The Spirit in the Bottle

[prostrel]

" So let us now with every breath
drink, and play a trick on death.
There`s no need for you to cry:
Raise your cup and drink it dry."

(from a song "Spirit in a bottle", Lord Landless) :coctail:

No, I`m not going to ask you what kind of spirits do you see when you have finished a bottle of vodka. :) Grimm`s brothers wrote a story about "The Spirit in the Bottle" but actually my question is about Aladdin`s lamp.

So, what if, someday, you`d find Aladdin`s lamp, you polish it and the genie of the lamp comes out and promises that he makes come true your 3 wishes. What would you wish if:

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?

1.
2.
3.

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1.
2.
3.

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1.
2.
3.

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

If you would tell, when? After you have made all of you wishes or before you have made no wishes.

If you would tell, to who you`d tell?

:confused: :D

EDIT: You are not allowed to ask more wishes! :no:

[bgirlnikki]

A)
1. I wish to have my remaining wishes interpreted to my greatest benefit.
2. Wisdom, to make my remaining wishes the best they could possibly be.
3. And Better patience.

B)
1. To travel around the world in a hot air balloon with Lena.
2. For Ivan to develop a painful boil on his ars that would be the size of his head.
3. And, That my time with Lena would end only when I have experienced everything I could possibly want to experience, and as much as I'd like to experience it.

C)
1. I've always wanted to have a yacht.
2. My second wish would be for immortality and eternal youth.
3. And, Anytime I had to pay for something I would just reach into my pocket and the exact change would be there, no matter what it may be.

Yea, I would share the lamp after I had my turn. I would tell friends and family first.

[QueenBee]

prostrel, I love this thread :heh:

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?

1. Lots of money that I can spend on crap I don't really need :D
2. Love because I really want to know what it feels like :(
3. Healthy and fit body :)

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. New album!!!
2. Things more organized.. No cancelled concerts, leaving shows without no reasons. I'm fed up with this sh*t.
3. All Tatu's songs - instrumental and only voices to make remixes :D

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. Happiness and love to my family and friends - screw everyone else :P
2. A world that is much better.. None of the crap that we have to go through now.. I'm talking about.. well.. everything!
3. No more discrimination of any kind

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

I probably would because I would get so excited.. But no-one would believe me and I'd be put into mental hospital. :grustno:

If you would tell, when? After you have made all of you wishes or before you have made no wishes.

After I have made the wishes! Otherwise these people/this person would steal the lamp from me.. I know how people are :P

If you would tell, to who you`d tell?

Pff.. I would run around screaming it.. :P Nah, I'd tell my mom, dad and my brother - they already know how crazy I am :P

[madeldoe]

oOh great thread prostel!! :rose:


A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?

1. an never ending supply of money
2. super powers
3. and 10 more wishes :gigi:

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?

1. make yulz fall in love with me..even for one night..
2. if the above isnt permited..then make her fall inlust with me :gigi:
3. be the 3rd member of tatu :lol:

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. world peace :laugh:
2. unparalleled intelligence
3. the power to seduce anyone - just incase :D

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

not until ive used up all my wishes.. selfish i am :D

If you would tell, when? After you have made all of you wishes or before you have made no wishes.

yes..

If you would tell, to who you`d tell?

my family and friends

[Lux]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?
1. omnipotence
2. telekinesis [ability to cause change]
3. ability to fly using wings that can be hidden and unsheathed at will

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. to be fluent in russian
2. to be close friends with both of the girls outside of the tatu extravaganza :rolleyes: [as if anyone hadn't thought of that before]
3. to have went to the same school as the Complete

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. the ability and resources to create and use the technology for time travel
2. wolverine's healing powers
3. to not need to sleep but can sleep at will

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

hell no.

If you would tell, when? After you have made all of you wishes or before you have made no wishes.

after.

If you would tell, to who you`d tell?

***** ****

[haku]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?
1. to be in love with someone who loves me too for the rest of my life
2. to die the second the person i love dies
3. unlimited money

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. Yulia and Lena are in love with each other for the rest of their long and happy lives
2. Tatu is no longer needed because anyone is free to love whoever they want
3. to be able to watch Yulia and Lena loving each other one night

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. artificial intelligence is put in charge of administrating this planet and any other world humanity may colonized
2. the next step of the human species evolution finally appears and lives in peaceful symbiosis with the above mentioned artificial intelligence
3. contact is made with other intelligences in the universe

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin's lamp?
Nope.

[Kappa]

haku, you perverted old man! :D

*Will reply tonight.*

[EeZeReal]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?
1.Immortality/Eternal youth
2.Cloak of invisibilty
3.The ability to stop time

Sounds kind of super herory to me :rolleyes:

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1.Make "her" fall in love with me
2.Understand all and can speak Russian
3.They release a few more albums and have a nice lengthy career and become legends.. :D

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1.Everyone I know (Well) to have a nice long life (Well everyone in general :) :) )
2.Yul's to have immortality/eternal youth too..me no wanna be lonely forever LOL :rolleyes:
3.Earth actually becomes a happy place to live on, no wars etc

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

Heeeell naaaaw!!! :p :D

[freddie]

I wish...

A)
1.) going somewhere abroad without being mistaken for a Slovakian
3.) 50.000 SIT (about $230) - I just saw a fabulous leather jacket I want to have.
3.) to be happy

B)
1.) myself in the role of Ivan
2.) myself in the role of David the translator :lalala:
3.) join Haku in watching the lovemaking ("move over dude!) :D

C)
1.) my friends to be happy
2.) Freddie Mecury was still alive
3.) people wouldn't treat eachother badly

[titi]

gotta love this quizz ;)

A)
1.to become a lil nice witch (i'd love to)
2.well, since i'm a witch now i should create a *money tree* (i know a lil materialistic too lol)
3. don't forget my romantic soul..true love would be nice too :lalala:

B)
1. become one of tatu's friends
2. speak russian might be useful then..
3. no more discrimination of any kind for them :no:

C)
1.give to people who suffered any kind of violence the strength and power to free themselves.
2.an open-minded world..yeah let's dream together..
3.finally..let's be original :rolleyes: love and happiness for mommy, daddy and the lil family.


i probably shared the lamp too with my close relatives whom i trust and then hide it carefully to prevent the lamp to fall into *bad hands*...:spy:

[girl_into_music]

Ok, my main wish is like that..
To be in bed with Ivan and watch Lena and Yulia performing lesbian act..Is it too much to ask for?:)

[Lena410]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?

1. I'd want to be able to play piano better than I do now.
2. Enough time to get better in Spanish and learn French.
3. I'd want to be healthy. Doesn't have to be all year round but at least I'd want to be less often ill than I'm now.

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. Spend a day with them talking about random stuff.
2. See them happy forever.
3. Be in the first row at their next concert. :lol:

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. No migraine attacks for my mum forever.
2. Better society.
3. Do a world trip and together with Freddie meet Parrish. :lol:

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?
yeah I would.

If you would tell, when? After you have made all of you wishes or before you have made no wishes.
Probably before the wishes. Or after the first ones. Certainly not after I have used all but before that.

If you would tell, to who you`d tell?
My best friends. Probably my parents.

btw freddie I have no idea what you have against being mistaken for a Slovkian. Being mistaken for a Slovene is worse. *winks*

[teeny]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?
1. To get a job I really like and enjoy doing
2. To find real love
3. To avoid knowing pain, hate and such kinds (hoping the Genie would fill in everything I missed)

B) You have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. For both to be happy all of their lives
2. For less concerts being cancelled, and to be able to see the concerts I want
3. To be fluent in Russian (thank you for that wish Lux)

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. For my family and friends to be happy and for them to avoid any worries
2. End world hunger (run out of wishes for myself)
3. *saved for later* (out of ideas)

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?
No I wouldn't. If things started to improve for people around me I would like them to think things just got a lot better. And not to know I did it

[madeldoe]

Originally posted by girl_into_music
Ok, my main wish is like that..
To be in bed with Ivan and watch Lena and Yulia performing lesbian act..Is it too much to ask for?:)


LMFAO of all the people Ivan? :lol:

[freddie]

Oh sorry! Forgot those additional questions:
Yes I would tell someone. Who? People that I trust. When? Probably before so they could help me decide on the wishes.:p

Originally posted by Lena410
freddie I have no idea what you have against being mistaken for a Slovkian. Being mistaken for a Slovene is worse. *winks* [/B]

Worse?! What do you mean? Slovenes are special! We invented the...ummm...the ship screw propellers. Yay!!

[rANdoMtATuFaN]

A) You would have 3 wishes but you can ask something/anything only just for yourself?

1. To be the #1 speed skater in the world
2. To travel the world
3. To meet my idol

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. t.A.T.u. would last for a long time to come
2. t.A.T.u. gains fame in the U.S.
3. Lena and Yulia to be for real

C) You have 3 wishes and you can ask for whatever you want?
1. No more Wars
2. No more prejudice
3. Everyone should be happy

And finally, would you tell to anyone that you have found the Aladdin`s lamp?

No. I think people would be too selfish and use it for destroying the world.

[Lux]

nice wishes rANdoMtATuFaN! who is your idol?

[Lena410]

Originally posted by freddie
Worse?! What do you mean? Slovenes are special! We invented the...ummm...the ship screw propellers. Yay!!

The ship screw propellers? :lol: of course you did :coctail: :rolleyes:

[freddie]

Originally posted by Lena410
The ship screw propellers? :lol: of course you did :coctail: :rolleyes:

Josef Ressel -that is a germanized version of the name, originaly Joze Reselj -(1793-1857)- Slovene scientist. Inventor of the ship screw propeller! Yay! :D

Sorry for the off topic. :lalala:

[ypsidan04]

I'll just do this:

B) Your have 3 wishes but they all have to be connected with/related to Tatu ?
1. A new album
2. For them to end this "are they or arent they" debate once and for all, one way or the other. Either "Yes we DO have sex 3 times daily" or "No, we just did that cause we were friends before, and it sells records". I know one is preferable, but it would be nice if we had an answer
3. Whatever Haku said.