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A: of course. It's much more fun that way. ;)
Q: why do teachers tell you that you have to do homeworks and in the next second say that all in all no one will bother to know what grades you had in school?
Because grades aren't important so people who give grades (=teachers) know their work is futile and pointless so they exercise their petty authority and take it on children for lack of their penis size (or boob size for women).
Q
Why do those signs say, "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator"? How would you put a fire out with an elevator?
:newyear:
A: I dunno but you've got a better chance of putting out a fire with an elevator than with a flight of stairs.
Q: Why am I finding it so hard to think of a question to ask right now?
Too much to drink last night?
Q
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
:newyear:
Too much to drink today is more like it! :laugh:
A: I believe the monkey wrench is actually better suited to gorrillas and other larger primates.
Q: If money is the root of all evil then why do we all have to have jobs?
Isn't it obvious? because we have to be evil.
Q
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? :spy:
:newyear:
guesshoo
07-03-2004, 21:16
a: well they sell condoms there too, do you think sex is prohobited?
q: are you that somebody?
A: well duh
Q: light eyes or dark eyes?
A: Dark eyes. I'm a sucker for girls with deep, dark brown eyes... :hmmm:
Q: Can you swim? I cant.
A: Yeah.
Q: Shaven or unshaven? (what? whatever :p)
QueenBee
08-03-2004, 01:36
A: I get dirty thoughts from that so I'm not gonna answer. :D
Q: What's the worst thing someone has ever said to you?
I'm a sucker for girls with deep, dark brown eyes...
Dammit! :( *has blue eyes* ;)
A: A lot of bad things, but the worst thing was said by Forre quite recently: "Put all your translations into your ass and sit there on your heights shining with the glory of pride, dear Kate.". *whipes tears from her face* She totally insulted me for no reason. :(
Q: What's the best thing someone has ever said to you?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 05:30
A: You are hardworking. Go me! :D
Q: Is your online personality the same as your real-life personality?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 05:37
A: Actually, yes :yes: I think I might be a bit nicer online than I wouild be in person, but that's because I'm all cozy in my room, so it's a different mood :heh:
Q: If you were a witch, what spell would you cast at the moment?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 05:52
A: Can they freeze time? I'll do that.
Q: Do you hear voices in your head?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 05:57
A: IN my head - yeah, sure, my mind is full of thoughts. OUT of my head, no :p
If you were referring to evil voices telling me to kill people, nope :heh:
Q: What's the place in your house where you feel most comfortable / cozy? :D
taty994945
08-03-2004, 06:01
A: Right here in my room. There's the computer, air-con and no people. :lalala:
Q: Are all humans connected in some way?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 06:06
A: Yes! Every human being is a part of another one
Q: Woud you like to live in Uzbekistan? :gigi:
taty994945
08-03-2004, 06:11
A: Maybe a short holiday. :p
Q: What's the most offensive insult? (excluding crudeness/profanity etc.)
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 06:19
A: Hmm I honestly don't know :dknow:
Q: What makes you cry?
A: The movie "Lilo 'n Stitch". [Don't laugh!] :D
Q: Are reality shows becoming trite?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 06:25
A: Yes, I can't stand them anymore. :none:
Q: Which trophy looks better? http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=xvr10803072336.dubai_tennis_xvr108&prov=ap
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 06:31
A: The one on the left :yes:
Q: What's your favorite ice-cream?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 06:34
A: I'll be boring and say chocolate.
Q: Are cupboards bodacious?
A: Storage area in and of itself is bodaciously bodacious. :yes:
Q: Am I the only one who cried during "Lilo 'n Stitch"?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 06:49
A: Most probably. :D It was a pretty good movie.
Q: Is too much of a good thing bad?
A: Hell naw! That's one of those proverbs which were meant
for family morale but which often were proven untrue. The
same applies to "money can't buy happiness". :P
Q: Do you get cravings often?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 07:22
A: I get tatysite cravings :gigi:
Q: Do you merge reality with dreams as you drift off to sleep?
A: Yarr, often. Fun! :D
Q: Ever touched a koala?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 07:28
A: Fuck yeah! I've got 2 koalas and a kangaroo. :D
Q: Does anyone remind you of yourself?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 07:53
A: Unfortunately, no.
Q: What would you do if you woke up and Lena was in front you NAKED? :heh:
A: I'll scream if I see naked Katina in my room. But that's cuz I'm me. If I were staringelf, I'll most probably ask her out on a date. :D
Q: Do you like fruit tea?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 07:58
A: YES!! :D
Q: What would you do if you caught your parents having sex on the kitchen table, right before dinner? :lol:
taty994945
08-03-2004, 08:11
A: I would say "hey, I'm trying to eat here!"
Q: Are you remarkable?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 08:15
A: Yes, I like to think so :coctail:
Not today, though. I'm being a lazy ass and skipping school :lalala: (But still, it's remarkable that I skip school so much and still get great grades :heh: )
Q: What do you like to have for breakfast?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 08:19
A: Pancakes with maple syrup.
Q: Have you ever failed an exam?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 08:24
A: An exam (like a final exam or smth), no. 'Tests', yes. But I always managed to convince the teachers to let me do them some other day :heh: Manipulation rulez :gigi:
Q: What's your favorite snack? (I'M HUNGRY!!)
A: Cadbury Bites.
Q: What is the greatest amount of food you have eaten all at one time?
Unplugged
08-03-2004, 09:21
A: :laugh: I can remember it clearly! It was like 3 years ago or smth. I got stoned ( :rolleyes: :p) and I got SO hungry, so me and friend we went to a restaurant and ordered lots of food. This is what I ate:
- Caesar Salad
- Fried Onion Rings
- Cheese Fries w/ bacon
- Fettucine Alfredo
- 4 Waffles with chocolate sauce
- Chocolate ice scream
:dead: (I was sick for the rest of the night! :ill: )
Q: Why is it that in the russian language, sometikes O's are pronounced as A's (as in nOrmalnO - which sounds like nArmalnA)?
taty994945
08-03-2004, 11:22
Fettucine
I thought you said fellatio for a second :p
A: I don't know anything about languages. *cough*cniaju*cough* :D
Q: Do you think vodka with red wine is good?
Only if there is no red wine in mix.
Q
Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?
:newyear:
A: Wouldn't go well together with the dark clothes. Would he REALLY bother buying a new costume? :P
Q: Should I stay or should I go? :p
You should go. If you stay there will be double trouble.
Q
Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like?
:newyear:
A: Put the 200Km/h In The Wrong Lane in your CD-Player. You'll see. :D
Q: Were chicks in the 80s really better looking then today? :p
No, everybody was too concentrated on their hair to notice anything else.
Q
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? :spy:
:newyear:
A: You'd better ask one of those weird creatures called "native english speakers". I noticed some of those lurking around these parts...
Q: You think David the translator would beat up Pasha the Yulia's boy-toy in a fist fight? :p
Yes
Q
Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?
:newyear:
A: Because nature is not ALWAYS good. You wouldn't want to eat an all natural meal made out of fried green mushrooms would you? :p
Q: Is Ariel Sharon the best or what? :p
A: someone once said something along these lines: "such a clean(pure) name for such a dirrty man" ;)
Q:which band from your country is your favorite?
kishkash
08-03-2004, 19:26
A: Our Lady Peace :D
Q: yours?
A: Laibach and Љank rock
Q: What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? :ithink:
A: Well, I'm Scottish and most of our musical output is total shite! GUN were good but they broke up in the 90's.
Q: Where's the remote?
originally posted by QueenBee
Dammit! *has blue eyes*
I am more than willing to make an exception for you, sweetie. ;)
A: on vaccation with mine...that's why my dad has his own, doesn't want to go looking where I could have lost mine :p
Q: Cell phones: nokia or siemens?
Panasonic
Q
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
:newyear:
Originally posted by I=love tatu
A: someone once said something along these lines: "such a clean(pure) name for such a dirrty man" ;)
He wasn't refereing to Arik but to leader of Jewish community where he lives (Austria or Germany) and got in serious troubles for it.
taty994945
09-03-2004, 06:28
A: Because I said so. :D
Q: Can you use the stars to keep warm?
A: Sure, if you can find a way to bottle galactic energy and
use it to fuel a heat source. But otherwise, you might wanna
just try a blanket. :P
Q: Am I the only person who didn't figure out what "in Yourke
Hunt" meant after first seeing it?
[I realized its meaning about five minutes ago. :P]
A: you're not the one LOL
Q: so, whats 'in yourke hunt' mean? :D
taty994945
09-03-2004, 12:15
A: I'm not exactly sure. I think it's either "in your vagina" or "in your vulva". :dknow:
Q: Are puzzles annoying?
No, they are fun.
Q
Cloud no.9 or love potion no.9?
:newyear:
taty994945
09-03-2004, 12:33
A: Cloud 9
Q: Would you like teeth made of diamond?
No.
Q
How come glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? :spy:
:newyear:
transcend
09-03-2004, 17:04
A Because the inside of the bottle's coated.
Q Who do you think will be the first woman to win the Oscar for Best Director? (ME!)
Joan Doe ;)
Q
Do you think cigars are for pussies?
:newyear:
A: No, but I'm sure someone out there does. ;)
Q: Why is it called the North Pole? Is there really a pole there?
By the way, in case some people still don't get it:
"In Yorke Hunt" = "In Your C#nt"
...and I'm probably gonna get into trouble for that now!
Yes, but it's white so you can't see it.
Q
Why does round pizza come in square box? :spy:
:newyear:
A: Cos a square pizza would just look silly.
Q: Why is "sugar" used as an affectionate term when in fact sugar is actually really bad for you?
Because most of people you call sugar are bad for you too.
Q
When people say something is out of whack, how do things look when inside of whack?
:newyear:
madeldoe
10-03-2004, 00:18
A. the inside of my palm..
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Q. anyone get the answer to my riddle yet? :D
QueenBee
10-03-2004, 00:35
A. What riddle?
Q: What riddle?
kishkash
10-03-2004, 01:24
I'm not exactly sure. I think it's either "in your vagina" or "in your vulva"
LMAO!
By the way, in case some people still don't get it:
"In Yorke Hunt" = "In Your C#nt"
...and I'm probably gonna get into trouble for that now!
LOL :D
A: what riddle?
Q: is it fun to demystify things?
A: Not at all... all the magic is gone then. :P
Q: Yeah... WHAT RIDDLE?!? :D
kishkash
10-03-2004, 01:42
A: beats me :hmmm:
Q: where's the riddle?
QueenBee
10-03-2004, 01:48
A: I don't know..
Q: What riddle are we talking about? WHERE'S THE DAMN RIDDLE?!
kishkash
10-03-2004, 01:51
A: i have no idea *starts to cry out of fustration*
Q: should i go looking for the riddle?
A: Yes!! Right now! Goooo!! Because within the riddle you'll find yourself. You'll find the essence of meaning. Or if not that... at least you'll find a witty, humorous joke. So it's worth it in any case. :p
Q: Riddle?
Stop it!
10-03-2004, 03:46
A: A big moron and a little moron are crossing a bridge. The big moron falls into the river while the little moron remains on the bridge. Why didn't the little moron fall off? Because he was a Little Moron! Ha ha. yea.
Q: Did you get it? The riddle I mean?
A: No.
Q: Whatґs the point of it? :confused:
A: the riddle of course :D
Q: so, where were we?
kishkash
10-03-2004, 04:30
A: i think the riddler was riddling riddles
Q: is it entirely possible to be entirely impossible?
Yes!! Right now! Goooo!! Because within the riddle you'll find yourself. You'll find the essence of meaning. Or if not that... at least you'll find a witty, humorous joke. So it's worth it in any case
LMFAO! :lol:
madeldoe
10-03-2004, 04:51
A. mebbe..
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the man who made it didnt need it, the man who needed it didnt use it and the man who used it didnt know he used it, what is it?
Q. so anyone get the riddle yet? lol
kishkash
10-03-2004, 04:56
A: a brain? LOL
Q: did u get my memo?
A: 51.
Q: Did the memo have the solution on it, too? 'Cos I'll be
jealous if [b]pishpash knew it before me. :D
kishkash
10-03-2004, 05:20
A: i dunno what was on the memo...guess someone will hab to find it an lemme no.
Q: y is the answer 51? :ithink:
taty994945
10-03-2004, 05:30
A: Whats's going on here? :laugh: I think nakatu's riddle was a few pages back. I forgot how it goes but it's one of those "what am I?" riddles :laugh:
Q: Do you like compliments even though you know they are lies?
kishkash
10-03-2004, 05:31
A: i never put anything behind a compliment...call me jaded call me whatever...just call me
Q: do u think i answered the riddle correctly?
A: correctly riddle? dont think so
Q: whats bother u rite now?
taty994945
10-03-2004, 05:45
A: Studying again...:(
Q: If you drink milk one minute before it's use by date, will it taste good?
A: Sometimes. Depends on your luck. It's a +/- one day deal. But usualy they rather put a day of use that's one day shorter then it actualy is just to be on the safe side.
Q: Got milk?
A: Didn't I do that question before? :S
Q: What are the rules of the Fight Club?
A: You gotta fight... for your right... to paaaaaarty. :p
Q: Back to the riddle now... has anybody even seen it or is it just a myth?
It's one of them, whatchacallit, urban myths.
Q
Ever saw a sore thumb really sticking out?
:newyear:
taty994945
10-03-2004, 09:40
You gotta fight... for your right... to paaaaaarty. I used to hate that song but now I like it. :D
A: Ummm, no I haven't. I've seen thumbs up though. :done:
Q: Is Hans Blix the coolest name ever?
A: no, it's not.
Q: what do u think of abortion?
Yes. Knock-knock. "Who's there?" "Hans." "Hans who?" "hans Blix." "Oh. Santa called. He asked if I saw any of his raindeer."
Q
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
:newyear:
EDIT: Damn.
A: I think it's wemen's choice and nobody else's.
A: Shouldn't he technically be called a "race car-ist"? :dknow:
Q: When you've lost something, why do people always think it's helpful to ask you where you lost it? I mean, DUH!
kishkash
11-03-2004, 01:31
A: who really knows y ppl ask the questions they do in situations like that :rolleyes:
Q: when was the last time u cut yourself badly enough to warrant wearing a band-aid/tape?
QueenBee
11-03-2004, 03:07
A: When I used a staplegun on my finger just to see what would happen. :laugh:
Q: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
taty994945
11-03-2004, 06:36
When I used a staplegun on my finger just to see what would happen.
:eek:
A: Because they are practicing their arts. They like to practice many times. :confused:
Q: Is solving a complex maths problem better than sex? (my teacher thinks so)
A: yeah LOL
Q: nokia or sony ericsson?
taty994945
11-03-2004, 09:34
A: Although I've never owned a phone, I'll say nokia.
Q: Have you ever tried cereal with orange juice instead of milk?
Devilish Yulia
11-03-2004, 09:55
A: um..no
Q: do u know wat milo is? :p
taty994945
11-03-2004, 10:19
A: I sure do ;)
Q: Do you know what zooper doopers are?
A: I sure don't ;)
Q: How much longer do you think it'll be before we all get bored of this?
kishkash
11-03-2004, 20:32
A: not very much more..im already at the point of 'making a noose out of a belt'
Q: Does it impress you that this thred is 26 pages long so far... and its only a bunch of questions and answers? [mostly one liners at that]
transcend
11-03-2004, 21:47
A: No, it lends itself to participation and silliness!
Q: What's cooler than being cool?
kishkash
11-03-2004, 21:55
A: ICE COLDDD!! *does the Andre dance*
Q: Does it impress u that i am not looking at the keys right now while i am typing this question? :kwink:
A: No, cos I can do that too. And if I can do something then it's no great achievement! :rolleyes:
Q: What's the fucking point?
A: do we need one?
Q: do we need one?
guesshoo
12-03-2004, 04:16
a: no we don't
q: guesshoo................?
Unplugged
12-03-2004, 04:45
A: You! :D
Q: Do you find people who commit suicide are cowards?
kishkash
12-03-2004, 04:53
A: quite the opposite...to be able to kill urself is a great feat.
Q: Can you do me a favour?
Unplugged
12-03-2004, 04:54
A: Maybe.
Q: What is it? :heh:
kishkash
12-03-2004, 05:31
A: i wasn't banking on a positive reply
Q: can u tell me what u wanna do for me Mr. Nipple? :kwink:
Unplugged
12-03-2004, 05:34
A: I can strip! :heh: (I have to go to bed but before that I need to get undressed, so... hihi :p)
Q: Do you like to sleep naked? :love:
kishkash
12-03-2004, 05:42
A: in the summer :D
Q: do YOU like to sleep naked? :gigi:
Unplugged
12-03-2004, 17:41
A: YES :D Especially in the Summer after a long swim... ahhhhhh :love:
Q: What was the most horrible food you had to eat? :grustno:
kishkash
12-03-2004, 20:27
A: meat :p
Q: if you could be a chicken or a fish, what would you be and why?
Unplugged
12-03-2004, 20:44
A: A fish, because I love the ocean
Q: How are you feeling today?
A: Horrid like always. :p
Q: If I go to america should I learn "american"?
kishkash
12-03-2004, 21:31
A/Q: When you come to canada should you learn canadian eh?
A: Probably... if I want to talk to the EASTCOSTERS :p
Q: So which is it? Color or colour? :D
kishkash
12-03-2004, 22:12
A: Probably... if I want to talk to the EASTCOSTERS
:lol: LOL they're a hard bunch :p
A: colour
Q: how do you spell it?
A: ColoUr... or color if I'm on american soil... which is like never. :P
Q: I want to eat an eastcoaster for breakfast. Think I have any chances of that?
kishkash
13-03-2004, 00:54
A: Depends on the type of eastcoaster :p Heard they taste like bacon tho :p
Q: What exactly IS a forthcoming?
taty994945
13-03-2004, 01:15
A: Another useless post
Q: Are you sick?
A: Yes - mentally and physically!
Q: What ringtone do you currently have on your phone?
I have 'Robot' :p
taty994945
13-03-2004, 01:30
A: Sorry, I don't have a phone. But the coolest one I've ever heard imitated one of those really old phones. It didn't even sound electronic.
Q: If you don't think about yourself or talk about yourself, and don't look at yourself, will you forget who you are?
A: Yes. I've drunk so much cider today I've even forgotten what day of the bloody week it is!
Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
EDIT: Woo-hoo! 1600 posts! :done:
A. Slap the bitch down and chuck her in a hole??
Q. Do I look fat in this?
taty994945
13-03-2004, 02:03
A: I'm not sure if this is a good question to ask to a bunch of strangers who cannot see you or see the item of clothing. :p
Q: Do you hate people or do people hate you?
kishkash
13-03-2004, 03:30
A: i dunno ask them :gigi:
Q: What is the derivative of the anti-derivative?
taty994945
13-03-2004, 06:55
A: ummm, yes....:lalala:
Q: Do you have conversations with tv commercials?
A: I talk to my TV all the time. My mother thinks I may have a problem.
Q: If you could be any Simpsons character (excluding the Simpson family themselves) which one would you be and why?
kishkash
13-03-2004, 21:48
A: Ralph...he's so simple its not funny. I wouldn't mind going through life with my worst problem being 'my cats breath smells like cat food'
Q: How do you spell supercalafragilisticespialladocious? and if you've never heard of it your simply quite atrocious!! :none:
taty994945
13-03-2004, 23:20
A: *gets out the good ol' copy-n'-paste*
Is it spelt supercalafragilisticespialladocious? I've heard it before, on the Simpsons I think.
Q: Are store mannequins hot?
A: No - they don't even have nipples!
Q: How much is that doggy in the window?
madeldoe
14-03-2004, 01:24
A. ehm..a couple of bucks?
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Q. can i ask two questions instead of answering one and asking one?
kishkash
14-03-2004, 01:38
A: sure i've done it before
Q: Why do ur hair and nails grow, but ur legs and arms don't?
A: 'Cos your hair and nails are polymers, and your legs and
arms aren't. ;-)
Q: Why does 375 degrees in Martha Stewart's oven cook
a lot faster than 375 degrees in mine?
:ithink:
madeldoe
14-03-2004, 01:42
A. they dont??!!! omg
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Q. why dont they grow?!
A: mine do :lalala:
Q: what is tolkenism? no not lord of the rings
madeldoe
14-03-2004, 04:51
A. a new form of communism..
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Q. why did the computer go to the restaurant?
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 04:59
A: Because food and computers make an irresistible combination :liplick:
Q: What do you do to feel better when you're feeling down?
A: Break out into song. :D
Q: McDonalds is going to stop all its SuperSizing in a month 'cos
it wants to help the "fight against obesity". Do you think it's
actually gonna help?
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:12
A: :lol: OBVIOUSLY NOT! People can just order double or triple and eat all the crap they want
Q: What's your favorite tATu song and why?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:14
A: ATTSS, because everyone else liked it. *is a proud conformer* Seriously though, its very perfect song.
Q: Why do some members only post in specific forums?
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:18
A: :dknow: Maybe because they're not very broad-minded
Q: What's been troubling you lately?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:20
A: Nothing. I feel very untroubled. :)
Q: If you can't do the math, should you get out of the equation? :gigi:
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:27
A: Definitely
Q: What's your paradise on Earth?
A: Monte Carlo.
Q: When was the last time you drank alcohol?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:30
A: 10 days ago. I got drunk on one bottle which I drank through a pen tube. :rolleyes:
Q: What do you think Ivan is doing at this very moment?
*edited twice now...is a bad editor* :o
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:32
A: Partying with some cheap whore like Beata and smoking joints
Q: What do you think Yulia is doing right now? :heh:
nataku - :no:
A: out to lunch with pasha :none: either that OR still asleep :D
Q: what do you think the Strawberry Goddess is doing right now?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:36
A: Bathing :laugh:
Q: Who will win the champion's league?
*edited to say i didn't have to edit because my answer fitted in with lux's question even though it was intended for nippleman's question*
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:43
taty994945, :lol:
A: I don't know, I haven't really been following it :dknow:
Q: Would you try to purchase Lena's strawberry undies if there was an official auction? :heh:
A: Real Madrid
Q: What is Leonid doing right now? :p
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:45
A: Dancing :P
Q: If you win a prestigious tatysite award can you put it on your resume?
Unplugged
14-03-2004, 05:50
A: Sure. But it's not like it would impress anyone :hmmm: :laugh: They'd probably be like "What the hell is this?!"
Q: Is there any hope for Humanity?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 05:53
A: I don't know, but I hope there is.
Q: Are you goofy like this------->:gigi:?
A: Yarr. :gigi:
Q: Do you eat the crust on sandwiches?
taty994945
14-03-2004, 06:01
A: Yes, I'm a crust eating motherf*cker!
Q: If a robot had sex with a computer, what would it scream out upon orgasm? (technology!)
kishkash
14-03-2004, 06:57
A. System.out.println("OH MAH FUCKING GAWD");
Q: why is a pickle called something different when its only a cucumber all shriveled up? shouldn't it just be called a little shriveled cucumber? :dknow:
A. A pickle is a shriveled up cucumber? Wow. I'm learning alot today. They probably call it that coz cucumbers don't taste like anything so why would people eat one normally let alone a shriveled up one? So they called it a pickle so people like me, who didn't know it was actually a cucumber, would eat it. Not that I do eat it. I peg mine up onto the wall or roof. Which ever is cleanest at the time. Not that i'm a sick little biarch, i just hate the McDonald's workers so much i think they should peal my crusty, shriveled cucumbers off the wall at 3 everyday.
Q. Who works at McDonalds?
A: McDonald's share-holders?
Q: Does anyone know why so many towns and villages in the UK end with -by?
A: The suffix -by means "town" or "village" in Olde English. It
was added to several places in the UK. Other suffixes, like
"-ville" [from the French for "city"] or "-shire" or "-ton" were
also added for similar reasons.
Q: Isn't English fun? :D
A: I can think of at least 10 things that are more fun, so no.
Q: Should I start spelling Julia's name as 'Yulia'? Cos I think I'm the only person here who doesn't already do so.
A: No!! Be proud of the way you write it!! It's closer to the way it should be :p
Q: What's the difference between a mule and a donkey?
Originally posted by freddie
Q: What's the difference between a mule and a donkey?
A: A mule is infertile. A donkey isn't
Q: Why, why, why Delila?
kishkash
14-03-2004, 17:53
A: i dunno :hmmm: that's y i asked before :gigi:
Q: so why why why delila??
A: Yeah, I wonder what Delila did to get everybody asking her that. :ithink:
Q: So what do you think it was that Delila did?
Tom Violence
14-03-2004, 21:19
A: Perhaps she had a particularly unsuccessful blue rinse.
Q: Daddy or chips?
A: Chips! My "Daddy" is a waste of space. :mad:
Q: Why has mum gone to Iceland?
Unplugged
15-03-2004, 00:17
A: Because it's a beautiful country with beautiful people and great music :love:
Q: Does anybody cut your nails? :lol:
A: Nope. I don't even cut 'em - I just bite 'em!
Q: Does it bother you when your best friend walks into the room and adjusts her underwear while you're trying to take a bath?
Unplugged
15-03-2004, 00:46
A: No, of course it doesn't bother me! But I'd be like "What the hell? You just came to the bathroom to adjust your undies?!" :p :laugh:
Q: What's the best remedy for throat problems?
A: singing or sickness? :lol:
singing - rest the muscles with chamomile tea and honey
sickness - the above, cough syrup, drops, lots of water
Q: what's your favorite clothing line?
A: Faded Glory! *cheap* :D
Q: What's this t.A.T.u. thing everybody talks about? :ithink:
kishkash
15-03-2004, 06:24
A: i think it has something to do with needles and ink...but im not really up on all the young folk lingo :hmmm: :none:
Q: how many cents is a pence?
A: At least two. It means the same thing as "pennies", I think.
So, one penny, two pence, three pence...
Q: Am I wrong about that? I bet I am. :P
kishkash
15-03-2004, 06:28
A: i can't remember! that's y i asked you! i think its like half a penny..no that's a shilling.... see? im a mess a MESS :none:
Q: so if you're six pence none the richer...how rich are you? *strokes chin and blows on bubble pipe*
ah yes, dear watson.
A: six pence *none* the richer, so they are still not rich. er. :none:
Q: what kind of a name is sherlock i.e. is it irish?
madeldoe
15-03-2004, 21:12
A. err..thought it was english?
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Q. what did the telephone give his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: mmmm... a Ring? :D
Q: Is that American Idol stuff all arranged so people could have a good laugh? Real life people can't sing THAT bad.
A: Trust me - they can! You obviously haven't heard my friend Sarah 'sing'. It's painful to listen to! :eek:
Q: Does rebellion ever make a difference?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 00:33
A: Yes, of course it does :yes:
Q: What was your most rebellious attitude?
A: When I showed my teacher the finger and walked out of the class in primary school when she dissed me. :p
Q: What was YOUR most rebellious attitude?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 00:57
A: Oh God... :lol: Hmm, so many... Let me think. Hmmm. Well, OK, I guess this is the most 'outrageous' one. There was a charity event in my school (a STRICT, catholic school which I hated :rolleyes: ), and our class was to raise funds for charity - we were to do stuff and then sell it to get money for the poor. And well, I did a comic book with all the teachers (and I can draw really well so they all looked pretty real in the comics) and the story involved them being hypocrites, talking dirty on each other's back, S&M sex, jokes about them all being really dumb etc... LOL :lol: Everybody bought it and my class was the one who won most money for charity because of my comic book. But then I got suspended :lalala: And 90% on the teachers never smiled at me again :p But there was a couple of teachers who loved it and came to congratulate me in secret ;)
Q: Do you think movie and music critics are any relevant?
kishkash
16-03-2004, 03:27
A: no
Q: what is the longest stretch of time for which u were asleep continuously?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 04:07
A: 56 hours... :laugh: No, I've been ASLEEP for 15-16 hours, that's it.
Q: What would you do if you woke up and Lena Katina was standing naked in front of you? :p
A: I'd ask her to put some clothes on, actually. :p
Q: What's the longest stretch of time that you've been AWAKE
continuously?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 04:38
A: OOPS. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Guess I didn't pay enough attention to the last question :lalala:
Well, here's the answer for the right question: 56 hours :laugh:
Q: Alright then, what would you do if you woke up and Shapovalov was standing in front of you naked and saying "You mine!" :lol:
A: I'd cry? :laugh:
Q: Isn't pineapple the most exhilarating citrus scent on
the planet?
Mmm... *arousal* :D
A: yes
Q: what would you do if you are taking a shower and mansky comes in and and joins you? :yes:
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 04:53
A: Yes :yes:. It's great to share a piece of pineapple with someone and then have a long french kiss with that flavor :liplick:
Q: When was the last time you heard about Portugal in the news? :rolleyes:
A: Yesterday, on Newsworld International. Portugal intends
to tighten security for the 2004 soccer championship as a
result of the Madrid bombings.
Q: I have a bruised thumb. Is planetary alignment to blame?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 05:30
A: Maybe :ithink: There are certain aspects in your current astrological chart that can cause physical pain. :hmmm:
Q: Do you think Al-Qaeda is also gonna bomb us like they did to Spain, because our stupid prime-minister also supported Bush and the Iraq War? :none:
A: I hope not. :none:
Q: Isn't it great, though, that no terrorists can ever bomb
Nippleland? :D
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 05:45
A: :laugh: YEAH!
No evil will ever reach Nippleland! :znaika: :p
It's the land of only pure thoughts and emotions - sex included :heh:
Q: What's your favorite snack? [God, I'm hungry!]
A: Fritos and cheese! Yarr. :gigi:
Q: When was the last time you broke out into song?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 06:07
A: Today :D
Q: Do you like blue cheese? :bum: :grustno:
A: Eww. :D
Q: Will you marry me? :rose:
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 06:18
A: :eek: Are you trying to cheat on your boyfriend? :znaika: :laugh:
Anyway... :p No. I don't wanna marry anyone :( I wish I did, though. But my heart is still "wounded" :none:
Q: Do you think Marijuana should be legalized?
taty994945
16-03-2004, 06:54
A: I don't know what the social consequences will be, but why not? :p
Q: Can you handle the truth?
A: Of course. I can handle a lie as well. :p
Q: What's going to happen to this forum when Tatu are finaly gone for good? (like right now. :D)
A: It will stay changing name: the tatusyte veterans and we will all smoke marijuana speaking with nostalgia about the underwears with straberries of Lena ....hihi...
Q: Why have you been attracted by tatu at the point to enter into a tatu 's forum?
A: got no idea.. Just think the Westlife board started to get really boring and I had to know more about two girls from Russia kissing in the rain :lalala:
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Q: Anyone other than me, who finally got to read the rules of this thread? :lalala:
kishkash
16-03-2004, 18:21
A: nope :p i think ur the only one...anyway teeny since when did the rules matter :kwink:
Q: Does westlife suck?? :p
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 19:31
A: Yes! (Sorry, TLFdk :flag: )
Q: Freddy Krueger or Jason Vorhees?
A: Jason. Freddie was just a punk-ass wannabe! :p
Q: Staying with the horror movie theme: What's the scariest movie you ever seen?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 19:45
A: SESSION 9 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261983) :grustno: - that was SCARY!... I normally don't get frightened by horror movies, but with this one I couldn't even watch the whole movie by myself at night :eek: , I had to stop and watched the rest of it next day with daylight :p
Q: Have you ever witnessed anything "paranormal"?
kishkash
16-03-2004, 20:54
A: maybe but only coz i was fucked up at the time *dismisses it on those grounds to keep sanity* :lalala:
Q: If something is equiprobable...how probable is it?
a: think someone should find out :spy:
anyway teeny since when did the rules matter
q: doesn't the rules matter?
kishkash
16-03-2004, 21:54
A: nope not a bit :gigi:
Q: do you prefer grey poupon mustard for a touch of elegance?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 22:01
A: Yes, I do :coctail:
Q: Do you enjoy cooking? :liplick:
I'm a great cook!
kishkash
16-03-2004, 22:02
A: yah when im not being a lazy biznatch :D (is a good cook too ;) )
Q: Do you ever cut your mustard?
a: how else is one supposed to get it out of the jar? :p
q: are we even talking food here? :spy:
kishkash
16-03-2004, 22:17
A: what do you thinkd p
Q: wasn't that two questions in the form of a A and Q :spy:
a: one was rhetorical
q: does a rhetorical question even count as a question?
kishkash
16-03-2004, 23:51
A: its rhetorical...whaddya think
Q: it is a social taboo to wear your underwear on the outside of your clothes?
a: no, don't think so at least
q: is it still underwear if it is worn outside of ones clothes?
Unplugged
16-03-2004, 23:55
A: A taboo? No, not really, it's just not very common
Q: Did you ever understand that line of "Ne Ver', Ne Boisya" about going into the bushes? :spy: :laugh:
kishkash
16-03-2004, 23:57
A: i think i did but most people wouldn't appreciate my post modern interpretation of it :gigi:
Q: are mushrooms tastey?
a: I hate mushrooms.. If it's not meat - don't like them
q: line about going into the bushes? :spy:
kishkash
17-03-2004, 00:02
a: I hate mushrooms.. If it's not meat - don't like them
u only like meat eh? ;)
A: yah....bushes...natures hideout :gigi:
Q: do you touch your toes for fun?
a: I can make my toes spead.. that I do for fun.
q: what would the perfect gift include?
A: Sometimes ;)
Q: Do you? :d
Edit: TLDdk beat me to it... so to be fair.. I'll answer her question as well... A perfect gift would include a Boeing 747 ER... so... when shopping for me for christmas people can stop by at Seattle, Washington where the Boeing Commercial Airplane Company is and order me one. I want a blue one :p
kishkash
17-03-2004, 00:06
A1: the perfect gift would include another gift :)
A2: i can touch my toes...but i choose not to out of protest for the human rights violations in Tibet *shouts* FREE THE MONKEYS :p
Q: why did freds wink after he answered that question? :spy:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... this goes to fast :p
A: Why I winked? Hmmm... dunno... Probably wanted to look like an idiot!.. or maybe the wink had some higher universal purpose. Maybe it was something we've all been looking for trough the centuries.
Q: I heard that Jesus winked on the cross. Is that true? *wink, wink*
a: dunno.. haven't seen "the passion of Christ" yet.. I'll let you know
q: anyone seen it yet?
kishkash
17-03-2004, 00:23
A: no im scared by biblical references and thorns
Q: is all this winking freaking anyone else out here?
kishkash
17-03-2004, 00:27
A: *pulls hair out and runs screaming*
Q: didn't your mother ever tell you to stop dragging the universe into your responses to peoples questions?
a: not sure ;)
q: :heh: - better?
kish: you beat me to it..
a: to yours: errrhhmmm... not sure ;)
A: TLDdk : Much :D
Kishkash: Yeah she did. I distinctly recal her telling me!! "Eat your spinach!! And for christ sakes don't drag the universe into everything!!"
Q: Please, please... can I start draging the universe into everything again?? It's so boting without the universe. :(
a: sure you can, freds *starts to sing Savage Garden - Universe*
q: shouldn't we be sleeping now? :spy:
kishkash
17-03-2004, 00:39
A: only if you can tell me something....
Q: what is the atomic weight of an atom?
A: TLDdk: You reminded me!! Lol... *goes to sleep....iiiiinnn 15 minutes* :D
Kishkash: Atomic weigth of an atom is one atom. Universaly speaking. :D
Q: I wonder if they have special offers for atoms... like: "buy one Hellium atom you get a hydrogen and chlorine for free. :p Yessss that's a question. Do they? :p
a: yeah they do.. and if uranium don't get what it was looking for it starts to get really pissed and that's not good at all.. so normally the sales are pretty huge.
q: Is there a limit of questions given to one person per day? - like right now when I seem to be "questionless"
taty994945
17-03-2004, 05:14
A: Yes, sometimes your head just goes blank.
Q: What do you wanna do?
A: Right now? Die.
Q: If you went to the past and told your past self to change some things you have done in the past would your future self still exist?
taty994945
17-03-2004, 09:21
A: You're in a deep mood freds :D I don't know anything, but I feel that everything you do is inevitable. *has no idea wat the fuck he is talking about*
Q: Do you like playing with your funny bone?
A: no
Q: what the happiest moment in ur life til now?
A: Being able to make u smile hun .. u're the precious one. n always will be ..
Q: what things that make your day?
A: receive ur sms
Q: what kind of food u like?
QueenBee
17-03-2004, 10:55
A: Asian, Mexican... spicey and stuff. :liplick:
Q: What song would you consider a "soundtrack" of your life?
taty994945
17-03-2004, 11:39
A: 'Bittersweet Symphony' by The Verve.
Q: Answer QB's question. :p
a: Suede - Down (http://uk.sonymusic.co.uk/suede/music/lyrics.php?song=77&item=4) :lalala:
q: should I try to locate a new soundtrack for my life? :p
Unplugged
17-03-2004, 15:58
a: Definitely :yes:
q: Do you think God cares about what people wear? If not, why do almost all religions have dress codes? :dknow: :mad:
a: think I should
q: am I the only one online? :(
hello? e l l o o o
edit: beat me to it, staringelf.. :done:
a: Don't think God cares. After eating the stupid fruit, think we were left to think for ourselfs from that point on.
q: would you like to be told what to wear anyway? :p
Unplugged
17-03-2004, 16:02
a: No, you're not :D
q: Check my previous question
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