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QueenBee
02-11-2003, 16:12
I had this conversation with people on another board (not Tatu-related) about stealing/shoplifting and to my big surprise about 90% of the people there steal :eek: I seriously didn't expect that...

So now I'm asking you guys if you do it. Me.. Erm.. *Ahem*.. *Cough* ...

zebu
02-11-2003, 16:22
nope I don't steal, because I'm a chicken

denial
02-11-2003, 16:29
:eek: never! ..... well on the second thought .. :rolleyes: ....urr...:lalala: ...but its wrong.. its wrong..

Mossopp
02-11-2003, 16:32
Never have. Never will.

EeZeReal
02-11-2003, 16:40
Stealing is bad :rolleyes:

freddie
02-11-2003, 16:43
It would be pretty stupid if I destroyed my chances of becoming a judge or a notary, 'cause I stole a candy-bar.

Then at least I should go for something big, so it'd be worth it. Like a car. A Boeing 747. A cruise ship! :rolleyes:

I can just see the headlines the next day! "A 23 year old man steals a Boeing 747 from the shop-window! Everybody wonders how the store got the 747 there in the first place!" :D

crni
02-11-2003, 17:05
Stealing is bad :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

well...i did a couple of times...when i was 9-10yr old...but since then...:( basically... because I'm a chicken :(

Tom Violence
02-11-2003, 20:29
When I'm drunk theft often becomes quite attractive.

goku
02-11-2003, 21:03
Haha.. This reminds me of darje. That little bandit! :heh:

As for me, I do what I have to, to survive.

titi
02-11-2003, 21:41
well.. must confess that when i was 12 i became a naughty girl :grustno:
i stole little things in shops during a summer camp but i stopped back home and never did again :D good girl
now i'm a chiken too lol

Lux
02-11-2003, 22:49
things i've stolen:

a bag of chips from a hotdog vendor

a tube of halloween makeup last year even though i had no idea i took it. i put it in my coat pocket and forgot about it until later that day. *cough*


may i rot in the 7th level of Inferno for my actions.

stealing is just wrong, but if you're going to do it go big, no small time nonsense. :none:


:gigi:

QueenBee
02-11-2003, 22:51
Lux, Lol.. a bag of chips.. Wow, I think that's gonna come in handy one day.. :P

I used to steal things from my so-called friends.. Yeah, okay, I admit. They were using me and I didn't like it so I stabbed them back and took their (expensive) stuff.. :/ I don't feel good about it. A couple of days ago mom told me she would never ever trust me again and love me as much as she does if I ever stole.. :(

taty994945
03-11-2003, 00:15
I got caught stealing a 10c "Fizzer" candy bar. Not the greatest feeling. :none:

Bitty2002
03-11-2003, 02:36
I stole an earring when I was younger because my mom had just bought me a pair and I lost one and freaked out about getting caught, so a stole one earring, leaving the other, lol.

I also stole femine products when younger because I was too embarrassed to go through the check out line.

But that is all.

rivierakid
03-11-2003, 02:42
Steal? Me? Of course not! I would never do such a thing. :rolleyes:

teeny
03-11-2003, 23:53
I once "stole" a banner from a train. One of these commercial cardboards they put up every week. It was a poster from a movie I wanted to go see.
I'm sure it's legal, but I felt really bad about it though.. when I came home my dad made jokes about it: "you STOLE it from the train" :rolleyes:
I still have it. Had it up at the wall for 5 years or so. Must have been the most displayed commercial in years

I could never steal something for real.

Disengage
04-11-2003, 00:09
When I worked at a grocery store a few years ago they treated the employees like sh-- and payed us sh--, so I used to steal food there all the time. I figured that it was completely justified, plus they were way too dumb to ever notice. Since then, I don't think I have stolen anything.

LenochkaO
04-11-2003, 04:03
I once walked off with a traffic cone and flashing light that was attached to the top. Well, it was my 22nd birthday, I was drunk and it was Japan. Have no idea how I got it home, though...someone must have been driving that night...

Lux
04-11-2003, 04:04
ooh!!! i remembered something. once when my friends and i were drunk and on the walk home from a party they dared me to steal a chair from someone's porch.

so i did. it's one of those white, plastic, patio chairs. hah. crazy college kids. :gigi:

kishkash
04-11-2003, 04:58
hurm...i don't like to call it stealing...i like to call it "sticking it to the fat cats" LOL :D

1) Stole a street sign once
2) Stole Pylons
(all immature highschool stuff)
3) stole a "Fridays Pub" wooden sign from... "Fridays Pub" (my friends dared me to walk right out with it ... and i did :D never dare da kakey)
4) gets free McDonalds all the time...w00t for a take away bag full of fries (good for those late night munchies if ya know w'eyye meaaan :kwink: )

I don't usually pay for drinx at clubs either...but that's not really stealing tho :hmmm:

That's all folks...

fine print:
Kish does not condone the use of stealing on any product or article in any way shape or form :D

Lux
04-11-2003, 05:01
LOOOL



Oohoooh!! just remembered another time. my friends and i were starving and tired from driving around, i think we were buying stuff for the college house :gigi: we decided to eat at a buffet *cough*ponderosa*cough* and the food tasted like bleach. we were so pissed so i stole an ashtray, a$$h0le tax.


in general, stealing is bad. it's just wrong.

Kappa
04-11-2003, 06:09
goku: O_o

What did I steal? Someone's identity?

QueenBee
04-11-2003, 19:43
Actually I think it was karxwp.. She stole a Tatu poster.. :D Go gurl!

Kappa
04-11-2003, 21:22
O_o Oooookay. I have NEVER stolen anything in my life, excepting a magazine from a doctor's waiting room. Karla is the one that stole that poster.

teeny
04-11-2003, 21:30
Welcome to the club, darje :D

Bad Karla.. :lol:

QueenBee
04-11-2003, 21:46
Oh I just remembered I stole some condoms (Yeah, I TOTALLY need that :rolleyes: ) and a mini-book from a waiting room.. I also took all those things they give for free.. :D

Tom Violence
04-11-2003, 22:57
I'm very indiscriminate in what I steal. In the past year or so I have taken:

A copy of New Kids on the Block's Hangin' Tough LP.
An SWSX festival CD.
A one and a half litre bottle of peach flavoured Archers.
A book on the history of sound recording in Spanish Cinema - in Spanish.
Four cans of coke.
One can of fanta.
A 'No Footpath Ahead' sign.

taty994945
04-11-2003, 23:16
"Stealing is wrong!" - Winona Ryder :gigi:

teeny
04-11-2003, 23:21
"Stealing is wrong!"
Oh no.. you must be missing a part of the quote:
"Stealing is wrong! - if you get caught" - Winona Ryder

madeldoe
04-11-2003, 23:40
Originally posted by TLFdk
Oh no.. you must be missing a part of the quote:
"Stealing is wrong! - if you get caught" - Winona Ryder

LMAO :lol: i believe shes innocent :none:


as for moi..me dont steal anymore..did it once..almost shit my knickers i was so scared of getting caught LOL :laugh: stealing is not my fancied illegal pastime :coctail:

shame on thee people with sticky fingers!! shame! :spy:

teeny
04-11-2003, 23:48
Originally posted by nataku
LMAO :lol: i believe shes innocent :none:

I have no idea what so ever.. It sure ruined the her reputation for a while.. A real shame :(

the fun part was when Debra Messing weeks later realized she had brought a pair of jeans home by mistake along with the ones she bought and rushed to call the shop (or was it even the police) to tell them about it :D

Edit: tricky sentance: brought, bought.. corrected I think

madeldoe
04-11-2003, 23:53
the fun part was when Debra Messing weeks later realized she had bought a pair of jeans home by mistake along with the ones she bought and rushed to call the shop (or was it even the police) to tell them about it


LOL debra messing would be hot..if it werent for those rib cages pertruding out of her skin :none:

teeny
04-11-2003, 23:58
LOL debra messing would be hot..
When did the story go from shoplifting to being about being hot?? :spy:

You're not completely wrong though.. but my defences still stand strong in her case

madeldoe
05-11-2003, 00:05
When did the story go from shoplifting to being about being hot??

LOL sowwie..i have a knack for going off tangent at times :D k back to stealing..i wouldnt use my five finger discount unless i were homeless..but by then id just stab someone and get sent to jail..since this country practically lets their criminals stay at five star hotels called prisons :rolleyes:

teeny
05-11-2003, 00:09
since this country practically lets their criminals stay at five star hotels called prisons
The same here. At least for some. Members of Hells Angels and such have special activity rooms. Where they can do sports or play pool for what I've heard. In the meanwhile other criminals have to wait in line to due their time. Not enough room for all :rolleyes:

madeldoe
05-11-2003, 00:14
Originally posted by TLFdk
The same here. At least for some. Members of Hells Angels and such have special activity rooms. Where they can do sports or play pool for what I've heard. In the meanwhile other criminals have to wait in line to due their time. Not enough room for all :rolleyes:

Yea, i dispise that. criminals arent supposed to be punished by being put into resorts.. plus our hard earned money [well not mine LOL] are paying for those 'resorts' pfffft :rolleyes:

teeny
05-11-2003, 00:21
plus our hard earned money [well not mine LOL] are paying for those 'resorts' pfffft
nor mine.. lol
If one refuses to pay a speeding ticket one can due time instead. 5 days I think. The transport to the prison is paid by tax money. It was in a newspaper the other week.. The writer lived in Copenhagen but had to go somewhere in Jutland instead of a local prison. Prize of the train ticket was the same size as the speeding ticket. Add food and other expenses and money was lost because justice had to be served.. stupid really. There was some talk about changing the possibility to serve time instead of actually paying

Gutter Flower
06-11-2003, 22:06
Yep...
Sometimes I just like to steal. It's not like I don't have the money or anything, it's just...I dunno...mental.I only steal when I'm under a lot of stress. It's like cutting.

Unplugged
08-11-2003, 19:43
When I was about 11/12, I used to steal porn magazines :lol: Since I couldn't buy them... ;)

And near my high school there was this supermarket that had no security cameras, so I would just steal lots of cookies, cakes, and drinks and put it all inside my bag, and then I'd just leave buying something really really cheap, like bubble gum... :lol:

But now I think the only thing I "steal" is music, cause I'm always downloading MP3s and rarely buy CDs... ;)

ukiegina
08-11-2003, 22:40
nope... i don't steal....

goku
09-11-2003, 01:00
Oh yea, it was karla..

But it was you, darje who told the story. :heh: