Fortunately - Unfortunately

[crni]

unfortunately, he was a psychopatic killer on a loose, and NASA wasn't aware of that :eek:

[kishkash]

fortunately...the nunnery was rebuilt, and karen went back to the only place she felt @ home in

[Kate]

Unfortunately, she couldn't go back to the nunnary, as she was on Mars with Oogaga.

[crni]

fortunately, nasa realized oogaga wanted to slash karen into pieces so they aborted the mission and sent karen to nunnery :p

[Kate]

Unfortunately, the NASA space-craft was faulty, and couldn't turn back to earth. It's final destination was Mars, and that's it. And NASA decided not to spend another 15 billion dollars on a new space-craft to bring them home. :(

[luxxi]

fortunatly MArs was inhabited by sexy martians who wanted to shag Karen

:newyear:

[Kate]

Unfortunatley, the marcians were just in Karens imagination, cuz she was stressed by the thought of spending the rest of her life on Mars...

[luxxi]

fortunatly they traveled through soem sort of energy field which allowed people to make thier imagination real

:newyear:

[Kate]

Unfortunately, this means that Oogaga's imagination came true as well, and Mars became the ultimate Playboy Planet, swarming with long-legged blodes with huge breasts...

[luxxi]

fortunatly after some time Oogaga got tired of long-legged blondes with huge breasts and KAren was short-legged brunette with small breasts

:newyear:

[rosh]

unfortunately oogaga imagined karen was his mother with a moustache and she turned into this image ...

[luxxi]

fortunatly Karan always wanted to try incest sex :bum:

:newyear:

[rosh]

unfortunately she got pregnant with a mongoloid baby

[luxxi]

fortunatly she fantasised about healthy baby and it became healthy :yes:

:newyear:

[Kate]

Unfortunately, after the baby was born, they faced the fact that their oxygen was running out on Mars. :( And even imaginary oxygen can't help with that... cuz our bodies need the REAL stuff to function.

[luxxi]

fortunatly they imagined huge forest so they had oxygen

:newyear:

[Kate]

Unfortunately, they needed REAL oxygen to survive. So all that was left to do is stare at the countdown to the finish of their oxygen...

I am like the oxygen of this game! Come on people! Let's get this game goin'! :user:

[luxxi]

fortunatly a Klingon cruiser came along and rescued them

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, they got captured by the romulans :(

[Kate]

What happened here? I don't get it. Who are romulans, and what is a Klingon cruiser? :dknow:

[luxxi]

Fortunatly Romulans were attacked by Borg and Karen escaped.


What happened here? I don't get it. Who are romulans, and what is a Klingon cruiser? :dknow:

Not a Trekkie, eh? ;) They are races from Star Trek.

:newyear:

[Kate]

Unfortunately, Karen fell in love with Darth Vader. It was unfortunate, cuz he couldn't sustain an erection. :p

[luxxi]

Cough. Star Trek not Star Wars.

:newyear:

[Kate]

Does it metter? It's all made up anyway. :gigi:

I'm off to sleep. See you guys tomorrow.

[luxxi]

Fortunatly Karen imagined DV with with erection and it happeend.

:newyear:

[rosh]

unfortunately DV suffered from premature ejaculation :rolleyes:

[luxxi]

fortunatly Karen imagined him coming late and it hapened as well. :yes:

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, she didn't come at all :no:

[luxxi]

fortunatly she was able to service herself later. :kwink:

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, she she had no time to do so

[madeldoe]

fortunately she found princess lea and found some time..

[Kate]

Lol.

Unfortunately, princess Lea was not into that kind of thing... :(

[madeldoe]

fortunately karen was and persuaded the shy princess :D

[luxxi]

unfortunatly shy princess didn't know whether to bite or lick so she bit. :bum:

:newyear:

[marina]

fortunately , she did right thing !

[crni]

unfortunately, we don't know what the right thing is... :spy:

[luxxi]

fortunatly Lea was dead drunk so she didn't care if KAren is doing right thing or wrong as long as Chewie stayed away.

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, chewie couldn't stay away...

[luxxi]

fortunatly chewie was drunk as well so he passed out

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, chewie wasn't drinking alone so the others came and lea started to care whether karen was doing the right thing (or wrong)...

[luxxi]

fortunatly other wookies were drunk as well so they fell asleep as well

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately I don't know what you are talking about ..so may I suggest they all woke up with horrific headache , heartburn and nausea within the minutes...

[luxxi]

fortunatly for them wookies decided to get drunk again

:newyear:

[rosh]

unfortunately there was a laxative in the alcohol ... :bum: and a long queue for the toilet :eek:

[luxxi]

fortunatly wookies decided not to wait for toilet

:newyear:

[crni]

unfortunately, they all got wet :yes:

[luxxi]

fortunatly saying "nothing stinks like wet wookie" was proven wrong.

:newyear:

[rosh]

unfortunately wet wookie stink involves poo ... :bum:

[luxxi]

fortunatly Karen was turned on by smell of wookie poo :(

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately ,the whole experience was aided to by a nice breeze that kept the smell away and invited a whole lot of mosquitoes..

[luxxi]

forunatly Karen rembered anice recepie for mosquite steaks :liplick:

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately anice mosquitoes steaks can indeed be a delicacy, even if it is,of course, never low in fat.

[Kate]

Fortunately, Karen was not on a low fat diet. She liked unhealthy food, and decided to try her luck in selling the mosquito steak recipe to McDonald's. :gigi:

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly folks at McD weren't interested :no: :(

:newyear:

[Kate]

Fortunately, Karen slept with the manager and he agreed to buy her recipe for two and a half million dollars. :D

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly his wife came to bedroom then, saw them in bed, flipped out and killed him

:newyear:

[marina]

Fortunately , she liked Karen's wonderful mosquito steak recipe

[Kate]

Unfortunately, mosquitos became an endangered species by the time they got the paper work done and all. :(

[luxxi]

Fortunately scientists developed good cloning techniques so they started cloning them.

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately , the ones that are cloned are valued as breeding stock, not as meat... :D

[luxxi]

Fortunatly soon there was enough mosquitos to start eating them.

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunatly we seemed to be the only ones participating so I am glad to see your stories here ...and by the way , there seems to be an association with sluggish liver function from eating too much mosquitos...

[luxxi]

fortunatly others soemtimes pop in as well..... and furtunately that condition could be corrected with large amounts of vodka

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately ,large amounts can cause diarrhea ..(here we go again :D )

[luxxi]

Fortunatly this isn't always the case :no:

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen started to think about her music career. In a bid to win over the world she put up all her own money to record a new song :cool:

[luxxi]

Fortunatly it was a big hit. In Zimbabwe.

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen didn't give up and was dreaming about a lucrative deal with Sony .....

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, after sleeping with Sony's boss, she got the deal :D

[luxxi]

Unfortunately Sony's boss fell in love with her and divorced her husband to be with Karen.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen didn't mind, and released her new hit single, "I Stole A Married Man"

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly police arrested her for theft

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, her lawyer cleared up everything and she was released and gave lots of interviews on the subject, and her single was even more successful thanks to all this publicity, so she got to perform it on TV shows a lot :D

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly Sony boss turned into stalker and started stalking Karen

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen didn't care about being stalked, cause she had a weird fetish with being stalked and then having wild sex between TV show performances.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly Karen's stalker was stalked herself. :(

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen's stalker also had a Stalker-fetish, so Karen, Karen's stalker and Karen's stalker's stalker all had an orgy :lol:

[luxxi]

unfortunatly Karen's stalker stalker couldn't get it up :(

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, they had a dildo nearby and had fun anyway :p

[luxxi]

unfortunatly dildo broke while Karen was using it.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen had some super-instant-glue and fixed it

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly glue wasn't as fast drying as they thought and was still active when Karen begun using it again so it got stuck in most inapropriate place.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fortunately, they called the firemen who removed the dildo from Karen's private parts with the help of a firetorch :D

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly firetorch melted the dildo and melted dildo flowed even deeper

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

ewwwwwwwww :eek: :ill: :laugh:

Fortunately, Karen went straight to the hospital and a ginecologist removed all melted pieces of dildo from her vagina, and after that he asked her on a date.

[luxxi]

Fortunatlly doctor's husband came to her office so Karen had to say no.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

So the Doctor was gay and married? :confused: :laugh: OK....

Fortunately, when Karen left the hospital she received new dildos as gifts from her stalkers

[luxxi]

So the Doctor was gay and married? :confused: :laugh: OK....
No, he got sex change operation and got married. :yes:

Unfortunatly her stalker found somebody else to stalk and didn't return Karen's calls when she invited them for some intimate stalking.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, Karen opened up a website on the Internet called "Sexual Stalking Exchange", where people with sexual stalking fetish could add personals and set up hot dates :p

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly Stalkers Inc. sued her for copyright violation

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, they lost the sue and Karen kept her website and released a new hit single entitled "I Wanna Stalk You", with a sexy choreography which consisted of Karen running after 300 chicks on stage and ripping their clothes off :p

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen injured her knee during a video shoot and was hospitalized for a knee surgery :D

[luxxi]

Fortunatly the operation went well and crew made her large quantities of chicken soup.

:newyear:

[marina]

unfortunately , she was allergic and reacted badly to chicken

[luxxi]

fortunatly allergy wasnt as bad as she spend hours with 300 chickens on stage

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Unfortunately, Karen had a psychotic chrisis and started killing chickens nonstop and was caught walking naked on the streets with too dead chickens in her hands, and was put away in a looney house. :eek:

[luxxi]

Fortunatly nurse fell in love with her and let her escape after AKren had hot sex with her

:newyear:

[marina]

Unfortunately , Karen was so drunk that night she couldn't run away far ...

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, she ran away far enough to find a filthy truck driver who accepted driving her to a motel if she gave him a blowjob

[luxxi]

Unfortunalty Karen misunderstood him and thought he wanted BJ now so she procedeed to do it and trucker caused accident.

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

:laugh:

Fortunately, none of them got severely hurt.

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly truck was carying liquid nitrogen and both were frozen.

:newyear:

[marina]

Fortunately , it was really hot night and Karen and the truck driver are slowly melted away :D

[luxxi]

unfortunatly they melted in same puddle and they were mixed

:newyear:

[Unplugged]

Fortunately, someone noticed them and took them to a great surgeon who separated them.

[luxxi]

unfortunatly that doctor was a hack and he mixed allt he parts :(

:newyear:

[Kate]

Fortunately, the doctor's wife was a pretty good sergeon, too. :p

[luxxi]

Unfortunatly she was on the other side of the world

:newyear: