iguessilikeemo
08-12-2003, 02:11
Hello. This is my second fanfic, but the first one I’ve posted here. I’ve decided to mix eighties movies with t.A.T.u. Don’t ask me why it just came to me one day when I was in history class. I have a bunch of different eighties movies that I’m doing spoofs of and each chapter is going to be a new movie. I hope it doesn’t suck. Later. Laura.
The first movie spoof is Weird Science. I got this plot summary from www.imdb.com and if you have any other questions about the movie you should visit that site.
Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, who's purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to become accepted they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.
Yulia is supposed to be like the character Gary, who was played by Anthony Michael Hall in the movie. Lena is supposed to be the character Wyatt, who was played by Ilan Mitchell-Smith in the movie.Ivan is playing Ivana, who is supposed to be the character Lisa, who was played by Kelly LeBrock in the movie.
Chapter 1 Weird Science
“ Are you ready Yulia?”
“ Yeah, I think so.”
“ Okay, take off your bra and put it on your head.”
“ But Lena, I don’t wear bras…”
“ Oh right. I’ll give you one of mine.”
The girl walked to her dresser and pulled out a bra, saying, “ Here, catch!” as she threw it across the room to her waiting friend.
The smaller girl thanked the red head as she struggled to put the bra on correctly.
“ Wow! Lena guess what!”
Without looking at the other girl Lena answered, “ What?”
“ My ass cheeks are C-cups!”
Finally turning around and facing Yulia, Lena sighed and said, “ Your head Yulia. I told you to put it on your head.”
“ But look at it Lena.” Yulia turned around to show Lena her behind. “ It lifts AND tucks! It’s like butt cleavage!” The raven-haired beauty was now shaking her butt like one of Nelly’s groupies.
“ You…are…unbelievable…” Without thinking Lena pulled back on the bra stretching is at least a foot away from her friend’s butt and let it snap back. Yulia stumbled from the force of the bra hitting her ass and ended up on the floor.
As she rubber her bottom Yulia said, “ Ouch cabbibles, Lena! Was that necessary?”
“ Nope, but it sure was funny.”
The younger girl mumbled, “ Ha ha. Very funny.” under her breath as she positioned the bra on her head. “ I’m ready.”
“ Ok.” Lena sat down in her computer chair and got ready to initiate the creation of their dream woman.
“ One…two…three…GO!” As Lena pushed the computer key, there was a rapid flash of lighting that surged through the whole house. Both girls were thrown to the floor as a figure started to form before their eyes. After the smoke settled, Lena and Yulia had their eyes transfixed on the beautiful woman that stood before them.
“ Lena did this bra by any chance come with matching underwear?”
After a couple seconds Lena answered still in awe, “ Yeah…why?”
“ I went wee in mine…” After her confession Yulia started to pout. “ Sorry Lenochka…I didn’t get any on the floor though, I swear!”
Lena was too intrigued by the girl before her however. “ Yeah, ok…just go change. Don’t make any sudden movement though. You might scare…it…”
The small girl shuffled over to the dresser for some clothes then into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her.
“ AHHHH!” The sudden noise made the woman scream.
Equally frightened Lena screamed as well. “ JESUS YULIA! YOU’RE A MORON!”
A blushing Yulia came out of the bathroom in clean pants. “ Sorry…”
“ It’s ok. Just come over here. If she’s going to be living and hanging out with us, we need to name her.”
Raising her finger like she was going to make a point Yulia said, “ A ha! I shall call it Ivana!”
The first movie spoof is Weird Science. I got this plot summary from www.imdb.com and if you have any other questions about the movie you should visit that site.
Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to "create" a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, who's purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to become accepted they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.
Yulia is supposed to be like the character Gary, who was played by Anthony Michael Hall in the movie. Lena is supposed to be the character Wyatt, who was played by Ilan Mitchell-Smith in the movie.Ivan is playing Ivana, who is supposed to be the character Lisa, who was played by Kelly LeBrock in the movie.
Chapter 1 Weird Science
“ Are you ready Yulia?”
“ Yeah, I think so.”
“ Okay, take off your bra and put it on your head.”
“ But Lena, I don’t wear bras…”
“ Oh right. I’ll give you one of mine.”
The girl walked to her dresser and pulled out a bra, saying, “ Here, catch!” as she threw it across the room to her waiting friend.
The smaller girl thanked the red head as she struggled to put the bra on correctly.
“ Wow! Lena guess what!”
Without looking at the other girl Lena answered, “ What?”
“ My ass cheeks are C-cups!”
Finally turning around and facing Yulia, Lena sighed and said, “ Your head Yulia. I told you to put it on your head.”
“ But look at it Lena.” Yulia turned around to show Lena her behind. “ It lifts AND tucks! It’s like butt cleavage!” The raven-haired beauty was now shaking her butt like one of Nelly’s groupies.
“ You…are…unbelievable…” Without thinking Lena pulled back on the bra stretching is at least a foot away from her friend’s butt and let it snap back. Yulia stumbled from the force of the bra hitting her ass and ended up on the floor.
As she rubber her bottom Yulia said, “ Ouch cabbibles, Lena! Was that necessary?”
“ Nope, but it sure was funny.”
The younger girl mumbled, “ Ha ha. Very funny.” under her breath as she positioned the bra on her head. “ I’m ready.”
“ Ok.” Lena sat down in her computer chair and got ready to initiate the creation of their dream woman.
“ One…two…three…GO!” As Lena pushed the computer key, there was a rapid flash of lighting that surged through the whole house. Both girls were thrown to the floor as a figure started to form before their eyes. After the smoke settled, Lena and Yulia had their eyes transfixed on the beautiful woman that stood before them.
“ Lena did this bra by any chance come with matching underwear?”
After a couple seconds Lena answered still in awe, “ Yeah…why?”
“ I went wee in mine…” After her confession Yulia started to pout. “ Sorry Lenochka…I didn’t get any on the floor though, I swear!”
Lena was too intrigued by the girl before her however. “ Yeah, ok…just go change. Don’t make any sudden movement though. You might scare…it…”
The small girl shuffled over to the dresser for some clothes then into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her.
“ AHHHH!” The sudden noise made the woman scream.
Equally frightened Lena screamed as well. “ JESUS YULIA! YOU’RE A MORON!”
A blushing Yulia came out of the bathroom in clean pants. “ Sorry…”
“ It’s ok. Just come over here. If she’s going to be living and hanging out with us, we need to name her.”
Raising her finger like she was going to make a point Yulia said, “ A ha! I shall call it Ivana!”