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Britney Spears
07-06-2007, 18:07
Okay like I took this online pregnacy test: Online Test (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/)

Results are: It's A Girl! you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Who's Baby's Daddy? : The Pool Guy. Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

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A girl just like I always wanted. :D

What's sooo funny is that you can change the baby's daddy! :p

Amy_Lee_Rocks
07-06-2007, 18:19
It's A Boy! (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/ukrain/babyboy.jpg)

Yosimar, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 2 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Who is the daddy?

The Pool Guy (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/ukrain/poolguy.jpg)

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...


Birth Certificate (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/ukrain/birthcertificate.jpg)




Things can just happen :dknow: :ithink:

Britney Spears
07-06-2007, 18:26
It's A Boy! (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/ukrain/babyboy.jpg)

The Pool Guy (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h234/ukrain/poolguy.jpg)


Your son is so cute. To bad we messed around with the same guy. ;)

Amy_Lee_Rocks
07-06-2007, 18:28
Your son is so cute. To bad we messed around with the same guy. ;)

Awwww! thanks, I named him Aurek :love:
And yeah, to bad we messed with the same guy..
im just glad the kid dont look like him..then i'd be screwed..
As long as he pays child support...if not im gonna have to kill him :)
hehehe.

the unforgiven
07-06-2007, 19:10
no baby on board! (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/baby_no.gif) hahaha
thanks God :D

Khartoun2004
07-06-2007, 19:19
I'm apparently having a girl...
Alexander, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 10 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And Jesse Jackson is the father...
Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

Sahar
07-06-2007, 20:57
Ohhh, I'm not pregant.

thought I'd like to...:)

dradeel
07-06-2007, 21:00
Pregnancy detected!
Oh my... now that's a little strange... :p

It's A Boy! (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg)
Ooh yeeey! What do you know, I wasn't big boned after all!

Hahahaha, and it doesn't stop there ladies and germs!
The Daddy Is . . . THE POPE (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/pope1.jpg)

Here's the proof (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The%20Pope&NAME=dradeel&kn=Sean%20Caden%20Pope&LBS=9&OZS=4). Hehehe.

Yeah. I'd like to see me and the pope getting it on, and especially if I were to end up with giving birth to a boy. This will surely be the real Rosemary's baby. But still, I'm pretty darn proud of the outcome from all of this:
"Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly."

Now, if I could bring down the Catholic Chruch single-handedly I'd be mega-proud :laugh:

Amy_Lee_Rocks
07-06-2007, 21:00
Ohhh, I'm not pregant.

thought I'd like to...:)

Why dont you be my baby's daddy..lol

Sahar
07-06-2007, 21:15
Why dont you be my baby's daddy..lol

Goddd, you don't know what are you talking about... I wish to have kids! so much!!! I sooooo love them! any type of lids, espacially kittens! :lol:

no, really, if I could, I'd have one know. know.

Rachel
07-06-2007, 21:36
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

It's A Boy!

Rachel, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Boss Hogg
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/bosshogg.jpg

You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

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I feel sick :ill:

the unforgiven
07-06-2007, 21:43
I'm bored ... excuse me guys
but it seems that I fooled around in the past few hours

It's a girl

Anaïs, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

holy cows! I'm the secret mother of Lena Katina :p

and my sugar daddy is *drums*

The Neighbor Kid (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg) that was totally him! teeheehee

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

LMAO @ Not happy with this Daddy? You can always try for another one if you want

Kyro
07-06-2007, 23:25
Hmm I'm not sure I like this, but I did it anyway...

It's A Boy!

Anna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The daddy is...

PeeWee Herman (http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/peewee.jpg)

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.


That really is quite scary. Ewwww... :ill:

Sahar
08-06-2007, 11:27
don't you name yor kids?... :lol:

QueenBee
08-06-2007, 11:46
I'm having a girl *vomit*

Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes.
WHAT.

And the daddy is... Janet Reno? :confused:

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?

mary_lovesyulia
10-06-2007, 21:29
its a girl

and the father is michael jackson :lol:

Cats_In_The_Hat
15-02-2009, 04:09
It's A Boy!

Your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 13 oz and have red hair and green eyes.

And the father is.......Ralph Nader? WTF?