QueenBee
15-11-2003, 20:38
I think I posted about a guy who was selling his ex-wife's toys before.. And now I'm back with even more funny stuff..
First we have the Hurricane Wind Auction (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3627872872)!
Yes, this is REAL hurricane wind, believe it or not! It's from the hurricane Isabel and is captured by the 'Cane Capturers- the only ones to bring you "real" hurricane atmosphere!!!
'Cane Capturers is not responsible for any damages caused by release of the contents of this bag. Comes with a certificate of authenticity
This thing went for 123.50 US dollars! I shall quit school and sell empty bags claiming it is "real hurricane atmosphere" :laugh:
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And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2951295292&category=1467)!!!!
You can win this fantastic phone number! She is not a model, but she doesn't look bad either! (That's what she said herself)!
Forget about my collecting-hurricanes-career.. THIS is what I wanna do!
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I know you are now sitting in your chairs, waiting impatiently for the next item! Well, thou shalt wait no more! This is the HAUNTED (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=2951147875) PAPER CLIP!!! Don't run away yet pholks, it cannot hurt you unless you have it! Here (http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/89/f0/1b_1.JPG) is a picture of the paperclip trying to stab the eye out of the seller!
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And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have the Nipple Bread (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3236734104)! Forget about those topless chicks in Europe, this is your opportunity!
First we have the Hurricane Wind Auction (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3627872872)!
Yes, this is REAL hurricane wind, believe it or not! It's from the hurricane Isabel and is captured by the 'Cane Capturers- the only ones to bring you "real" hurricane atmosphere!!!
'Cane Capturers is not responsible for any damages caused by release of the contents of this bag. Comes with a certificate of authenticity
This thing went for 123.50 US dollars! I shall quit school and sell empty bags claiming it is "real hurricane atmosphere" :laugh:
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And now something for all the guys (and girls..) .. Drumroll please! *Drumroll* A girl's phone number (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2951295292&category=1467)!!!!
You can win this fantastic phone number! She is not a model, but she doesn't look bad either! (That's what she said herself)!
Forget about my collecting-hurricanes-career.. THIS is what I wanna do!
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I know you are now sitting in your chairs, waiting impatiently for the next item! Well, thou shalt wait no more! This is the HAUNTED (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=2951147875) PAPER CLIP!!! Don't run away yet pholks, it cannot hurt you unless you have it! Here (http://i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/89/f0/1b_1.JPG) is a picture of the paperclip trying to stab the eye out of the seller!
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And last but CERTAINLY not least, we have the Nipple Bread (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3236734104)! Forget about those topless chicks in Europe, this is your opportunity!