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Rachel
21-08-2006, 00:57
Here's a game taken from tokiohotel.co.uk:

Here's the deal: someone lists three people, and the person below them has to say which one they'd marry, which one they'd fuck, and which one they'd kill.

So here we go...

Yulia, Queenie, Lena :p

dradeel
21-08-2006, 01:09
Hahaha.. how could you choose among them? :P I wouldn't want to kill any of them! Well, okay, here I go:

Marry: Queenie (I was going to get rich, remember? Hehe)
F**k: Lena
Kill: Yulia

That's an unfair one tho. I'd never want to kill Yulia!

Morten Harket, Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Osbourne :laugh:

QueenBee
21-08-2006, 14:56
Is that me, Rach? Hehe! Can't believe I was included :girl:

Marry: Queenie (I was going to get rich, remember? Hehe)
I'd be an amazing wife and you'd be a rich man, baby! :cool:

Okay and here is my.. list :p

Marry: Marilyn Manson (great artist, plus he's a very interesting person, wouldn't mind being married to him)
F*ck: Morten Harket (can't believe I had to google this name :laugh: )
Kill: Ozzy Osbourne... only 'cause I wouldn't marry him and definitely NOT fuck him either :eek:

Now fuck, kill and marry these...

Jeffree Star (http://myspace-052.vo.llnwd.net/00103/25/04/103214052_m.jpg) ;)
George W. Bush aaaaaand
Alessandra Ambrosio :D

Zero682
21-08-2006, 15:10
Not gay but ill work with what queen wrote

Married and anulled within seconds - George W. Bush - get him kicked out of office
F*ck- Alessandra Ambrosio - Didn't think twice
Kill- Jeffree Star- This guy seriously scares me.


Oops im on a stupid streak. Give me a second.

Josh harnett
Ivan Shapovalov
Elisha cuthbert

* Sorry about holding up the game. Still trying to figure out who jeffree star is.*

Kyro
21-08-2006, 15:14
Ummm...Zero682, now you have to list three people ;)

the unforgiven
21-08-2006, 15:19
yup Zero682 make your list, then I can f*ck Kyro's ones hehehe lol

QueenBee
21-08-2006, 15:24
Oooo marrying Ivan would be great! :D

the unforgiven
21-08-2006, 15:35
so my turn hehehe

Marry : Elisha cuthbert, we'll become the most famous couple in hollywood : the pimp and the whore :p
F*ck : Ivan ... I find him so hot
Kill : Josh Harnett, I can't stand him *pukes*

my list : Rachel, Till Lindemann and Mickaël Young

if someone dares to kill Rachel, he/she will have big troubles !! :nunu:

Kyro
21-08-2006, 17:00
Marry: Till Lindemann, he seems cool, in a great band!
Fuck: Rachel, she's hot :p I would say marry (married people fuck, right? ;) ) but that would mean I have to fuck a guy.
Kill: Mickaël Young, I don't know who he is, but he's the only one left.

My list: Cristina Scabbia (http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/KoRnFReaK6767/CristinaS1.jpg), Emilia Fox, Anaïs (the unforgiven) :gigi:

Rachel
21-08-2006, 19:00
Marry: Anaïs
Fuck: Emilia Fox
Kill: Cristina Scabbia

My list: Ivan, Bill from Tokio Hotel, my rabbit Lena :p

EDIT: Changed so we could continue game.

spyretto
21-08-2006, 19:02
kill the Rabbit as it's not human, correct? :p
fuck Bill, marry Ivan. ( for a life's supply of free coke )

Now that does sound quite right.

ok, next up:

The Pussycat Dolls, Matt Lucas, Sasha Baron Cohen

Winkie
21-08-2006, 19:06
Don't you have to list 3 new people right now?

spyretto
21-08-2006, 19:08
yeah I actually listed more than 3

QueenBee
21-08-2006, 20:06
Kill the Pussycat Dolls... I don't know about the other people, as I don't know who they are, but as long as the Pussycat Dolls are killed then I'm all good ;)

Next:
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- David Hasselhoff
- spyretto :D

Kyro
22-08-2006, 18:59
Marry: David Hasselhoff
Fuck: spyretto, the thought of fucking either of the other two makes me extremely sick so I'm gonna take a chance with this one.
Kill: Arnold Schwarzenegger. He scares me :none:

Next: Keira Knightley, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton.

Mary-sheccid
22-08-2006, 19:08
[deleted]

Please follow the rules! You're blocking the game.

sakuya
22-08-2006, 19:15
Marry: Angelina Jolie :heart:
Kill: Paris Hilton (I'll shoot her maany timess)
Fuck: Keira Knightley (She looks pretty on google. LOL)
Ok, next:
Vladimir Putin, Saddam Husein, Condolisa Rice

nishershevone
23-08-2006, 14:18
ahh..sakuya, they're all nasty! i prefer to kill them all...maybe i'll leave putin half dead!
and marry condolisa's position...and there's nothing about hussein to like...
next 3...
1. avril lavigne
2. lindsay lohan
3. hilary duff

Anouk
23-08-2006, 21:42
Marry - Avril
Fuck - Hilary
Kill - Lindsey, she's too damn skinny for me.. Dumb twat :rolleyes:



Micheal Jackson
Marilyn Manson
Iggy Pop

spyretto
24-08-2006, 00:21
Kill Manson, marry Iggy, phuck M.J.

Pinocchio. Shrek, Elmer Fudd

Mary-sheccid
24-08-2006, 00:41
sorry for blocking the game before! :bum: , i follow the rules now..

Married: Shrek, is so sweet and so greeen too!
fuck:Pinocchio, his nose is big :D, lie me please, LOool!!!
Kill: Elmer Fudd, Has someone to die not?

spyretto: i don´t like the cartoons, but that´s ok!

George Bush, Julieta Venegas, Shakira.

EstBoy
24-08-2006, 07:35
i don´t like the cartoons, but that´s ok!
George Bush, Julieta Venegas, Shakira.

So easy

Marry - Julieta Venegas ( good singer and interesting person )
Kill - George Bush ( and you know why :D )
F*ck - Shakira ( No choice :( )


Madonna , Kylie , Missy Elliott ( please don't kill big mamma :D )

spyretto
24-08-2006, 07:49
kill Madonna ( sorry )
fuck Kylie
marry Missy

that's quite obvious siit?


OJ Simpson, Charles Manson, Osama Bin Laden ;)

zebu
28-09-2006, 00:08
kill charles manson
fuck osama
marry simpson

queen elizabeth prince charles tony blair

IFeel4U
28-09-2006, 01:18
queen elizabeth prince charles tony blair


Kill Queen Elizabeth

Fuck Prince Charles

Marry Tony Blair






Prince, Beyonce, Gwen Stefani

Obie
28-09-2006, 01:23
Kill Prince (He looks really weird, besides I like the others better)
Fuck Gwen Stefani (just to taste)
Marry Beyonce (exotic)

Bono (from U2), Ivan shapovalov (don't known if it's mentioned b4), Missy Eliot. Here ya go!

Pucko
04-10-2006, 18:28
Kill Bono
Fuck Ivan Shapovalov
Marry Missy Eliot

Talyubittu
26-11-2006, 22:15
lol since Pucko didn't mention any. I guess I'll go off of the previous post.

kill bono
fuck ivan
marry missy


Eminem - Flipsyde - Michael Jackson

Amy_Lee_Rocks
26-11-2006, 22:24
Marry Amy Lee
Fuck Drew Fuller
Kill Paris Hilton

spyretto
26-11-2006, 22:36
and what is your triplet?

the unforgiven
26-11-2006, 22:39
Talyubittu, omg you killed Bono :nunu: are you out of your mind? lol

marry : flipsyde (the guy knows Tatu lol)
fuck : eminem
kill : michael jackson

Maja Ivarsson (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/uncsoccergirl04/71F2E595-045A-5E3C-845D35D862328410.jpg) (I'll marry her, she's totally crazy), John Carew (footballer) (http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resim:Johncarew.jpg) and Monica Seles

spyretto
26-11-2006, 22:44
Talyubittu

Maja Ivarsson (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y32/uncsoccergirl04/71F2E595-045A-5E3C-845D35D862328410.jpg) (I'll marry her, she's totally crazy), John Carew (footballer) (http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resim:Johncarew.jpg) and Monica Seles

I'd rather f...ck her, she's not as rich as Monica Seles ( whom I'd marry ) and finally Carew will have to go because he's playing for Lyon and I don't like them :p

Bob Geldof, D'arcy Wretzky ( she's the former bassist of the Smashing Pumpkins and current drug addict ), Al Gore.

the unforgiven
26-11-2006, 23:06
Carew will have to go because he's playing for Lyon and I don't like them
wanna mess with a Lyonnaise? l'olympique lyonnais are the best lol
hehe Carew is so clumsy, 17 goals in 3 years or something like that ... pffff he sucks!

spyretto
26-11-2006, 23:12
wanna mess with a Lyonnaise? l'olympique lyonnais are the best lol
hehe Carew is so clumsy, 17 goals in 3 years or something like that ... pffff he sucks!


nah, still don't like them, they're unreal. You don't win like 20 games in a row, wtf. You'll see they'll falter when the crucial games come in Europe ;)

zwartkat
28-11-2006, 21:12
Bob Geldof, D'arcy Wretzky ( she's the former bassist of the Smashing Pumpkins and current drug addict ), Al Gore.

Mhhh

Marry D'Arcy Wretzky ( some powder during the wedding can to be fun )
Fuck Al Gore ( a ecologist way to use condoms...)
and Kill Bob Geldof (Sorry Bob, I had a college mate who named Bob and I hated him... So wrong name...)

My proposition:

Brian Molko (singer of Placebo) - Naveen Andrews (Said in Lost) - Yulia Volkova (the little brunette who jump everywhere during the tatu's concert)

the unforgiven
28-11-2006, 21:25
nah, still don't like them, they're unreal. You don't win like 20 games in a row, wtf. You'll see they'll falter when the crucial games come in Europe
you got a point, hope we could make something good during the champions' league :dknow:

spyretto
29-11-2006, 00:39
you got a point, hope we could make something good during the champions' league :dknow:

yeah, how about winning it. Then I'll be a fan of them too


My proposition:

Brian Molko (singer of Placebo) - Naveen Andrews (Said in Lost) - Yulia Volkova (the little brunette who jump everywhere during the tatu's concert)

ok, this is tough. First things first Naveen has to go as he's not a girl ;)
Now Brian Molko...I'd marry him as I'm not gay. Which leaves doing to Julia Volkova what the entirety of this forum want to do to her ( and that is by default ).

Next:

Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka ( guess what the connection is ;) )

the unforgiven
29-11-2006, 09:39
marry : Jack Sparrow
fuck : edward scissorhands (finger f*cked is forbidden)
kill : willy wonka

*sighs* johnny depp

Donald Rumsfeld, Rita Hayworth, Ralf Schumacher (baby schumi)

Khartoun2004
09-05-2007, 05:47
Marry: Rita Hayworth
Fuck: Ralf Schumacher
Kill: Donald Rumsfeld

George W. Bush Jr., George W. Bush Sr., Barbara Bush :lol:

Personally I'd kill all three... George Bush Sr and Barbara Bush for having Jr and of course Jr is just a murderous moron.

Amanda
09-05-2007, 06:04
OMG

Fuck Barbara Bush
Kill George W. Bush Jr.
Marry George W. Bush Sr.

:confused:

Troy, Sven, and Domen (I know it'll be tough!!)

Larie't
09-05-2007, 06:24
Fuck Troy
Kill Domen (nooh)
Marry Sven

Condoleeza Rice, Conan O'Brian, Oprah Winfrey

Khartoun2004
09-05-2007, 06:30
Marry: Conan O'Brien
Fuck: Oprah ( that was a tough call)
Kill: Condoleeza Rice... I despise that "YES" woman :nunu:

Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson

the unforgiven
09-05-2007, 09:12
Khartoun2004, I guess you're in a history mood lol

Marry : Thomas Jefferson
Fuck : Alexander Hamilton
Kill : Aaron Burr just because he killed the guy I had a love affair with :p

Laure Manaudou, Kirsten Bell, Jeremy Irons

mary_lovesyulia
10-05-2007, 00:43
marry:Kirsten Bell
f*ck: Jeremy Irons
kill:Laure Manaudou



kate moennig, jennifer beals,mia kirshner

Khartoun2004
10-05-2007, 03:14
Marry: Mia Kishner cause my mother always told me to marry a nice Jewish girl :lol:
Fuck: Kate Moennig
Kill: Jennifer Beals someone has to be the martyr

Channing Tatum, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt

Amy_Lee_Rocks
10-05-2007, 03:45
Marry: Dean :kawai: gotta love him!
Fuck: The firefighter next door..hehe
Kill: Erika Oviedo..estupida!


umm..i dont know what the last 3 names are for..so i guess ill pic
random ones..


Avril, Kelly, Brandon

Khartoun2004
10-05-2007, 14:40
umm..i dont know what the last 3 names are for..so i guess ill pic
random ones..


The last three names are the ones that you have to decide who you would marry, fuck or kill. Then you give three more names for the next person

Larie't
10-05-2007, 17:55
Fuck: Avril
Marry: Kelly
Kill: Brandon

Napoleon, Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin

Amanda
10-05-2007, 18:25
Fuck: Adolf Hitler
Marry: Napoleon
Kill: Josef Stalin (who is he??)

Trent Reznor, Aaron North, Jeordie White (tough for a NIN fan) :lalala:

Amy_Lee_Rocks
11-05-2007, 01:37
The last three names are the ones that you have to decide who you would marry, fuck or kill. Then you give three more names for the next person

Thanks, i feel so stupid now.:bum:




Kill: Josef Stalin (who is he??)


Are you serious?


Marry:Trent Reznor
Fuck: Aaron North
Kill: Jeordie White

Yulia Volkova, Amy Lee, Your neighboor

mary_lovesyulia
11-05-2007, 03:19
marry: yulia
fuck:amy lee
kill:my neighbor



karina lombard, fergie, nelly furtado

Amanda
11-05-2007, 03:39
Are you serious?Sorry but yes. I asked my friends and they didn't know either. I eventually looked him up on Wikipedia. But I still stand by my choices. :o

Amy_Lee_Rocks
11-05-2007, 04:01
Sorry but yes. I asked my friends and they didn't know either. I eventually looked him up on Wikipedia. But I still stand by my choices. :o

I thought you were being sarcastic, i didnt know of Stalin until i was 14 so it doesnt matter if you knew or not.


Marry:nelly furtado
Fuck: fergie
Kill: karina lombard


Bill Gates, Ronald McDonnald, Paris Hilton

Khartoun2004
11-05-2007, 05:10
Marry: Bill Gates
Fuck: Ronald McDonald
Kill: Paris "I'm a whore" Hilton

Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Richie

Larie't
11-05-2007, 08:51
Marry: Britney Spears (because of the money)
Fuck: I choose selibath
Kill: Britney Spears (after I've married her)

Barbie, Ken, Bratz doll

QueenBee
11-05-2007, 14:03
Marry: Bratz doll (we can borrow eachother's clothes)
Fuck: Ken 'cause I'm not gay (he'll be my lover and eventually we'll run away together)
Kill: Barbie - to make sure she doesn't get between me and Ken :nunu:

the unforgiven
13-05-2007, 22:13
QueenBee, *whispers soflty* post 3 new names please

Talyubittu
13-05-2007, 22:34
QueenBee, *whispers soflty* post 3 new names please

*whispers softly as well* LMFAO! Thats effing hilarious!

QueenBee
13-05-2007, 22:39
Oops, I'm so stupid. :D
Well, I've got nothing! So I think someone else should continue this game :)

Edit: Okay I found some :p

This lovely girl (http://a478.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_99cf86efbd3f021a2b6d2e08eef4d58d.jpg)
Skurt (http://www.ssi.se/Skurt/Skurt_trad.jpg)
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years (http://jokesmagazine.com/images/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Young.jpg)

Fuck: fergie
I can't believe you just said that :ill: *vomits*

Talyubittu
13-05-2007, 22:47
Oops, I'm so stupid. :D
Well, I've got nothing! So I think someone else should continue this game :)

Edit: Okay I found some :p

This lovely girl (http://a478.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_99cf86efbd3f021a2b6d2e08eef4d58d.jpg)
Skurt (http://www.ssi.se/Skurt/Skurt_trad.jpg)
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years (http://jokesmagazine.com/images/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Young.jpg)


I can't believe you just said that :ill: *vomits*

I propose another option...

Suicide.

Amy_Lee_Rocks
14-05-2007, 02:13
Oops, I'm so stupid. :D
Well, I've got nothing! So I think someone else should continue this game :)

Edit: Okay I found some :p

This lovely girl (http://a478.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_99cf86efbd3f021a2b6d2e08eef4d58d.jpg)
Skurt (http://www.ssi.se/Skurt/Skurt_trad.jpg)
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years (http://jokesmagazine.com/images/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Young.jpg)


I can't believe you just said that :ill: *vomits*

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
OMG!

mary_lovesyulia
14-05-2007, 02:57
queenie you kill the game i think!!!!:lol:
can u post 3 dif people please!!! :lol:

the unforgiven
14-05-2007, 17:21
guys, you're pussies lol

marry : Skurt, green men are my weakness
fuck : Schwarzie, just a quickie
kill : sorry lovely girl :p

*thinks hard* Sufjan Stevens, John Mayer and Jeff Buckley

mary_lovesyulia
15-05-2007, 00:29
marry:John Mayer
fuck:Jeff Buckley
kill:Sufjan Stevens


parviz, jennifer anniston, pablo (http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/mariana_taty/x1pbglk-vqL4BsoszZQg0YNpFXK6zfev-11.jpg) of kudai's group

Khartoun2004
16-05-2007, 05:57
Marry: Jennifer Anniston
Fuck: Pablo
Kill: Parviz

Keira Knightley, Kirsten Dunst, Claire Danes

Larie't
16-05-2007, 10:21
Fuck: Keira Knightley
Kill: Kirsten Dunst (she's so annoying!)
Marry: Claire Danes

Which backstreetboy: Nick, Brian or Kevin

the unforgiven
16-05-2007, 11:49
Marry : Kevin :heart: I've never been into that band but I always think this guy was extremely hot and seems nice ... a great husbie lol
Fuck : Brian, who the hell is that? can't put a face on his name
Kill : Nick, blonde and annoying tsss

Don Johnson, Chuck Norris, Tom Selec :lol:

mary_lovesyulia
18-05-2007, 23:43
marry:Don Johnson
fuck:, Chuck Norris
kill: Tom Selec

eva longoria, curt cobain, vlad topalov

the unforgiven
18-05-2007, 23:46
easy

marry : Kurt Cobain
fuck : Eva Longoria
kill : Vlad Topalov

Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Juan-Carlos Ferrero

spyretto
18-05-2007, 23:49
I hate Nadal, he's a machine :D

So fcuk Nadal, :eek: marry Federer, kill JCF ( though I'd pardon him right in the last minute )

Daniella Hantuchova
Serena Williams
Svetlana Kuznetsova

dradeel
20-05-2007, 23:21
Fuck: Serena Williams ... she might be like ... alot taller than me :laugh: but she has some attributes you simply can't ignore.
Marry: Daniella Nantuchova ... have no knowledge to this lady or the next one, but Daniella was the hotter one, so I'll marry her :laugh: I bet they're both stuffed with money. Hehe.
Kill: Svetlana Kuznetsova.

Okay, the next three. Very much inspired from this weekend I guess. Hehe:
Roy Khan
Liv Kristine Espenæs Krull (also known as just 'Liv Kristine')
Casey Grillo