Anybody wanna storm t.A.T.u's office and eat some watermelons.

[skygto]

So here's my plan. We all buy tickets to Moscow, Russia whenever the girls get back over there. We have to get there a few days early though to set everything up you know. Anyways, we then buy an ass load of watermelons, storm into t.A.T.u's office/house/bathroom. MUAHAHAHAHAHA than they'll have to put us in there next videos.

[sheerblade]

Isnt this considered spam? this should be left for the general forums.

[skygto]

I don't know, I get a little thirsty when I eat Spam. I guess we can eat that if we bring some Live Wire too.

[Bitty2002]

Can I get some of that high quality weed yo?

[DAZ]

The weed can't be that good.
How anyone can eat Spam is beyond me though:ill:

[skygto]

Drugs is bad for you. Yeah I didn't like Spam either, that's why I suggested watermelons.

[Disengage]

Drugz Destroy Dreamz.
Meat is murder.

Watermelon rules, especially in the summer. Spitting the seeds is a sensation that can't be explained. Plus, if you get thirsty you can just eat more watermelon it is that juicy. So when are we going to Moscow? I need a date here so I can start saving.

[Bitty2002]

Alrighty people, I was joking. Just poking fun at skygto for acting so hyper.

[jellyjoker]

What is wrong with you people?
SPAM is good!
"SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Hormel’s miracle meat in a can!"
And if we arn't supose to eat animal why are they made out of meat?

[Disengage]

Originally posted by jellyjoker
And if we arn't supose to eat animal why are they made out of meat?

Don't think I havn't heard that one before. Worst line ever.

[Lux]

i second this protest involving watermelon. i want to be in a video!! lolol

[Sizzlin_Nam]

skygto, why would you need watermelons to get into their next video? what are you smoking? anyway..if it is melons...i prefer honeydew

[skygto]

Well think about it, would you put someone in a video if they were just waiting there for you, or would you put someone in a video if they were sitting there eating watermelons.

[DAZ]

Too right.
You'd pick the grinning person with the watermelons.
Now i don't wanna start a melon argument but Honeydew are horrible.
C'mon the watermelons.

[skygto]

Yeah, so watermelon it is. Seedless? I prefer seedless, and I bet they would too. It's less messy and easier to eat.

[Sizzlin_Nam]

skygto, no not seedless. We should take our time eating the watermelons. If they are seedless we will just down them too quickly...and then they wont put us in the video. We will all look very attractive toying with watermelon seeds, eh? Good idea, no??

[Disengage]

Yeah, seeds all the way! It will be more impressive if we can learn how to spit them seeds with styleeeeee.

[Vicious]

Or better yet, spit seeds into a mural.

OR, we can bring some Llamas, and have the Llamas eat the watermelons. Then the Llamas can spit the seed at people walking by.

[Sizzlin_Nam]

Vicious, holy shit! you are a genius

[skygto]

AWESOME. Seed watermelons with spitting llamas. Great. Any more ideas?

[DAZ]

Swinging Light Blue Monkeys(Dyed fur obviously)

[QueenBee]

I'm not really a fan of light blue... :/
Why not purple? I mean, c'mon, everybody loves purple.

I'm all for the watermelons tho. :D

[dare2dream28]

The blue monkeys can be swinging over a pond full of crocodiles, which would also be waiting to ambush the watermelon seed spitting llamas if they dare come too close to the edge of the crocs territory. To make it really interesting, all this could be going on while I try and capture a little 3 foot freshie (fresh water) croc. Who can pass up a scene like THAT?! lol :heh: *Yes, I know I've watched one too many Croc Hunter episodes but by crickey, you gotta love 'em mate! :D*

[zebu]

I think we should firts put 1/2 bottle of vodka in every watermelon and then it eat and offer them some. (I saw Jamie Oliver-the famous English cook, pour vodka in watermelon- he said you should fill it for 2 days and then it is delisious)

[QueenBee]

zebu, I saw that too! Let's do eet. :D

[EeZeReal]

Wow this thread is like a stonners dream or something.. :p

[crni]

Originally posted by queenbee
zebu, I saw that too! Let's do eet. :D

well...it's summertime, so plenty of watermellons to "eat" !!! :D

[Lux]

i recommend we take a few dozen watermelon, hollow them out, and fill them with vodka. then, we let them ferment for a few months, and we've got our own watermelon flavored vodka. :done:


And, we can halfassedly bottle the watermelon flavored vodka and put together a gift basket for the tatu gang, but we'd keep a few bottles for ourselves.

[Disengage]

Can we get comedian Gallagher in on this watermelon action?

[DAZ]

Who's Gallagher?
Can we have some Bacardi watermelons as well?
If we're having comedians in Jonny Vegas would be suited to this video