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Unplugged
16-05-2004, 04:23
WARNING: This thread contains links to images of nudity. If you are under 16, you are reading this thread and viewing its images at your own risk. :znaika:



tATu's SECRET MANSION

That's right. It was true, tATu did live together - in Sim City! :p They bought a huge mansion with a wonderful garden, swimming pool, a bedroom surrounded by nature and lust, one luxurious bathroom, a big living room, a private room with a big movie screen and a classic piano, and of course a kitchen with everything they need :D

This is how their first day on their new house went.

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CHAPTER 1: The Celebration

tATu moved in to their wonderful mansion.

A view from the top. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0079.jpg)

Lena and Yulia got together in the garden to celebrate their new house. The two were really happy and excited.
They held hands and kissed passionately:
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0063.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0060.jpg)
3 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0061.jpg)
4 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0062.jpg)

Lena decided they should go for a swim. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0000.jpg) Yulia joined her. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0088.jpg)

The girls got hungry and got out of the pool. Lena cooked their first meal on their brand new stove (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0007.jpg)
After it was ready,
she was joined by Yulia and they ate while having a little chat about the great decoration in the kitchen. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0008.jpg)

Later in the afternoon, as the two were preparing to have a shower,
Lena surprised Yulia with a lovely gift! (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0009.jpg) Yulia was very excited and once again demonstrated all her love for Lena:
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0011.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0010.jpg)
3 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0013.jpg)
4 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0014.jpg)

Then the two went to bathroom and had a lovely shower. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0019.jpg) It was great! (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0042.jpg)

After that, it was dinner time. Yulia and Lena started discussing what they should eat. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0022.jpg) Yulia told Lena that all that swimming made her extra hungry and so she needed a big pizza. Lena agreed and licked her lips. Yulia ordered the pizza then. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0021.jpg)

After a wonderful dinner, Lena and Yulia saw a movie about a squirrel. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0044.jpg) [:rolleyes: :p] They both loved it! (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0043.jpg)

Later, Yulia played a song at the piano (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0045.jpg) and dedicated it to Lena. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0046.jpg)
Lena was very pleased and started dancing with Yulia (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0047.jpg)
And the fun continued outside in the garden:
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0048.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0049.jpg)
3 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0051.jpg)
4 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0052.jpg)
5 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0053.jpg)
6 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1-0055.jpg)
7 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0056.jpg)

After so many wet kisses, Lena and Yulia decided it was time to get even more wet. So they went to their room and had sex ;)
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0032.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0034.jpg)
3 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0035.jpg)
4 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0037.jpg)
5 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0038.jpg)

Then the 2 girls fell asleep, and Lena dreamt about peace. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0029.jpg)

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On the next chapter: The local priest and a nun find out that russian lesbians have moved in to the neighbourhood and there's a huge fight. But maybe the Priest is hiding something?
Don't miss it! Here's a little taste - Sister Smith loses her temper and hits Yulia Volkova! (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Smith_7_0000.jpg) :eek:

shizzo
16-05-2004, 04:32
This is awesome! :D

More, more!

cirrus
16-05-2004, 05:05
Oh.....My.......Ghod

this is just..I have no words. I mean, it's just that ---- oh, look at that, Lena in a bathing suit :D

Please Continue!

warx
16-05-2004, 05:31
first i was :eek: ... :p :D
cute :coctail:

taty994945
16-05-2004, 07:00
The squirrel one was hilarious. Good stuff staringelf. :done:

Kouketsuno Rei
16-05-2004, 07:11
Whoa! This is awesome! I read awhile back about a Lena Sims skin, but never did I think it would be real!

You gotta continue this! It's like illustrated fanfiction! Ah, yes, great fun! :D

rosh
16-05-2004, 10:05
hehehehehe oh so cool :):):):):) :coctail: staringelf now i get your question about the sims :)

Mossopp
16-05-2004, 10:48
That's the coolest thing I have seen in a long time! So funny - really made my day! :laugh:
Everybody! - a round of applause for staringelf! :10x:

haku
16-05-2004, 12:24
LMAO staringelf! That was hilarious! :lol:

I didn't know you could have girl on girl action and complete nudity in the Sims. :D Or do you have to get an add-on or something, like to get the SS females naked in Wolfenstein? (I don't have the Sims so i have no idea how it works.)

TaTu^HeRo
16-05-2004, 13:24
staringelf can u tell me where did u find the sex patch for the sims, i've been searching for it for ages :D ??

Unplugged
16-05-2004, 16:13
I didn't know you could have girl on girl action and complete nudity in the Sims. Or do you have to get an add-on or something, like to get the SS females naked in Wolfenstein? (I don't have the Sims so i have no idea how it works.)

Yes, you need a patch for complete nudity, extra skins and extra animations for sex :gigi: :heh:

staringelf can u tell me where did u find the sex patch for the sims, i've been searching for it for ages ??

Hey, I don't remember where I got it from anymore, but I have it so if you want I can send it to you. PM me ;)

Oh, and thanks everyone for the appreciation. The 2nd Chapter is almost done :coctail:
:10x:

kishkash
16-05-2004, 19:42
WHOAH migue! that was really good :D

i had NO idea u could do half that stuff in the Sims *cough*

:coctail: :cool: :p

Eku1
16-05-2004, 20:23
WOW! That was.. cooool staringelf! :D
I don't have SIMS, but looks like a funny game! :heh:
Keep going! :done:

QueenBee
16-05-2004, 20:38
Is it obvious that I like the sex part the most? :D

rosh
16-05-2004, 20:39
heh even the sims are having more sex than i am .... :gigi:

ypsidan04
16-05-2004, 20:54
Oh, happy days are here again! :D :D Dinner in a bikini. :laugh:

http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0034.jpg

That got an audible "Hell no!" out of me. :laugh:

haku
17-05-2004, 04:10
That got an audible "Hell no!" out of me.
LOL, "Hell no"? Personally i was more like "Ooh yeah!" :D Followed by "That redhead can spread!" :laugh:

And in the next episode there is a nun! Who knows what might happen with that nun? staringelf has a perverted mind. :lol:

I just hope Pasha won't make an appearance at some point and have his way with Yulia, or even worse with Lena, or both. :bum:

kishkash
17-05-2004, 04:39
it appears that miguella-bella has opened up his very own...*gasp* shall i say it?

tatu pornatorium!! WEEEEEEEE :10x:

Lux
17-05-2004, 04:44
yulia's boobs are big! bigger than usual. she must have had a cyber breast augmentation. so this is what's left, eh? slim pickins no less. i'll take what i can get, beggars can't be choosers. ;)

haku
17-05-2004, 04:57
tatu pornatorium!!
LOL! :D This thread is actually what the Podnebesnaya "reality" show should have been. staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining. :liplick:

kishkash
17-05-2004, 05:17
staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.

indeed...miguel has a true talent...artistic vision only a choice few have the pleasure of claiming they poses....he makes a good tatu director...far superior to the likes of Mansky....and for heavens sake... anyone who can get lena and yulia to get their kit off is a God in my eyes :gigi:

Lux
17-05-2004, 05:28
*gag*

Veggie Delite
17-05-2004, 12:36
niiiice :chupa:

Unplugged
17-05-2004, 16:10
LOL! This thread is actually what the Podnebesnaya "reality" show should have been. staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.

:lol: haku! Yeah, u bet! Now THIS is a reality show! It's always gonna be extreme. Hint: Chapter 2 is almost done and Yulia and Lena (besides masturbating) are gonna be in a life or death situation! :heh: Can't say more, tonight it will be finished and posted here :D

little_devil
17-05-2004, 16:46
Super! I`m fond of it!!!
And I agree with haku about "Podnebesnaja"!!!
staringelf you rule!!! :D

Me Am Hulk
17-05-2004, 20:02
Staringelf, I hope Le Manse Julia et Helene is not next to the OSBOURNES!

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

Ozzy wanders about the premises with a notable
lump in the seat of his sweat pants. :bebebe:

OZZY:
Sharon! SHAAAAROOOOON!
I've left a wee present
in me diapers! It's changing
time.... eh?

Ozzy peeps through the hedges...

EXT. TATU MANSION - DAY

...and he sees LENA seated in YULIA'S lap. The redhead's privates are covered in a two piece bikini made of fig leaves. The brunette is dressed in a coppery see-through bodysuit with snake-scale patterns from neck to ankle.

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

OZZY:
Wha'thebleedin'ell'sthis?

EXT. TATU MANSION - DAY

Lena bats her eyelashes quizzically
at Yulia, who leers, HISSES, and dangles a large fig in front of Lena's lips.

LENA:
Oooh! But Madame Serpent,
my daddy on high said I'm not
supposed to eat THAT fruit!

YULIA:
Aw, forget what that grumpy ol'
fart says! Have a little nibble, Evie-
Weavie! What could POSSIBLY go
wrong?

LENA:
(Licking the fig.)
Oh... oh my!

EXT. OSBOURNE BACKYARD - DAY

Ozzy is slackjawed.

OZZY:
Jack! JAAAAAAACK!
Get... get over 'ere!
Them two birds next door
are playing "Adam n' Steve!"

JACK:
Change your diapers first,
Dad.

KillaQueen
18-05-2004, 12:13
:laugh: Fantabulous, staringelf! :coctail:

Will we see a Kung-Fu Lena practicing some moves on the nun? :spy:

Aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaa! :bum: :gigi:

Unplugged
18-05-2004, 21:39
Hey everyone, I'm sorry to say Chapter 2 will probably only be available next Friday. I've been trying to finish but I had a lot of important work today and tomorrow and Thursday will be completely busy, so only on Friday I'll be able to finish it. Sorry :rose:

marmalou
19-05-2004, 08:24
I'm away for a while and then this happens.
Great comic story, I loved it!! :10x:
Keep up the good work staringelf.

BTW I don't really know the Simpsons.

PoisonousTruth
22-05-2004, 00:24
I can't believe I didn't check this thread out sooner.

That was great. :D On the Sims I have two people of the same gender can't even sleep in the same bed so I was surprised to see some of that stuff.*lol*

ypsidan04
22-05-2004, 16:17
LOL! This thread is actually what the Podnebesnaya "reality" show should have been. staringelf would have been a far better director than Mansky, and the show would have been far more entertaining.

But it's Russia. :rolleyes: Not the Netherlands, or Australia. :p
Personally i was more like "Ooh yeah!" Followed by "That redhead can spread!"

:lol: :chupa: :spy:
Ozzy is slackjawed.

OZZY:
Jack! JAAAAAAACK!
Get... get over 'ere!
Them two birds next door
are playing "Adam n' Steve!"

JACK:
Change your diapers first,
Dad.

:laugh: ;) That was great.

haku
22-05-2004, 16:35
But it's Russia.
Hehe, TV can be hot in Russia too... :D

Look at those shows:
http://www.eg.ru/Publication.mhtml?PubID=5592&Menu=&Part=16
http://www.eg.ru/Publication.mhtml?PubID=5583&Menu=&Part=16

No wonder that Podnebesnaya didn't get good ratings with such competition... :lol:

rosh
22-05-2004, 16:48
haku i am afraid to ask how you even arrived at those links .... :bum:

haku
22-05-2004, 16:57
haku i am afraid to ask how you even arrived at those links ....
LOL, it's not difficult, it's on the home page of Express Gazeta, all the trashy news are there... :laugh:
http://www.eg.ru/

rosh
22-05-2004, 17:08
errr dodgy ... very trashy. lots of women their bits hanging out i see. could give anyone a :bum: looking !

haku
22-05-2004, 17:41
rosh, i'm surprised you didn't know Express Gazeta. :) Back in the old days when Tatu were at their peak, they had controversial articles about them almost every week. Each time an EG article was posted on this forum, those threads always turned into big fights. It's EG that first revealed that Pasha was Yulia's boyfriend and that he already had a wife and daughter. :)

If you want to have a laugh, go read this thread:
http://forum.tatysite.net/showthread.php?t=6940
It's where the first EG article about Pasha's wife was posted, it's *hilarious* to read the replies (including mine) that people made at the time. :D

I also recommend this thread:
http://forum.tatysite.net/showthread.php?t=4396
It's where the first articles revealing that Pasha was Yulia's boyfriend were posted, again, people's replies are a funny read. :D

rosh
22-05-2004, 17:46
haku i know about EG, i just never bothered venturing to look at the website :) looking cyrillic letters which i couldnt even read back then really bugged the heck out of me :) [which is why ive learned to at least be able to read them since then]

but thanks for the headsup, i will definitely go and read those threads :D

TaTu^HeRo
22-05-2004, 20:26
:laugh: indeed funny posts Haku if yulia was straight LOOL, Well hell yeah she's straight, and with a baby on the way :laugh:

haku
22-05-2004, 21:24
indeed funny posts Haku if yulia was straight LOOL
Hehe, yeah, i was a funny lad back then... :) :rolleyes:

taty994945
23-05-2004, 03:43
haku, those threads are quite funny to read. Pasha and Van Damme. :lol:

Unplugged
23-05-2004, 04:01
On the last chapter of t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion, Lena and Yulia celebrated their new life in Sim City with lots of tender kisses, sweet hugs and wild sex. They were alone for most of that day and felt that nobody and nothing could harm them.
Well, they were wrong.

CHAPTER 2: Between Love and Death

It was a lovely morning. While Lena was asleep, Yulia prepared breakfast (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0080.jpg).
Then, she woke up Lena, and while having a nice shower, the two lovers were interrupted by the maid who started cleaning the toilet. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0097.jpg)
"Get out of here, bitch! You're fired!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0098.jpg), Yulia shouted.
"Great, right on the very first day of work!...", the maid said, as she was leaving their bathroom for good.
After this short inconvenience, Lena and Yulia had a wonderful breakfast. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0081.jpg)
Yulia was a great cook, she learned from her mother. "She's an evil witch, but she sure can cook!", she said.
Lena agreed: "This is delicious, sweety. Oh!, and have you heard that song with the crazy drums (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0082.jpg) by Ruslana? Boy, she's hot! We should get battle uniforms like those! We could wear them with nothing underneath, it would be so sexy! And that way we could stop wearing school uniforms for at least one day...".
Yulia didn't know the song, but all that talk about drums and battle uniforms made her curious: "Hmm, that sounds fascinating. LET'S PLAY IT AND DANCE!", Yulia screamed - not as loud as she did when she sang "Not Gonna Get Us", though, because she didn't wanna break the windows of their new house.
Lena played the song on their stereo and the two tATu girls started dancing wildly to "Wild Dances".
Wild dancing 1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0084.jpg)
Wild dancing 2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0085.jpg)
"I love it!", Yulia shouted. "But I love YOU much more, Lenka! Awww, come here..." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0086.jpg)
"Oh, Yul... Oh, stop it. I can't get this horny in the morning... It's so... sinful."
"Da, cozy and sinful, just like your boobs, Len.", Yulia giggling.
"Oh, but it's 10 AM!... Don't you think it's a little early for sex?"
"Ok then, Sister Katina. Let's watch a porno and masturbate instead. Is that ok?"
Lena started laughing and got excited about the idea "OK, let's do it".
And so they did! ...
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0094.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0067.jpg)
The atmosphere got rapidly hot and Lena and Yulia got rid of their clothes and continued watching the lesbian movie.
1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0072.jpg)
2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0074.jpg)
"Mmmmmhhhh... Da, da, da, da, da!", Yulia moaned. "Ahhhhhhhhhh.... GREAT MOVIE!", Lena said after reaching an orgasm.
"Oh, I gotta clean up... Be right back, Len!"

In the meanwhile, on the other side of town, the local priest, Father Smith, was shocked while reading the newspaper:
"Scandalous lesbian duo t.A.T.u. move to Sim City!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Smith_7_0003.jpg)
He quickly called Sister Buttkisser over and they discussed the situation.
"I couldn't believe my mind. What an outrage!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Smith_7_0004.jpg)
"We gotta get rid of those lesbians, Father! They are wrong if they think they can just move to Sim City and corrupt our youngsters' minds with those sinful sexual distortions.", Sister Buttkisser said.
"Don't worry, I'll deal with it. I'm going to go there and tell them that the town is not pleased with their arrival. I'm sure I speak for everybody else when I say that."
"Of course you do, Father.", Buttkisser agreed. "And if it doesn't work, there are possibilities", she said, with a suspicious evil look on her face. "But yes, yes, go there now. I'm sure you'll do fine, Father. May God be with you on this moral quest!"
Father Smith thanked Sister Buttkisser's support and left.

While Yulia was still putting on some clothes, Lena heard the door bell ringing...
"Great, this is all I needed right now. I wonder who it is..." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0100.jpg)
"Yulka, someone rang the door bell! Come quick!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0101.jpg)
Yulia quickly put on her black bikini and joined Lena. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0102.jpg) "This is so strange. I didn't think anyone knew we moved in. Let's see..."
The two girls opened the door and Lena greeted the guest in shock:

"SANTA?! What are you doing here? It's not Christmas yet!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0103.jpg)
"Look here, just because Len is naked and I'm wearing a bikini it doesn't mean we're two hot russian lesbians who have a Santa Claus fetish, ok? We love each other, and we don't do groups, you sick bastard!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0104.jpg), said Yulia, in a very angry tone.
"But wait... Let me explain!...", Santa demanded.
"Shut up, Santa! Lena, I'm going inside. I gotta have a drink and have an omelette with bacon, cause this is freaking me out!"
"OK. Once for and all: what do you want? We're not going to have sex with you, Santa! You better have a good explanation for this! How did you know we were here?" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0105.jpg), Lena desperately asked him.
"Well, Lena, I know where everybody lives. But I didn't come here for sex or presents, dear. I have a message from one of your fans!", Santa replied enthusiasticly.
"What?! Who?! What?!"
"My slovene friend Luxxi from TatySite.net is a big fan of you and he asked me to come here and tell you to be careful in Sim City, or else someone will shove an alien anal probe up your ass and it will later turn out to be a giant satellite dish!..."
"Oh... Ok. Thanks.", Lena replied nonchalantly.
"You're welcome, Lena. Farewell!"
Santa Claus left and Lena went back inside and, while having a bath (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0117.jpg), she told Yulia about the talk with Santa. "It was nothing really. Just some message from a fan."
"Message? What message?!", Yulia asked with a confused look on her face.
"Something about being careful here so we don't get alien anal probes shoved up our asses, because they might later turn into giant satellite dishes!..."
"Oh... That's scary. Well, I'm sorry for shouting at him, then. That's important to know..... I guess!", said Yulia, giggling.

*ding dong*

Someone rang the door bell. Yulia was shocked: "Oh, the bell's ringing again! How do these people find out we're here?! It must be those same fucking journalists who wrote I was dating some ugly guy named Pasha. Pffff. I'll be right back, Len", she said.
The dark-haired russian went outside and found out she had a very holy visit...
"Hello, I'm Yulia Volkova. What do you want?" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0106.jpg), she asked.
"I know who you are, young lady! You are a russian lesbian! You should be ashamed of yourself, moving into Sim City and bringing your imoral behaviour here!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0108.jpg), Father Smith accused.
"What?! How dare you! Look, we're not sinners. We are just like we are. We're not lesbians, we just love each other." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0109.jpg)
"Yeah, same thing! This love is sinful! May you burn in Hell, you sinful russian creature!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0111.jpg)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! GET YOUR HOLY ASS OUT OF MY SIGHT OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU WANT TO CRY, MOTHAFUCKA!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0112.jpg)
"Blasphemy! Oh, Lord, forgive this sinful soul, she doesn't know what she's doing." "This is not over yet!", said Father Smith as he left the tATu Mansion. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0114.jpg)
"Yeah, you bet it's not over, fucker. You'll see. You'll see.", Yulia told her angry self.

Yulia went back inside, took her clothes off and got ready for a nice and comfy warm bath.
Lena was peeing in the bathroom as she heard Yulia's scandalous story (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0020.jpg)
"He said we were sinners, Len. Sinners! Can you believe this?"
"Oh my God, what is going on?... Maybe we should go back to Moscow...", Lena hesitated.
"NO!", Yulia interrupted. "We're going to stay here and we're gonna be very happy. We just have to show these people that they have no reason to mess with us! You'll see. We'll go talk to that stupid priest and show him we're normal people."
"Hmmm... OK. I guess you are right. We might as well try. Let's go there right now", Lena said.

And while Lena and Yulia didn't arrive, Father Smith and Sister Buttkisser talked about their plans:
"Tell me everything, Father!", Buttkisser insisted. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_000.jpg)
"Well, I'll tell you inside. Let's go inside, Sister."
"Alright!"
"Well, here we are. This is what happened: I went there, and I confronted the dark-haired lesbian. She was really vulgar and rude, and extremely sinful. I warned her, but she wouldn't listen. She threatened me even." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_001.jpg)
"Oh, dear... Don't worry. I'll take care of it, Father" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_002.jpg), said Buttkisser.
"Thank you, Sister. Now, go change clothes. We have some holy work to do" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/smith_6_sexy1.jpg), Father Smith said. smith_6_sexy1
"Oh, I will be right back, Father!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/smith_brb.jpg)
Sister Buttkisser went to the bathroom and put on some provocative lingerie.
"Well, Father, do I have your approval?" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0015.jpg)
"Oh, yes. Lovely. You sinful bitch!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0016.jpg) "May the Lord forgive us" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0017.jpg)
"AMEN!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0019.jpg), shouted Sister Buttkisser.
She then got into the bed with Father Smith (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0020.jpg) and there was some hot action:

Holy SEX 1 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0023.jpg)
Holy SEX 2 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0024.jpg)
Holy SEX 3 (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0027.jpg)

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. It was Lena and Yulia!
Father Smith and Sister Buttkisser quickly got dressed and ready to confront the two russian lovers.
"So, we heard the noises. You were having sex, weren't you? Sick!", Yulia said as soon as she came in with Lena.
"Get out of our house... I mean!... of our Priest's... house! What do you think you're doing! You sinful russians, BURN IN HELL!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0030.jpg), Buttkisser screamed.
"God hates lesbians! Get out of this holy house!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Smith_7_0000.jpg), said Buttkisser, and then punched Yulia.
"GET OUT, YOU FREAK!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0031.jpg), she shouted, while Father Smith kept saying "Maybe you should stop, Sister, this is going too far!"
"Too far? I'll show what's far!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0032.jpg), she said, repeatedly slapping Yulia.
Yulia finally reacted:
- "Bring it on, BITCH!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0033.jpg)
- "Take THAT!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0034.jpg)
"Aaaaaaahhh!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0035.jpg), shouted Sister Buttkisser, lying on the floor.
"Well done, Yulia! These people are nothing but ignorant and agressive. You're not messengers of God!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0036.jpg), Lena screamed, while Father Smith repeatedly shouted "Oh, get out of this house, get out in the name of God!"
"Don't use the name of God like that, you creep. We'll go in the name of peace.", Lena said.
"We are t.A.T.u.! And you are two fucked up catholic fanatics! Goodbye.", said Yulia.
The girls left the Priest's house quite disturbed but proud of their strong morals.
Sister Buttkisser still had time to come out and yell at Lena while she was leaving. "BURN IN HELL! MAY YOU BOTH BURN IN HELL!", she screamed. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SMITH_6_0041.jpg)

When the girls arrived home, Yulia went straight to bed (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0118.jpg) without saying a word.
Lena played the piano (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0119.jpg) while thinking about what had happened.
A few hours later she joined Yulia in bed (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0122.jpg) and fell asleep (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0123.jpg).

It was about 5 AM when Yulia heard a noise and got up (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0124.jpg).
Her Guardian Angel had come to visit her! (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0125.jpg)
"Who are you? What do you want from me?", Yulia asked.
"I am your guardian angel, Yulia Volkova. I am here to warn you. You are in great danger. And so is your girlfriend Lena Katina."
"What? This isn't happening. This is a dream." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0126.jpg), Yulia said.
"Yulia: listen very carefully. I cannot spend much more time on Earth, so you need to talk to local clairvoyant. I have enlightened her about the dangers that surround you. She will help you." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0127.jpg), the angel said.
"But... Wait!... What dangers?!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0128.jpg), Yulia nervously asked the angel.
"Everything will be ok, Volkova. Just follow the clairvoyant's advice. I will be watching and protecting you." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0129.jpg)
The angel disappeared and Yulia went back to sleep confused.
She dreamed about how much she loved Lena and didn't want to lose her. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0130.jpg)

The next morning, while the girls were sunbathing (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0131.jpg), Yulia told Lena about her encounter with her guardian angel.
"I don't know, Lenka. It seemed very real. I'm scared"
"Well... Maybe it was real. You should go to visit that clairvoyant, maybe that will clear things up", Lena suggested.
"You're right. You're right. I don't have anything to lose. I'll go put some clothes on and go there right now. Will you be ok?"
"Yes, don't worry. Go.", said Lena, with a sweet look on her face.

Volkova found the clairvoyant's house. It seemed she already knew she was coming.
"Hello, Yulia Volkova. I have been expecting you. My name is Oda Mae White. Your guardian angel appeared to me in dreams. Please, come on in." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Voyant_3_0000.jpg), the clairvoyant said.
"Oh, I don't even wanna look" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Voyant_3_0001.jpg), Yulia said, as she realized Oda Mae's crystal ball was sending out some message.
"I see a nun. I see voodoo. I see death. You gotta run!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Voyant_3_0002.jpg)
"What?! This is crazy! What voodoo", Yulia asked.
"There's a voodoo priestess in town. She has a bunch of horrible night creatures who work for her, they frighten people or even kill them. And she works with voodoo dolls in extreme cases too." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Voyant_3_0003.jpg)
"Look, I'm sorry, this is too much for me. I think I need to go now." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/Voyant_3_0005.jpg), Yulia said.
"Beware, Yulia! Beware.", the clairvoyant warned.
Yulia was very nervous and went back home.


In the meanwhile, the Horror Mansion was about to receive an unexpected guest (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0000.jpg).
"Well, well. If it isn't the nun with the bony ass. Welcome to the Horror Mansion, bitch! You better make it quick cause my night babies here are really hungry and they would looove to eat you alive" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0001.jpg), the Voodoo Priestess said.
"OK, I'll be quick. Well, I want you to scare off those russian lesbians who just moved in. It's urgent. We need strong morals in this town, not sexual distortions!", Sister Buttkisser explained.
"Oh I see. I see. So they found out you're bangin' that sick priest, huh? And you need to kick them outta here. Yeah, I get ya." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0003.jpg), the Voodoo lady said.
"Don't you dare to talk to me like that! I only want strong morals in this town, that's all." (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0005.jpg)
"Oh, bullshit. Whatever, Sister Slut. Just gimme the money and I'll see what I can do" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0004.jpg), the Voodoo Priestess replied.
"Here. I leave you this pile of money on the floor. Please take care of those russian sinners. Thank you and goodbye, Evil one.", Buttkisser said.
"I'll take care of them, nympho-nun. Chill out, bitch. And now, get the fuck outta here". (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0006.jpg)
Sister Buttkisser left the Horror Mansion (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/SPOOKY_2_0007.jpg) quite disappointed with herself - she had joined forces with Evil to get the lesbian lovers into trouble. But she knew there was no other choice left, as Lena and Yulia proved to be stronger than she had thought.

Later that night, Lena wakes up hearing footsteps. An evil creature approaches the t.A.T.u. Mansion... (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0132.jpg)
"WHO'S THERE?" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0134.jpg), Lena shouted.


"...You're gonna die, BITCH!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0135.jpg)

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEAAASEE NOOO!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0136.jpg)
"HEEEELPPPP! SOMEBODY HEEELLLPP MEEEE!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0137.jpg)

"No one can hear you. DIE!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0139.jpg)

The lights went out. Something terrible had happened to Lena. (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0144.jpg)

taty994945
23-05-2004, 04:20
LMAO at santa, holy sex! This is unbelievable! :lol:

haku
23-05-2004, 06:08
LMAO, great work staringelf :lol:

I think Yulia was wrong to fire that maid, she could have been "useful" later.

Who's that blond bitch on the kitchen wall who looks like a porn star? :spy:

I don't know who Ruslana is, but her music led the girls to the crazy masturbation scene, so that's all good. Yeah, nothing better to feel good in the morning than to masturbate watching some lesbian porn. :D

Lena sure likes to walk around naked :liplick: even outside, naughty girl LOL (no wonder Santa looks a little stiff), but i'm certainly not complaining, i hope she keeps that habit.

Ok, the holy sex was disturbing LOL, filthy priests and nuns. :bebebe:

I like the fact that Yulia's guardian angel is wearing white underwear LOL, very Tatuesque. Is it me or that angel looks like XTina? :spy:

The horror mansion is just insane, LMAO, is that a Freddy Krugger i see! LOL

OMG!!! :eek: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! :eek: Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

luxxi
23-05-2004, 08:52
"SANTA?! What are you doing here? It's not Christmas yet!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0103.jpg)
"Look here, just because Len is naked and I'm wearing a bikini it doesn't mean we're two hot russian lesbians who have a Santa Claus fetish, ok? We love each other, and we don't do groups, you sick bastard!" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0104.jpg), said Yulia, in a very angry tone.
"But wait... Let me explain!...", Santa demanded.
"Shut up, Santa! Lena, I'm going inside. I gotta have a drink and have an omelette with bacon, cause this is freaking me out!"
"OK. Once for and all: what do you want? We're not going to have sex with you, Santa! You better have a good explanation for this! How did you know we were here?" (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0105.jpg), Lena desperately asked him.
"Well, Lena, I know where everybody lives. But I didn't come here for sex or presents, dear. I have a message from one of your fans!", Santa replied enthusiasticly.
"What?! Who?! What?!"
"My slovene friend Luxxi from TatySite.net is a big fan of you and he asked me to come here and tell you to be careful in Sim City, or else someone will shove an alien anal probe up your ass and it will later turn out to be a giant satellite dish!..."
"Oh... Ok. Thanks.", Lena replied nonchalantly.
"You're welcome, Lena. Farewell!"
Santa Claus left and Lena went back inside and, while having a bath (http://tatusims.no.sapo.pt/tATu_1_0117.jpg), she told Yulia about the talk with Santa. "It was nothing really. Just some message from a fan."
"Message? What message?!", Yulia asked with a confused look on her face.
"Something about being careful here so we don't get alien anal probes shoved up our asses, because they might later turn into giant satellite dishes!..."
"Oh... That's scary. Well, I'm sorry for shouting at him, then. That's important to know..... I guess!", said Yulia, giggling.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I know where those panties he brought home came from. :spy:

That guardian angel was HOTTTTTT!!

:newyear:

rosh
23-05-2004, 11:02
haku ruslana is the woman from ukraine who won ESC [eurovision] with her song wild dances :D


woooooo great stuff staringelf !!! :rose: this is better than anything on tv ;)

Unplugged
23-05-2004, 16:01
I think Yulia was wrong to fire that maid, she could have been "useful" later.
She can always come back later ;)

Who's that blond bitch on the kitchen wall who looks like a porn star?
There's two: XTina and Pamela Anderson - LOL! :coctail:

I like the fact that Yulia's guardian angel is wearing white underwear LOL, very Tatuesque.
I know! When I thought about her guardan angel I was just like "It has to have white underwear" :D :laugh:

The horror mansion is just insane, LMAO, is that a Freddy Krugger i see! LOL
Yeah! There's lots of freaks there. So Yulia and Lena are gonna have a lot to put up with :p

OMG!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

LOL... Maybe :heh: Who knows. We'll have to wait and see

Oh, and thanks for the appreciation, everyone :coctail:

kishkash
23-05-2004, 19:04
"Oh, Yul... Oh, stop it. I can't get this horny in the morning... It's so... sinful."
"Da, cozy and sinful, just like your boobs, Len.", Yulia giggling.
"Oh, but it's 10 AM!... Don't you think it's a little early for sex?"
"Ok then, Sister Katina. Let's watch a porno and masturbate instead. Is that ok?"

LMFAO!!!

U sure took a LOT of effort to do this LOL well done...a bit scandelous...but still well done ;)

teeny
23-05-2004, 19:15
lol.. in spite of what I thought this is actually funny stuff.. didn't know one could do this in the sims :laugh: Actually never played the sims. Good thing you are playing it for sure, staringelf.
I even closed down the download to make the images load faster :laugh:

TaTu^HeRo
23-05-2004, 19:58
:laugh: I liked it a lot good work buddy :D

crazydizzy
23-05-2004, 22:02
LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I like it!!!

KillaQueen
23-05-2004, 22:12
OMG, I'm gonna pee myself :laugh: GREAT WORK, staringelf

Oda Mae WHITE!!!!!! :lol:

forre
23-05-2004, 23:05
staringelf, The story has its interesting parts but I'm not that sure that we can publish all of it here. I know many people enjoy this little "magasine" but I'm obliged to take this up on the mod's forum.

Edit:
staringelf, it's okay, you may continue publishing your mag. ;)

Unplugged
24-05-2004, 00:58
forre, I did put a Warning at the beginning of the thread saying it contained nudity and was not suitable for underage people, so...
Thanks for your understanding :done:

Me Am Hulk
24-05-2004, 19:09
OMG!!! :eek: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SWEET LENA!!! :eek: Don't tell me she got an anal probe!!!

EXT. - BACKYARD, tATu MANSION - DAWN

Rubbing her eyes and YAWNING, Yulia wanders onto the spacious back lawn of Le Manse Tatoux. She catches sight of Lena lying prone on the lawn with her bare arse sticking up in the air. A shiny metal whistle the size of a flashlight is attached to the redhead's backside. Yulia GASPS and runs over to her lover, gently helping Lena back to her feet as she GROANS.

YULIA:
Lena, my darling! What's
happened to you?

Lena turns to face Yulia. Her left eye is pink and inflammed.

YULIA:
(Yelps.)
My God! Lena, you have PINK EYE!

LENA:
Deerrrrrrrr...

Yulia guides Lena over to a deck chair and tries to set her down. Lena jumps back up due to the giant whistle appended to her ass.

LENA:
OW! Damn it!

The whistle blows with a loud THWEEEEEEEEEEEEP! A plume of flame shoots out and burns a patch of the lawn.

LENA:
AAAAGH! MY ASS!

YULIA:
Oh Lena, Lena! How could you have
gotten PINK EYE! Were you rolling
around in the crabgrass?

LENA:
I... don't know. I.... did I just fart
FIRE?

YULIA:
Oh, I hadn't noticed. Look let me
get some topical cream from the
medicine cabinet! Ohhhh, I told you
not to rub your face in...

LENA:
Hold on a second! I... I think I'm
beginning to remember something!

YULIA:
Remember what?

LENA:
Well, my last waking memory was
yelling at the sattellite TV people
over the phone for billing us for
that Pay-Per-View movie,
"Svetlana Does Stalingrad."

Yulia GULPS and blushes.

YULIA:
Do you remember anything ELSE?

LENA:
Well... this is when things really got
weird. I saw this bright white light
coming through the backyard door...
and...

THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! POW! Lena burns another patch of lawn with her ass.

LENA:
WAAAAAAAOW! SONOFABITCH!

YULIA:
Easy now, sweetie! There was a
bright light...

LENA:
There was a bright light, the room
started spinning... and the next thing
I know, I'm being dragged down a
metal hallway by two guys dressed in
white armor. They kinda looked like
that Temuera Morrison guy. Y'know,
from "Attack of the Clones?"

THWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-POWWWW! Lena leaves a smoking crater in the lawn.

LENA:
WHOA, MAMACITA!!!
What the hell's wrong with my ass?

YULIA:
One step at a time, darling. So you
got kidnapped by that Jango Fett guy?

LENA:
Uh... yeah, and... they put me on a slab
face down in a dark room. Then I hear
this heavy BREATHING, like somebody's
got asthma...

YULIA:
This sounds vaguely familiar...

LENA:
So, I look over my shoulder, and this dude
in black leather with a metal bondage mask
is walking up to me. Then he says something
to me... damned if he didn't sound like that
"This is CNN," guy.

YULIA:
Go on.

LENA:
He says: "And now, your highness you will
tell us all you know about the hidden Rebel
Basssssssssssssse." So I say, "What the hell
are you talking about? Rebels? I'm not from
the Deep South!"

THWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-BLAAAAAM! She sets the deck chair on fire.

LENA:
YIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! What the FUG did I eat
last night?!

YULIA:
Never mind that, we're coming to the
source of your Pink Eye trauma!

LENA:
Uh... so THEN he says, "I AM YOUR
FATHER!" And I'm like, "Nuh-uh!
I mean, it'd be cool if my dad was
BLACK and all, but he's just some
dork who's into stamp collecting!"
THEN, I hear this blipping and bleeping
noise...

YULIA:
Yes? YES?

LENA:
And I crane my neck up...
(Rubs back of neck.)
Damn, I've got a nasty crick... I
crane my neck up, and I see this
floating BOWLING BALL, with
Christmas Lights and syringes sticking
out of it... and this huge iron claw
holding the BIGGEST TIN WHISTLE
I've ever SEEN... Is there anything
soldered to my ASS?

YULIA:
Honey, you haven't finished telling
me what HAPPENED!

LENA:
Look! All I remember is that CNN
guy saying something like, "I fear
side effects of this interrogation
technique may include PINK EYE..."

YULIA:
(Snaps Fingers.)
That's it! I knew it all along!
Lena, you are the victim of an
ALIEN VISITATION!

LENA:
Yulia what the HELL are you
babbling about?
(She rubs her temples.)
Gawd... all these weird images and
I'm SURE something important is
missing from all this. It's on the tip
of my tongue... YULI!

YULIA:
What?

Lena runs inside Le Manse Tatou. Yulia waits outside. Lena comes marching back outside waving a crumpled piece of paper at Yulia.

LENA:
Did YOU watch "Svetlana does Stalingrad"
on Pay-per-View last week?

YULIA:
I... well... You were out, and I had some
friends over, and...

LENA:
FRIENDS? What kinda friends?

YULIA:
Well, I told 'em we had satellite TV
and... I though you got those shows for
free... with the satellite... like a special
deal...

LENA:
For FREE? A DEAL? Oooooh, Yuli. You
make me so MAD I could just... just...
(Clutches tummy.)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUGGGGH!

YULIA:
Are you all right? Did your water break?

LENA:
WATER? I'm not PREGNANT, you dope!
I'm.... OHHHH GAWD, THERE'S SOME-
THING STUCK UP MY ASS!!!!

Lena crumples to the ground and aims her ass (plus whistle) over the hedges on the far edge of the lawn.

YULIA:
Push with the contractions, baby! PUSH!

LENA:
Yuli, would you shut... WHHOOOOOOAAAAH...

THWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! KA-BLOOEY! Lena's ass fires off a twenty-one gun salute over Le Manse Tatou. The whistle stuck to Lena's ass extends, looking more and more like a chrome exhaust pipe on a Mack Truck. The pipe is followed by a large, blue robot hand.

YULIA:
Good for you, Lena! It's crowning! Um,
no wait... is that a fist? Oh, it's a fist!
It's FISTING Yuli!

Lena rolllllllllllls her eyes at Yuli and GROANS as a large red mechanical arm follows the fist. A big robot head pokes out, then its chest, waist, legs, and finally...

LENA:
RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
HAILMARYFULLOFGRAAAAAAAACE!!!

Lena lands flat on her face. Yulia is slackjawed as she stares upward...

YULIA:
Holy cannoli! IT'S A VISITOR!

Towering above the two Girls is a GIANT BLUE AND RED ROBOT, about twenty feet tall.

YULIA:
(To Giant Robot)
Wait right there! Don't move! I gotta get
me a CAMERA!

Yulia darts inside as the Giant Robot steps over Le Manse Tatou with one great stride...

EXT. - STREET - DAY

...and settles down on the asphalt street in front of the Mansion. Yulia BURSTS out the front door with a small digital camera.

YULIA:
Ha! They all laughed at me! They said I was
a fool to believe! But Fox Mulder was RIGHT!
I'm gonna blow the lid off the whole Alien
Conspiracy with one click of a button! Now,
hold still Mr. Robot! Gotta adjust for daylight
color temperature... Aperture at 5.6... umm...
frame... focus... AND...

GIANT ROBOT:
Autobots! Transform and Rooolllllllllll Ouuuuut!

The Giant Robot transforms into an eighteen-wheel tractor trailer, rolls down the lane, makes a hairpin turn, and disappears around the corner.

YULIA:
NO! Wait! Come back! DAMN IT! I was so
CLOSE! First Contact! I could have been up
there with Neil Armstrong and that dog Mother
Russia sent up in the nineteen fifties! Awww...

Yulia hears a LOUD GROAN from the back yard.

YULIA:
Eh? Oh crap! LENA!

EXT. - BACKYARD, tATu MANSION - DAWN

Lena is struggling to her feet. She massages her amazingly elastic ass with one hand while she props herself up on the other.

LENA:
Ow... ow... ow... lame...
totally... fuckin'... not cool...

Yulia bursts through the backyard door.

YULIA:
Ohhhhh... Lenalenalenalena! I'm soooo sorry!
You went through all that labor for NOTHING!
I tried to get the evidence, but that damned
eighteen wheel UFO got away. You should have
seen it! It made a hairpin turn without jacknifing!
Only ALIEN TECHNOLOGY could have created a
Mack Truck that badass! Only an otherworldly POWER
could have crammed something that BIG up your ASS!
Lemme help you up...

Yulia helps Lena up. Lena's posture is bow-legged. Yulia squints at Lena's left eye and sees...

YULIA:
Lena! Your PINK EYE! It's all cleared up!
Oh! It's MIRACULOUS! That alien entity was able
to treat your Pink Eye before it departed! Isn't that
WONDERFUL?

LENA:
(Groans.)
Yeah... hooray... BFD...

YULIA:
Ohhh Lena, that eye infection put you through SO
much stress! Is there ANYTHING I can do to make
you feel better?

Lena glowers at Yulia. Soon a crooked smile appears on her face.

LENA:
You know what would make me feel better right now,
sugar-bumps?

YULIA:
Name it!

Lena strokes Yulia cheek.

LENA:
Four things...
(Purrs.)
Me. You. A BIG TUB...

YULIA:
(Bats eyelashes.)
Yesssszzzzz?

Lena grabs Yuli by the collar and shakes her furiously!

LENA:
...AND TEN GOD-DAMNED GALLONS OF BACTINE!!!

THE END. ( THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!)

TaTu^HeRo
24-05-2004, 19:34
Hulk buddy :lol: :laugh:

staringelf buddy how about putting Martia in the series cause lately we discovered this Martia girl is pretty important :lol: :laugh:

Me Am Hulk
24-05-2004, 23:53
tATu^hERo...

But wait! There's MORE! Check previous Thread for re-edit!

haku
25-05-2004, 13:42
She catches sight of Lena lying prone on the lawn with her bare arse sticking up in the air. A shiny metal whistle the size of a flashlight is attached to the redhead's backside.
LMAO Me Am Hulk :D That gave me a really wierd mental image. :laugh:

luxxi was right, anal probes are a threat. I can understand that Lena needs bactine, her anus must be pretty sore after having a giant robot crawling out of there! :laugh:

Now, i'm wondering... Can a buttplug protect you from getting an anal probe? :spy:

TaTu^HeRo
25-05-2004, 16:27
Hulk buddy you're hilarious :lol: I felt am watching an indian movie :laugh:

staringelf We want martiiiaaa, we want martiiiaaaaa :lol:

ihavetatusleeve
30-05-2004, 03:01
Thank you Staringelf, your magazine is wicked! You've made the SIMS exciting. I admit I was looking more at the sexy pics :D Who created the SIM versions of Lena and Julia? I owe them dinner.

noki_the_cat
05-08-2004, 09:07
t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion, Lena and Yulia celebrated their new life in Sim City
It would be great to see t.A.T.u.'s Secret Mansion with Lena :p and Yulia :) celebrated their new life in Sim City and Grand Theft Auto Vice City :done: join to make it a little more interesting! :D Just joking, you did allot of work on your production. :user: You have creative talent!!!

Mute_Clouds
05-08-2004, 18:37
=x this is my favorite thread ever! *screams like a maniac*

haku
05-08-2004, 20:17
So... staringelf, are you working on a new episode? :lalala:

No pressure, i'm just wondering. :) It's just that you left us on a terrible cliffhanger... :eek: We don't know if Lena is dead or has been violated by an anal probe or worse. :bum:

rosh
06-08-2004, 16:30
We don't know if Lena is dead or has been violated by an anal probe or worse. :bum:
i wonder how lena herself would feel about that anal probe hehehe :blabla:

haku
06-08-2004, 18:27
i wonder how lena herself would feel about that anal probe hehehe
Lol, well, behind closed doors i'm sure Lena is a naughty redhead, and with the right amount of lube, anal play can be fun. :D

Of course, after being naughty, she probably goes to tell her priest all about it. :laugh:

luxxi
07-08-2004, 11:29
Lol, well, behind closed doors i'm sure Lena is a naughty redhead,

Want me to check if she's on Santa's list of naughty girls? :spy:

and with the right amount of lube, anal play can be fun. :D


And how would you know that? :spy: :spy:

:newyear:

Unplugged
07-08-2004, 11:46
So... staringelf, are you working on a new episode? :lalala:

No pressure, i'm just wondering. :) It's just that you left us on a terrible cliffhanger... :eek: We don't know if Lena is dead or has been violated by an anal probe or worse. :bum:

Well actually that part was already finished, I just left it there to cause some suspense... I don't confirm it's an alien anal probe :znaika: I'll try to update as soon as possible. :p

Of course, after being naughty, she probably goes to tell her priest all about it.
I watched the Anatomy on DVD and on that scene where she talks about the priest, she says "I've asked my priest if we are sinning when we do those things on stage. And he said yes. And on that perspective, I agree with him..." :rolleyes:

rosh
07-08-2004, 12:15
i think lena is a strait-laced girl actually ... bring on the probes ! hehe

noki_the_cat
08-08-2004, 08:46
Lol, well, behind closed doors i'm sure Lena is a naughty redhead, and with the right amount of lube, anal play can be fun. :D

You better be careful, the government with FBI (fcuked butt :hmmm: inspector) might come looking for you for the use of Weapons of Ass Destruction!(>_<)

rosh
08-08-2004, 10:44
You better be careful, the government with FBI (fcuked butt :hmmm: inspector) might come looking for you for the use of Weapons of Ass Destruction!(>_<)

hehe damn, i prefer weapons of mass seduction -- ( * )( * ) -- like lena's ;)

noki_the_cat
08-08-2004, 20:17
Well actually that part was already finished, I just left it there to cause some suspense... I don't confirm it's an alien anal probe :znaika: I'll try to update as soon as possible. :p
I don’t think it is an alien, it probably just the government from area 51 :rolleyes: wanting to do some probing into some one :hmmm: . They are always probing into things! Just like the guy with the glove :done: :bow: making extra sure your are not hiding anything. ps. I think this little smiley is going to have a bad day------> :bow: oh Noooooooo!!! (>_<)

Ann t..A.T.u.
09-08-2004, 00:33
HULK that was HILARIOUS!!!!!! :D :D

haku
05-09-2004, 20:40
i think lena is a strait-laced girl actually ...Well, rosh, in the light of what Lena said in the chat, it's obvious that you were right. If she thinks that homosexuality is a big sin, i can imagine what she thinks of anal play which is, like, majorly sinful, LOL. :rolleyes: She probably thinks that masturbation is evil and vibrators are Satan's fingers or something.

What a waste, she's not a naughty redhead after all.

teeny
05-09-2004, 21:15
but she is awfully cute though.. and when speaking in Russian one isn't able to understand her anyway :lalala:

Unplugged
05-09-2004, 21:38
BTW, I'm working on a new "tATu's Secret Mansion" episode :heh:

It will be the last one with this version of The Sims. The new version, The Sims 2, will be available on September 17th (thesims2.ea.com), so from there on I will use the new and improved version. I can't promise nudity and sex right away, though, cause people will need some time to create those sort of patches for the new version :laugh: But hey, there's more interesting things besides that :p

Kate
07-11-2004, 22:06
Well, I decided to have a go at making Yulia Volkova in Sims 2. You can find a face close up and a whole body "photo" of my Sim "Yulia" here: http://forum.tatysite.net/gallery.php?a=36

If you'd like her, PM me and I'll send her packaged to your e-mail. Note: You'll need "The Sims 2" to be able to play with her. ;)

Comments and critics are welcome! :D

Kate
08-11-2004, 00:27
I've just added a "Lena Katina", too. :D See previous post for link. ;)

haku
08-11-2004, 00:39
Hey, great job katbeidar :done:

Those sims really look like Yulia and Lena, you did the faces really well. :yes:
Nice hair for Lena, red and curly, i like (her boobs are too small though :gigi: ).
They look sexy, the miniskirts are nice, ooh and i like Lena's boots too. :D

Really good and resembling! :cool:

Kate
08-11-2004, 00:47
haku, it is really hard to make faces in Sims 2 Body shop, cuz there are just so many facial features you can alter. Lol. Anyway, I tried my best.

I wanted to make Lena's boobs bigger, but there's no such option in TS2 BodyShop. :( Blame TS2 developers from Maxis.

Thanks for you comment, though. :rose:

arbalet42
08-11-2004, 11:59
Hey, katbeidar! You did a good work! Prototypes' faces resemble very much the real girls' ones. :done:
The only thing I was surprised by was the hair-do you'd chosen for Yulia... :confused: I mean it's not classic, the one we are all used to seeing in our "dreams"... Though you always have the right to use your own imagination! :lalala:

belissa
08-11-2004, 12:37
katbeidar, that's fantastic! :rose:

QueenBee
08-11-2004, 15:35
Those are looking great Kate! God, I wish I had The Sims 2... Man, I love that game. :(

nath
08-11-2004, 18:01
http://forum.tatysite.net/gallery.php?a=36
Oh Katie baby, I 've never seen Yulia with this kind of shoes!... :eek:
Indeed, her shoes and her skirt remind me the style of your own clothes, your style....so...am I wrong , or is it an uncounscious transposition from your part...or haven't I observed Yulia enough well??
Sorry if my first impression was absolutely wrong ...kiss :lady:

Kate
08-11-2004, 20:27
arbalet42, I just didn't fine any other hair cut that went well with yulia's face and made her look realistic... she has long hair now, doesn't she? :p

sunwalk, I chose the clothes from the ones available in the BodyShop. This particular out fit with a school-skirt came in a combo with the top and the shoes. For your info, I'd never wear shoes likes that, or a top like that. And the skirt it too high up above the hip for me. I like things to be on my hips. So, there was no consceous blah-blah here... even though it sounds interesting. Lol. :laugh:

nath
08-11-2004, 20:47
Oh, so sorry the skirt made me think to this one
http://forum.tatysite.net/gallery/2988/tn_NewShoes.jpg
...but i didn't noticed the detail of the "hip"... stupid me!!:rolleyes:
...and the shoes to these ones.....not, indeed , to other shoes that i saw on other pics of you which aren't in your gallery.....
http://forum.tatysite.net/gallery/2988/tn_tv01.jpg

I'm so sorry Kate....would you forgive me ?....:lady:.... ;)

Kate
08-11-2004, 20:54
sunwalk, those are high heal sandals. :rolleyes: Gimme a break will you. You're imagination is way to active. Lol. :blabla:

nath
08-11-2004, 21:09
sunwalk, Gimme a break will you.
Okay, I'll do.......but You'll miss Me ... ;)

Kate
08-11-2004, 21:15
sunwalk, I dieing already... :dead:

coolasfcuk
08-11-2004, 21:30
...but i didn't noticed the detail of the "hip"... stupid me!!
but ... if we have to be realistic Yulia's panths/skirts are quite a bit lower than the ones we have seen on Kate. belly button skirt (http://forum.tatysite.net/gallery.php?p=68) I do see what you are talking about, Nath, and I remember those shoes as well ... but that's not the point....

from a constructive point of view - I would say that Yulia's face is too narrow and long. Good efforts though :done:

Kate
08-11-2004, 21:46
Yulia's face is too narrow and long Yeah, I think so too. Lol.

Yulia follows the fashion a lot, so do I. We're bound to wear clothes with similar trends, it's no big deal. You can also say that I steal Mischa Barton's style, or Rachel Bilson's style, or Samaire Armstrong's.

Kate
08-11-2004, 22:52
Here Version II of Yulia's face: http://img103.exs.cx/img103/3207/YuliaV_FaceCloseUp_V2.jpg

I have a lot of free time on my hands now... Lol.

Taty_rox
09-11-2004, 00:08
Katbeider.... Good job :done: