baby midiya...SCORE!

Unplugged
06-11-2004, 05:05
ewwwww :lol: :p

I heard Kakey likes to watch while Freds tugs Baby Midiya and thinks of those things :heh:

kishkash
06-11-2004, 05:08
:eek: no one was supposed to find out!

i heard miggs braids his chest hair and puts little hairbands on them to hold the braids :eek:


oh btw....SCORE!!!

Unplugged
06-11-2004, 05:12
I heard Kish braids her silky, freshly dyed, red pubic hair and then uses some sexy little bowties to keep them braided

:kwink: SCORE!

freddie
06-11-2004, 05:13
Kishy surprisingly likes to do the same with her... chest hair.

kishkash
06-11-2004, 05:37
:eek: SHHHH stop giving away all my secrets!!!

i heard freds likes the toothpaste the love bits so they have a nice minty fresh all day in ur mouth taste

Rachel
18-10-2005, 02:46
I heard kish has an addiction to downloading scat porn :laugh:

Bakhtior
19-10-2005, 05:33
I heard kish's avatar looks like somebody's hand in somebody's anus... :hmmm:
The person above you is Sexy IC, not kishkash

Юлян Julian
19-10-2005, 11:56
Bakhitior wishes to be raped by an older woman

Rachel
19-10-2005, 21:58
Юлян Julian is very fond of cucumbers :gigi:

Khartoun2004
19-10-2005, 22:46
Rachel has a fetish for girlish looking german boys

Rachel
19-10-2005, 22:55
Well one anyway :p

Khartoun2004 is having a relationship with CLICK! (http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg)

Khartoun2004
19-10-2005, 22:59
OMG! Rachel LMAO!

Rachel is currently in the middle of making a collection of CD's featuring her PD like habits and tips for the less talented. The collection should hit stores world wide on November 22. :p

Rachel
19-10-2005, 23:03
Wanna order a copy? :gigi:

Khartoun2004 likes to bring herself off with the vibrate function on her phone :gigi:

Khartoun2004
19-10-2005, 23:09
It was been said that Sexy_IC is the one responsible for the week of heavy rain on the Northeastern coast of the United States

Rachel
19-10-2005, 23:21
Sorry guys :gigi:

Khartoun2004 apparently has been caught drinking & bathing in her own urine :gigi: She said it makes herself feel clean & fresh :gigi:

shizzo
19-10-2005, 23:45
Sexy IC is a closet heterosexual!

Rachel
19-10-2005, 23:47
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

shizzo was caught last week masturbating over a picture of his parents :eek:

shizzo
20-10-2005, 00:04
Sexy IC was caught last week masturbating over a picture of ME!

Rachel
20-10-2005, 00:11
Ewwwww :bum:

shizzo has a large collection of Barbie dolls.

shizzo
20-10-2005, 00:17
Pff, that's no secret. :lol:

Did anybody hear about the hundreds of dead eels washing up on
beaches in India (http://cities.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=152899)? Sexy IC's fault! She pissed in the water!

Khartoun2004
20-10-2005, 00:46
Sorry guys :gigi:

Khartoun2004 apparently has been caught drinking & bathing in her own urine :gigi: She said it makes herself feel clean & fresh :gigi:

Rachel that's just gross :hmmm: funny, but totally gross

Sorry :lalala:

Kappa
20-10-2005, 15:20
I hear Khartoun2004 bathes in milk every third day, just so that "the pussies come lick me dry".

;)

Rachel
21-10-2005, 00:29
I heard darje has a farting fetish :gigi:

haku
21-10-2005, 03:27
I heard Sexy IC is trying to get a job as a nurse in a retirement home so she can give tongue baths to old women. :gigi:

Rachel
21-10-2005, 03:29
How did you know? :eek:

I heard George Michael stuck his finger's in Amber's ass :eek:

forre
21-10-2005, 03:34
Sexy IC has turned out not be sexy at all. She's a macho-man with an automatic gun, hairy and ugly.

Rachel
21-10-2005, 03:43
I heard Olga has a personal problem that has to be dealt with by applying yogurt into the area :eek:

haku
21-10-2005, 03:44
I heard George Michael stuck his finger's in Amber's assGeez, you promised not to repeat it. :p

I heard Sexy IC has a rabbit fetish and she asks her girlfriend to wear a bunny suit when they have sex. :spy:

Rachel
21-10-2005, 03:50
I heard Amber has a sex-change booked for next week :eek:

haku
21-10-2005, 03:55
I heard Amber has a sex-change booked for next weekNah, only boobs for now.

I've been told Sexy IC collects puddle juice from her lover and mixed it in her tea, she says it gives tea an extra sweet taste. :eek:

Rachel
21-10-2005, 03:57
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have been told from a reliable source that Amber only has 3 fingers on each hand :eek:

forre
21-10-2005, 04:01
The time of truth is here. It's the time to reveal not only that Sexy_IC is hairy bit her real name too. Ladies and gemtlemen, meet our own Trevor Horn!

Rachel
21-10-2005, 04:06
I was told last week that Olga has false teeth :gigi:

rosh
21-10-2005, 10:51
i heard that sexy ic likes to dance around her room with panties on her head singing "i am from uranus" :spy:

Rachel
21-10-2005, 23:18
I heard rosh likes the taste of a woman on her period :gigi:

Khartoun2004
21-10-2005, 23:28
I heard sexy_IC died after having Yulia sit on her face.

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:08
I wish :(

I heard Khartoun2004 secretly has a dick :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:35
I heard sexy_ic secretly likes my "secret" dick.

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:38
:no: :no: :no:

I heard Khartoun2004 is planning to hack tatysite :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:39
I heard the Puddle Queen is planning another puddle night for tatysite.

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:41
I heard Khartoun2004 is planning to suck all the puddle up once the night has finished :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:43
I heard Sexy_IC is going to move to New York City to make Sexy Sydney her sex slave

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:44
I heard Khartoun2004 wants to join us :gigi:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:45
I heard Sexy_IC is also making plans to visit the nude beaches of P-Town Massachusetts

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:46
I heard Khartoun2004 is going to take pics of me once I get there :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:47
I heard Sexy IC will love every minute of it

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:48
I heard Khartoun2004 has a torture chamber in the basement of her house :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:50
I heard Sexy IC's entire house is a torture chamber

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:51
I heard Khartoun2004 likes having hot wax poured onto her :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:52
I heard Sexy IC drinks her own puddles for breakfast

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:54
I heard Khartoun2004 is selling casts of her breasts on ebay :eek:

Khartoun2004
22-10-2005, 00:54
I heard Sexy IC bought 100 of them :p

Rachel
22-10-2005, 00:56
Ooops...I guess you found out :lalala:

I heard Khartoun2004 likes to bath in cod liver oil :eek:

haku
22-10-2005, 02:00
I heard that Sexy IC has ordered a realistic dildo and that she's going to call it Bill. :yes:

Rachel
22-10-2005, 02:02
Ewwwwww :bum: I like Bill but not *that* much :bum:

I heard Sexy Amber buys a bigger dildo each week to find out exactly how much his ass can take :eek:

haku
22-10-2005, 05:40
I heard that Sexy IC is planning to open a webstore where she'll be selling official Puddle Queen merchandise, like used panties, small bottles of genuine Puddle Queen Juice, and even a silicone replica of the Puddle Queen's Pussy. :eek:

Rachel
22-10-2005, 13:41
You wanna buy some stuff?! ;)

I have heard that Amber had a relationship with one of Westlife :eek:

haku
23-10-2005, 01:45
You wanna buy some stuff?! ;)Some used panties for a start. :gigi:

I've been told that Sexy IC has cut holes in all her tops so her pierced nipples are visible at all times, needless to say, she makes quite an impression wherever she goes… :eek:

Rachel
23-10-2005, 02:08
I heard that Amber has a green liquid oozing out of his you know what :eek:

Khartoun2004
23-10-2005, 20:15
I heard the Puddle Queen had trouble performing last night

Rachel
23-10-2005, 21:36
I heard Khartoun2004 it selling her mother on ebay :eek:

Kappa
24-10-2005, 00:11
I hear IC has been secretly meeting Bill from Tokio Hotel at, well, a hotel. I wonder what are they doing? ;)

Rachel
24-10-2005, 01:02
Just looking at him, honest! :p

I heard darje is attracted to Oprah :eek:

Khartoun2004
24-10-2005, 01:04
I heard Sexy IC is attracted to homicidal bunnies

wanna buy my mom rachel? I'll give you a discount...

Rachel
24-10-2005, 01:07
wanna buy my mom rachel? I'll give you a discount...Depends how much you're offering her for :p

I heard Khartoun2004 listens to the Spice Girls everyday to relive the 90s :gigi:

Khartoun2004
24-10-2005, 01:20
I heard Sexy IC secretly listens to westlife wishing they looked as much like girls as Bill

I'll sell you my mom for 1,000... she's an awesome programer, but she's horrible with hardware...

Rachel
24-10-2005, 01:26
I'll sell you my mom for 1,000... she's an awesome programer, but she's horrible with hardware... Are you saying what I think you're saying?! :laugh:

I heard Khartoun2004 is secretly a fan of Tokio Hotel :p

marina
24-10-2005, 12:04
I heard from Khartoun2004 who been talking to Sexy Amber the other day that Sexy IC has started to sprout fuzz that resemble sideburns ...OMG!!!

luxxi
24-10-2005, 12:16
I heard marina has a large collection of inflatable dolls of Star Wars characters

:newyear:

marina
24-10-2005, 12:23
I heard luxxi is very envious of my collection

luxxi
24-10-2005, 13:23
I heard marina wants to add santa doll to her collection

:newyear:

Rachel
24-10-2005, 16:56
I heard luxxi wants to fuck the santa doll :eek:

luxxi
24-10-2005, 17:22
I heard sexy IC sells puddles.

:newyear:

Rachel
24-10-2005, 17:25
Anyone wanna buy one? :gigi:

I heard luxxi blocked the toilet :eek:

luxxi
24-10-2005, 17:30
I heard luxxi tried to flush down Sexy IC and it blocked

:newyear:

Rachel
24-10-2005, 17:34
:cry:

I heard luxxi is evil :eek:

luxxi
24-10-2005, 17:39
I heard Sexy IC is a crybaby

:newyear:

Rachel
24-10-2005, 17:40
I heard luxxi hasn't had sex for 10 years :eek:

luxxi
24-10-2005, 17:48
I heard Sexy IC's left hand is getting jelaous because her right hand is getting all the action :lol:

:newyear:

Khartoun2004
24-10-2005, 23:03
I heard that there won't be any Christmas this year because Luxxi has santa locked in his closet as his sex slave.

How much are you selling puddles for Rach? Maybe I'll trade you my Mother for some puddles...

zebu
24-10-2005, 23:29
khartoun2004 is secretly dating condolezza rice (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/25/rice.rebuttal/story.rice.tue.jpg), theyre madly in love

Khartoun2004
24-10-2005, 23:38
dude that's just wrong on so many levels.

I heard Zebu is secretly dating Tom Delay and is silently cursing the FBI.

luxxi
25-10-2005, 08:58
I heard Khartoun2004 is really George Bush :eek:

:newyear:

Rachel
25-10-2005, 14:13
How much are you selling puddles for Rach? Maybe I'll trade you my Mother for some puddles...One puddle per orgasm provided by your mum :laugh:

I heard that luxxi is a cannibal :eek:

luxxi
25-10-2005, 14:55
I heard sexy IC likes to eat "kittens" :lol:

:newyear:

Rachel
25-10-2005, 14:57
I do love pussy :p

I heard luxxi has sex with reindeer :eek:

luxxi
25-10-2005, 18:32
I heard sexy IC is really a computer program

:newyear:

Rachel
25-10-2005, 18:38
I heard luxxi has 5 arms :eek:

luxxi
25-10-2005, 19:05
I heard Sexy IC is part fish

:newyear:

Rachel
25-10-2005, 21:13
I heard luxxi is both a male and a female :eek:

Khartoun2004
25-10-2005, 21:58
I heard Sexy IC has a crush on my mom

Rachel
25-10-2005, 22:31
I heard Khartoun2004 is right :gigi:

kishkash
26-10-2005, 01:37
wait WAIT im the y0 MAMA bitch here...*humps everyones mama's legs*

i heard rach sings like a cow being pushed off a cliff :eek:

Rachel
26-10-2005, 01:46
You heard right :p

I heard kishkash forced her friend's canine friend to give her oral sex :eek:

luxxi
26-10-2005, 08:31
I heard Sexy IC has a homemade video of somebody getting oral sex from dog :spy:

:newyear:

Kappa
26-10-2005, 15:25
I hear Luxxi has an inflatable santa doll tucked under the bed :eek: