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Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 04:52
Ok, well this game is simple too..

One person makes a wish..
and you corrupt it by saying that something
bad happens..or something goes wrong
and you make a wish.

Example:

First poster: I wish Yulia Volkova was in my room
Next Poster: Granted, but poops in your bed...I wish i had $10
Next Poster: Granted, but thats all you will have the rest of your life.


lol, Me first!!!




I wish Yulia Volkova was in my room

Rachel
13-06-2007, 04:53
Granted, but throws up all over your computer.

I wish I never had to go to work again...

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 04:55
Granted, but you become homeless and cant ever get a job again



I wish I could sing like Vitas :heart:

Khartoun2004
13-06-2007, 04:55
Granted, but you'll never have a date.

I want Jared Leto

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:00
Granted, but you only have him for 2 minutes




I wish I had enough money to go to Europe :(

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:12
Granted, but you'll only stay for 5 minutes

I wish I had all t.A.T.u. stuff

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:16
Granted, but they'd get disgusting feet sores

I wish I had a million dollars

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:22
Granted, but I charge for high fives

I wish I was famous

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 05:25
Granted, But the paparazzi follows you everywhere and you're most famous as "Worlds most hated person".

I wish I had forever lasting chocolate.

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 05:27
Granted, But your hair becomes way too long and whenever you try to cut it, it grows back instantly...

I wish the ants in this house would go away and eat a screw driver or something. ;_;

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:39
Granted, But the paparazzi follows you everywhere and you're most famous as "Worlds most hated person".Move over Paris Hilton :coctail: (kidding)

Granted, but it won't last long!

I wish I wouldn't waste my time in this topic

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 05:43
Granted, But then you realize this was the only thread that could control your sanity and boredom - And you end up as lifeless as a straw and everyone forgets your existance. That is, until they start using you to drink the soda you hate the most.

Edit: Oops. Didn't see sweetnectars post.. XD

Granted, But you're all wrinkly and....tiny. And, well, you can't really do much.

I wish I was a beautiful penguin. :gigi:

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:43
Granted but you waste your time on other topics



I wish i wasnt hungry right now

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:44
Granted, but you'll be hungry tomorrow

I wish I could drive

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:46
Granted, but you crash really bad..and end up in a wheelchair



I wish, I had a chocolate bar..with almost in my mouth

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 05:46
Granted, But you're not allowed to have a car until you're 98.

I wish this thread didn't get so confusing when it came to people posting at the same time corrupting the same wish. XD

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:47
I wish people wouldn't of forgot a wish

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:48
granted, but you forget a wish



I wish I had a new cell phone

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 05:48
Wish granted.. But then everyone forgets to grant!

(It's so amusing how we all post at the same time XD)

I wish I WASN'T SO SLOW WITH MAKING THESE GRANTS AND WISHES.

I'm not surprsied if 3 people posted before me right now.


Edit:

... So my prediction was correct.

Chocolate never invented wish granted, But then theres nothing else to eat. Uh oh.

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:49
Granted, but you'll be slow at everything else

I wish it was December

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:50
Granted, but it will still be hot


I wish i had a pen..

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:50
Granted, but you forget how to write

I wish I had inspiration

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:52
Granted, but you go bald



I wish I had something to eat now :(

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:52
Granted but it'll taste shitty

I wish I had more wishes

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:54
Granted but you break your neck while stripping for Bush..lol



I wish i was a firefighter now

Amanda
13-06-2007, 05:54
Granted, but you don't put out many fires

I wish all my work was done

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 05:56
Granted, but you have brown spots in the rear part..hehehe



I wish I was Johnny Depps Boxers

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:02
Would love the jizz stains!!

Granted, but you fall of the stairs and break your neck




I wish I was Madonna

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 06:11
Granted, but then Amy_Lee_Rocks dies too!

I wish ... I had food.

Rachel
13-06-2007, 06:14
Granted, but then you get a headache instead.

I wish nfne would log on ICQ.

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:15
Granted, but blocks you



I wish Dean would get on MSN...

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 06:28
Granted, But your dreads suddenly vanish and you.. lose the ability to masturbate?

o__O

I wish this computer wasn't so slow.

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:39
Granted, but Yulia comes and breaks it





I wish I had .25 cents

Rachel
13-06-2007, 06:40
Granted, but that's all you ever have.

I wish I hadn't stayed up all night.

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:41
Granted, but you get constipated



I wish i had food infront of me!

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:44
wish granted, but you fall and break ur back





I wish I had Pecan Pie

Amy_Lee_Rocks
13-06-2007, 06:48
Granted..but you get ran over..




I wish i had gum

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 06:50
Granted, But the gum sticks to your actual gums & teeth forever.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid when it's very dark at night and I have to sleep. :P

MalchikGeiBrand
13-06-2007, 06:52
granted but it sticks to your gums and mouth and you never talk again

Omg, we granted almost the same exact thing. XD

Anywhoooo
Granted, but the glasses replace your eyes.

I wish...

Um.

I had ... all the official Tatu instrumentals and A capellas in the world?

QueenOfLesbania
13-06-2007, 16:06
I had ... all the official Tatu instrumentals and A capellas in the world?
granted, but you go deaf the very next day

i wish i had another car

Kyro
13-06-2007, 16:25
Granted, but it's a shitty old thing that brakes down every time you try to go anywhere.

I wish it was snowing right now.

QueenOfLesbania
13-06-2007, 16:27
Granted, but it's a shitty old thing
don't need another one of them really.. i withdraw my wish

k0n0k0
13-06-2007, 17:05
Granted, but it's a shitty old thing that brakes down every time you try to go anywhere.

I wish it was snowing right now.

Granted, but you can't get out 'cause of the snow...

I wish become a manga artist.

Kyro
13-06-2007, 17:13
Granted, but no one likes your work.

I wish it was next month already.

k0n0k0
13-06-2007, 17:52
granted, but isn't x-mas yet...

I wish to visit Japan this year.

MalchikGeiBrand
14-06-2007, 00:49
Granted, But all of Asia becomes flooded by the time you leave your plane.


I wish I had more male friends. @_@

(Yeah, Weird wish. But I can't exactly think of anything else.)

QueenOfLesbania
14-06-2007, 11:03
granted, all your new male friends are drag queens and act more girly than your girlfriends :p

i wish i had all the dvds and cds i want

MalchikGeiBrand
14-06-2007, 13:37
granted, all your new male friends are drag queens and act more girly than your girlfriends :p

i wish i had all the dvds and cds i want

Oh, Well. Those new friends are close enough, then!



Wish granted, but they fill up your entire house to the point you can't use them - Or move.

I wish I had enough sleep.

Joopy
02-08-2008, 16:16
Oh, Well. Those new friends are close enough, then!



Wish granted, but they fill up your entire house to the point you can't use them - Or move.

I wish I had enough sleep.
Granted, but you will always have nightmares and itching.

I wish I wasn't bored.

pigeon309
21-09-2008, 12:09
Granted, but you're sad instead.

I wish I could be bothered to get up and get some food.

Khartoun2004
12-12-2008, 04:29
granted, but then you fall on your face.

I wish I had a Porsche 911 Turbo... in Yellow

Sammy
12-12-2008, 04:48
Granted, but you crash it in a test run, ultimately destroying yourself aswell as the Porsche.

I wished I had a heart of Ice and loved no one. (Try to corrupt this one lol)

Khartoun2004
12-12-2008, 11:17
Granted, but then your knight in white shinning armor comes and melts the ice and you live disgustingly happily ever after.

I want two pookies so I can name them Poo and Ookie.

MalchikGeiBrand
12-12-2008, 23:22
Granted, but they both smell like poo so they are very...ookie.
(I'm sorry, my creativity there went suckish.)

I wish I was a beautiful lady. With a crown, thank you.

Cats_In_The_Hat
16-02-2009, 01:50
I wish I was a beautiful lady. With a crown, thank you.

*Poof!* You're a beautiful lady!...............bug. Your crown is so heavy, it crunches through your exoskeleton and your intestines come out of the cracks of your exoskeleton, forever fusing you to a single blade of grass.


I wish I could live with my girlfriend for the rest of my life.