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QueenBee
15-11-2003, 20:38
I think I posted about a guy who was selling his ex-wife's toys before.. And now I'm back with even more funny stuff..

First we have the Hurricane Wind Auction (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3627872872)!

Yes, this is REAL hurricane wind, believe it or not! It's from the hurricane Isabel and is captured by the 'Cane Capturers- the only ones to bring you "real" hurricane atmosphere!!!

'Cane Capturers is not responsible for any damages caused by release of the contents of this bag. Comes with a certificate of authenticity

This thing went for 123.50 US dollars! I shall quit school and sell empty bags claiming it is "real hurricane atmosphere" :laugh:

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And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2951295292&category=1467)!!!!

You can win this fantastic phone number! She is not a model, but she doesn't look bad either! (That's what she said herself)!

Forget about my collecting-hurricanes-career.. THIS is what I wanna do!

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I know you are now sitting in your chairs, waiting impatiently for the next item! Well, thou shalt wait no more! This is the HAUNTED (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=2951147875) PAPER CLIP!!! Don't run away yet pholks, it cannot hurt you unless you have it! Here (http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/89/f0/1b_1.JPG) is a picture of the paperclip trying to stab the eye out of the seller!

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And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have the Nipple Bread (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3236734104)! Forget about those topless chicks in Europe, this is your opportunity!

kishkash
15-11-2003, 21:00
LMFAO! Haunted paperclip? nipple bread???

People will try and sell any junk :rolleyes:

thanks for the chuckles...

EeZeReal
15-11-2003, 21:05
And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number!!!!

Oh...MY!! :laugh: :laugh: LMFAO@how many hits the page has got... :gigi:

Nipple bread... :lol:

Well thanks for that Monny :D

cirrus
15-11-2003, 21:06
I STUMBLED ACROSS THIS PAPER CLIP I PICKED IT UP AND ITS BEEN TROUBLE EVER SINCE, IM SCARED TO CLOSE MY EYES IM SCARED TO SLEEP THIS IS NOT A JOKE....

Scary! :eek: Never before have i seen such an evil paperclip!

I remember a while back some guy tried to sell his virginity on Ebay. No joke! I don't think they allowed him to, but I don't see why not. :dknow:

QueenBee
15-11-2003, 21:14
cirrus, selling virginity, eh? *plays with non-existant beard* Hmmm...

freddie
16-11-2003, 01:48
I'd go for the girls number... but what to do with it? Call her? Then what? :rolleyes:

taty994945
16-11-2003, 01:50
damm, that paperclip is really scary. :(

haku
16-11-2003, 02:17
I'm amazed that someone is willing to pay 54 dollars for a phone number. I mean, you can hire a real professional for that price.

goku
16-11-2003, 02:49
Haha... Thanks for the laughs QueenBee! :D

And people actually bought all those things. I guess you can sell anything on E-Bay. I wonder if the buyer opened the bag of hurrican wind? I would have..

spyretto
16-11-2003, 03:24
This thing went for 123.50 US dollars! I shall quit school and sell empty bags claiming it is "real hurricane atmosphere"

Who paid that much for this crap? is it a gimmick? unless... well, it has some sort of special magical power ( release the demon wind, poke..poke..yeah, that)

Anyway, I think those winning bidders must be wanted now as they have most likely disappeared

[only in America] :lol:

Kappa
16-11-2003, 07:46
LMAO, hearing everyone being scared of the paperclip makes me laugh so much.

Kate
16-11-2003, 07:58
Hahaha! :lol: this is such a cool thread... lmao.

Anyone bidding on the haunted paperclip? :gigi: It's gonna go soon, don't miss your chance to buy the paperclip of the year. You can shoot a movie about it, write a book, write a play, sell marchandise... YOU CAN BUILD A BUSINESS!!!

Kappa
16-11-2003, 08:25
But the paperclip'll want money for all of that! I'm not paying one cent to that murderous paperclip! *Puffles and turns away.*

QueenBee
16-11-2003, 12:39
darje, I don't think it's so safe to discriminate paperclips like that! It might haunt you during the night because of what you just said! *Moves away from darje and pretends she doesn't know her*

ypsidan04
17-11-2003, 15:11
Originally posted by QueenBee
And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2951295292&category=1467)!!!!

You can win this fantastic phone number! She is not a model, but she doesn't look bad either! (That's what she said herself)!

Forget about my collecting-hurricanes-career.. THIS is what I wanna do!

That is so stupid. Some idiot is going to pay 54 dollars for that? :rolleyes: :no: She doesn't even look that good.

"Hey, I gotta make money somehow" :lol:

Originally posted by spyretto

[only in America] :lol:

Right. ;)