View Full Version : What's your 'porn star name'?
OK, 'Cyborg names' are all well and good. But the real question is 'What would your name be if you were a porn star?'.
I know there are several ways to determine your 'porn star name', but I was always told that it was made up of the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden-name.
In this case my porn star name would be......wait for it......
NIPPER McGHIE!! :laugh:
So what are everyone else's 'porn star names'?
LMAO :laugh:
Doll Frem :rolleyes:
That sounds quite feminine... :lalala:
I could think of a more manly name but that's useless since i don't have the necessary equipment to be a porn star! :D
EeZeReal
02-10-2003, 23:29
Patch Bradby
Ooooh me likey :cool:
kishkash
03-10-2003, 00:42
Mitzi Boudreaux :rolleyes: :no:
WTF that's the worst porn star name EVA :none:
I sound like a ditzy blonde NY socialite...wheres my Hermes bag and cigg holder :lol:
Kish "so nice to meet u daaahling" kash
parrish122
03-10-2003, 01:30
Sam Hilburn.
Sounds like a *very* odd porn name to me. :)
Parrish
madeldoe
03-10-2003, 02:49
hmm..
Blackey Merchan
ehh..NO..sounds like a farmer name..ew i much prefer Yourke Hunt :gigi:
kishkash
03-10-2003, 03:09
ehh..NO..sounds like a farmer name..ew i much prefer Yourke Hunt
w00t LMAO :D or Mike Hunt :p
thegurgi
03-10-2003, 03:49
Mine would be "Cocoa Turner" if it means FAMILY PET, or if it means my OWN pet it would be "Guinea Turner"
thegurgi, LMAO!
parrish122, oh so sexy. :P
Yeah. Mine'd be the least sexy one ever. Toulousse Lagomarsino. :no: :lol:
Devilish Yulia
03-10-2003, 04:00
err...i dunno?:spy:
err...i dunno?
You don't know the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name? :spy:
Devilish Yulia
03-10-2003, 04:11
You don't know the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name?
true i dont know my mums maiden name! my fav pets name was jenifer cos i cant remember my forst pet...jenifer theravanish!...............or was it whoopie?:dknow:
coolasfcuk
03-10-2003, 06:44
:( Poopy poo... I wanna Porn Star name, but...
I've never had a pet really, now or when I was growing up - of course, excluding the fish I had at one point, before I starved them to death :o but I never really named any of them. I house sit for one of my X-professors all the time and he has a cat named Fussy, so she is in a lil way my pet too, eh?
So far, kinda got it to work.... but now... my mom kept her last name when my parents got married - so it is not really maiden :grustno: and of course, because of that I cant write it here :gigi: since it is still active and in use.... since I cant disclouse any of our last names ;) [all of which are different btw - my parents are weird], how about I pick my middle name, since I have no problem writing it here, and it fits this forum quite OK - Ivanova - yeah, my daddy is an Ivan, and he is also a genius :yes:
k, so I am gonna be - Fussy Ivanova - I dont think Slavic names work too well for the porn star names
:mad:
raven ryuu
03-10-2003, 10:00
My first pet was a male dog named Rusty, and my mom's maiden name is kinda funky... so, we have:
Rusty Apuron
:p
porn star name????
how bout nikki cortez....hmmm sound like a columbian druglord....hehehehehe
mine sounds weird: Amadeus Luptakova LOL
QueenBee
03-10-2003, 20:44
Uh.. Mona Dwornik..
coolasfcuk
03-10-2003, 22:41
My friend just participated in the 'Porn Star' search (friday afternoon at work :gigi: ).... and I have to share hers with you, 'causeI thought it was pretty good:
Winniy Cooney, and the first one is pronaunced like Weenie :laugh:
lots of good porn star names people
Allison Vinikova
Not that interesting...
bgirlnikki
04-10-2003, 00:02
I don't like it!
Bunny Bustamante... Ha, that's so weird! How would people call me, BB?
Tom Violence
04-10-2003, 21:15
Suki des Forges.
Not, I might suggest, a name that oozes sex appeal.
spyretto
04-10-2003, 21:41
How about "Spiro Pipe"?? No wait, does it have to have a "french" intonation? It says Michael Buttocks there ;)
http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html
How about "Spiro Pipe"?
"Pipe", believe me, you don't want that kind of name for French speaking countries, even as a porn actor! :D
I tried that site but it gives different names each time you try, it's completely random.
t.a.t.u_n1_fan
07-10-2003, 20:05
hmm i dont have one does anyone have any ideas for me?
Originally posted by t.a.t.u_n1_fan
hmm i dont have one does anyone have any ideas for me?
Hootie McBoob! :done:
madeldoe
07-10-2003, 22:31
oOh oOh!! how about Yourke Hunt or Mike Hunt :lol: say it really fast
kishkash
07-10-2003, 23:19
LMAO@Hootie McBoob
oOh oOh!! how about Yourke Hunt or Mike Hunt say it really fast
*shakes head*
you and those names *wishes she never told u them* LOL :spy:
*cough*obsessed*cough*
Here's some more a friend and myself came up with ... call it a product of being tired and not wanting to work (coffee breaks put to good use :p)
Mona Lott
Mo Lester
Mike Hunt
Yourke Hunt
Les Bean
Hugh Jorgan
Neil Down
Buster Cherry
Fin Germe
Have ur porny pic :gigi:
Mo Lester
This one would be disturbing... even for a porn actor. :p
kishkash
08-10-2003, 04:24
This one would be disturbing... even for a porn actor.
LOL...on second thought ur right....something along the lines of Hugh Grod would be better no?
*came up with that one just then ohHhhhh LOL*
:D
russkayatatu
18-10-2003, 18:54
Woow, another interesting thread I've only just found - OK, my porn star name would be :
Cuddles Cowan
:lol: although if I bend the rules a little to see what it would be with the cat we got at the same time, and then again with the dog of one of my friends I house-sat for, I could get :
Sugar Cowan or
Cream Cowan
I guess they're not that bad ;) :laugh: Btw, coolasfcuk, LoL - what do you mean Slavic names don't work for porn stars? I thought everyone thought Slavs were mega-sexy, so I don't see why it shouldn't work in theory - Fussy :gigi:
Slavic names don't work for porn stars?
Slavic names do work for supermodels! :D
And last time i checked *cough* most actresses in European porn are slavic! :lalala:
EeZeReal
18-10-2003, 19:59
And last time i checked *cough* most actresses in European porn are slavic!
*Ponders how much knowledge you have on that*
:rolleyes:
Let's be honest:
How many of us actually pay attention to the end credits on these movies?
:done:
I don't watch porn BTW - I swear!!
EeZeReal
18-10-2003, 20:19
Some people might want to do research about certain actresses(they work under alias's and the such I hear :rolleyes: ). For instance, they might want to know who Debbie was when she "did" Dallas. >_<
Annnnnnnywaay.....I Know nothing!!! :spy:
*Retreats to the corner*
The biggest legend in the business is still Michael J. Cox.:D
Well my porn name after a pet and mother's name would be:
Piko Stampfl
(what can I say...my grandfather was german)
to make the right answer in the A/Q thread I looked for this thread..
My porn name:
First pet: Misser - was a cat and lemme say that the name is the Danish name for pussy.. - HEY - stop laughing.. didn't know I was to use it for my porn star name.
Mothers maiden name: well either this would be Juliane or Lynge.
So there we have it: Misser Lynge :laugh:
Hi i'm Petra Pyper
Does anyone need a random thing in the cupboard under the sink serviced?
You do...Wait til i just get some oil out of my toolbag.. :eek: Oh damn it i've spilled it all over us Miss!!!We better get out of these wet clothes straight away!! :hah:
Been watching many late-night movies on Channel 5, Daz?! :laugh:
Mossop i have no idea what you may be referring to there :epopcorn:
Don't think they do them on Fridays anymore anyway!! :dknow:
Guess i'll find out this week as i bet my friend i could stay off of drink longer than he could(in the same way Sickboy came off of drugs to annoy Renton in Trainspotting)and he's aiming for 2 weeks!!
So far i've managed since Saturday...which for me is not bad!! :coctail:
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