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24-03-2007, 14:07
Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:
- If you arrange Armageddon for us, then who is going to pray to you? (10 years old)
- Do you provide service for other countries too? (9 years old)
- Why do people marry each other if they all are brothers and sisters? (10 years old)
- All right, Lord! Babies are found in a cabbage but who made them in the first place before to put them in there? (9 years old)
- What education do you have? (8 years old)
- As I understood, you are the main person on Earth while you live in heaven. Won’t you be reelected? (7 years old)
- Lord, did you listen to your mom when you were a child? (9 years old)
- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)
- I love you, of course but I love my dad and mom more. Is it all right? (9 years old)
- They sell candles in churches. Is it your business? (8 years old)
- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)
- How old are you? (8 years old)
- The catholics have their own God, the Muslims – another one, the Lutherans – another one, the Indians have their own too. My God, how many of you are up there? (10 years old)
- All right, let’s say Jesus suffered for people’s sake, so for who's sake do people suffer then? (10 years old)
- When people are shooting on Earth, don’t you hear it? (8 years old)
- Do you have any brains or do you consist only of a pure spirit? (9 years old)
- You see, men were giving birth first – remember a rib of Adam and Eve? What didn’t you like about that you gave such a job to women? (10 years old)
- You write in a Bible that first there was a Word. Which one? (7 years old)
- Do you like it up there? (7 years old)
- Why do all people have to love you? (10 years old)
- How are you doing up in heaven? Do you have everything? Maybe you need something? (10 years old)
- Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)
- Why did you create this world? You couldn’t have foreseen it will be such a mess? (10 years old)
- Who have taught you to treat people this way? (9 years old)
- Maybe we are your toys? (8 years old)
- Your fame, doesn’t it disturb your life? (9 years old)
- I wish you to create a wealthy life for yourself. I wish you to have a great house and lots of money. Just remember, please, who wished you all this. (9 years old)
- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)
- Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old)
- I want you to live on Earth. (7 years old)
- If you arrange Armageddon for us, then who is going to pray to you? (10 years old)
- Do you provide service for other countries too? (9 years old)
- Why do people marry each other if they all are brothers and sisters? (10 years old)
- All right, Lord! Babies are found in a cabbage but who made them in the first place before to put them in there? (9 years old)
- What education do you have? (8 years old)
- As I understood, you are the main person on Earth while you live in heaven. Won’t you be reelected? (7 years old)
- Lord, did you listen to your mom when you were a child? (9 years old)
- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)
- I love you, of course but I love my dad and mom more. Is it all right? (9 years old)
- They sell candles in churches. Is it your business? (8 years old)
- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)
- How old are you? (8 years old)
- The catholics have their own God, the Muslims – another one, the Lutherans – another one, the Indians have their own too. My God, how many of you are up there? (10 years old)
- All right, let’s say Jesus suffered for people’s sake, so for who's sake do people suffer then? (10 years old)
- When people are shooting on Earth, don’t you hear it? (8 years old)
- Do you have any brains or do you consist only of a pure spirit? (9 years old)
- You see, men were giving birth first – remember a rib of Adam and Eve? What didn’t you like about that you gave such a job to women? (10 years old)
- You write in a Bible that first there was a Word. Which one? (7 years old)
- Do you like it up there? (7 years old)
- Why do all people have to love you? (10 years old)
- How are you doing up in heaven? Do you have everything? Maybe you need something? (10 years old)
- Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)
- Why did you create this world? You couldn’t have foreseen it will be such a mess? (10 years old)
- Who have taught you to treat people this way? (9 years old)
- Maybe we are your toys? (8 years old)
- Your fame, doesn’t it disturb your life? (9 years old)
- I wish you to create a wealthy life for yourself. I wish you to have a great house and lots of money. Just remember, please, who wished you all this. (9 years old)
- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)
- Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old)
- I want you to live on Earth. (7 years old)