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A: i suppose you die :hmmm:
Q:How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
You start seeing what you write.
Q.
If you are in car and travel with speed of light and turn on the lights, what happens?
:newyear:
A: Ummm... a momentary laps of reason? :D
Q: You think Ivan is gay? :p
Out of all Ivans in the world some are definatly gay.
Q
What's the speed of dark?
:newyear:
a : its still :) [i.e. doesnt move ?:)]
q : cape velvet , amarula or baileys ?
QueenBee
27-02-2004, 20:25
A: All of them :P
Q: Why does Luxxi put :newyear: smileys in all of his posts?
A: That's the ancient slovene symbol of sexual potency :newyear: :D
Q: If you could CHOOSE which race would you most like to belong to? :P
A: I'd be Slovene, evidently. :newyear:
Q: Are you a pretty, pretty princess? :rose:
Unplugged
27-02-2004, 22:38
A: No, sorry. I'm a handsome prince :heh:
Q: With whom do you really wanna spend a hot weekend with lots of wild sex? :liplick:
Myself
Q
Do you like me putting :newyear: at all posts?
:newyear:
Unplugged
27-02-2004, 22:49
A: Yes, it rocks ;)
Q: Do you like to sleep naked?
Only if there is hot company in bed as well :newyear:
Q
If buttered bread always falls on side with butter and cat always land on their feet what happens if you butter cat's back and drop it?
:newyear:
A: It'll land on its feet....since it's not a piece of bread :D
Q: What did you want to be when you were a little kid?
Unplugged
27-02-2004, 23:03
A: I wanted to be a lawyer :laugh:
Q: What's the most beautiful place you've ever been to? :D
A: The creek beside my house. :D
Q: Can 1 + 1 = 3 ?
Yes, but only after 9 months
Q
Do blondes really know that they have more fun?
:newyear:
A: Thats something they mus discover themselves
Q: What would be the punishment for someone you hate?
a : depends on what theyve done. usually ill just ignore them and pretend theyre invisible.
q : should i sleep or continue reading the 128 threads on tatysite i missed by not being on for a week ? :)
QueenBee
27-02-2004, 23:24
A: Continue :yes:
Q: What do you do when you're out in the sea and the boat starts to leak? :eek:
a : crap in your pants and not care cos youre gonna die anyway cos you refused to go for swimming lessons :P
q : nokia or sony-ericsson ?
A: Nokia
Q: What would you do if u suddenly face a lion?
QueenBee
27-02-2004, 23:30
A: Throw myself into a wall so that I would die before the lion tears me apart :yes:
Q: Do you like the color orange? :D
A: no, oramge is too...er...orange
Q: Drowning or burning? :D
Devilish Yulia
27-02-2004, 23:56
A: probaby burning....i will probably have to burnt wen i die anywayz :none:
Q: playing soccer or football?
q: audio or video(only) ?
QueenBee
28-02-2004, 00:00
A: Audio :D
Q: What's your favorite quote?
Unplugged
28-02-2004, 00:50
A: "The path of Excess leads to the tower of Wisdom"
Q: What's "Starбlfur" in icelandic?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 01:14
A: *icelandic accent* Starбlfur
Q: What time is it?
A: in what time zone? :D
Q: Hungry or thirsty?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 01:18
A: thirsty...
Q: Can u answer a question with a question?
QueenBee
28-02-2004, 01:20
A: What do you think? :D
Q: Do you think Ivan is a genius? :gigi:
A: a psycho. But still a genius
Q: Whatґs your favorite feeling?
Devilish Yulia
28-02-2004, 01:31
A: love or happiness *sighs*
Q: swimming or running?
A: running
Q: Cat or Dog?
madeldoe
28-02-2004, 02:12
A. neither [or maybe a puppy]
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Q. where do the ducks go in the winter?
taty994945
28-02-2004, 03:23
A: Dunno, they just piss off I guess.
Q: wassup?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 05:59
A: Not much ... gravity is a bummer
Q: what u talking 'bout willis?!
A. Yo mama!
Q. How high is up?
taty994945
28-02-2004, 12:29
A: 47.83 metres :)
Q: How can existence precede essence?
Simply type existance before essence
Q
What was the best thing before sliced bread ?
:newyear:
QueenBee
28-02-2004, 19:33
A: Non-sliced bread
Q: Did/do you have any imaginary friends?
Yes, but they don't like me and only play with themselves.
Q
Is James Bond a lady's man or just a slut?
:newyear:
madeldoe
28-02-2004, 19:45
A. hes a man whore.
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Q. who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 19:55
A: the cookie monster :lalala:
Q: Do clouds look like cotton or does cotten look like clouds :spy: ?
Unplugged
28-02-2004, 20:00
A: Cotton looks like clouds
Q: Who's Kelly Osbourne?
Biatch with bad taste in clothes who thinks daddy's fame makes her good singer.
Q
Is the Hokey Pokey really what it's all about???
:newyear:
kishkash
28-02-2004, 21:28
A: I'd like to think so...otherwise there's not much more meaning to life :(
Q: what is the color purple?
Crampaholic
28-02-2004, 21:41
A: a movie oprah won't shut up about being in
Q: If swiming is a good excersice why are whales so fat?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 21:43
A: coz they eat more than they swim :none:
Q: why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? :bum:
A: Maybe I remind them of something from their childhood.:spy:
Q: You think Danny DeVito ever paid to get laid? :P
kishkash
28-02-2004, 22:03
A: DEFINATELY!
Q: Why was math invented?
Crampaholic
28-02-2004, 22:18
A: To make us hit our heads against the table
Q: Why does ZZZZZZZZZ mean sleep?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 22:24
A: that's a matter of interpretation...maybe some ppl hum whilew they sleep...i personally think it was a marketing ploy created by the counting sheep association of North America.
Q: who IS the Queen of the Damned??
QueenBee
28-02-2004, 22:27
A: ME!
Q: Can you crack your knuckles?
kishkash
28-02-2004, 22:29
A: yes...used to ... now its totally alien and disgusting to me...
[proper answer:] ur not cracking ur knuckle per se...just the sac of fluid in ur joint ;)
Q: Why are u the Queen of the Damned...who did u damn?
[whoops beat me to it :p]
A: not gonna say :p
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 00:52
A: I damned all of you.. Hahaha. :laugh:
Q: Do you think Ivan and Mansky have a secret gay relationship? :liplick:
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 00:57
A: No, I think Ivan had an affair with that guy from STS (the hairy one with big beard), but he cheated on him, Ivan got hurt and depressed and couldn't concentrate on tATu anymore
Q: What's the best sauce for french fries?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 01:10
A: Sauce? I don't use sauce.. I use melted cheese :liplick:
Q: Have you ever heard your parents have sex? *If so, I'm sorry*
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 01:18
A: Fortunately, no :rolleyes:
Q: Do you hate going to the gymn?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 01:26
A: :rolleyes: No comments ;)
Q: What's the best song in the world?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 01:33
A: That's a REALLY tough one. But I would risk "Imagine" by John Lennon.
Q: Do you like tofu? :D :liplick: (Damn, I'm so hungry, my kitchen is calling for me)
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 01:37
A: I like everything, even you. :kwink: (I'm hungry too!)
Q: How did you find out about Tatu?
A: I saw the video for ATTSS on The Hits channel in December 2002.
Q: (to quote Lena) If tomorrow there will be snow on the streets, what will be?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 01:44
A: :laugh: The path's gonna be dangerous and someone will slip, hurt their head and go to the hospital
Q: What's the best country in the world besides Iceland? :D ;) :10x:
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 01:45
A: Poland. ;) Oh wait.. wrong answer! Poland is better than Iceland :D
Q: What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 01:48
A: Hmmm :lalala: I pushed a guy, he fell and broke his leg... :p
Q: Have you ever seen your mom naked? :spy: :laugh:
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 01:50
A: Yes.. :lalala: But it's okay 'cause I'm a girl and you're not so ha-ha.
Q: Are the owls what they seem?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 01:53
A: NO! :znaika: Beware! You think it's just an owl, but it can be the evil spirit of BOB :eek:
Q: Is Lena Kiper hot or what?
A: It's not for me to judge. I'm a girl. But I think she is alright.
Q: What brand of fragrance do you use?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 01:57
A: I don't use anything
Q: Do you want to be buried, cremated or other when you die?
A: Buried.
Q: What colored coffin do you want to be buried in, or what colored vase do you want your ashes to be kept in?
:gigi:
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:01
A: Invisible color :D
Q: What are you wearing right now? (Nothing dirty, I swear)
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 02:02
A: My pajama pants and a t-shirt
Q: Do you know any girl who masturbates with the showerhead? :lol:
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 02:04
A. burried...
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Q. what is 'is'?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:04
A: "Ice" in Swedish. :gigi:
Q: What's the most annoying commercial?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 02:09
A: All the commercials were teenagers are 'having fun' and they're ALL models :rolleyes:
Q: Do you think Yulia slept with Ivan?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 02:10
A: No, yes, maybe, I don't know :laugh:
Q: Are too many ppl playing this game at once? :p
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 02:13
A: YES! :laugh:
Q: Who's the biggest slut in american show-biz?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:14
A: I choose Britney Spears 'cause I can't come up with anyone else!
Q: Is it okay to go to the park and steal a duck just because it has a tumor on its head? :laugh:
taty994945
29-02-2004, 02:16
A: OMG!!
Q: Whose coming up with these questions?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:18
A: *Looks around suspiciously* :spy:
Q: Do you wanna meet Dr Phil?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 02:18
A: I don't know. :p
Q: What would you do if you were in the subway and suddenly Lena appeared in front you laughing and showed you her boobs bouncing? :laugh:
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:20
A: I'd become a lesbian. :D Then I'd look for the cameraman, wave hi and show a sign that says "Yo Tatysite.net! I'm on the Reality Show!"
Q: Whats the ideal wedding cake like?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 02:23
A: One of those huge multi-story types with little staircases and all kinds of fancy stuff
Q: What are you looking at? :spy:
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:25
A: Your sexy ass :yes:
Q: What's the bestest toilet paper?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 02:32
A: Sobent. Its's shit extracting ability is tremendous
Q: What is the colour of your walls?
QueenBee
29-02-2004, 02:35
A: They're supposed to be white but they're so old that they're yellow. I know. Don't even come to my house!
Q: Who has the best avatar except Staringelf?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 02:41
A: I like SP's one
Q: How'd you get your nickname?
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 03:00
A: got some assistance from boredom
Q: whense the last time you had sex?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 04:21
A: Is that an appropriate question for this forum?
Q: why does water fall off a ducks back...and what's it like to be water?
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 04:29
a: slippery i guess
q: y wouldn't it be appropriate?
A: Because ducks feathers are covered with the oily secretions from their skin. I think it's nice to be water, cuz you don't have a brain or anything. You are just H2O. Nothing more and nothing less.
Q: What is your favorite song at the moment? [I'm not very creative at the moment. Sorry for the boring question.]
:gigi:
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 04:40
a: "really hot" - missy
q: who will bush bomb next?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 04:44
A: No one is safe...he's a crazy SOB...but with any luck he'll loose the 'lections and will fall into obscurity...maybe he'll become the whino u c on the street who stares up womens skirts :dknow:
Q: If you were water do u think u would know it?
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 04:57
a: no becuz i would have no brain
q: scrambled or sunny-side-up eggs?
A: scrambled, fun to pick at :p
Q: night or day?
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 05:14
a: day
q: bentley or benz?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 05:31
A: bently ;) merc's are too highly overrated and ur not really getting much
Q: Is there a song that never ends?
guesshoo
29-02-2004, 05:33
a: yeah, the themesong to "lambchop's playalong"
q: your ideal cutie; short or long hair?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 06:13
A. short ofcourse!! andros are hot..mohawks and spikey hair are uber hot! :D
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Q. what came first..the chicken or the egg?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:13
A: egg...i hate that question!
Q: do you hate when people give ambiguous answers?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 06:16
A. not really..
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Q. what crakalakin'?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:23
A: lack of crackers. or crack :spy:
Q: i am a 4 legged animal. I bark. I like bones. i start with D and end with G. What am i?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 06:30
andros are hot
not this again :rolleyes: *shudder*
A: erm :spy: ... Cat?
Q: Where's Yourke Hunt?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 06:31
A. ummm.. lemme get to u on that one....hmm *thinks* start with a D and ends witha G..hmmmm....
A #2. In a land down under...
________________________
Q. What is pimp juice?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:34
A: water mixed with sugar and salt
Q: what's the capital of australia?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 06:37
A: Timbucktoo
Q: In a land down under... <-- south of the equator?
ummm.. lemme get to u on that one....hmm *thinks* start with a D and ends witha G..hmmmm....
OO OOOOO i know this one!! *jumps up and down* is it Dolce & Gabanna?? though i don't think they'd like u calling them an animal...and well they DO have 4 legs :D
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:41
A: right here :cool:
Q: what am i thinking of?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 06:44
A: A number between 1 and 10 :cool:
Q: What am EYE thinking of? *makes sexy eyes...but one eye twitches too much*
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:49
A: I want to go to sleep?
Q: have you ever cried watching a movie? if yes, what movie was it?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 06:51
[u were correct ;)]
A: yes...bambi...when the mother dies *pulls out kleenex and sniffles*
Q: What was the worst pain u've ever experienced and what caused it?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 06:56
A: When i fell off a skateboard and landed on my chin
Q: What's the greatest album of all time?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:02
A: i dunno...its all relative...but i think Ravel was a pretty rocking guy...gotta love his Bolero...but there were no albums back then so i can't answer that :hmmm:
Q: Is it hard to come up with a lot of questions for this game?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:04
A: It sure is!
Q: Do u say quarter to five or four-fortyfive?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:08
A: quarter to five
Q: What exactly IS the fifth ammendment that everyone pleads...
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:12
A: I have no idea
Q: Do you walk the streets with a big grin across your face?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:18
A: no...id prolly look crazier than i already do
Q: Are we the only 2 ppl playing this game? :p
A: no, me here
Q: what's with water?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:24
A: The truth is out there :lalala:
Q: Did you start clapping with joy when the aliens in Independence Day were defeated?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:24
A: aliens?!?! WHERE *runs around in circles and gets knocked out when she runs into a wall*
Q: Why is the word rhetorical used to describe a rhetorical question? y isn't it just called 'the question u were never meant to answer wiseass' ?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:31
A: .........
Q: Is there any point to this question?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:33
A: no it was a question about rhetorical questions that was rhetorical :kwink:
Q: how thirsty do u have to be to be able to quote 'im thirsty'?
Q: enough to ask, "what's with water?" :gigi:
A: do you think charlize theron will win an oscar on sunday?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:38
A: I think so. But I hope Naomi Watts wins.
Q: Does saliva taste like nothing or water?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 07:38
A. no..
A #2. it tastes like saliva
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Q. how do u make french toast?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:41
A: www.frenchtoast.com
Q. Why do u always ask that question?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 07:43
A. because i want to make french toast that actualy tastes like french toast..instead of egg mixed with bread...
___________________________
Q. where is the love?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:47
A: in my heart :p
Q: Don't u remember how to make it from last time i told u ms. forget-everything-and-ask-repetitive-questions? :kwink: :p
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:47
A: eerr...hands the mic to nakatu
Q: is www.tatu.com the coolest?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 07:48
A. pffft..obviously not..cuz im asking you again :rolleyes:
_________________
Q. whats up ur ass? sheeeesh
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:51
A: french toast
Q: does it suffice it to say any old thing and put a '?' at the end and call it a question?
p.s. get on messenger dingbat and i'll tell ya :liplick:
A. At the time being, you'd rather not know. :rolleyes:
Q. Blue pill or red pill?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:54
A: can i have both? if not, i'll have the one neo took
Q: huh?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 07:55
A: yah...huh?
Q: am i lost?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 07:59
A: perhaps, where are you?
Q: hi, can i help you?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:01
A: just lookin :kwink: :liplick:
Q: hi ... my name is...my name is...my name is?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:08
A: no one gives a shit!
Q: how soon is now?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:10
A: immediately...or as soon as u get around to it :lalala:
Q: how can u say i got about things the wrong way?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 08:11
A/Q. what??
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Q. can i answer my own question?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:12
A: well, you're not human so....
Q: what's ur favourite book?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:12
A.[to prev. question] I think u just did!
A #2: i like reading picture books ;)
Q: If u can't taste...does it matter what u eat?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:17
A: As long as it wont harm you
Q: wats the meaning of life?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 08:17
A. yes..matters about the texture too..
A#2. to live then die...
________________
Q. how did i answer my own question?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:23
A/Q. what??
______________
Q. can i answer my own question?
A: *points* coz it was rhetorical ;)
Q: i am human and i need to be loved?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:24
A: Stupid humans...pfft
Q: Can i answer my own question?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 08:25
A. heeeeeeeeey!!! thats not a question!!
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Q. so i can answer my own question?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:25
A: If u want to!
Q: why does everyone pffffft me? *cries unabashedly*
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:25
A: coz ur a pfft-able person :heh:
Q: do u like stuff?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:29
A: i like more of a combination of mishmash and etcetera...
Q: is that alright with u?
[*mumbles* i'll pfft YOU in a second]
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 08:30
A. what kind of stuff?
Q. its alright with me..
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Q. how do u pronounce pffffft?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:31
A: "pepffte"
Q: Can u float on clouds?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 08:34
A. with the help of my good friend..puff the magic dragon..i can float on anything my heart desires!
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Q. why the hell does my comp. keeps on muting and unmuting my speakers on its own?!!!
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:34
pepftte?? LoooooooL :lol:
its more like pfaff but with a silent -a
A: yes...when u are as high as a kite ;)
A#2 coz its posessed by the evil speaker messer upper monster :spy:
Q: How do u spell etc? :bum:
Q#2: Does puff the magic dragon really live by the sea?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:37
A: Yeh, becoz it likes water and seafood :spy:
Q: What was running thru J&L's heads during ATTSS?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:39
A: DAYUMN this water is cold...and...DAYUMN y did we have to eat onions for lunch :bum:
Q: what's the wierdest word u've ever had to say outloud?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:46
A: Foch (A french WW1 general)
Q: Do u go up stairs 2 steps at a time?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:47
A: y yes...yes i do!
Q: Does the word negligence remind u of negligee?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:51
A: Definitely
Q: Do you like talking about yourself?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:52
A: only when its not about me :gigi:
Q: do u have to pee?
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:55
A: yes...grabs mineral water bottle :lalala:
Q: As a passenger in a car, what is your preferred seat?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 08:58
A: the drivers seat :D
Q: are we the only 2 ppl playing again? :ithink:
taty994945
29-02-2004, 08:59
A: Are you talkin' to me? Well, im the only one here :D
Q: fav actor and actress?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 10:42
A. Brad Pitt and Shannyn Sossamon
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Q. so i think im going to answer my own question now?
No you woun't. :no:
Q
If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
:newyear:
A: Indeed. That's why unexpected can never be expected, cause it'd cause a disturbance in the space-time continuoum.
Q: What is a space-time continuoum and would sleeping with two lesbian girls disturb it? :newyear:
Space time continuum (commonly refered to here & now) is distinctive intersection of time axis and space plane. This perticular stc can be identified as "our world", "world as we know it" and TTL. there are, however, numerous other stcs which are, at present, invisible to us. Sleeping with 2 lesbian girls would indeed disturb it but would be totally worth it.
Q
Whos cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "LISP"?
:newyear:
A: Some dude who didn't have a knack for linguistics. :D
Q: Will I ever sleep with two (or more) lesbian girls?!
Lesbians sleep with women and you are man so :no:
Q
Why is it called a MISSile if it was made to hit things?
:newyear:
A: It'd be weird to call them HITiles or STRIKEtiles. :p
Q: Is beauty in the eye of the beholder or is Britney just REALLY totaly unattractive? :none:
It's in the eyes of beholder
Q
Who the fcuk is Alice?
:newyear:
A: It's a girl I've been stalking for 24 years.
Q: How much is the fish?
A: The cod is Ј2, but if you want carp it's a tenner.
Q: Where's the love, y'all?
I forgot it in on the bus
Q
Is a gay indian an indianus?
:newyear:
A: Is that meant to be funny?
Q: Why do people find X-tina attractive?
A: They do? Who? :spy:
Q: How do you know when it's love? :p
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 17:04
A: I just feel it! :yes: :love:
Q: Do you usually swear? (as in saying 'bad' words :p)
A: In Slovene? HELL YEAH! In English? Not often
Q: How soon is now?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 18:07
[taty<hellalongnumbers> beat u to that one freds ;)]
A: immediately...or as soon as u get around to it :lalala:
Q: What's the difference between a Turk and a Torque?
A: 'Now' will begin in exactly 30 Minutes.
Q: Who left this picture of a baby gorilla on my desk?
transcend
29-02-2004, 18:09
A: As soon as you can let go of the past and the future and embrace the present.
Q: Why would anyone not find Xtina attractive?
(Damn - 3 of us answered at the same time.)
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 18:13
A: I don't know! :dknow: I think she has a great body and a crazy sexual energy :yes:
Q: Do you believe in fate?
transcend
29-02-2004, 18:37
A: Yes.
Q: Do you believe in a meaning behind our lives or is our existence purely contingent?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 18:44
A: There's definitely a meaning and a purpose, or else our existence wouldn't make any sense.
Q: What's the #1 rule in show business?
transcend
29-02-2004, 18:47
A: Make show!! (As said to the Beatles by the owner of the German club they played in when they were working in Hamburg.)
Q: Have I got any chance at all of meeting Angelina Jolie and wooing and winning her?
A: Just gotta have faith ;)
Q: Does blue looks like black?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 19:30
A: only in the dark :cool:
Q: Why do people answer their own questions?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 19:41
A. because im a dork like that..
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Q. why do people ask so many questions?
transcend
29-02-2004, 19:43
A: Because nobody else will.
Q: Has Sofia Coppola got any chance of winning the Oscar for Best Director tonight?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 19:48
A: the winds show a change
Q: Who do u think will win for Best Director tonight?
madeldoe
29-02-2004, 19:50
A. No...
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Q. Will i watch Passion of the Christ tonight?
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 20:07
A: Maybe.
Q: Is it an injustice that Scarlet Johansson didn't get nominated for an Oscar?
kishkash
29-02-2004, 20:10
A: who really knows...its between her and Mr. Oscar Myer :dknow:
Q: is aramaic a kewl language? or is there a reason that its dead?
No and it's dead because somebody put it out of it's misery.
Q
Who really did " let the dogs out "?
:newyear:
kishkash
29-02-2004, 20:21
A: :lalala: it was *points* her
Q: why why why delilah?
Because voices in her head told her to
Q
What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
:newyear:
kishkash
29-02-2004, 20:34
A: Crispy is something that is firm but easily broken or crumbled...cruncy is something that makes a crunching or cracking sound, as when chewed :cool:
Q: do u prefer crispy or crunchy things?
Crispy crunchers
Q
When it rains why dont sheep shrink ?
:newyear:
A: Their bodies emit special anti-shrinkage hormones to the woll :P
Q: Tampons or pads? :p
Unplugged
29-02-2004, 23:31
A: Neither. I'm a guy, I don't need them :laugh:
Q: What's your full name? :gigi:
A: Iґm shy, not going to tell :P
Q: Anime or Manga?
A: MANGAAAAA.
Q: Final Fantasy or Zelda?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 00:15
A: Final Fantasy
Q: What are you doing right at this moment? :spy:
a: answering ur question
q:where would u like to be right now?
A: In bed with Julia Volkova
Q: Why do we always want what we can't have?
A: Monte Carlo fo sho
Q: OMG!! LMAO!! WTF???
Edit: Mossopp beat me to it... I'll answer her question to be fair...
A: When you find out let me know, cause I REALLY wonder :p
kishkash
01-03-2004, 01:05
A: who really knows :dknow:
Q: Im thinking of a number between 100 and 101 what is it? :gigi:
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:08
A: 100.5?
Q: When's your birthday?
kishkash
01-03-2004, 01:09
A: Not today :(
Q: Do people who are born today (Feb 29) only celebrate their birthdays every four years?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:11
A: Nope, 'cause I've got a friend who was born today.. well, not literally of course. :rolleyes:
Q: Have you found the thing you've been looking for?
A: I'll never find what I'm looking for.
Q: Why do the girls watch the boys who watch the girls who watch the boys watch the girls go by?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:20
A: How can the boys watch the girls who are watching the boys who are watching the girls walk by? I mean, if the boys are watching the girls who are walking by, they can't be watching the girls who are watching them.. :spy:
Q: Do you take painkillers when you're in pain? :spy:
A: I take so many painkillers it's not even funny! :eek:
Q: If it will be so, what will be?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:27
A: So. :D
Q: Are they gonna get us?
A: They're not gonna get us!
Q: What exactly were all the things she said?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:32
A: OMG Mossopp.. I was supposed to ask that next! :eek: Freaky.. :spy: Anyways, all the things she said was that this is not enough!
Q: What was the last song you listened to?
A: 'Zaschischatsia Ochkami' - tATu
Q: Are random acts of mindlessness common-place occurances?
QueenBee
01-03-2004, 01:42
A: If Tatu think so, then I think so! :laugh:
Q: Can you see me now? :gigi:
A: Clowns all around you? yes, i can see it :D
Q: Will mama-papa forgive me?
A: No becaue iґve lost my mind
Q: How did we ever go this far?
A: coz u touch my hand and start the car.
Q: why me?
madeldoe
01-03-2004, 04:58
A. cuz ur the son and the heir..
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Q. where do babies come from?
oOps..i broke the lil trend..:D
A: You know, mama told me they come from her belly... <.< But I know the truth, they come via stork mail from a baby factory in Paris. :D
Q: Why am I flying, for the first time?
A: WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot? :D
Q: Did you see the Oscars? [I did. :P]
Unplugged
01-03-2004, 06:57
A: Yes, I did, and I thought it was boring :mad: What a waste of time. At least there was a little *diversity* in Best Actress and Best Actor awards :rolleyes:
Q: Should I go to school? I don't feel like it.
A: Go! Education is very important young man!!
Q: Is that Peter Jackson one ugly dude or WHAT? :eek:
A: He is SUCH a HOBBIT. *Smoogles her Frodo and Samwise plushies together, making kissy noises.*
Q: Dude, am I getting obssesed with Final Fantasy Online OR WHAT?
A: Probably I'd say. :D
Q: What is that white stuff in a Milky Way chocholate bar made of?!
Unplugged
01-03-2004, 08:04
A: I don't know any Milky Way chocolate bars. :p And I didn't get any sleep, so stop asking weird questions :laugh: I can't think right now.
Q: OK, I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed and go to school. Will I be able to put up with anyone?
A: Maybe. Depends on how much you think about Lena's boobies.
Q: Got milk?
A: I once took some pre-natal pills, thinking they were actually
vitamin C supplements. I was afraid I'd start lactating.
:D
Q: Sinus headache. Advil or Tylenol?
(OMG, that's HILLARIOUS.)
A: None, head banging against the wall until the piece of gray matter that hurts falls out. :D
Q: Beirut or Babe Ruth?
I've never been to babe Ruth so Beirut it is.
Q
If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what do you do?
:newyear:
A: continue watching. :p I mean I can't really make the animal stop could I? :lol:
Q: Baleys or tequilla?
Tequilla over Bailey's, vodka over everything
Q
Does water float?
:newyear:
guesshoo
01-03-2004, 19:45
a: no it sinks.........boats especially. :D
q: tom or jerry?
Tom
Q
Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has those thing'ies hanging down. Think I'll pull on 'em and drink whatever comes out"?
:newyear:
guesshoo
01-03-2004, 19:57
A: someone whoo was both very curious and thirsty
q: do you believe in ghosts?
A: of course..when I send them of to haunt my biggest eneym :p
Q: Why is snow white and water blue if its the same thing?
guesshoo
01-03-2004, 20:14
a: becuz the water is reflecting the sky........or is it the sky is reflecting the water and i'm guessing the snow isn't water in its purest form......:ithink:
q: is barney gay?
Aren't all purple dinosaurs?
Q
When a male police officer becomes a detective, he is commonly refered to as "Dick Tracy" So, if a female police officer becomes a detective, does that make her a "Dickless Tracy?"
:newyear:
guesshoo
01-03-2004, 20:35
a: no, it would make her tracy's dick..............
q: who shot the sheriff?
It wasn't same person that shot the deputy.
Q
What would world without rhetorical questions look like?
:newyear:
guesshoo
01-03-2004, 21:06
a: the same way it'd look with rhetorical questions seeming as they are mere statements in the form of questions and are actually not physical characteristics.
q: t or a?
t
Q
Can you imagine world without imagination?
:newyear:
russkayatatu
01-03-2004, 22:01
A: Yes, but can't imagine me in it.
Q: what was the last thing you ate?
madeldoe
01-03-2004, 22:09
A. white rabbits
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Q. why do reign and rain sound the same?
A: Cos the rain in Spain falls mainly down the drain.
Q: Why do people always go "wooooooo" when the lights go down at a concert?
A: cause they start with R, has a EI sound in the middle and finish with N :p
Q: :heh: or ;)
Crampaholic
02-03-2004, 00:11
A: ;)
Q: do u believe in aliens?
A: Yep
Q: Talking about monster, which u prefer, Monster of the Loch Ness or Chupacabras :D ?
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