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forre
24-03-2007, 13:07
Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:

- If you arrange Armageddon for us, then who is going to pray to you? (10 years old)

- Do you provide service for other countries too? (9 years old)

- Why do people marry each other if they all are brothers and sisters? (10 years old)

- All right, Lord! Babies are found in a cabbage but who made them in the first place before to put them in there? (9 years old)

- What education do you have? (8 years old)

- As I understood, you are the main person on Earth while you live in heaven. Won’t you be reelected? (7 years old)

- Lord, did you listen to your mom when you were a child? (9 years old)

- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)

- I love you, of course but I love my dad and mom more. Is it all right? (9 years old)

- They sell candles in churches. Is it your business? (8 years old)

- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)

- How old are you? (8 years old)

- The catholics have their own God, the Muslims – another one, the Lutherans – another one, the Indians have their own too. My God, how many of you are up there? (10 years old)

- All right, let’s say Jesus suffered for people’s sake, so for who's sake do people suffer then? (10 years old)

- When people are shooting on Earth, don’t you hear it? (8 years old)

- Do you have any brains or do you consist only of a pure spirit? (9 years old)

- You see, men were giving birth first – remember a rib of Adam and Eve? What didn’t you like about that you gave such a job to women? (10 years old)

- You write in a Bible that first there was a Word. Which one? (7 years old)

- Do you like it up there? (7 years old)

- Why do all people have to love you? (10 years old)

- How are you doing up in heaven? Do you have everything? Maybe you need something? (10 years old)

- Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)

- Why did you create this world? You couldn’t have foreseen it will be such a mess? (10 years old)

- Who have taught you to treat people this way? (9 years old)

- Maybe we are your toys? (8 years old)

- Your fame, doesn’t it disturb your life? (9 years old)

- I wish you to create a wealthy life for yourself. I wish you to have a great house and lots of money. Just remember, please, who wished you all this. (9 years old)

- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)

- Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old)

- I want you to live on Earth. (7 years old)

rosh
24-03-2007, 21:26
haha ! my favourite one is : "- Dear God, can you take me back? It’s so boring here. (8 years old)"

Mossopp
24-03-2007, 21:36
Ask Him where I left the remote. I can't find the damn thing.

anml
24-03-2007, 22:34
fav: "- What are you doing when it rains? (9 years old)"
:laugh:

Amanda
25-03-2007, 00:21
I love

Do you have any brains or do you consist only of pure spirit? (9 years old)

for some reason :lol:

mad_for_lena
25-03-2007, 00:48
this is so funny!

Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him

god you gotta love kids! there so cute, i wonder if we were like that when we were young :p

Talyubittu
25-03-2007, 02:05
- Please, send us back your son. I promise we won’t crucify him. (9 years old)

LMAO!

Another reason to love Russia!

freddie
25-03-2007, 10:21
- I read that Jesus was a Jew but he is your son! Are you a Jew too? (8 years old)
:lol:

The kid poked a bees nest right there. :p

Britney Spears
26-03-2007, 18:32
Russian children were asked to write letters to God. Below is what they asked:

Why are you afraid to show yourself to people? (10 years old)


That's what I would like to know aswell. :) Children are so cute. :)

KOTENOK
27-05-2009, 18:17
:lol: ROFLMAO! That was so funny it made my day!

AshMcAuliffe
07-06-2009, 13:41
is there a link to this please? :D It's class!

taty994945
07-06-2009, 16:15
is there a link to this please? It's class! Yeah, can we get a link for this? It had me in stitches. Those kids are so adorable.

Cooper Scream
08-06-2009, 15:22
Too clever for children...
'though I thought about the same questions when I was a child.

Slayer
10-06-2009, 19:55
These Children are mentally fu**ed :(